Meanwhile, at the club…

  • Vava

    Ah, that’s actually a sea-rion not a siren. Common mistake. (Yeah, I dare you to make a funnier joke with seals)

    • perthaussieguy

      This gem…

      A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices
      that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil
      dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at
      the first gas station.
      After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town.
      He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that
      something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice
      cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying
      to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to
      the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The
      mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.”
      “No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”

      • Gregor

        I’m glad i didn’t have my milk in my mouth just then, that would have been a real mess on my screen

      • Vava


  • Ashen

    if you’re at sea as long as pirates/sailors were during the Age of Sail, I challenge any man here not to look differently at a manatee

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