And buy a ton of peanut butter too.
Get the pump gun out
*ahem* call it’s name?
I would tell them to sit and stay, then throw a tennis ball. Like most border collies my dog fucking LOVES fetching, and summarily loves tennis balls. BUT, if I tell her to sit and stay, she will obey no mater what. The fucking world could be ending and cracks of fire could be racing right under her paws, and she would still sit, waiting for the release command, focused entirely on me. She is that good of a girl. The goodest girl. No other dog could be so good. I wouldn’t want 49 other border collies, border collies are usually high energy, neurotic dogs. Not my girl. She is calm and sweet and so incredibly smart and such a flop-dog. She is the best.
I love my doggo.
Obviously with a weird Japanese Game Show.