“This tastes like butter, but it’s not”
“If you love butter then you’ll love this”
“Butter it’s not, but believe the taste”
“You butter believe it!”
If I owned the company I’d label it:
“MANUFACTURED TRANS FATS – because life sucks, might as well shorten it.”
(Disclaimer: This is for comedic purposes, not informational. I haven’t looked into it and have no idea whether or not ICBINB contains manufactured trans fats.)
Doesn’t matter, as long as it tastes like butter.
Only butter tastes like butter IMO. Some things, like Jolly Time BlastOButter, are artificially flavored and taste pretty damned good.