Then I says to that bitch, “You just gonna keep sniffing my ass all day sweetheart, or are we gonna bone?!”

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  • Shivers

    Thanks, now I want a mojito.

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      Kinda craving some cabernet sauvignon myself right now.

  • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

    Better go easy on the booze or this might be you:

    • benjammin1701

      You really just don’t have a gross filter, do you?

      • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

        Dude, compared to how I was before, this is nothing. You talk about a shock artist, that was me back in the day, this is simply something you could see on any nature channel with a potent message: don’t get too messed up before knocking boots!

        • benjammin1701

          Well, see…this ISN’T a nature channel. This is a FUNNY POSTS website. FUNNY. I come here to LAUGH…not be grossed out while I’m eating my breakfast. Previously, when you were posting your “way worse” stuff, I had to stop looking at Lolsnaps during my down time at work for fear something you posted in the comments would be seen as inappropriate.
          Now, I’d still like to be able to read the comments without seeing dogs screwing and puking.

  • AndFred

    …. and then I said biiiitch.
    key and peele.

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