Cats don’t have a president because they are too busy eating their own vomit to work out democracy. They are still stuck in the dark ages of ‘me stronger than you, me take your stuff’.
Huh, isn’t that dogs? I’ve had cats all my life and I’ve never had a cat eat what they’ve thrown up.
They most certainly do, quite a few of the cats my Nan raised did so.
…and in Alaska…
On the other hand, many people are terrified of harmless house spiders, but most have no fear at all of one of the most deadly things to humans: tobacco.
Bitches is right tho
Not saying Donald isn’t horrible, but is he that much worse than an average republican? Might even be better because he’s too clueless to get things done.
Yeah, but can you even vote, cat? And btw, he’s still the president of the country you live in. I would say it’s all fun and games until you all get deported to Egypt, but you are worshiped there. Plot twist: you get to stay here and be made fun of on the internet, and the ONLY WAY you could get back to Egypt is if you are forced to go.