12 months ago 12 months ago Couldn’t be more true by Staff 12 months ago12 months ago Post PaginationPrevious PostPreviousNext PostNextLike it? Share with your friends! 15 15 points perthaussieguy If you have washed properly it shouldn’t matter, every part of your body should be clean Rev. Analbumcover Well, it’s also the cognitive association. Tuck your toothbrush in your just-cleaned buttcrack and leave it there for a couple minutes. Still feel like brushing your teeth with it? Most people wouldn’t, no matter how clean their ass basket is. It’s the same reason we don’t eat insects. They’re very healthy and cheap to raise, but we associate eating bugs with disgust. Shai Hulud to be fair there is a huge difference between putting my face near/on something potentially dirty and putting it in my mouth. Rev. Analbumcover That’s because your disgust threshold lies between them. Shai Hulud it’s just overall cleanliness difference. Me having my face near shit is potentially much less dangerous than putting a fecal covered object in my mouth. Rev. Analbumcover Wait. So you’re saying that anything that comes into contact with your just-washed ass is going to be covered in feces? Shai Hulud no but im not naive enough to think that there is no remnants whatsoever. you for some reason seem to think wiping my face with a towel i just dried with is even remotely comparable to sticking a “just had it’s maiden voyage only moments ago” anal probe in my mouth Rev. Analbumcover Where did you come up with this idea of an anal probe? Shai Hulud of you saying to put my toothbrush between my crack then in my mouth. keep up Rev. Analbumcover Your crack isn’t your anus. You’re not keeping up. But okay, you’re fine with smearing a fecal-covered towel all over your face but not with brushing your teeth with a fecal-covered toothbrush because that’s “completely different.” I get what you’re saying. However I don’t see much difference either way. Either one seems pretty disgusting to me. You can’t have it both ways. Either objects which touch your just-washed buttcrack are covered in feces, or they aren’t. Or rather, they contain some fecal matter (probably a microscopic amount.) However, the same can be said about pretty much anything in your house, including your toothbrush. Mythbusters tested all sorts of random household objects and surfaces for fecal bacteria and found it everywhere. So you’re probably eating some small amount of shit every time you put anything to your lips. My point is, neither wiping your face with a towel you rubbed into your just-washed buttcrack nor brushing your teeth with a toothbrush that’s been tucked into the same place is likely to harm you or cause you any unpleasantness whatsoever other than what you create for yourself in your imagination (unless you did a shitty job washing, I suppose.) Shai Hulud “fecal covered towel”. this tells me a lot about your post shower hygiene lol. and im pretty sure putting it in your mouth is still more dangerous but whatever Rev. Analbumcover Your ignorant bullshit isn’t worth my time. Shai Hulud haha ok? thinking that putting fecal flecks in my mouth vs around it is worse is apparently your standard for ignorance…….mr poop towel Shai Hulud “crack isn’t your anus” no but goddamn it’s close Marcus Andersson Well I mean. If you drop something on the floor I assume you’ll just eat it. After all, if you have cleaned it properly it shouldn’t matter. Charon If the floor was recently and properly cleaned, I will. Charon Exactly. Tanya Wicht This one was posted 4 weeks ago. https://lolsnaps.com/funny/2679458 http://lemonparty.com/ Anna Troll Thank you! Garrus Vakarian As I said last time this was posted: Start from the top, retard. Tim And as I said last time, the towels are stacked by size, not order. Also, you’re quite rude, for some reason. Charon I think he meant “start wiping yourself from the top”, i.e., wipe your face before your ass. I’m guessing he only uses each towel once. Garrus Vakarian I’m talking about how he’s wondering if he wiped his ass with that towel, and I’m just saying that logic would dictate that you start from the top and work your way down. Tim I think he’s wondering about that particular segment of the towel. He might end up using the part he used to dry his butt Tuesday night as he does his face Wednesday night. Amber Mari Nope. I wipe my ass with the end with the tag, other parts with the other end, face with the middle part. Christine I don’t care. If it doesn’t stink, it’s clean enough. Shai Hulud listen hear, their is a lot of hairs splitting goings on and nobody has yet pointed out that you should be DRYING your ass as you get out of the shower not wiping it.