Please dear Lord let this be fake… I’m losin’ faith in humanity over here.
You and me both, and God I second Karen’s comment.
This is just a starting D/s relation where both partners are exploring the way it works, if it’s supposed to be a vanilla relation then this is screwed before it even started
I don’t think even the Dom/Sub community would want to own up to that lot.
…Another acceptable option is that he responded with his own list, which only had one thing on it:
1. Go fuck yourself. With a cactus.
And I hope he never spoke to you again.
She’s a keeper! At least I hope the asylum thinks so.
As the old saying goes, better to be alone than in bad company. Seriously, what kind of Faustian shitstorm did this poor bastard think he’d gotten himself into?
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a97ec49f1bf04b3978bfccb3c4d2c2f1bab6cfdd3f1c8cdbaca6246c7ef27747.jpg It’s really obvious… But she just belongs here.
I don’t think she could think up something this shitty.
I made one change.
I can’t find it?
Check the title…
you didn’t fix ‘your not messing around’
I didn’t want to open that can of worms. I’d feel obligated to go into intermittent use of punctuation and so forth. Besides, number nine pretty much destroys all incentive to follow any of them. Here, this is better. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b8f6a3a68eeb863eaf7a726b51709401f331f0f1d86faddcc33440c2b890cf55.png
does she , have no girlfriends ?
Everyone is calling her psycho: I’d bet money he cheated on her and this was the only way she’d stay. I’m not saying that’s healthy, but it was probably the catalyst…
If she’s capable of coming up with this kind of list I can’t blame him for cheating. Hell I’d be surprised if he didn’t pack up and leave right then and there.
That would be the smart thing to do…
Agreed, this sounds like a cheater’s revenge. She must have beer flavored nipples.
This is fake. A MAN did this up to make fun of FEMINISTS.
I was married to the male version of this. There was no written list but the rules were known.
Key word, ‘was’.
keegan must be a fun guy
I’m annoyed with how inconsistent the list is. Most of it is “You are,” but there are two “‘You’re'”s
She was dropped as a baby. Several times.
If I ever got this list I’d be laughing so hard I’d be out of breath for an hour! People are the worst.