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  • perthaussieguy

    Aussie shortened version …..”Fuck me, right?”

    • RandomIdiot

      But at what cost?

      • perthaussieguy

        “Fuck me, right?”

        • Barba_Negra

          … And then the wolves came.

          • perthaussieguy

            “Fuck me, right?”

          • Barba_Negra

            In this economy?

          • EdHoppe

            There is no escape from destiny

          • Lerk

            As the prophecy foretold.

        • RandomIdiot

          No, but like a dollar value, how much?

    • unikitty

      The weirdest thing austrialians do is add “but” to everything. I’ll never get it.

      Fuck me, but?

      • Barba_Negra

        Its the accent. Translated to regular English is “Fuck my butt!”

      • Rattlehead

        Yeah, nah, yeah, s’not to bad, but, yeah, nah, fuck me right?

      • whitehound

        People from Newcastle in England insert “like” into their sentences quite randomly, and people from Leith in Scotland do the same with “by the way”.

  • Max

    “My son died of cancer.”
    “In this economy?”

    • Yukoner

      “But at what cost?”

      • Von Der Tann

        “…and then the wolves came.”

    • Dragonofarbitration

      Thanks alot Obama!! (are we still doing the “Obama” thing? )

      • Max


      • Secgu76

        No, he’s been Trumped.

        • Dragonofarbitration

          You mean “Drumpfted”

  • the dude

    read the third one like….. to kill the first born pharaoh son, im creeping death…..

  • Mister_B_Posters

    “I need to go to the bathroom”
    “…just like in my dream…”

    • Mister_B_Posters

      “Mr president, we’ve paid off all the debt. We’re in the black!”
      “In this economy?”

    • Theinsomniac

      …and then the wolves came.

  • Hristian Lazarov

    “I have cancer.”
    ” and then the wolves came”

  • Sirperry

    “Gasp! Just like the gypsy woman said would happen!”

  • The man that did that thing

    “But everything changed when the fire nation attacked…”

  • Bruce Leroy

    “…And then I jerked off.”

    • frontbottom

      That’s what your mum said.

  • Caddoc

    “I don’t have anything else to say”
    “I can’t think of anything else to say”
    “I don’t know what to say”

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