Nah…. nah… it was …. a…… bad dream during a nap, that’s all ,,,,, honest!!
Well, well, well PAX! It says that ONLY 10 minutes you were….busy! NOT 40 minutes as you always say! It seams to me you might be lying, ey?!
It takes a while to clean everything up
MINUTES? No, you’ve got it all wrong. Those were seconds.
If you used the other hand it would have been a short healthy jog. Or sprint?
That’s alright big brother has been watching you fap through your webcam for years.
If it took me more than two minutes to masturbate, I think I’d just give up and say fuck it, it’s not happening now.