Ah, that’s actually a sea-rion not a siren. Common mistake. (Yeah, I dare you to make a funnier joke with seals)
A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices
that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil
dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at
the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town.
He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that
something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice
cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying
to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to
the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The
mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”
I’m glad i didn’t have my milk in my mouth just then, that would have been a real mess on my screen
if you’re at sea as long as pirates/sailors were during the Age of Sail, I challenge any man here not to look differently at a manatee