Old people can be awesome sometimes…


  • the dude

    could have told her, “well, at least she wont get pregnant”.

    • Dan

      Wrong again.
      3 letters: IVF

      • sparky

        confused by your response, I am feeling

        • Dan

          Meaning. You don’t have to have sex with a man in order to be pregnant.
          Either that or a sperm bank.

          • sparky

            I am actually the *surrogate* father of my lesbian bestfriend and her partners child. no bank involved… nor turkey baster… but that’s beside the point, I misunderstood what *IVF* meant…. and as im typing this I realize its *In Vitro Fertilization…*

      • the dude

        well, let me rephrase, at least she wont get *her* pregnant.

        i know about IVF. what i was implying was if the two chicks had sex, neither of them would get pregnant. do you need me to make that any more clear?

        • Thierry Pattyn

          Yes, please. Could you elaborate on the ‘two chicks had sex’ part?

          • the dude

            words cannot describe the beauty of such actions. here is a link to help you out:

            http://www.wankdb.com

          • Thierry Pattyn

            OK, CTRL-SHIFT-N it is then …

          • the dude

            ……

  • Dylan James Harley

    Best image in my head right now.

    • Von Der Tann

      best movie on my monitor right now.

      • Dylan James Harley

        best show on my tv right now.

  • The Truth

    This story has bullshit written all over it. Don’t argue with me.

    Anyway, guess what: if you don’t like a heterosexual’s opinions on homosexuality, they cant care less about that and neither should you.

    How about glorifying heterosexuals for once and dropping the double standards?

    • Dan

      I understand what you mean.
      These posts are by sad, lonely and bitchy hetero-phobes.

      • butsi

        since when has lolsnaps been so full of westboro baptist church’s inbred dumbasses?

        • Dan

          According to your judgment stated in your comment.
          You’re referring to yourself as one of the “dumbasses”.

          • butsi

            I don’t know how you got to that conclusion, but it doesn’t matter.
            And I really don’t understand how I could be a hetero-phobe, since I’ve been straight for my whole life as far as I know.
            Unless you know me better than I do, in which case, I am terribly sorry for doubting you.

          • sparky

            ugh… I watch homo porn as much as the next guy… its almost exclusively girl on girl(tapped the wrong vid a few times on my phone…) and im straight as an arrow. who cares anymore? if a chick likes a chick, or a dick likes a dick, good for them. its not anyone elses business to judge or give two shits. hetero phobe, homo phobe… get over it kids

          • butsi

            You do have a point, it’s just that I’m getting tired of the homo-phobes or ignorant people full of hatred in general.

          • sparky

            stupid people don’t realize theyre stupid. its up to us to point it out, or ignore them and hope they die of starvation when they read the orange juice bottle

        • Dan

          It also occurred to me that, actually: you are one of those “sad, lonely and bitchy hetero-phobes”.

  • http://www.GameScion.com/ Jonathan N. Frank

    I caught myself reading through the comments below where people argue right and wrong, and then I realised, I don’t care.

    Post was funny tho.

  • Rev. Analbumcover

    The correct response would have been: “Auntie, she didn’t choose to be attracted to girls. It’s just a part of who she is. However, you are choosing to be a bigoted asshole about it. You’re entitled to your opinion, but expressing disappointment in your daughter for being who she is, that’s rude and unnecessary. I’m the one who’s disappointed in you.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Averytheaverage Anh Thư

      the lesbo is the daughter, not the niece.

      • Rev. Analbumcover

        Thank you! Fixed.

        • https://www.facebook.com/Averytheaverage Anh Thư

          anyway who are you dude? i see you like, EVERYWHERE.

          • Rev. Analbumcover

            I am the sun’s shadow. I am the sound a tree makes when it falls in a vacuum. I am the spirit of the laws. I’m a cartoon character.

            I tend to be a lot more forthcoming with personal information and descriptions on my Facebook account, which you received a friend invitation from a good while ago but never responded to. 🙂

          • https://www.facebook.com/Averytheaverage Anh Thư

            i didn’t know it was you and i don’t respond to strangers’ friend requests.

          • Rev. Analbumcover

            I understand. If you’d like, you could send me a friend request. I won’t claim that I’m not a weirdo, but at least I’m not dangerous. 🙂

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