Couldn’t be more true


  • perthaussieguy

    If you have washed properly it shouldn’t matter, every part of your body should be clean

    • Rev. Analbumcover

      Well, it’s also the cognitive association.
      Tuck your toothbrush in your just-cleaned buttcrack and leave it there for a couple minutes. Still feel like brushing your teeth with it? Most people wouldn’t, no matter how clean their ass basket is.

      It’s the same reason we don’t eat insects. They’re very healthy and cheap to raise, but we associate eating bugs with disgust.

      • Shai Hulud

        to be fair there is a huge difference between putting my face near/on something potentially dirty and putting it in my mouth.

        • Rev. Analbumcover

          That’s because your disgust threshold lies between them.

          • Shai Hulud

            it’s just overall cleanliness difference. Me having my face near shit is potentially much less dangerous than putting a fecal covered object in my mouth.

          • Rev. Analbumcover

            Wait. So you’re saying that anything that comes into contact with your just-washed ass is going to be covered in feces?

          • Shai Hulud

            no but im not naive enough to think that there is no remnants whatsoever. you for some reason seem to think wiping my face with a towel i just dried with is even remotely comparable to sticking a “just had it’s maiden voyage only moments ago” anal probe in my mouth

          • Rev. Analbumcover

            Where did you come up with this idea of an anal probe?

          • Shai Hulud

            of you saying to put my toothbrush between my crack then in my mouth. keep up

          • Rev. Analbumcover

            Your crack isn’t your anus. You’re not keeping up.
            But okay, you’re fine with smearing a fecal-covered towel all over your face but not with brushing your teeth with a fecal-covered toothbrush because that’s “completely different.” I get what you’re saying. However I don’t see much difference either way. Either one seems pretty disgusting to me.

            You can’t have it both ways. Either objects which touch your just-washed buttcrack are covered in feces, or they aren’t. Or rather, they contain some fecal matter (probably a microscopic amount.) However, the same can be said about pretty much anything in your house, including your toothbrush. Mythbusters tested all sorts of random household objects and surfaces for fecal bacteria and found it everywhere. So you’re probably eating some small amount of shit every time you put anything to your lips.

            My point is, neither wiping your face with a towel you rubbed into your just-washed buttcrack nor brushing your teeth with a toothbrush that’s been tucked into the same place is likely to harm you or cause you any unpleasantness whatsoever other than what you create for yourself in your imagination (unless you did a shitty job washing, I suppose.)

          • Shai Hulud

            “fecal covered towel”. this tells me a lot about your post shower hygiene lol. and im pretty sure putting it in your mouth is still more dangerous but whatever

          • Rev. Analbumcover

            Your ignorant bullshit isn’t worth my time.

          • Shai Hulud

            haha ok? thinking that putting fecal flecks in my mouth vs around it is worse is apparently your standard for ignorance…….mr poop towel

          • Shai Hulud

            “crack isn’t your anus” no but goddamn it’s close

    • Marcus Andersson

      Well I mean. If you drop something on the floor I assume you’ll just eat it. After all, if you have cleaned it properly it shouldn’t matter.

      • Charon

        If the floor was recently and properly cleaned, I will.

    • Charon
  • Tanya Wicht

    This one was posted 4 weeks ago. http://lolsnaps.com/funny/2679458

    • http://lemonparty.com/ Anna Troll

      Thank you!

  • Garrus Vakarian

    As I said last time this was posted: Start from the top, retard.

    • Tim

      And as I said last time, the towels are stacked by size, not order. Also, you’re quite rude, for some reason.

      • Charon

        I think he meant “start wiping yourself from the top”, i.e., wipe your face before your ass. I’m guessing he only uses each towel once.

      • Garrus Vakarian

        I’m talking about how he’s wondering if he wiped his ass with that towel, and I’m just saying that logic would dictate that you start from the top and work your way down.

        • Tim

          I think he’s wondering about that particular segment of the towel. He might end up using the part he used to dry his butt Tuesday night as he does his face Wednesday night.

  • Amber Mari

    Nope. I wipe my ass with the end with the tag, other parts with the other end, face with the middle part.

  • Christine

    I don’t care. If it doesn’t stink, it’s clean enough.

  • Shai Hulud

    listen hear, their is a lot of hairs splitting goings on and nobody has yet pointed out that you should be DRYING your ass as you get out of the shower not wiping it.

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