Being Catholic and taking my girlfriend for the first time. This is what she sent me.



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  • RafMan

    You forgot kneel, There’s a bunch of kneel.

  • Inaba

    AH! i didn’t say “god says” that time, you three are out

  • Mungbean

    and cash, dont forget to hand over the cash. very important

  • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

    All I know, is for some reason I love the communion wafers. But yeah, this pretty much sums up Catholic Sunday mass.

  • David Thomas

    The snack is them EATING JESUS AND DRINKING HIS BLOOD!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/gdowson/ gdowson

      This is the literal belief in the Catholic church. It’s not a metaphor, that wafer literally turns into the epidermis/muscle tissue of a first-century Jew.

      Yay for cannibalism.

      • Octopus of Disapproval

        Until a class In College I thought the wafer thong was a metaphor, which I thought was kinda cute. When I heard about transubstatiation I lost my “multicultural tolerance and respect” cool and giggled like a mean schoolgirl.

  • Octopus of Disapproval

    It’s not too far off from Jewish services. Except the snacks are mostly afterward.

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