While other paparazzi took these pictures.

  • NotMyName

    Give up men randomly dressed like cowboys! You’re not going to catch Neo.

  • Mister_B_Posters

    And when it’s time to go, Keanu Leaves.

    • perthaussieguy

      Darting around obstacles as he is running away, Keanu Weaves.

      • CharlieTooHuman (Capt Obvious)

        Paparazzi exact revenge by killing his dog, Keanu Grieves

        • James Denman

          But the whole thing makes him angry, Keanu Seethes.

          • lordbizwah

            Named my baby boy after him, Keanu Teethes.

          • psage

            combo breaker

          • perthaussieguy

            ‘John Wick 3 – War Against psage’

          • Vava

            Let’s start a kickstarter. Is that redundant? Let’s kickstarter…? Fuck, let’s just kick him and call it a day.

          • psage

            as long as you don’t kill my dog i can forgive you

          • perthaussieguy

            *Stares hard and long then narrow eyes to slits – Keanu Leaves

          • psage

            i’m sick of these puns, keanu heaves

          • perthaussieguy

            Yay, thread continues … Keanu Retrieves

          • psage

            i am going to tie this thread off right now, Keanu Sheaves

          • Mister_B_Posters

            It has got a bit out of hand hasn’t it? This is what happens sometimes..

          • psage

            i love pun threads they are quite fun

          • Octopus of Disapproval

            He goes to church to repent his thieving ways, Keanu Believes.

          • SuperDan4

            It really grinds my gears when you guys do this, it’s one of my Keanu Peeves

          • Octopus of Disapproval

            He makes a delicate cake for his namesake, Keanu Sieves.

        • sniz_and_fondue

          I don’t like all this stereotyping and assumptions, I’m worried someone is going to get triggered. It’s almost like Keanu Preconceives.

      • Mister_B_Posters

        Ah, but as he’s so out of shape, he’s starting to feel a bit sick. Keanu Heaves. He’s still alive though, Keanu Breathes. I think that’s all of them now. Keanu Achieves!

        • ryss1

          I love u all

        • Josh Hansen

          Thank God, Keanu Relieves

      • Mister_B_Posters

        (Reads other comments) What have I done?!

        • perthaussieguy

          I guess you ended it well 🙂

          • Mister_B_Posters

            I suppose so…

        • Lerk

          You crippled that thread, Keanu Reeves…

  • Not Jose

    At least he looks happy

  • Adrian Solomon

    and booting up a pigeon in the process

  • Adrian Solomon

    but it’s from a movie called generation um..

  • Lychee Ais

    He looks happy and adorablee <3 can't get enough of this man, seriously..
    Even when he's kicking some poor pigeon's ass

  • Kev_S

    Two downvotes, eh? Could it be those two paparazzi bozos who were chasing him?

  • Aaron Felion

    He’s just trying to make an excellent friend since Bill’s doing other things

  • RaddClaw

    I love this guy

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