*takes the bigger slice*
I swear on this universe I actually was gonna say that when I saw this post last night. In fact I typed “Plot twist: eats the slice on the left”.
But then I thought it wasn’t funny and didn’t post it.
Now I am sitting here wondering what if all the things that I had thought of doing but I didn’t do because I thought I wasn’t good enough – had I actually done them, how different would my life be?
Pizza is the answer to all your problems.
Did you write that near the microwave? CIA what happenes?