See…your day isn’t really going too badly.


  • Matthew de Raadt

    If you ever feel like you fucked up, just remember that Penicillin was invented because someone forgot to seal the petri dish properly and mould from the window started growing on it and killing the bacteria.

  • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

    If you’ve ever felt like you’ve fucked up just remember that Johnson and Johnson employs rectal thermometer human quality control testers, one anal insertion, reading, and removal at a time. XD

    • Coffeeinator3000

      you know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal?

      • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

        One in the mouth, one bigggg one in da butt! :3 Hehehe.

        • Coffeeinator3000

          the taste

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            One mild, one veryyyy nutty, 😉 Heheheh. XD

  • Jodie Poppy Leonie Knowles-Bak

    If you ever feel like you fucked up just remember that when the Brits invaded India they couldn’t cope with the cobras so offered money for dead ones causing people to breed them and when they caught on they stopped offering money causing everyone to release their cobras, multiplying the original population tenfold.

    • Rev. Analbumcover

      That’s pretty awesome.

  • sad panda

    Someone’s been watching Drunk History on UK’s Comedy Central.

  • Von Der Tann

    If you ever feel like you fucked up remember that Kingsley Wood, the Secretary of State for Air in 1939-1940, said that he would not bomb with incendiaries the Black forest in Germany, because it was “private propriety”, neither could weapons factories, as the Germans might do the same.

  • Octopus of Disapproval

    Ohhhhh please more of these. I fucked up kinda big recently.

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