“This is much more comfortable to lie on than all this gravel around us.” – seal, probably
much better than the “surprise buttsex” that I was thinking.
Is it really a surprise, when you laid a trail of fish, all the way to your backdoor?
Surprise butt sex!
I’m pretty sure he’s molesting you
looks like https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/edd06dcef2a4b273cafcbde4bed9c19f4cd1d123b215ee405eb782e78ae8540b.jpg
R*pe jokes are knot funny!
What’s wrong with rope jokes?
I’m afrayed they just aren’t funny.
And then he got raped lmao.
Nope, still green.