Aww man. Made myself wake from laughter too once. In my dream there was a commercial for chewing gum and it was full of sexy girls, so I go and say : “All those chicks to sell gum, and it’s not even for Chiclets ? ” My subconscious is the only one to think I’m funny.
My while-asleep joke today: What costs more to ship, a stroller, or a wheelchair?
The stroller. There’s freight charges, but also carriage.