You know what? I ALMOST wish I would’ve gotten that as my last tattoo just to fuck with people who have to take care of me when I’m older.
There must still be some tattoo real estate left on you, where you can have it, no?
A tramp-stamp of a toilet-paper roll and the text “TP for my bunghole!”
I would suggest as tattoos a set of care instructions include
– This side up (on the forehead)
– Insert pizza and candy here (with arrows pointing to your mount)
– Exit only, protective gear advised (where you might guess)
Need someone to talk to. Just had a student bring a gun into my internet class that I was teaching. I am a little shaken. someone tell me a good story
How frightening! 🙁 What age are these students?
this one is 8. i teach 1 on 1 class over the internet for kids in China. they are normally amazing smart students. but with everything that happened with Vegas this really scared me. not for my sake. I was scared for him
Ahhh man that’s shitty!
Had a similar case in South Africa last week, shocking
I can’t think of a good story – but here’s a picture of two cats. Max and Ruby. My daughter named them when they were kittens – 9 years ago. She sometimes regrets naming them after cartoon bunnies – but their names seem to work. As I’m typing this I’m wondering if you know who Max and Rabbit the bunnies are. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/45b2b330be80b936f504851685fd6d5fc3f41659f3f84b96ea291ea4e512f159.jpg
I know max was the predecessor to Micky mouse wasn’t he? or am I missing it. but they are adorable none the less. I have 2. lilly and cinder. they are sweet hearts
I went outside to catch a magikarp on pokemon go during a 2 am thunderstorm when I slipped on mud and managed to get stuck on a sturdy, low-hanging branch . The sad part was that my phone was in my pocket the entire time.
It took a campus police office a minute to get me unstuck and untangled (long hair). Other cpos laugh at me now.
that is an unfortunate but slightly hilarious story. thank you
I have a story about a recent accomplishment, but I’m too tired to tell it well. I’m not sure if it’s what you’re looking for, anyway, as it’s not particularly funny. It just fills me with happiness.
I might copy & paste it from Facebook anyway in the hopes it’ll distract you.
that is an incredible accomplishment and a great story. thank you for sharing with me 😀
Thanks! It meant so much to me when it happened. I’m glad it didn’t bore you.
Hey Hoodie, wazzup with the fav icon?
We’ll get it fixed. Thanks for the heads up.
I also still am able to upvote/downvotes as many times as I like. Which is great, cause I feel like God. But I probably shouldn’t have that power.
My inner child can confirm this @ Exquisite Jesus.
No, I’m pretty sure 250 people upvoted this picture.
Yeah, definitely 2280 people for sure.
Wait. You are a god.
Yeah, we’re fixing that.
Okay, cool. Didn’t know if you guys knew yet. Also, I mean I am my father, so.
Life is confusing. Why should the character and nature of god be any different? Amirite?