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So there's this law firm in my city...

So there's this law firm in my city...
 
 
So there's this law firm in my city... So there's this law firm in my city...
Classic turkey. Too baked to walk. Classic turkey. Too baked to walk.
I remember I remember
How I'd imagine it feels like to date a Russian girl. How I'd imagine it feels like to date a Russian girl.
Message I'm trying to send to my penis. Message I'm trying to send to my penis.
Asshole snakes Asshole snakes
Keeping the dying art of calligraphy alive. Keeping the dying art of calligraphy alive.
I before E I before E
When you forget to bring your mouthpiece to the Super Bowl halftime show When you forget to bring your mouthpiece to the Super Bowl halftime show
He's all man. He's all man.