ONCE AGAIN… Animals do not go to heaven because they don’t have souls! They are automatons… They are PROPS for decorating the planet and they are food supply for man. They were never created with souls.
Do gingers have souls?
Of course not. Gingers are the result of Pagan ritualists poisoning entire generations of white people with Satanism and witchcraft. The redhair is a result of demons inhabiting and controlling the human body.
What about onions?
Anything that makes you cry most definitely has a soul.
That is exactly what I thought I was gonna say too, in case you said onions didn’t have souls!
But when my mom’s cat died I cried, so did that cat go to heaven?
And what about the dogs that bit me when I was a kid, that made me cry, did those biting dogs go to heaven? Or that time when those lions recognized the human that had raised them when they were reunited years later? That made me cry. So did those lions go to heaven?
I can agree with that, but again, we have lots of souls. We collect them!
What a great picture of me… I think I was 32 here.
dude seriously is guy like the next Ken M?
He’s our local troll….most just ignore him
Why? He’s fantastic!!!
That is the alternate / troll account of Charlie TooHuman (Captain Obvious).
cc: @almightybeard:disqus @daverbes:disqus
he’s damn good.
Thank goodness, we sometimes get what we need rather than what we deserve!
after getting bit by big croc Graham
“It’s not his fault, I’m not mad at him, Graham’s just a naughty boy”
If all animals go to heaven, then why do some people go to hell?
because all animals are good, but some humans are bad
Humans are animals though
Humans are animals with higher reasoning skills.