I couldn’t stop thinking this the entire movie.
First thought that popped into my head when they intro’d Bard was, “Why do they have Orlando playing 2 roles?”
I thought they were talking about Shakespeare.
Bloom should just stick with the long blond hair. I like it much better than his actual hair.
Came to the conclusion that if Sauron’s armies would’ve had 100 million soldiers they would’ve still lost the battle. In my opinion they had better tactics, brute force, they even had a signal corps and their leader was not leading the army in the front row…. Yeah I’m frustrated!
I know, right?
But there were, like, 9 drwarves forfeiting the advantage of their mountain fortress by mindlessly storming ahead, so they kind of had to win. Or something.
Mullet heaven in Middle earth, and here I thought Country music thought that shit up, Nope, Tolkien again, that guy thought up all the cool shit fantasy writers use, guess we can live with his bad haircut idea, he did write that book a long time ago.
It’s a good thing Orlando Bloom wasn’t playing Orlando Bloom then, isn’t it. Now Legolas….he looked a lot like Legolas. I wonder why that is.
I made the same observation to my family. Glad I’m not the only one!