I went to the zoo to see a giraffe with my own eyes (not borrowed ones).. but it was sleeping inside…so I mythed it….. still don’t think they are real
Did you just?
…er…. yes?…. I think
That was so bad I laughed.
he is a reptilian!!
Everyone knows giraffes aren’t real. All the ones in the zoo are just five guys in a horse costume.
Interesting fact about giraffes. 90%+ of giraffe matings are male on male. They are the gayest animal in the zoo.