Met this guy at Target today, he is 75.



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  • Amber Mari

    You know what? I ALMOST wish I would’ve gotten that as my last tattoo just to fuck with people who have to take care of me when I’m older.

    • BearnieZardoz

      There must still be some tattoo real estate left on you, where you can have it, no?

      • A tramp-stamp of a toilet-paper roll and the text “TP for my bunghole!”

      • Amber Mari

        Yep.

        • BearnieZardoz

          Good 😀

    • Flingebunt

      I would suggest as tattoos a set of care instructions include
      – This side up (on the forehead)
      – Insert pizza and candy here (with arrows pointing to your mount)
      – Exit only, protective gear advised (where you might guess)

  • Cayne

    Need someone to talk to. Just had a student bring a gun into my internet class that I was teaching. I am a little shaken. someone tell me a good story

    • lizziesmama

      How frightening! 🙁 What age are these students?

    • lizziesmama

      I can’t think of a good story – but here’s a picture of two cats. Max and Ruby. My daughter named them when they were kittens – 9 years ago. She sometimes regrets naming them after cartoon bunnies – but their names seem to work. As I’m typing this I’m wondering if you know who Max and Rabbit the bunnies are. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/45b2b330be80b936f504851685fd6d5fc3f41659f3f84b96ea291ea4e512f159.jpg

      • Cayne

        I know max was the predecessor to Micky mouse wasn’t he? or am I missing it. but they are adorable none the less. I have 2. lilly and cinder. they are sweet hearts

    • Thatsquishy

      I went outside to catch a magikarp on pokemon go during a 2 am thunderstorm when I slipped on mud and managed to get stuck on a sturdy, low-hanging branch . The sad part was that my phone was in my pocket the entire time.
      It took a campus police office a minute to get me unstuck and untangled (long hair). Other cpos laugh at me now.

      • Cayne

        that is an unfortunate but slightly hilarious story. thank you

    • Dawn

      I have a story about a recent accomplishment, but I’m too tired to tell it well. I’m not sure if it’s what you’re looking for, anyway, as it’s not particularly funny. It just fills me with happiness.

      I might copy & paste it from Facebook anyway in the hopes it’ll distract you.

      • Cayne

        that is an incredible accomplishment and a great story. thank you for sharing with me 😀

        • Dawn

          Thanks! It meant so much to me when it happened. I’m glad it didn’t bore you.

  • http://www.thelundgren.com/ Totte Lundgren

    Hey Hoodie, wazzup with the fav icon?

    • HoodieDog

      We’ll get it fixed. Thanks for the heads up.

      • Exquisite Jesus

        I also still am able to upvote/downvotes as many times as I like. Which is great, cause I feel like God. But I probably shouldn’t have that power.

        • AcidMan

          My inner child can confirm this @ Exquisite Jesus.

          • Sans Ovaries

            No, I’m pretty sure 250 people upvoted this picture.

          • AcidMan

            Yeah, definitely 2280 people for sure.

        • HoodieDog

          Wait. You are a god.

          Yeah, we’re fixing that.

          • Exquisite Jesus

            Okay, cool. Didn’t know if you guys knew yet. Also, I mean I am my father, so.

          • HoodieDog

            Life is confusing. Why should the character and nature of god be any different? Amirite?

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