Death kills.



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  • Tanya Wicht

    True, but if her tongue is so long it can lick right up into her nostril, it might be worth the ride…

  • EdHoppe

    Well it depends where you happen to be standing. If you’re standing in a cow pasture, then yes. If you’re in the ocean, I would have to question those odds.

    • Coffeeinator3000

      what if it happens to be a female bullshark?

      • Garrus Vakarian

        Then its half and half.

      • Gnome Anne

        Then you might be in Virginia Beach lol

  • Flockacox

    And the ratio of people swimming in water with sharks, to the ratio of people farming cows, is incredibly less. So of course more people have a chance of being killed by a cow than a shark.

  • Aidan Weiss-Rice

    Once again, two things that cannot be related, so stop trying to

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