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  • Michael Shepherd

    I’ve killed men for less.

  • A Turd Named Peanut

    You can take our games, our guns, and our women. But you should NEVER mess with a man’s meat.

    • Jackson

      I’m sorry, but who are you speaking for? If you try to take my guns, games, women, or meat, I will shoot you with my guns before going back to my games and thinking about the women who will never know I exist… now you made me sad. You bastard

      • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

        That is a sad, sad story bro. *Gives you a reassuring brohug*

        • Jackson

          I appreciate the sentiment, I truly do, but don’t you dare touch me. There is no telling where you have been, I most likely know what you have been doing and don’t want it wiped on me or something, and I’m still not sure which deep, dark, horrible part of the internet you crawled out of.

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Awwwww, come here!! I promise I won’t bite!! http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–gXm72rJ6–/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/19dhrr159llk3gif.gif And yes, I am pretty much that big n hairy IRL. 6’4″ 270 lbs. with hair even on elbows n kneecaps. XD Hehehe. As for what part of the internet: the best part baby! Wooo!!! *Pours vodka on hairy chest and bearhugs you after boning 5 virgins till they went sleepy-time*

          • Jackson

            Wow. Just wow. On a completely different topic, I don’t suppose you know a good place to look for a P220 Combat? I can’t find anyone selling one here in Alabama (bastards).

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Lmfao, enjoyed that huh? 😉 And if I were you, I’d just focus my attention on classifieds such as armslist and gunsamerica. You can try gunbroker if you’re down for competing in auctions.

          • Jackson

            Never heard of gunsamerica, but if it’s like armslist I’ll check it out. I’m on armslist every day looking for some SIG’s, but so far haven’t had much luck. Can’t do gunbroker because they would have to ship the gun to an FFL dealer, and I can’t buy from an FFL until I’m 21.

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Ah fuck, then yeah, you’re gonna have to focus on classifieds like armslist then.

          • Jackson

            Yeah, I just tried gunsamerica, and that site is shit. They have a way to narrow the search to classifieds and non FFL dealers, but it doesn’t work for some reason. Every single one I got was an FFL, and the bastards had a VERY nice looking M11-A1. A few more years…

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Damn bro, well, keep looking. I won’t encourage illegal activity but just keep your eyes peeled.

          • Jackson

            What do you mean “illegal activity”? I already explained to you it is perfectly legal for me to buy a handgun at 18 from a private seller, just not an FFL dealer. I went to a gun show today and met a guy there who was perfectly happy to sell me a colt python (if I had the money, I might have considered buying it), and we were in full view of 2 cops.

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Just keeping the bases covered. Not implying anything. Of course, being over 21 myself I don’t really know what recourse could be take to acquire a handgun while underage besides private sellers of course. I think you just need to save up and wait for either armslist classified to get sweeter or gunshows in your neck of the woods.

          • Jackson

            Went to a gun show yesterday actually, pretty cool stuff. And the only legal ways for me to obtain a handgun right now are private sellers, or getting one as a gift. I can get a rifle or a shotgun, but not a handgun yet.

    • CharlieTooHuman (Capt Obvious)

      Gay men disagree.

      • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

        * “Lesser men” disagree.

    • Octopus of Disapproval

      But it was her meat! He stole her pork. With her mother taking pictures. How galling is that?!

  • Stian Sugarpunch Stjerne

    Just no ! You don’t touch another mans meat without concent !

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      Unless you’re a hot woman. 😉

  • Jessica

    I want pork… I’m hungry. 🙁

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      You want pork or to be porked? 😉 hehe giggity srry, couldn’t help myself. :3

  • I am Sancho

    FAKE!

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