Got my tank silencer and I'm ready to go...
McHealthy
Wait for it....
Where is that music coming from?
A total Game of Thrones move by Kim Kardashian...not bad.
Potentially...
+1
0.0
The amazing sale...
If The Purge was real everybody would be killing each other and I'd just be like this...
3 types of panties...
I'd say it's more than 18...
I can relate...
Jack Nicholson’s acting method…
Which author kills off more characters?
Simpsons had some heavy stuff...
In light of Paula Deen controversy...
Black hole
How does porn make money?
This scampi happening!
Aaron Hernandez to change positions...
The secret life lesson
The ultimate tongue twister
Aaron Diaz on the Supreme Court rulings...
Some Facebook friends...
Taking a bullet...
At the grocery store...
James Bond villains and Stormtroopers
Fry Queen
More than just a little passive-aggressive...
Shout-out to the original 3D Printer
wat wat wat wat wat wat wat
It Brings Out the Psycho in All of Us
So, that's how it's done...
You got a treat? I want a treat!
Subtle...
Anemenemone
Easily offended?
Cute girls in bikinis? Check. Prancing Bearded Photobomber? Check. Upvotes?
Genius
Here you go Durex, just a couple of ideas...
Flavor like this has no expiration date
There's no escape
Ouch...
The Queen
Disney Princesses
Seems like everyone is using technology to get ahead these days...
A guy can dream can't he?
Movies in Japan...
One of my managers got fired last week for sexual harassment and stalking. He later sent me a friend request on Facebook.
We shouldn't forget that the original stare dad comic was pretty funny itself.
When your booty needs extra special love...
So the water main broke?
The Badpiper plays "Thunderstruck"
"Wish I had one of those"
Your daughter looks happy and that's all that matters...
Facebook girls be like...
This. She gets it...
Evolution of Miley Cyrus How miley cyrus looked and how she's going to look soon
The Night Before the Last Day Of a Semester, Doing Half of A Semester's Work In One Night my mom told me to go to sleep while im doing half a semester's worth of homework in one night
Badass...
The only good thing about Chris Brown...
Can’t believe I never noticed it before…
Trolling the prisoners...
Whose fault is it?
This is actually on the Australian Air Force website…
Poor Brock...
Just the Queen having a Gollum moment...
This is one of the first lessons in 'understanding women' every guy should learn...
Ask my dead uncle...
If you only read popular books…
A sad ending
Who Wants Chocolate Millenium Falcons?
The perfect plan. How could it go wrong?
If I fits, I... wait... if I... one second, please...
A sign at the local gun store...
This is why I carry a credit card...
Too soon?
It's about time!
The story of my life
Just helping the kid out...
And then you've got the "Let's get Hawaiian!" asshole.
AND THESE KINDS OF THREADS ALWAYS SEEM TO BE IN ALL CAPS!!!!
Curtain people just hanging around.
Not bad, Moody. Not bad at all.
NSA won't like reading this, but the role reversal is hilarious...
KISS
Cleaning the riff-raff off the roof... (god, that was a mouthful)
Anon is an American...
It will be a new time. A strange time.
Good Guy Food Network
You've got to think about these things...
Good Guy Johnny Depp
Nature Valley Granola Bars: Crumb Lord
Surprise cuddle!
How I analyze my key marks...
Your "wife". Nice try, Slenderman...you aren't fooling anyone...
The release of PS4 this fall...
This girl has a future in sketch comedy...
You'll never be as funky as this kid...
I think I need one of these...
Top Gears of War…
So I tried making homemade corndogs for the first time...
Danish cooking shows really suck...
Sometimes, you must suffer for your art...
The best "supermoon" picture I've seen...
Die Hard - Easter Edition
Sound familiar?
Don't do it...
Snowden the leaker...
Why do they do this?
Happy couple dancing when suddenly...
This is Willis Carrier, the inventor of air conditioning. KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD.
Anonymous helping a homeless guy…
Prison life...
US Government can't deal with it...
I'm sorry. The IED you called is not in service.
The desire for homemade guacamole can drive a man to do just about anything…
Gentlemen...
How to leave the planet...
Praise the Lord Jesus!
Advice Animals speak out...
Well, that didn't go as planned...
I had to read this sign twice
Oscar worthy
What we see... (wait for it)
That Dave is so awesome for helping me with the answer...
Poor Lisa...
Parenting Done Right.
Don't think I've ever seen an "8-Pack" before...
Those damn Methodists never learn...
It got so bad in my office, I had to make a sign.
The best banana bread recipe you'll ever find...
Cultured Cosplay
Went to Iceand with juggling balls and a GoPro. This is what happened.
Found a coupon from the 80s. Reddi-Wip knew how to party back then.
For a slice of cheese...
The stupid things we do...
I send this video anytime I get a text asking where I am
So proud to have graduated from such a great college...
Give you a lesson in English...
Things to consider if you have a roommate…
Show some respect boy…
Genius.
Babies and mobiles...
I know what I want...
I'll always love The Golden Girls...
The life of Patrick...
Fridging just got easier.
Gotta love those SyFy channel originals...
Laptop thief...
Stuff My Guinea Pig Does
"Yeah man, I got a Ferrari sitting in my garage"
Don't leave me again...
Things not to say during sex...
Different perspectives...
Our work printer has become more demanding during the past several days...
Bill and Ted have simple minds…
I like Stephen Kings weird sense of humor...
Allow me to teach you the song of my people…
First Official photo of Kim and Kanye's Baby
Drake Bell FTW!
My gf gets mad when I don't drive her to work, but she's always late and makes me late
Make a wish recipient
Good luck finding your way around...
Bullets split precisely in half…
Mom is gone for the week and my uncle is visiting my dad and me. This is our fridge.
This is why I love my roommates...
I've worked for the post office for two years. This is a first.
Unattended laptop...
Thanks, Walt...
The first Transformer that Shia LeBouf faced.
Flossing...
Stranded Guy's Couch
How you know your dog has been in the water too long.
Look twice
Cheers me up every time...
Expectation...
Bieber, your diaper's full...
Justice
Huh? I don't ge.....damn you, video game CD.
Her gravitational pull is off the charts...
For all you people convinced Mondays are evil...
Meanwhile, in London...
Friend-zoned by the NSA
Joke-telling snake...
Scumbag southern Alberta
World War Z
Yeah, I'm at a baseball game.
This is why he's going to hell.
Oh, THAT muscle...
Japan never ceases to weird me out. WTF Japan
Heard you guys like pictures of cats...
There Are Two Types Of People...
His logic is unassailable...
The Doctor
For best results...
What people label as lazy…
But mine really does...
Home from work and time to get on the internet...
Human, have you even been listening?
The black hole...
If your daugher asks you to dress up as a fairy on her 5th birthday, you dress up as a goddamn fairy...
Sharky chin...
What time is it? Coffee Time…
Morning truths
Sweet, sweet justice...
Instructions unclear...
Nathan Fillion. I can see his point.
What a time to be alive…
Happens all the time...
People from the south…
Some people just aren't normal...
Office thoughts for the win
Can't see my haters...
Today I learned my roommate is on 4Chan...
Ron Motherf*cking Swanson
The fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Just Stevie tapping out some tweets...
Why we love Emma Stone
When life gives you lemons...
An epic Peter Pan...
Remember that epic battle, where the Dragonborn once ate 10 cheese wheels in the blink of an eye?
Justice League
Work was a little slow for me this morning...
Does this remind anyone else of Spongebob?
How to introduce your sister...
Let's toss one end of this thing out of the jar and see what happens...
Do not disturb...
So my mom washed my "money clip"...
How automakers see back seat passengers...
Snuffy the Seal got *removes glasses* snuffed out...
Currently being played by news networks and government agencies everywhere...
Are they trying to reverse psychology me?
Good Guy Colbert, Sweeter than you would think.
Are you not entertained?!
When I'm eating a popsicle...
I want to brick free
I'm starting to think Bill Gates buying his copyright is our last hope...
Nerd couple
On my list of really cool places I'll probably never visit...
All dogs...
Epic Rap Battles of History: Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong.
So much room...
THEY'RE COMING BACK!!! I cried a little bit...
My girlfriend's kinky doorstop. Kinky handcuff doorstop.
This is great parenting…
Go home, child...
Hedgehug…
At the nightclub...
Box of mirrors
Good guy Ireland...
Lego mural for the house
Lame Pun Raccoon...
Life of Pie
Monday Punday
It's how my friends explained smoking weed to me...
Recruiting
Survey says...
Gas prices
Every shot Lebron James made in Game 7
Shut up and take my money!
It can happen to the best of us...
You can always depend on someone to go full retard...
Moon landing conspiracy
You thought I was asleep...didn't you? Acting.
Daily Affirmation Dog
Why is it called that?
He just wants to bounce :(
Can't You Have One Night Where You Don't Get Wasted?
No, Google...that is definitely not what I meant.
Clever license plate
Why Would Anyone Let This Happen?
So, is That a No?
King of The Trill
An Easy Way to Spot a Bad Person
Memories of Winter
Cute...for now.
Dog vs beanbag
First world stormtrooper problems...
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
Dat face...
New species of snake discovered in the Amazon. It's light weight allows it to glide for distances up to 1/2 a mile.
NSA does not know EVERYTHING...
My surname is Venn, so a friend baked me a Venn-Pieagram!
Good Guy Goku
Where Great Stories are Massacred
Found this at a breakfast restaurant...
Google It!
Plots twists
And She's Sitting Across from You at a Starbucks
Update...
You must be this high to ride...
Things that taught me life isn't fair
Dear employees...
My guardian angel
Dancing skills
Years of signs ripped to the first one...
Spiderbro paying a little visit to the weather girl...
The impression
Parents were wondering why the internet wasn't working...
Seems legit...
Instinct
My loving wife...
Yoda has spoken…
She knows what's up...
Always keep your priorities straight…
Our city and half the province is currently flooding, and our mayor needed to shame some idiots.
Let me innnnnnnnnnnnn...
You people are animals!
He only went with the information he had...
Pug thug
All or nothing...
Classy bikini competition
I am starting to see a similarity here.
Burn!
It's so much easier when they tell me who they are.
Definition of karma...
Some people... some people
Real metal detector…
Edward Snowden
Oh Spock, I love it when you talk nerdy to me.
Dat Ass...
Trust Issues
Albert has the right idea...
In my own teeny tiny way...
Tall people
Balloon artist
He just wants his morning triple grande, non-fat, one splenda, latte...
Caligula the Crazy...
Winter won't be the only thing coming tonight.
To some, the question is more important than the answer.
The only reason why I keep Facebook is because of comments like these.
Another reason I love college...
The best way to sell absolutely anything on eBay
When battery power is low...
Let’s play Connect Four…
What does it all mean?
Awkward Shake
Her first word...
This depicts either turning into a transformer...or puberty.
Useless Things You Don’t Need To Know
5 stages of a cat being stuck in a t-shirt
When dancing...
Dogs...
My dog has great disdain for my shenanigans.
Banana
The Inventor
Boredom killer
So, I started my exercise program...
If there's a heaven for dogs, this might be it...
We know where you live...
Pokemon evolution
Why I'm Dumping You
My boyfriend changed my autocorrect preferences. FML.
Just warming up some leftovers...
Wut?
Just when I thought I had seen it all on the internet... O , O
I will pet him, and squeeze him, and call him George.
I had no idea it was possible to trust someone this much...
The '#Gone' makes it legit...
The first butterfly...
One of those days...
Family Tree
He didn’t choose the sea life, the sea life chose him…
What are you doing today?
Are you Sirius?
Andrew Garfield wins Comic Con…
"Oh, hey...whatchya readin'?"
Pineapples
Oh, I'm sorry... does this bother you?
29 Things I Can Irreverently Imagine Her Majesty the Queen Thinking...
Anchors
Eating at my vegetarian friends home...
Was going through some pictures to create a new desktop background when inspiration hit.
Wife didn’t know Splash Mountain had a drop at the end...
What my 13 year old brother REALLY needs to understand.
Dating a stripper...
He may have pushed it too far...
Her eyes...
Our generation...
Private Detective
More informative than Fox News or CNN
Sharpshooting grandpa
I'm usually the last one...
How high is Tumblr? How high is Tumblr
This response is painfully accurate...
I tried to jump across at least ten times.
Fun times with grandpa...
If the rest of humanity only knew what she was really saying...
Seemed like a good idea at the time...
Dat ass...
One of my favorite "Friends" moments
In Terraria... terraria meme
Only thing worse than stepping on a lego...
NSFW if you're Jehovah's Witness...
Fetch, Charlie, fetch! Good boy!
Do something stupid and crazy
Just ridin' the wave...
Hmm, he was here a minute ago...
I have a dream!
Dogged determination
Thought something was fishy about that alphabet in South Park Elementary...
A series of unfortunate events...
This is 2 year old Logan and his wickedly cool new leg.
And my childhood takes another beating…
We ran out of f*cks to give a long time ago...
The real Stewie Griffin stewie griffin
Motha. Fuckin. Bread crumbs.
Well, f*ck.
My alarm clock fell off my desk this morning and now it's mocking me.
Not everyone had a happy message that day...
Hot tub boat of today...and tomorrow...
First official statement regarding baby North West...
Midwesterners will know…
Nailed it!
Thought I'd give my fellow LOLsnappers a little inspiration.
Go home, Dexter...
The Dark Knight Disguises
"Imperial troops have entered the barn!"
Good ideas...
Poor Sean...
Forever ruined...
Who's guilty here?
It’s the circle of Wi-Fi…
He's such a health freak
A woman's greatest threat...
The more you know...
"Help a brotha' out?"
Driving a bus
Meanwhile, in my love life...
The first truthful zipper warning on pants I've seen...
Always marching to a little bit different drum beat...
Is it considered wrong?
Back when Kids Meal toys were awesome!
Dear Pixar...
I'll get it right this time.
Happens all the time...
Nailed it.
Here is da broken printa label at my library...
My cat is really special…
Why Paul McCartney will always have my respect…
In case you weren’t feeling old enough…
Wow, the US military is just getting more advanced technology every day. Astonishing.
Scooby Snacks
The epic battle between the sexes rages on... (and yes, I know we've had this argument before)
Helping sick people
Naturally unnatural...
Flaming a little girl, way to take the high ground WBC...
It's the subtle things that show how my mom hates me...
He's watching you...
That is one bitchin' Lexus... Not a lexus
All other drinking games are inferior.
Friend tells me his PC is slow. I offer to help and find this...
Smart ass Snapple...
While shopping at Lowe's today...
Snapchat Troll. Pure Genius.
Friend just went on a date, so I sent him this...
That's one majestic beard...
Didn't listen much in school. This is how they came about, right ?
What's beyond the friendzone? This.
Google turns fabulous when exposed to the gay.
The pope let a young guy with down syndrome take his seat in the pope-mobile. He's a keeper.
Xbox One
Yesterday I took my Grandmother on her first bike ride in 59 years. I need a new word for awesome.
Instant karma
Thank You Science: Deaf Toddler Hears His Dad's Voice for the First Time
I never felt as old as I did that time my kid didn't know what a phone jack was.
Tina Fey fighting some ninjas...
Youtube
My GF asked for a turtle necklace for her Birthday. Apparently I didn't understand the assignment.
When my friend sees me talking to my ex...
My post was finally approved and met with this overwhelming response...
Perfect couple
Just Like Forrest Gump... Uncanny comparison between Forrest Gump and bacon.
Was at the doctor's office when it was time to make a decision: Regular or 'Murican.
Just little danes hanging out with great dane daddy...
Found a neat Inception infographic.
What sort of pencil is that supposed to be?
That Friday smile...
And A Hand Shake From Every Officer
One benefit to being the only male at work...
Our photographer takes great pictures of our son, but I will not be out-done by an 8-month old.
Tony's response to Superman...
Didn't you know? All babies are outsourced from the Philippines!
Her pre-game prediction could not have been more incorrect. Everyone knows it's the Dallas Spurs.
I can see all obstacles in my way...
Courtney and Dave
Spidey makes the point...
Walked in on this one...
Google Maps Street View in Japan
Important Driving Announcement!
If male warriors in video games were dressed like female warriors.
This is What Happens When You Try to Help Family With Tech Problems
Why didn't I think of that?
Twin sisters still going at it...
Too true...
Are you ticklish?
Holding ten million dongs...
First bath. I don't think she'll ever recover.
Finally
Ah, fifth grade. Good times.
Extremely accurate...
Pie vs. Cake…
How to do your job right...
Spock’s got the moves…
That’s why we’ll be best friends forever…
So. Much. Nope.
Next season on Game of Thrones...
The future...
Bad Luck Leo
The time has come...
Fascinating...
Oh yeah, that's the spot...
You know your dog is getting old when he falls asleep begging for food.
Is that a minor grammatical error I see there...?
That friend...
Then and now...
They are one and the same...
When somone says "she's beautiful" about my male dog...
My new strategy for dealing with times I get sad...
Nicely done, CNN...
The 12-year-old in me couldn't stop laughing at her name...
Don't just deal with it...
Obviously a better love story than Twilight
Plot twist...
Dressing up and feeling pretty…
In memory of the man with the greatest name ever...
If my jokes offend you…
I need this.
For kids convinced Jaws is waiting for them in the ocean...
New buttons Facebook should introduce…
To homophobes everywhere...
Roommates summed up in a picture…
I think my dog is lying to me...
Admit it...
Game of Thrones spoilers for next season...
I want this book, too...
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Turns out Dwight was right all along...
Boyfriend's birthday today. This is card he received from his work colleagues...
Daddy hair-do. The DaddyDo.
McFail
We all have our own set of unique skills...
Right in the feels, Mister Rogers...
Archimedes' Fresh Principle
Urban Dictionary knows what's up.
So, I insalted her...
Half-dozen nuggets
A pug is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when there is food around...
What organic really means...
That face...
Summing up the diversity of the nerd-girl species in one pic.
Be considerate, people.
Scooter for sale on Craigslist...
My pizza is in His hands
Your
Finally got around to it
The reason not to drink too much...
Personally, I vouch for Batman and Beatrix Kiddo. What about you?
Where Yahoo is lacking in journalism, they make up for it in user comments...
Now, go and do something!
Panda at the disco
I'm sorry, what's broken?
One year anniversary pics and noticed (afterward) the graffiti. Nicely done.
One of the reasons I could never stand Glee...
Oh yes he did... and ohhh yes it was.
The reason for his trademark swear word...
Brace yourself
Unleash the wrath of the Ladybug
I shall give them the D...
Bowlcut birds
Emma is the best sister ever
Apparently, the new king shops on Amazon...
America is not the only country...
The internet...
GF left her purse in the car and was gone for a couple of days. Seemed like the right thing to do...
Favorite Seinfeld moment.
Dramatic doggie death
Thank you, stranger...
Sage wedding advice from some awesome (married) friends
First world problems...
What kind of tea is this?
I give you...Cosmopolitan Magazine
Bat helmet
Technical definition of life is right in front of you
My TARDIS is parked just outside
Oh, neat...I love popsicle jokes! Let's see what...ah...oh.
Awesome cast
My favorite voice of reason...
Apologies...
Today, we lost 3 great people.
Deadpool meets Iron Man…
Stated another way...
Discussions between men...
Cool story, but I'm wondering why Oprah's appendage is telling it...
And the award goes to...
He's right, you know...
He would have aced his acting class...
I don't know what I was expecting. Wait...what? How?
Those damn atheists...
What is this sorcery?
The Xbox One's New Name in Light of DRM Changes
4Chan rarely follows directions...but they always seem to get it right.
…and that's when Belle knew why he was called "Beast"
As an American lately...
Grandparents are the best...
He does this for about 5-6 laps after I say, "Dinner time!"
I wonder what kind of film that might have been...
I lack a particular set of skills
The reason I can't have nice things...
Tanks for being a boss.
Just being a smartass...
Makes me laugh every time...
Finally, required accessory for someone of my capability...
Stop moving and let me love you!
Spurs 2013 NBA Finals Spurs 2013 NBA finals poster.
Ready... Set... Damn it.
Welcome to 4chan, Animal and Nature
Called my friend "My nigga", he sent back with this.
Party idea: floating glitter bombs
Who's lying ?
Bad Harry Potter
This needs to be done!
Waldo Jr.
So do I! Wait...
Drugs, cats, and cake
I have a confession to make...
Moving in with my girlfriend, so picked up some His and Hers towels.
Never. Forget.
Liz Lemon problems
World history in one sentence.
Brain freeze!
I'm not listening to you...
Unforgiving
I know I'm guilty of this...
Googled 'Battlesheep' and was reminded that Google knows me better than I know me...
Jay-Z's Samsung Galaxy endorsement deal is great...for Jay-Z.
Jason teams up with the Griswolds...
Battlefield 3 Marketing: The instant inflation strategy Battlefield 3 has an interesting way of raising its prices
Found where your mom works...
Hardest choice ever…
I just want to say thank you…
A tire rim that looks like a bunch of penises. Why?
Awesome beds are awesome
c-c-c-combo breaker!
The Cold War
She wants the Micky D's
Daft Punk flowchart
Co-workers weren't sure how to react to the custom-made 2013 calendar...
Tan lines
So that's what they're used for...
This is the cake you’re looking for…
You know you grew up on Disney movies if…
Mike Wazowski finally gets popular…
How to fold a t-shirt [FIXED]
"Dude, ride over that white bit. It's awesome."
My kind of couch...
Science!
Sending love my way?
"Well ma'am...you won't need this anymore..."
Kiss my ass
I regret nothing...
Unlocking The Truth. Two kids on their way to figuring it out...
Friend vs. best friend…
Outdoor pool in Ireland.
A helpful tip...
The Quetzalcoatlus…
He sat and watched me eat Chinese take-out for half an hour. Then this happened...
If a cat and dog were to get married, this would be it...
I need a pair of boobs...
Watching 'Iron Man' last night when suddenly...
Do it now!
Smoke alarms
Well done border security...
Laundry instructions
Wifi
Enjoying the sun
Dogs: Man's Best Wingman
I think we've found Peter Griffin's human doppelganger
Not any more...
I'm done with the internet...
Today I learned...
Small differences...
Who said lawyers don't have a sense of humor?
I declare this the winner of Minecraft...
A Yolkswagon
Always wondered this...
To all movie theater owners everywhere...
The little 'ding!'...
Those bastards!
And it works both ways...
Chinese Airport Worker could not be worse at his job
The LolSnaps Photoshop Battle, Edition VI
What anime sounds like to your parents...
I now feel a lot more confident in my manhood.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
On my list of things I need at home...
I gave a f*ck once, too. It was terrible.
Challenge Accepted
Book recommendation
Done.
We all know that kid...
Daria at her best.
I'm not sure what I expected...
Good guy Dave...
What does that say on your coffee cup?
As a lefty, this couldn't be any more accurate...
I think I've heard that one...
How I deal with random photobombers
When your gift of a photo frame goes wrong... (NSFW)
School of dogfish heading up the stream to spawn.
Good ol' Canadian common sense...
Nailed it.
Adding truth to the idea "You get what you paid for..."
When you see it...
Her eyes were the colour of....
Do girls really think this?
Meanwhile in WTF land...Grandmother f**ker 72-year-old grandmother Pearl Carter is in love with her 26-year-old grandson Phil Bailey and is having an incestuous affair. Not only are the pair in love, Carter and Bailey are having a baby together through a surrogate mother.
Free pandas...
Hide and seek...
Mean, alcoholic, Nazi-hating bear...
Breaking Awesome
You never get to know what your body is capable of…
Those Energizer batteries really last...
Dear girls who wear foundation: Please warn me
Naturally curly hair…
Sums up my thoughts right about now…
I fear there is something terribly wrong over at 4Chan...
Hadouken!
Charlie the Unicorn…
People like this give Christians like me a bad name...
Drew Bezanson's biking skills are unreal.
Can’t decide which is more awesome…
As someone who watches neither Game of Thrones or Dr Who, this is how I feel with a majority of posts.
Dooo dee dooo dee BRALRARARKALRALRAR
This is how much I love you…
Rules for dating my daughter
Parrot finds a chocolate fountain…
I don’t want to be that person but…
Inappropriate!
I might have a disorder...
Went to Target for a curling iron, thought I was in the wrong store for a moment
A guy from my old unit lost his legs in Afghanistan last year. He found and additional use for his prosthetic leg.
Just keep having kids until you find one you like...
First world problems...
What gamers get excited about...
Cocky bastard
"I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance..."
My new roommate is kinda weird...
When people cut line...
Asian humor in his yearbook writeup...
Gonna a need a flame thrower to start that thing...
No one...
You either needs a bigger stroller or a smaller kid
No need for the giant gay repellent umbrella
You shall not sit
Just a little ownage...
George R.R. Martin on why he kills off our favorite characters.
This happens all the time...
Every morning...
Water Wigs: Also known as 'let's pop balloons on bald people's heads and gaze in awe...'
Sick steampunk tattoo
On the internet with gamers...
The biggest lie of all time...
I could never stab someone...
Found this is the school staff room today.
It was kind of a big deal...
Pisses me off, too...
Pigeon Plant Man
I would SO shred you.
Future bacon
The Hunger Games are real
Spying on the neighbor bitch...
The GPS Won't Save You
Geek Dad vs. Non-Geek Dad
Tim Ducan can cure baldness
Always makes me laugh...
Dammit Billy, I told you not to wear your green shirt today.
How sweet...
Row, row, row your barge, gently down the stream...
Let me check my Blackberry...
Beetles and sharks. I have no idea...
Homemade subway pole. You know, so she doesn't have to touch all those nasty, germ-infested poles used by others...
Seeing in 1080p
Friend had some wisdom to share
The Awful Truth
Finally got a couch for the new apartment, my friends were pretty excited.
I'm a master swimmer...
I've been overseas for two months. I came back yesterday and discovered that my house-mates have 'renovated' my bedroom...
The birth of the baby Yeezus
Mondays...
Those sneaky fake Saturdays
Which country has the most birds?
Little kids ask me every day if he is real.
Energy depleted in 3...2...1...
I can't believe what the Simpsons used to get away with...
Another reason not to have a cat door...
Epic high school yearbook typo...
Ordered a graduation cake with a cap drawn on. I guess they misheard.
Awesome jerseys
Purge time
Parrot
Hi, this Jerry at Comcast customer service. How can I help you?
Missed my alarm…
He's in for a rough wakeup
It’s so fuzzy I don’t even care…
Movie theater was robbed...
Asian Dumbledore
Well, sh*t...
Summer in Canada.
One of the best parts of love...
Works every time...
Coffee table of the Gods…
Wait, NASA Is tapping my phone?
I don't think he will be asking to go fishing again anytime soon.
That's pretty awesome...
Asian People Problems
How very punny of you...
Butterfly thoughts...
The stupid is strong with this one...
What can ya do... life's a beach
Canadians and Hufflepuffs
So I was looking for some big ass party balloons online...
This is a real petition on Whitehouse.gov This is the funniest picture I have ever seen
The best show to watch at 4am.
In the bathroom at my fitness center...
Coke in a Bag
As a male, being called cute...
Katy, you're going the wrong way...
Regarding sexism, Batman is spot on
Samuel L. Jackson on father's day...
Saw this unfortunate fellow out shopping with his daughter...
Flawless logic
Eggstremely good news...
Modern day message-in-a-bottle
When your chest looks like a girl's ass...
Legen - wait for it - dary!
My first thought when I got promoted at work and finally had some power...
My productivity will rise sharply...
It's the small things in life...
Pwned
They have your health in mind...
Things that make me forget...
Drunk people are great tippers
Fish Fish
Don’t sugarcoat it…
This McDonalds app is a lifesaver...
Soon...
Taylor Swift finally leveled out the score...
No, Bear! Just...No!
Seductive sloth strikes again…
Once you go Trek…
I was complaining to my boyfriend that we never cuddle anymore and this was his solution.
Every time I see something I like…
Imma let you finish...
When I saw the advertising for the new Superman movie...
Only the most awesome super villain of all time...
This kind of stuff never gets boring...
Love in a nutshell...
Fake hair so real it's...
This is why I have...issues...
The calm before the storm...
If you know what I mean...
3 little girls react to the "kiss" at a wedding.
To the guy who ordered at Starbucks…
Things I've found myself saying to my dog in the form of inspirational quotes...
Grape slush gets right to the point...
0th f*cks given...
Dovahkiin
I'm an adult now...
Ghost Adventures wouldn’t be the same without him…
He thought it through...
When it gets hot in Alaska
Daaaaamn!
Don't tempt me...
When the font matches the emotional response
Dem teeth...
Twisted, not sick…
Childhood and adulthood meet...
This is so true...
Sassy
No f*cks given...
Babe, I can't sleep...
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Too hot to handle...
Witty insults from famous people
The mighty prince...
You thought I was sleeping. Acting!
Not sure they've looked that hard...
'Murica...
When a woman is on her period...
I guess we all share one fear...
One of the best technology improvements...
I would go to every wedding possible...
The man cave...
Killing flies...
Worst things for left-handed people…
The sensible non-terrorist middle eastern
Feels
Entrepreneurial innovation is alive and well...
All animals are equal, but...
Role reversal
Busted!
Look everyone, I won! I won! I won!
7-8-9
1992 - can't believe Simpsons got away with stuff like this!
Well that's one way to deal with NSA wiretapping..
So, that's what Lucy stands for...
Where cheerleaders keep their smartphones.
You're welcome.
Pet pig
Cross between the bowl cut and and a mullet. Only in the south...The Bowlett.
Welcome to Texas
Mr. Truck, the bulldog, likes maximum warmth in the morning...
Bill Gates has a son. There is still hope.
Joffrey the Inbred
Nothing to see here. Just a stork making a delivery.
Movie logic
Can I get some clarity on that question, please?
Gotta love those pixels...
My dad is hilarious and irreverent...
And the winner is...
The goal in life...
Browsing ads when I come across this. Subtle, Dad...real subtle.
I love you...
Logic
Any time you put someone on a pedestal, you ignore their faults...
Do what I say! You hear me, son?!
Blonde
Parenting on the weekends...
Just relax. It's the weekend.
What happens if you wait until your wedding day...
The ninja puppy
Facebook trolling...
"I've got to take this...it's a BIG call."
What wasn't I told about the 7th floor?
How to Untangle Headphones Using a Cat
Not the face of a woman who seems horrified...
Guy builds short obstacle course for a squirrel on his clothesline. That's one cheeky squirrel...
Don't mess with me, girl!
These cookies don't have much taste to them...
At a car and truck show today...
Watch out. Backing up...
Even Superman poses for a selfie...
Trolls of the future generation
Recipe for Ice
My weight management strategy...
What traffic?
Nigel Thornberry makes any Pokemon look hilarious...
True friends...
Just a dude walking his crab.
Don’t mind us, just noming…
My BEST friend's little sister told me she wants to lose her virginity to me before she leaves for college.
So evil. I love it.
Both acceptable answers…
Why guys relate for well to bacon...
Drunk me is kind of a dick to sober me...
RIP to the one and only Steve Irwin...
I... I... I raised a monster!
Road rage, you say?
I want a different relationship…
Modern Family writer TRUMPS The Donald!
Gay pick up line
Say what? "My street, it's just not there anymore."
A different kind of vending machine...
He was such a loss...
That's mine...not yours.
Perfection in a sweater…
I will now be watching for the answer to this...
The EXACT moment when you know you've had too much to drink.
It appears there was a mutiny on this school bus.
Sounds like a fair deal to me...
Darwinism at its best...
How to handle these kind of situations…
I bet Jerry likes his job...
Almost had a heart attack this morning at work...
Star Wars elevator prank
Wrong house...
I used to do this all the time as a kid
The Nopefish
No f*cks were given...
The poster boy for Douche Day
Leaving a message for bad parking douchebags
This is how you remove a tooth...
Smart dog
Pretty much...
Adventurous hedgehog
Siri doesn't deny it...
The world...
Don't judge me...
Trolling in the apartment building
Disappointment
Does anyone have a dumb sense of humor like I do?
A prayer of hope. No, of desperation...
Folding shirts made easy...
So slow...
If I didn't have a smartphone...
Ex (dated for 3 years) and new girlfriend (1 month) have recently become bestfriends.
Summer activities
Kate Upton
All praise John Harris
Out of costume
Using the stairs...
Ladies beach volleyball
I'm going to hell for laughing at this...
Women...UNITE!
Well, this would take the Superman franchise in a VERY different direction...
Poor Mike...
Makes sense...
Closeup for Captain America's shield...
There, there...it's gonna be okay
Slowpoke discovers Weavesilk...
This is almost as bad as hearing it said out loud...
Calling the inner pirate in all of us...
Raised by a tree
Ready for battle, M'Lord
LOTR 4: Return for the Ring
Don't rain on my parade...
I'm not sure there's anything more natural than this...
The wife and I are going to test our marriage tonight!
That’s probably enough Internet for today…
He's going through a rocky time right now...
News reporting in the US is superb (you can tell that was sarcasm right?)
45 minutes of driving...
Permission to be badass
Relationships...
Nickelodeon
Grandma is getting pretty high tech these days...
The new and the old Batman…
Best librarian ever…
Step 2: Take over the world
Google and Bing
We need to talk...
When someone wrong number texts you and you play along...
Gaming. So many pics that describe the current state of affairs. This is my favorite.
Fathers Day is coming. Lego animation with a father and son I thought you might like...
I forgot the one item I meant to buy from the Grocery Store
Good guy Macklemore
Dammit, Jenkins!
The word that can be used in many ways…
Good guy lottery winner...
The best pick up lines...
Oh, Youtube...
Meanwhile, in Turkey...
Can barely tell the difference...
Ah, yes...the '50s. Such a civil time.
F*cks given about the government: zero.
There will never be another...
Spotted old school porn 'incognito' on the train...
The best kind of apple butter...
"Captain" Crunch has been lying to us this whole time...
Yup. So true.
Jesus explains dinosaurs over coffee...
Betty, just step over the rope.
Oh. My. God. Brush your teeth you stinky f*cker!
Size doesn't matter if you're a dog...
Who knew X-Men made slippers?
Sassy Dan...
Well done, Mr. Beach Photobomb...
I'd watch this...
Things have changed...
Yes, I sang along. FML.
Worth it.
It's a trap!...wait a second
Well, good thing Obama can't get a 3rd term...
Best description of a sloth ever...
A fair question...
Maybe the best app ever
It's a trap...
No it's not...
Goat ain't gonna take any of your shit...
'Murica...
Somebody did this to all of the deer-crossing signs in town...
Ba Dum Tss!
Roommate tried to convince the cats that he didn't get the cheapest possible cat food.
That shit cray...
What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan...
10 things you didn't know about the Game of Thrones 10 things you did not know about game of thrones cast
Apply water to burned area
Oh, stop it you...
Mankind's Greatest Invention
Amy's Baking Company is at it again...
Just starting to realise how British I am...
The cat who sits like a dude...
You may steal my lighter, but...
Human! Why'd you do that? Now I'm stuck! Help!
Summer.
Getting ready in the morning...
'Oblivious' Google
True Life: Alaska
And for several hours afterward...
That is one damn vicious duck.
The Daily Show is in good hands...
Well that worked fantastically, didn't it!
When I get an email from Myspace saying that an old acquaintance has a new profile...
It's happening...
My social life in a nutshell...
The Irish love their potatoes...
Well, you tried…
Sometimes when I'm alone in the lab...
Something's not adding up...
Superman saves Jimmy while he...ummm...you know...
We'll see who has the greater sense of humor...
Hermione Granger
Aww, that's so sweet. I think.
At least when you play Mario Olympics...
Sums it up...
I think we all feel like Dorothy sometimes
They don’t seem to be amused…
Well, isn't it?
My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch"
Good morning, puppies!
My money is on the third one...
A moment of silence...
Alison Brie pretty much gives me that same reaction...
Nailed it.
Keep owling…
English...Do You Speak It. Lesson 1.
The wisdom of Randy Marsh.
Off-roading with a unicycle is harder than you think...
What could possibly go wrong?
Grandparents took a trip to Canada and brought back the "Canadian Flag"
They can do what now?
Skype Date with the Boyfriend
Uhmmmm...thanks, mom?
Stephen Colbert in 2006
Pure evil
Why does this keep happening?
Bieber's followers...
Mono means one...
Good guy Obama...
A new word has been added to my vocabulary...
The taste of victory...
Aww, he thinks he's tossed salad...
You have to feel sorry for Ross
It's true, they do.
Is it juicy?
Poor Mr. Mosquito...but you deserved it.
As a father working 2 jobs, supporting his wife (stay-at-home mom) and 3 kiddos, this is all I really want for Father's Day.
Good guy Costco...
Nec-ramen-philia
Much of the internet...all in one picture.
New band name...
Bitten by a radioactive spider at birth...
I don't even have a floppy drive anymore.
Book hangover
Not a good wedding theme...
Schrodinger's cat
Challenge accepted
How a 25 year old truck lets you know it's time...
Anon watches a movie on the Xbox One
Pre-order Xbox One now...
Ghost Tits
One of my favorite photobombs
You will only be a man once you can leap over three camels, my son...
The gaming world right now...
My new favorite response gif reserved for my best friends...
Money magic trick for the homeless
Alex, I'll take "Things That Don't End Well" for $1,000, please...
Bro, do you even drift?
The main difference between the Xbox one and PlayStation 4
Supermarket burnage...
NOPE!
I miss the old Simpsons. They had more class. And shooting. And zombies.
Dwight has it figured out...
And here we get a look at the majestic 'attention whore' in her natural habitat...
Yahoo Answers. More like, Yahoo Dumbass Questions.
Tall tales...
The printheth oneth! Or thpiderman!!
Moms...
Do you ever look at a picture and wish you could see a video of it?
Got to love philosophical graffiti...
Yes. Yes, he did...
From whence we were formed...
The King has returned.
Some school faculty is better than others...
Overly attached boyfriends?
Sir Patrick Stewart found his namesake store...
Bring your own cup day at 7-11
Accidental Camouflage...
I can't even sharpen a pencil right...
And once we accept this then finally we can move on.
I'll take that...
Just when you thought...
Origins...
Laugh now, son...in 10 years you'll be doing this!
People can be awesome...
"Sorry to interrupt you, tiny human. That's a very interesting story, but first we have to pose for this picture."
Anyone else think this guy would make a good new Doctor?
He always whines when we roll up to a red light. I tried to think about it from his perspective.
IT'S FINALLY COMING!!! Hoodie dog, prepare to have your mind blown as the internets favourite game begins to make its return
He makes a fair point...
Everyone needs to unwind somehow...
One does not simply "pay up" when one lands on Boardwalk with a hotel
My take on PlayStation 4 vs Xbox One
Ladybug tracks on a moist window...
The wedding ring, please...oh, wait...god, no...wait.... fuuuuuuuuuucckkkk....sorry.
When your crush says your best friend is hot…
And so...he did.
Giving it back to mom...
Boyfriend made the bed...I think he's trying to send a message
Your worst enemy...
Confession...
Self portrait
Clever idea...
Adulthood
Read minds...
Good guy Chris...
Ladies, choose wisely...
I will never be this creative...
Film Piracy. Adult Swim network gets it...
Eat more greens...
o_O.
Stop moving around, you big oaf! I'm trying to get comfortable...
As we approach Father's Day, this is a reminder of the goofy things dads can sometimes do...
This would be a great Hallmark card
So simple, so effective.
Sorting it all out...
Worst thing to ever say...
The only good thing about living in Alabama...
Sony this year...
Justin Bieber is apparently in the witness protection program...
You can have so much fun when you discover your GF's extensions are the same color as your hair...
I might stay in for lunch today...
Double standards
A matter of national security.
So Apple showed off some self driving toy cars yesterday...
Admit it!
Clean pool in the center of a flood in Germany
Brings a whole new meaning to "Head Butt"
Now everyone thinks they can pull it off...
Go home fashion, you're drunk...
Statutory rape?
Cruising along in Google Maps when suddenly...
Nope. A little too vague for me...
Christian friend sent me this saying they were the best boobs he has ever seen...
This mouse pad defines my life pretty accurately...
(Heavy) Petting zoo
All the Stark men are dead...
She got a random snapchat from a stranger and handled it perfectly...
Please, Jesus...
To all the recent graduates...
What he lacks in legs, he makes up for in good humor...
'Forgot how to...' compilation
I always follow the rules…
This is why I can't be left home alone...
You are what you eat...
Good Idea, Bad Idea
Can I have a turn?
I think they'd make it...
Just a quick moment to thank good guy overpass for all it has done.
Still waiting...
Douche gets owned...
Aaaannd PS4 just won...
Can Hollywood really be trusted?
Parents
Stroking the beaver...
Parenting done right...
You miss the '90s?
Coffee tasted different this morning...
Hunger Games pick-up lines…
Young Brendon MacFarlane surprises guitar shop owner with his voice.
How the Federal Government works…
Nerd Facts
She seemed like such a nice girl...
Obvious outcome in 3...2...1...
Somewhere in China this guy is driving around in a La-Z-Boy...
My reaction to PS4 not having used-game restrictions or online connection requirement playstation 4 announcement
Why guys really go to the gym.
The difference and truth about city and suburb cops...
Call Of Duty: Ghosts - All Access Summary
If companies had realistic slogans...
Toy Story 4 screenshots released!
Protecting Mother Earth...
Maze made from cardboard boxes…
Now You Are Just Too Cruel
Something Dwight Schrute would say...
Shifty eyed ninja cat…
Every. Single. Day.
He was sent to save us…
A serious question that demands an answer...
Backstabbin'...
Good Guy South Park
Because everything on the internet is true...
We don't talk about 1915...
Filch has his revenge
Dog logic...
Should have used a condom...
Must. Keep. Things. In. Order.
On a desk at school...
Dreams
God 1, Italy 0
He didn't get the job...
The Most Terrifying Punctuation Mistake Ever
You Can't Beat This Logic
Why Have a Jazzy Bass When You Could Just Drop It?
Oh, You Have a Car!
Smart Man
Skyrim
You Could Lower the Prices
You Just Khan't
You ARE the Better Paying Job!
All Social Problems Are So Easy to Solve
A Double Standard When it Comes to Medication
Grammatically correct
This Cockatiel Singing the Totoro Theme Will Make Your Day
Sims logic
Bill Burr on that moment we say something we'll regret later...
Cool Toothless cosplay
When the final paper is due...
Called my friend a dickhead via text. This was his response.
Okay, human...get out of the truck and give me your food.
Monday's here!
Two kinds of people...
For the low, low fee of $100 you can make this young phone's dream of sailing around the world come true.
Playing in leaves
Penis enlargement pills...
Holy Milk
Depressed Anon finds himself a girl...
Stay away from me...
Choosing a college major...
Joey logic...
Land of the not so free...
Counter Attack
The Swan Princess, teaching little girls about how men don't think before they speak since 1994...
You are being watched...
Yeah, I'd like to do some hugging, too...
Must smell like an apartment fire.
Effin' Mario Party...
Socially awkward cat lover…
I wish I had a friend...
How do you shave your beard like a man?
The power of make up
So you're a beer pong champ...
Gamers...
Your very own army of llamas...
Freddy Mercury
Oops...
Pizza guy delivers...
What if...?
Anon, the armchair psychiatrist...
Someone put this on my car today. I ain't even mad...
Sh*t I hated in High School...
When did the British accents disappear?
Auto-correct does its best to help me when I'm drunk, but in the end...
Back story that makes Captain Jack even more awesome...
Here we see the majestic troll beatle...
We all know that person...
Never understood this...
Dinner time
NA NA NA NA NA NA...
Ride forth!
Back in the game?
Butterfly-bro's
Oh, young love...
Instant turn off...
NOPE
Tricky brain...
How would you be described?
The Church of The Divine Upvote
What it’s like to work for the state…
Procrastination at its best...
How I really wish I answered questions during a job interview...
You're dead, sock - do you hear me??!?!?
Righteous BURN!
Girls are always wanting to "cuddle"
Nemo is released into the wilderness...
Those damn Chinese
A walk in the woods...
Thinking what I'm thinking?
That moment when you realized the person behind you totally copied your outfit...
I had no idea a painting canvas was like that...
I would be honored...
Unfortunate mugshot shirts
It's pretty simple, mom...
Jimmy Kimmel on Justin Beiber winning an award
So I tried to convince my girlfriend that kiwis come from the kiwi bird and used this as proof.
'Murica
I'd hire Ted...
Quiet people...
Oh, Verizon...
Statistics never lie...
Seen at the local gym...
The proper application and use of Man Soap
Seems Legit
Saw this graduation note at Target. Not only poor name choice but bad word choice.
Going to be a wonderful parent some day.
When they find out I'm Welsh...
What's the name on the order?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but NEVER dual-class.
Gym posters, aye?
I think I've found the One
Saw a NSA surveillance van while driving around earlier...
Trigonometry
Driving angry...
Flawless victory
The rarely seen cumulus penis
Or dropping it because it's gross...
Poke-ball boxers...
Sea + Weed = ...
This one took me a minute...
Dr. Jekyll
Every town should have a PIZZA PRESIDENT
Wut?
As a girl, how I imagine a guy-climax feels...
Propping for dramatic effect. This guy knows how to do it...
My soulmate is out there somewhere...
Poor Rexy...
Story of my single life...
This is the type of question that perplexes every man...
She certainly seems to be a believer...
People...please! it's summer time. Don't leave your animal in your car!
I love family dinners...
When boys have the V...
Up next, on 101 ways to piss off the police...
Google employee leaves to work for bing. His coworkers presented him with this.
How to build a model airplane.
The truth about 3-D movies
This is why we can't have nice things...
Cat got a new toy...
I'll drink to that...
Aye, matey!
Feeling like you don't have anyone to talk to...
Winnie and Jack
Cool helmet design
The thinking man's version of getting shit-faced...
Bless you...
I want you to pet me, but...
Meanwhile in China...
Cuteness overload...
Protect and serve...
Jesus, lord...save me...
Treasures...
Awesome...
Crazy cat lady cake
Official pharmacy...
Falling asleep in class...
Honey, look what I just bought on Craigslist...
I feel you...
Rosa Parks!
Sony
Do you even know where that thing's been?
The one form of vandalism we should support
Every single time...
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny
Awwww...
The stretchy properties of condoms...
Afterwards, cake.
Brilliant
The Coulson Theory
That face
Hey, Mr. Sad NBA Fan...look around you...
Listen here...
Macklemore Thrift Shop Parody Card Shop Macklemore Thrift Shop Parody Card Shop Pokemon
I'm fine. Nothing's wrong!
First 'Escape Plan' poster. Something tells me subtitles will be necessary...
Sudden realization...
Wise man
Cat: " So you just stand there and take a fucking picture?"
This generation... we are so screwed.
Not every sausage casing is food... fat feet
Dr House has chosen a new profession...in Russia
Living in rural New Zealand is more hazardous than you would think
Perfection
They had to shrink a kid's picture in the yearbook because his hair didn't fit
Every time...
The full stoner guy
This is why the NHL is better than the NBA...
He gets it...
Mom says someday I'll become a beatufil butterfly...
This wouldn't do much good in an actual fire...
Game Over...
Dinner is getting smarter...
Interception!
I don't know if that's technically an ability.
I was cooking some lobster last night, when all of a sudden...
Just give it a minute...
This was on my senior honors thesis when I got it back...
Not sure if intentional or just stupid.
This was extra credit for my final..
Classy man...
A little privacy please!
Like a sir!
Disgusting. I like it. Bring more...at once!
Not sure how other people handle spiders but…
Advanced Beer Belly
That's really my only requirement
Quite possibly the worst Capri-Sun I've ever had.
Oh, 2002...you so funny!
Truth!
What do we want?
The funniest face swap in a long time...
This pretty much sums up my relationship with the motion sensor light in the bathroom at work
Commute home and noticed this guy starting the weekend off with a bang...I mean a blow.
This would be the epic version of The Wizard of Oz.
Imagine that...
Jump!
They're at it again...
Someone in our office never clears up properly after shredding. Came in to this today.
Jail...
There are two types of crushes...
Faith in Humanity
Become Yoda You Will...
But in the end...
He boiled for our sins…
Summer
The real hunger games
Avatar fans will understand.
Never forget...
Loans...
Sleeping...
The perfect party device
Smart. And he knows it.
Lazy rule 38
Modern romance
Most definitely worth the read
Good guy Braun
Walmart dress shoes with prestigious reviews...
You can't douse a kitchen fire with water, silly...
Fail safe American/Britain translation guide
When people are discussing politics and I'm just like...
The sign may seem rude and insulting, but safety comes first...
How to be cool: I think this kid nails it...
No. Just NO. (Straya)
Found the white guy
A right Royal photobomb HM The Queen photobombs live BBC News broadcast
Too much polish?
The commute to work in Australia is always interesting...
Waterballoon skill level: Master
Geico's new mascot.
Let's just say art is not my strength...
What men can't resist...
Best feeling ever...
Arya’s thoughts about Game of Thrones’ Red Wedding…
This math teacher is awesome.
Wingardium Leviosaaaa Ron Weasley wingardium leviosa-ing Hermione.
We all have that friend who needs an extra second
Every single book reader's reaction to the Red Wedding
Lost in Translation
Time to be fabulous
Your move, Google Glass
Eating at a friend's house...
You Go Girl!
Numbness
Fishing like the princess bitch that I am...
Righteous evil
Elegance, Serenity, and...Dan
Problems only '90s kids will understand...
Screamed like a girl...
Manual windshield wipers...
Gimme a sec. Just gotta finish soapin' the weasel.
Jennifer Lawrence just being Jennifer Lawrence…
How to make a BLT
Some teacher hallway pass notes are better than others...
Not so weird after all…
Kids write the darndest things...
Prepare for the super moon…
My reaction after having killed 3 spiders in a row in my room
Fun Facts
When I go on Facebook and realize there's no downvote button...
The good ol' days...
Sandwich appreciation...
So punny
Cool doctors doing what’s right…
This is why I have trust issues.
Coffee Cup Doodles
The Joker has a point…
My favorite Barney moment.
Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo Dat!
Isn't that cute?
How I used to see the Disney logo…
Mean Girls meets Gatsby…
Crust almighty, Jean Valjean kneads a break…
This isn’t a car…
The neighbor's cat taking inventory of my sister's rabbits...
Bad luck baby Stark…
I found the strange part of YouTube again...
It's almost that time again...
Capitalizing numbers...
A baby’s fun adventures…
I don't know what I expected...
Resurrecting like a boss since 1997...
This changes everything...
The moon
Troy and Abed in the Morning!
You're not living unless you've been flipped off by a groundhog...
This always bothered me...
Shots fired...
McDonald's in China is out-Americaning us!
Romeo, Romeo...
The odds are never in your favor...
Happens every summer…
Every damn time.
I'd do it...
Creating a character
Positive
We're all guilty here...
Meanwhile in Alaska...
The movie ate my popcorn
Erecto protecto!
I know how Zack feels...sniff...
I think I'm going to be very rich...
I think it's time to make my move
Flying is so over rated. Trains are much nicer!
Potato
Who needs a Uhaul? Not this guy!
Always a good idea to watch scrubs again
Nice to see that the grant money didn't go to waste...
Genius
Slow down there, Google...
Just in case you're wondering...
I knew that's what Nickelodeon was coming to!
Protip: This Does Not Actually Work
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the adventure continued…
Cool hidden pool
As a truck driver of 20 years, this is the most truth I can offer you silly people.
When you let your boyfriend name the dog…
Trolling level: Monty Python…
Who's the Best Archer?
Nothing says 'MURICA like an eagle-shaped cloud!
MRW I see a post that says, "when you see it."
Irish man shares top mistakes people make when making tea
Mornings are not a favorite of mine…
Why Playing Pokémon Has Given You Trust Issues
*Boop*
The Only Time I Can Make It Work
Orlando is awesome…
"Massaging" pen seems a little sketchy...
Concerned Ghost…
Too Soon?
Can we just take a moment to look at these photos of a guy helping his dog not to sneeze.
If I just had a nickel…
Liberius Repairo…
Saving coins for more than 30 years…
Rainbow cocktail
How women see the world…
Anon finds something at the 320 gigapixel picture
The Perfect Relationship is Impossible
Whenever I eat junk food…
Classic Tim.
Seashell Toilet
The only possible reactions to Game of Thrones…
Simon Pegg and Cumbersbumberswumbers…
Cast of Fast and Furious 6 Shocked by Singapore Car Prices…
He’s so proud of his onion…
The Power of Fiction…
Love Bites
That moment when you realize your childhood is over
The Internet is going to the dogs
American's have so much faith in their government...
Everyone needs socks...
Sandbox
I'll drink to that...
Perhaps the most British photo ever...
WiFi before it was cool...
I didn't pay attention in class just because the subject matter was so riveting...
Overcrowding in American prisons
How to recover from an awkward 'wave' situation
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
This is why we still need poster boards.
Don't be a peavert
This dog did more in this gif than I've done all day...[Fixed]
The bathroom fan
Not sure if I should watch the movie to find out who won the challenge
Having friends who speak hebrew just paid off beautifully
Deadpool is a terrible person...
Looking for the good side of a bad situation...
This dog did more in this gif than I've done all day...
"Rich White N#gga". On the NYC Subway!
I'm an idiot.
Woof
Doc was here...
Badass veteran
If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos is she 1% nacho?
Dammit, dad!
#YOLO
"So I says to her, I says..."
Dad thinks he's so funny...
Those times are gone...
Apple iGlass Pro
You're doing it right*
As a kid, this was the scariest show on TV...
This kid makes scale mail, wears it at school, and refuses to take it off when asked by teachers...
Spampersand
Soda-flavored lip balm. At least they have a good sense of humor about it...
A moment of silence (Game of Thrones)
That Joey cracks me up
Check out Jonah Hill's reaction to Emma Watson's rear end...
Surely, there are others...
Fight me, don't be a pussy!
This picture has badassery writen all over it.
The dinosaur knows...
Writing is weird...
Disney Princess
Love it when someone's renders their own argument invalid...
Every time I use Febreze
On to the FapMobile!
Overcrowding in Canadian Prisons.
Zeus
Social interaction after having been on the internet ALL DAY LONG.
White People Summer Problems.
My chemistry teacher took my joke and made it better.
I'm liking that 7 course meal...
What kind of padlock sorcery is this? More like padlock stupidity...
Genius.
Pick up lines
Step One: Penis.
Making changes...
It might work...
This man deserves a medal
Basically every male/female argument ever.
Opposite day
The the circle jerk of life ♫
I've seen the movies. This is how I die...
Oh, the stoopid...it hurts.
Google Glass
Post-it note Parkour
3D Duckhunt on Pavement
Some food for thought from Hank Hill...
Wheel of Fortune
How I imagine all of you. It just makes browsing this site more enjoyable.
Charm -> Sleep Powder -> Harden -> Pound, Pound, Pound -> String shot...then Teleport.
High five!
Remember that one kid on XBox Live?
I got you, box. Wait...no, you got me.
When you lose the throne...
So they installed new bathroom doors in a dorm on my campus. Someone goofed.
I'm done. Carry me.
Down 265 pounds solely from diet, exercise and tanning.
Uhh...Really, USA Today? That's the ad you want to post with this story? USA Today news story with a VERY inappropriate video ad. Thanks Big Data!
Now you're thinking with...pokeballs?
The More You Know
Just can't concentrate...
One way to get a scared husky across a river. She was doggie-paddling the whole time.
Shit was going DOWN at my local fro-yo shop...
You can’t call anybody anymore…
I hope to someday be a dad as awesome as this guy...
Dating site troll draws terrible portraits of people and sends it to them...
I hate it when I wake up right before the alarm clock goes off...
In response to Google not "allowing" porn on Google Glass...
Pokefeels
The good witch wasn't so nice.
Larry David knows the truth...
He sat like this for 10 minutes depressed kitty
Nothing a quick trip to a the ER won't be able to fix...
Overcrowding in British prisons
Because Captain Kirk knows
To the older LOLsnaps fans
If Batman ever feels the need to become a farmer...
My kind of woman...
Devious Dog
Pool and Bowling
Before you marry a person…
Punch buggy
Clearly, the Irish aren't used to summer when this is the newspaper headline...
This is what happens when EMT training gets boring.
Whenever I go to a used bookstore…
The Golden Girls
Australia does road safety ads right!
I bought a Dr. Pepper and this was on the receipt...
Because Moss isn't the only one in IT Crowd...
Elmotorcycle
Story of my life...
So when are they making THIS movie?
Just a classical Homer, again...
'Murica
Nothing more true than this...
10/10 Perfect Landing
Various artists
My Dad didn't talk to me for a week after showing him this photo of me and my friend. Might get it framed for Father's Day.
One classy woman...
Found in Walmart. Best greeting card ever.
First official cast photo for 'Whose Line Is It Anyway'
Dick punch...
Kid not sure how to handle broken cymbals during anthem
My version of the 13.1 and 26.2 stickers
Lannisters are feeling pretty snug right now in their Snuggies
Why I wear sunglasses at the beach...
Ladies, can I get an "Amen!" or is it just me...?
For all the Game of Thrones fans...
Worst. Bachelor party. Ever.
My life has been a lie...
Every Christmas when I was a kid.
Poor Lennie...
I wish they would launch a product like this...
She was complaining about wanting to swim but having no pool. Found her in the backyard like this.
Surely THIS is something we can ALL agree on!
When two .gifs collide...
So much better...
Just in case you were wondering...
Whenever someone comes to the door...
The Australian Paralysis Tick (Straya)
Nice shirt...
Wait for it... Wait for it...NOW!
What really happens to grammar nazis when we make spelling or grammatical mistakes on the internet...
First 'lemons' joke I laughed at in a while...
He makes a great point...
Okay, I'm just gonna leave this here. She doesn't seem too overly attached for anything but the D.
Found in the garage of a former tattoo artist...
Headquarters for Planet Express?
It's a little too quiet at IKEA if you ask me.
Dirty Uncle Bill shows up in the most unlikely places...
I can only imagine some of the excuses they hear in the Emergency Room. This one is gold.
Growing up...
So this is where Budweiser comes from...
Googled 'Majestic Creature' and was not disappointed
We've all been there...
Too embarrassed...
Before the Big Bang, there was...
Deadpool and Boba Fett go to Disneyland
When will Google do this?
Damn shoes...all attached to stuff.
We may need this soon...
God has spoken
Make up your fucking mind!
My rights...
I would only wear these on the Subway...
The LolSnaps Photoshop Battle, Edition V
Can dogs rap?
The voices of Meg...
This is how I flirt...
Asking for forgiveness is the ultimate cheat code.
There are two kinds of people...
One of life's greatest annoyances...
The next Doctor Who?
Game of Thrones: The Drinking Game
I've applied this principal to all aspects of my life and it has done wonders!
Oh, Brian...
It disturbed me to pay for my kid's zoo pass with this...
Found them
Poor Daniel...
The Queen's Finest...
How do grown men react to thunder?
Didn't see that coming...
Fell asleep on the trampoline and woke up to this.
Google Street View. Removing identities of the innocent...
My reaction while watching the ending of the last episode of the Game of Thrones reaction to game of thrones
Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon
WTF? Where's the glass door, dude? WTF? Where's the glass door, dude?
Excuse me...
It'll grow back, Hugh...
South Park making sense...
Ran into Grimace at Walmart today...
Like many, I find myself asking "WHY?!" I guess the man himself has the answer.
Daft Punk fans?
The best part about going to a Taylor Swift concert with your girlfriend...
Do they even count?
Vegans vs Assholes
Those people who say philosophical quotes and just pose...!? retarded girls on facebook that think they are smart.
Cody the metal dog!
This is exactly why I regularly read through the Craigslist ads.
Took me a minute to figure that one out...
You won’t be having it your way…
Cat Rings Bell to Get Food From Humans
2 Year old problems: cinnamon rolls aren't instant.
Bro, do you even thrust?
Survivor
Exactly what bros are for...
Spider putting on her game face
That's not right...
My hotel isn't even trying...
Sassy Jesus
I'm sure this is what he was referring to...
Senior quote of the only black kid at my school
Baby sitting my nephew for the first day. Just sent my sister this.
Scumbag hornet
My boyfriend got me a cake from Dairy Queen for my 29th birthday. Sweet guy, right?
Sex is like snow...
Best biscuit anywhere...
I asked my gf how her cousin was liking Disney. She sent back this...
Genius
No lawn mower?
A facepalm to end all facepalms...
The fourth wall...
When a nightclub photographer catches you at a really awkward moment...
Roman numerals...
Hang on a second...
Happy Potter
Eating
Genius
When you can't stand your neighbors, this is what you name your Wifi...
Saw this sign hanging in my friends apartment building's elevator
Summer vacation, 1995. Hot day, 3 pm. Your worst enemy.
Oh how I love ads...
Every morning...
After more tornados, here's the sign at a Moore, Oklahoma, liquor store today.
Anime
Sealing the deal
Whenever I see a post about sorcerer's/philosopher's stone...
Splinters. Really BIG splinters.
You came to the wrong ocean motherf**ker
Hair invasion
What's life without a bit of mystery?
You have a dirty mind
When at the beach...
Getting real tired of your sh*t, Judas...
Dammit, Kate...
In real life
All I wanted was a drink...
Those white kids can be a handful
Using a GoPro camera
Yes. I have this problem all the time.
Taking laziness to the next level
Now, that's a nerf gun!
Ready. 1...2...3... NO.
Surprise! You're today's lucky winner!
As it should be...everywhere.
The bounce house
What school teaches us
Clever sticker
Benedict and Tom
I'm just so happy they found each other
Good Guy Taco Bell
How to deal with the most dangerous island
Priorities...
Some of my friends are so messed up...
Real men...
The things you find at Goodwill...
How has he never noticed us?
I have OCD...
Some days are just hard...
I've been in that position...
The Snake of Wildly Inappropriate Toxicity
I call bullsh*t!
We're all dead...
Break up supplies
Your motivational thought for today.
What? Oh, nothing. Just filling a hotel ice bucket with Pepsi.
Dumbest creature ever.
Racist TV Guide
Saw this in my daughter's room. I haven't told her yet and he didn't leave a tiny note or anything...
You're not bi.
We all have our own secrets, too...
Bohemian Rhapsody
Daaayyummm Gurrl!!!
My new applause GIF
When I overhear a cute girl in a bar saying she'll f*ck the first guy she'll talk to...
The early caveman invented the .gif
Enough of your shitty questions!
Absence of the Towels
So I found this number on the bathroom wall...
Hotter and healthier :)
Now the internet is just f*cking with me...
Can't stop laughing...
Eensie teensie spider...
Baked macaroni and cheese with a major twist...
My ex girlfriend sent me a picture of her giving head to her new boyfriend.
Well, that one slipped past the yearbook committee...
How every guy feels...
How Oklahomans handle tornado damage
Don't worry little buddy, I'll fill you back up
Spider-Man, Spider-Man...does whatever a spider can (wait for him).
Excuse me. GTFO.
Teacher gives out these pencils to the people who forget to bring a pencil/pen.
Feminists are not amused when I show them this...
Parallel parking…
This one made me laugh pretty hard for some reason.
Cat sends urgent fax
Damn Oak, just shut up…
In retrospect, buying heat-sensitive, color changing jeans wasn't such a great idea.
What Taco Bell really needs to say on their Fire Sauce Taco Bell sauce packet messages.
Can we be friends?
Caution - Any exposure to Nicki Minaj may cause severe loss of brain cells
I'm all yours, ladies...
Beware little brother...
He didn't even get carded
A Study in Bohemia A group of lolsnaps commenters spontaneously join forces and burst out in lampooning song.
Simply amazing Shadow theater group on britain's got talent.
Start a tab and left your credit card? Here's to your drunken forgetfulness. Genius.
Not sure the cat likes the swing. Sure is fun, though...
Job applications…
Advantages of being black
Finally! Coffee sizes I understand.
F*CK!
This is not a game, Jesus...
This dude must play one hell of a violin!!
Seems legit. chris rock quote
Jesus Plays Soccer -- brought to you by The 99 Cent Store
Is this how you do it?
All in one sign…
He’s not even sorry…
Everyone has one. Well, almost everyone...
A little boy and his pet python…
he worst thing about summer…
He absolutely nailed it…
Perfect solution when life gives you lemons…
This is your yorkie…
Trolling dad
Didn't think anyone else remembered
Imaginary numbers…
Family matters in Westeros...
Burn!
Rules? What rules?
Hand gestures around the world…
Movies recreated in LEGO…
Oh, Spock
The Irish summer
Dontchaaa...
An Epic Opportunity
Dammit, I never thought I'd be jealous of a cat.
Art nowadays...
Finally, a category for me...
We are all the same...
Coming out of the closet...
Plans...
Every week with Game of Thrones...
Gonna have lots of fun with this...
Awkward
When work cubicles have windows...(Star Trek reprise)
Drinking by yourself...
The fact that we all think these could be real shows (they're not) says a lot about the state of TV...
You're not listening, human...
JLo exercises her 2nd amendment rights...
Brains
It's ballsy...I'll give that to him.
What could possibly go wrong?
Not a good comparison...
Nailed it!
Spelling bee champion goes NUTS after winning
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Everything went worse than expected...
Third grade math FAIL.
Yes. Yes, this will do just fine...
Waited forever for this file to load...then I looked at the file name.
Nope.
Rejection
Honey, that hair...
I like it when my customer service rep dresses nice. Straight to the top with you, Mike!
F*ck traffic.
On eBay, it's all about how you merchandise and position your product...
Best senior quote
I am in charge!
Seems legit...
You went full retard...
How to murder someone properly :D how to murder someone properly :D
Why? Just why?
The luck of the Irish...
You Shall Not Pash!
When her friend is more than a friend...
MRW I hear my pizza rolls are done.
In this case, creativity trumped a dirty mind...
This is isaactly what I would've done...
Ice Lollies
They thought we wouldn't notice...
Cuteness overload...
Just taking a stroll down Memory Lane...
Burned by Siri
How do you draw rage faces on calculators?
Home Decor Done Right
Seems a bit excessive...
Scumbag Charmeleon
Every time someone volunteers to read in class...
Bloody hell...
IRONY
It must still be done...
Hospital never noticed the patient was gone...must have slipped through a "crack" in the system...
I won the internet!
Was it good for you?
From my town's local newspaper...
Stay away from the water, Leo
You have to admire his dedication to being a smartass...
The Ultimate Troll Face
...And I shall call him Squishy...
A nice twist on the 26 letters in the alphabet test...
14-year-old girl nails Van Halen's "Eruption".
Flipping through my yearbook reading senior quotes. This was my favorite.
It's Friday. Time for the most random post I could find...
NOOOOO...oooookay just a nibble.
A twist that would have given Darth Vader a run for his money...
Good guy Spider Bro...
Taste the rainbow...
Top 10 problems not resolved by humankind…
Movies that can be described with the same sentence
The bottom of an Oskar Blues beer can...
"Absolutely no information on killing mocking birds."
Catnip bubbles. Perfect.
Quick-thinking man saves dog...
QWOP
Atari Breakout…
Not enough Bad Joke Eel...
Someone at the library is a smartass. I must confess...I laughed.
Kevin and the time out tank
Badass Bunny...
Shameful lies some parents tell their kids…
That poem needed a little updating...
Race car eats man
Behind every great black man...
Can YOU spot the foreign exchange student?
This is why no one likes you, Java
Just a hole at the local miniature golf course...
Bob Ross Paints 300.
Ninja Turtles’ artistic renditions…
Holmes and Watson…
The NeverEnding Story…
Watching the Spelling Bee on ESPN2 and I come across this awesome kid...
Funerals in Russia
Girls Night Out
A future Darwin Award winner in the making...ouch!
This is exactly what every guy thinks in this situation while in a public bathroom...
My babies!
How every kid feels when their parents kiss
Oh, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
If you feel bad about making bad decisions…
Jennifer Lawrence trolling her co-star…
Peeking from inside…
Wait a minute...
All it takes is a Snickers...
How old do you feel?
The steaks have been raised...
Meanwhile, in Austria: the offspring of Manly Man.
Texting and driving…
Summer in the Netherlands...
Buzzwords
The butterflies...
That's not a word...
Saw this at the museum. I giggled. My girlfriend facepalmed.
Lincoln
Psycho-Cat
Aaaaannnnddddd..... NO.
Poultry in Motion
They call me Macklemore…
Souvenirs...
So the Supernatural writers like to have fun once and a while…
*Beep, beep*, motherf*ckers! Coming through!
After watching Fast and Furious...
He finally misses a grip on the 7th time around...poor guy.
World's farthest basketball shot
Thank god...
Let me introduce you to Jack Carroll
You will never know…
That feeling...
Amanda Bynes in court…
Neville knows how it works…
Because having a normal arm isn't important if your bum looks good
Singing Bohemian Rhapsody…
He shouldn't have blinked...
What a bunch of pansies...
I've spent my entire life training for this event...
Super Mexican Football Win…
It needed to be said...
Say the magic word
That's a lot of junk to fit in the trunk...
The alphabet used by physicians everywhere...
I love Bobby!
Side effects include euphoria, giggles, and in some cases, smelling like rabbit crap.
Flatulence deodorizer. What could possibly go wrong?
That is the correct answer.
I really thought I could do it, too...
Well, I thought it was cool...
Panda Party
This is what happens when you feed a tribble...
Gyroscopically stable staring contest
Reading senior quotes in my yearbook, when suddenly...
Even when you're right, you're wrong.
Shredding like a boss.
Meanwhile, in Russia...
Surprised
Not right now...
Every. Single. Time.
No time.
Shopping carts
Once upon a time, I sent my daughter and my husband off to buy her some nice new clothes.
I don't remember that episode of Spongebob...
Yep...but I seal ya later.
Fighting styles from around the world!
We can aspire to be anything in life...
Best reaction to Nathan Fielder's experiment...
Grandma bought a new pan because she thought it was making her food taste bad. Found the problem.
Beep, beep...motherf*cker!
I'm not saying it was...
Sudden realization
Garrison actually teaches his students what the rest of us had to learn for ourselves.
"We're under attack!"
Shut up and take my rupees...
Run, Keyshawn. Run.
"Raiders" Logic...
Some of them want to fondue. Some of them want to dip in bleu.
Things got a little crazy at the wedding...
Wanna snuggle?
What the hell are you taking?
Life's mission...
The Captain...
Oh god. Why?
Super hero busboy...
One of my favorite Carlin quotes. I do this all the time.
Snapchat
Who would tell him to leave?
So nutritious...
Forgetting to log out...
I see dead people...
Monty Python’s review of “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy” (Book)
Right in the childhood...
Year is 2392
Emu rhymes with happiness (Straya)
How the brain works...
I want to wear shorts, but...
The best way to deal with a telemarketer :)
Racist
Any body else remember Braniac? Nothing but boobs and explosions.
What a bargain!
I've made a huge mistake...
Lame Pun Raccoon...
Mommies these days aren't what they used to be...
I can't blame her...
Best math word problem ever.
How dentists really make their money
Did they ask an audience of monkeys for their responses? I...I don't even know what to say...
Very confusing note on the door...until I found out we had hired some gardeners.
This always makes me happy...
We've got ourselves a real badass here!
You mean there is other things I can do with it!?
This kid at my school wears this every Wednesday just to screw with everyone's heads.
When sightseeing in London, you notice things you haven't noticed before...
Ninja frog suggests you back off Funny from doing ninja stuff
Who needs duck face when you have a bathing infant?
She knows how to poke fun at herself...
Cat Found. Free to New Owner.
How to lose gracefully...
Flawless logic
Guy hilariously photoshops himself into celebrity photos
Poor squirrel, but I laughed too hard at this.
How men feel after the orgasm...
Two kinds of people
Oh, the memories...
42 humans killed by Kangaroos? That's so cute.
I don't want to be your friend...
MRW my parents got the Clapper®
Creepy
The best kind of hijab...from South Park
Eating alone
When his creativity ran out...
Natural selection at work
Table for one, please...
My vehicle of choice for the zombie apocalypse.
Equal rights!
Scumbag genetics...
I don't get it. Does that make me dense?
Creature
Leave me alone cat. I don't want to get out of bed.
Ron Swanson loves bacon. He also loves eggs.
Laughed harder at this than I should have...
One does not simply go back...Back to the Future
If you know what I mean...
I fear for the Pokemon Holocaust
Pooping is difficult when this happens...
Malfunctioning kitty
God has spoken.
Your funeral
Snail Style
Last line seals the deal...
Jeffrey knows what's up.
Asked my sister to send me some pics from her trip to Europe. She sent me this.
Students at my high school hired a Mariachi band to follow around our principle for 4 hours...
The always insightful Mark Twain
Identity crisis
My favorite childhood memory. For two seconds...
I'm gonna take a quick nap. I'll meet you guys at the next bar...
Favorite 'Friends' line...
A genius you are not, sir...
Reminds me of a few of my atheist friends...
My friend went to a dance, this was him at the after party.
Coincidence? I think not...
Having been told by prepubescent American gamers to have some tea and crumpets, I decided that was a good idea.
Norway. So Metal.
OMG! Fish!
He is a 'special' Husky...
Why Britain Is The Greatest Country In the World... Screen shot of classic 4chan thread.
The Tea Party summed up in a meme
Be the type of person...
Are you even trying America?
Lost his tennis ball in a mud hole
Don't squish the baby...
7 year-old cousin tried to sneak cinnamon rolls onto the grocery list...
More fun than the Terminator...
What if the Apocalypse actually happened?
Are you even trying, Universe?
A new study shows...
Wonder Woman is upset...
I'm counting on you Disney...
My childhood seems to be doing quite well...
The original Star Trek really understood its fanbase.
Are you even trying, Marijuana?
He got this shirt as a gift. So far, he likes the reactions he is getting.
Real toys...
Animaniacs on the new Xbox One
Imma smack that! Oh, wait...nevermind.
Are you even trying, rest of the world?
Princely Rivalry...
You can be can be anything you want when you're on meth
Do want!
My dad bought a cow
One sister to another...
Made fun of my wife's first attempt at sewing. This was her second attempt.
Our entire universe...
Real men...
Not a superhero's logic...
It's a little late now...
Old guy knows how to shred...
Eating hot food...
Load bearing chair.
Every rude character in a scary movie.
Runways
Diet is not an option...
Cobwebs
I know I'm not the only one...
I'll need a female...
Those eyes
Sheep sold separately...
Don't do it, Rock...
Never forget.
My Precious...(pretzel)
My dog is a dragon
Shopping at Hollister
Extremely Photogenic Spartan Race Girl
If phones were cars...
A wedding disaster
Just cooking up some rice...
Gonna be productive today...
We need more fire!
He has more important things to do...
Weight gain
Sex education in 5th grade
Confused bear reminds me of the first day of classes. Every. Damn. Semester.
My research into poodles...
Toilet paper just for hunters
Giving up
Don't want to get my new shoes wet or dirty
Poor Mandeep...
The airbrush painter...
Having a boyfriend
Speaking of Tim Burton
Cosplay win!
Never?
Just another reason for the guy to run...
When newspaper headlines combine to create a new story...
Winners of "The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School"
Hitman monkey finds no joy in his job.
I raughed so hard.
Makes sense...
Apologizing
Seriously?
Amazing jump by Kenyan high schooler
Fatherhood is Awesome
Cool street art
The MapCrunch Game
I'm actually quite happy they're breeding
Me, when a hot lesbian girl told me that she was actually bi...
Morgan Freeman falls asleep in the "Late Night" audience
A dream come true...
Nerds these days
Tim Burton's phone
The truth...
Know your roses, guys...
Haters gonna hate...
Would have been a great ending to that movie...
Advice from a duck
For those days when I just can't decide what to have for breakfast
Pocket Sand!
It also doubles as a weapon...
Guy problems...
Blue was just lookin' for trouble...
Well, that sucks...
Mystery finally solved.
Reason #42 not to do meth
The steaks have never been higher...
Russian problems
There's something unsettling about the peanut butter...
Is that your final answer, Lil Wayne?
Improvising done right.
An interesting way of looking at it.
I can't wait to get that job at Starbucks...
How to clean up your Facebook Friends list
And the dumbest trend award goes to...
I loved Reno 911
Just the way humans work…
We are animals
F*cktupled will now be a prominent word in my vocabulary...
All aboard the NOPE train... (Straya)
Painfully fun..or painful and then fun
This is why I can't have nice things...
Just trying to eat some bacon. Major cat scratches in 3...2...1...
When boys call you "my girl"
I was never Player 1
Iron Prank…

My best friend got married yesterday, his sister held on to this for 20 years just for his wedding day.
BURN! (Shakespeare style)
Another reason to love Paul McCartney…
Murray...
Watch me...
Gaming
My dog's compromise for wanting to be under the blanket but also wanting fresh air...
Me, on pain meds
Turned off the TV and told my 7 year-old to go tidy her room...
This is the worst!
A meal without wine (or beer, if you so choose...)
This is why I don't use chatroulette!
Holy crap, what did I just see? What's going on in The Netherlands?
A rather sinister onion...
Dumbest things said on the Internet…
Quitting school
In The Dominican Republic, they're honest about the entertainment...
Just because. Stephen Fry tweets Hitler kettle
Ten lies you tell yourself all the time…
Everybody wants to be a LOLsnaps Moderater
Parents wrote this note to 18 year daughter on her birthday. It's the little things that make parents happy.
Oh, Spidey...
It’s not just girls who like Ryan Gosling…
The Doctor is real...
Killer whales
How to effectively break up with your girlfriend...
Cars are washed differently in Canada…
Oops, missed my turn...
Reading material for cats…
This should be in every bar…
Every time someone gets offended by something I post…
The bill collector…
Miyazaki's take on Good vs. Evil
Things are about to get ruff…
Latte art comes to life…
My roommate and I hung up a painting of our family room in our family room.
The definition of suspense
The best kind of friends...
Nickname
Trolling driver
The smartest way to break up with somebody...
Let the anger flow through you...
Ordered a cake from Walmart that was supposed to say, "Congratulations, you did it!"
Dolly movie
Dirty Harry
American Keyboards
The internet
Seems legit
Spell Checker
Just do it
Well, this is just impressive.
Grammar Nazi
First day of school...
The Rock and The Pebble
...and justice is served
Gone fishing...
Indeed. I've had my doubt removed.
She is double jointed and sits like this all the time. It really freaks people out!
My inner 14 year-old laughed.
Horrifying examples of inbread animals…
Think about it...
She wants the B...
Do you remember?
He has a point...
If I was an evil wizard...
What your band t-shirt says about you…
The bitterness...
Some of my favorite Tweets...
Quarantined...
These...I need these. For reasons.
AT-AT's special brother
Perfect timing is perfect!
The genetic make up of a Chihuahua.
Wait, what type of dressing?
Bop it.
Thanks so much, Comcast...for both the customer support and for using protection
My family now uses this picture of my niece whenever we want to say "IDGAF"
Looking for my drunken friends that wandered into a sex shop when I stumbled upon this...
A car tire named Robert...
Surviving Middle School
Who knew these existed?
That took a long time…
We're connected...
Story of my life...
The language of love
I'm actually impressed by the stupidity of this man.
Thanks to my high school science teacher, I'll never forget the chemical symbol for Mercury...
Men in Tights
The right equipment…
Advertising in the city with tall buildings: genius.
Rickety Cricket!
Time to settle this DiCaprio thing once and for all.
My boyfriend bought these. Unfortunately, we don't have a dog...
The Real Iron Throne…
Over protective father...
Sometimes it’s not the best advice…
Are you texting a boy?
Scarlett Johansson in Fifty Shades of Grey?
If you know what I mean...
Toothless dragon hoodie…
Norman Borlaug
Old Economy Steve
I never really liked salads until I started shopping here...
Snape on a Plane...IRL
Which threat will work best?
Looks like I am a little over my head here...
More than just a Bride's Maid...
The fish that wants to be in all the pictures...
I’m an acquired taste…
Stephen Fry has a way of communicating intelligence and thoughtfulness...
It might as well be the end of the world…
More TV interview pranks...
Thoughts During PMS…
Bad luck lobster…
Just let me put it this way…
Creepiest Places on Earth…
Enough of the fads…
Give me the biggest one…
Sometimes, you just have to let it out...
Dog.exe has stopped working…
Why Tumblr should expect some growth...
The Dogtor…
New diet plan…
8-bit Iron Man 8-bit Iron Man
How I see a banana
It's like I'm high when this happens
Having fun at the beach...
First day of school expectations...
Girls in sport...
Finished studying? Good.
Shit was real..
A true dumbass...
Sloth kickin' back, having some carrots
And this is why I have a dog.
Oops...
ohn C Riley+Ellen DeGeneres=Gordon Ramsey
"Why won't the doors unlock?"
Damn Superman...destroying nuts and all...
Moist
This is my normal weekend
Bowie Knife
Looks like a joint...
Morgan Freeman tests the new "Google Eyelids"
Death of a main character in a book versus a movie...
Good guy Pope Francis
Carlton still has the moves!
I will never have a mustache this awesome...
Just in case the internet hadn't completely ruined your childhood yet.
Shut up and...no.
Australian Rules footballer Adam Goodes points out a spectator who has yelled a racist remark at him. Respect.
Epic gaming glitch...
Wife asked me to buy new sheets..." nothing gaudy."
Speed Limit: Algebra
Professor's logic
12 items with funny names. How many did you know?
Sneaky flies...
The musical...
So close!
Middle class problems
Get down, Mr. President!
lipstick
In a different timeline...
Truth
The worst fortune cookie...
Let's all take a moment to remember good guy cell phone (prior to smartphones)
Matrix Bird
The moment he realized he was the middle child...
If you dare...
Bitch, get off my car!
So majestic!
Semantics
Mario Kart USA (Obese Edition) New Obese Mario Kart
Piercings...
Please wait to be seated...
My, what a flowing gown you have...
When I drink too much and pass out.
Getting ahead of the lines at Disney Theme Parks...
A Man, dachshunds and a Lion. Yeah, that's about it.
Proportions, you're doing it wrong...
Boil 'em, mash 'em stick 'em in a stew. Po-ta-toes.
Classic Top Gear
I'm so cute I'll *boop* myself
Brother walked by, had to explain that I wasn't shopping for dildos.
Two reasons I enjoy watching Modern Family
Of course I can fit!
Canadian Borg
Who hasn't?
The South...
Primrose Everdeen
Seems legit
Just another shit day at work...
This answer almost guarantees a job at Taco Bell...
Elevator shaft
Netflix
Pretty glowy wiggly thing (Straya)
Why 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels'...
KKK reaching out to minorities...
Boys laugh...
Like a boss...
Always good to have humor in dire situations...
My boss is pretty cool...
My laptop is getting fixed
Game on.
Wut?
How did the fight start?
That bottle had a vengeance
Gave blood today and the freakiest thing happened to my tattoos...
A test...
Buying flowers
If I had to pray about something, I'd pray that this is real...
What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater
Visiting grandma on her birthday today...
City...or appendage?
The third wheel...
Broken pinky finger = incredible sir-like etiquette
Cooking isn't for the faint of heart
Thanks for the heads up...
Monitor Warning
Batman squirt gun from 1966. Hmmmmm...
Not all razors are created equal...
What I have learned during my time in the USA
Didn't think it was possible
Top Gear visits MythBusters
Truth about men
This kid is going places...
Teaching your daughter a lesson…
What else was he supposed to do?
Changing history is cheating…
Seen in the office freezer: Don't Steal My Food!
I Just Don't Understand People on Facebook
Gordon Ramsay's Take on the Xbox One
It's probably good he can't understand English...
If toddlers could post on Facebook
Kmart Did it again! Hilarious!
Meanwhile in Alberta Sign in Spruce Grove Alberta Hot Titty Whore Meat Ass BBQ
Daily report for 5 year-old. She may need some guidance...
My friend and his Filipino girlfriend and her family at her graduation. He is 5'4.
Don't Stop Your Car in The Crosswalk
The Beatles
We hug differently…
Xbox One is more powerful than we first thought...
I'm better than dirt...
When your food talks back...
I realized last night at a bar that I'm getting old
I don't see race...
Thanks for pointing that out...
Why you should be careful when booking a hotel
They Have Adolf's Name But Not Mein. I Am Führious.
Every Single Game...
The Tampocalypse…
Ice Cream Oreos…
I’d fight a bear for you…
Are you sure about that?
Sounds about right
He Just Holds the President's Umbrella-ella-ella-ey-ey-ey
Let's Hope Your Initials Aren't WR...
Wake Up!
What it is Like Being an Artist
They Are the Oompa-Loompas of Science
Happy Graduation, Class of 2013
Dogs See The Truth
Gordon Ramsay does the right thing. And you thought you knew what really happened.
Friends
Man finds Twister DVD in the rubble of his home.
The first rule...
Welcome to Spain
50 Shades of...stupid writing
CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’
"Troubled Relationship" is now a greeting card category. Because a greeting card is the best way to handle it...
This was all I could see when I looked into the eyes of evil...
Found
Canadians...
Pillow fight
Give us your tired...
Just some cool photography effects of light going through material
Darwin
I think I broke the internet... Google Chrome couldn't find the page Google. Suggested I Google Google.
Freedom
When he's not acting
+1 for common sense
What would you do?
I think he's still a little upset...
Good Guy Greg coming to the rescue...
Good Guy Richard
Infernal Singsong
Looks like a sticky situation
Hardest thing I've ever done...
Where will you be when the LSD kicks in?
Russian veterinarians
Teammates pulling an on-air prank during interview...
Most legit billboard I've ever seen...
The dream...
Two very good reasons not to install a doggy door
So my friend forgot his phone at my house. Think he'll notice?
Mutual pillow
Budding super villain at work...
Day 41
Unclaimed safe at our warehouse. Boss told me I could open it up.
Anti-social mood
What every henchman must think, but has never said...
The champ lands a devastating upper cut...
When your friend gets really drunk, the stacking contest begins...
-‿-
Banning short shorts
And stop telling me to have a happy period.
I think she might be doing it wrong...
Gamer's dream car
Philosophical
Here we go...
There's always a way.
You can’t play with people’s lives like that…
As a female, I can (shamefully) confirm.
He wouldn't say "why", that arrogant cock...
The only real PSA for marijuana I've ever seen
It's funny...because it's true
Introducing the new 'Xbox WhoFuckinCaresWhatIt'sCalled 1.0"
Themed robberies...
How I imagine people feel when they see a "feel good" post...
Chipotle knows whats up...
Asked for wired ports in my on-campus apartment and received this message from the IT support guy...
Ugly Australians...
There's always a story behind every sign...
The whole problem with the world…
Classic Michael Scott…
I think it's time for me to get off the computer...
Actors
Thought we just had an ant problem in our driveway. Might be worse than that.
True desperation…
I heard you like Nutella...
David Tennant in places he shouldn't be...
We all deal with break ups in our own way...
Girlfriend sent me this, I don't know how to react.
WWJD?
You make a good point...
Just out walking the house pet...
Cool Avatar Airbender Cosplay
The Beast won't ask for directions...
It's official. No excuses.
Tru love with 2 Chainz
Easy telescope you can make at home!
Human development
Queue
#PrayersAreNiceMoneyIsBetter
Some teachers provide very precise feedback...
Stormtrooper accuracy…
Sex Toys
Honey Badger FTW
That's no fair...she's hypnotizing her opponent.
So I found out I'm having a daughter. This was the future godfather's response to the news.
Have you ever been so excited about beer selection that you shut a banana in your car door?
From the first moment I saw you...
New microwave came with this button. Scared to press it...
How times have changed...
Chinese photoshop trolls work their magic.
I double dare you…
I don't like losing my chameleon. Problem solved.
Things men worry about…
Go ahead, do it
Your sister likes to ride what?
Squirt was super effective!
The new Xbox One
You’re not immune…
Comic Nails…
Wait, this can’t be true…
Meet me at...
"It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile."
A couple of my friends were double-amputees in Afghanistan. They all had this shirt when I went to visit them.
Pens just for ladies…
My favorite bromantic couple.
Didn’t mean to intrude…
Google Maps Privacy doesn't protect just us humans
Is there anything this man can’t do?
Captain's chair
Knitted Vikings
Cats vs. dogs: the final battle…
He met Bill Murray. And cried.
Stressed corals…
I knew I was given baby carryin' hips for a reason.
Let's play a game
I call it the "Aim Motivator"
Friend of mine took a profile picture. Photobombing Level: Expert
http://i.imgur.com/mlGEXw5.jpg
She's apparently got quite an appetite, too.
This is why I’m moving to London…
The best things about reading
Tickle tickle…
I scrolled past this...but then came back to it's truth.
Red knows how to navigate a conversation like a pro...
Challenge Accepted...
Meanwhile on Splash Mountain…
Racist Cat
Oh, the IRONy...
Brock would envy that man...
Leeeeerrrrooooyyyyy Jenkins!!!
Some day, that time will come…
Sums up my situation…
Every single morning of my life…
Problems Solved
Your argument is invalid
Dutch people will understand...
Deciding what to eat…
Never have I been so wrong…
Seeing a teacher outside class...
These teachers always come up with something new for their yearbook pictures and I love it every year!
That makes perfect sense…
Not enough matches in the world
Running in hotel hallways
Khaleesi…
I'm 330 months...
Ozzy the troll
Toronto, in a nutshell the leafs suck, the mayor just puffs
Your PIN
This show. Truly missed.
One Direction fans
Focus level: Infinite
Super Mario
Eventually, we will know what his evil plot is...
Time is good to some of us...
I keep blinking but something seems off...
Keep scratchin', girl...
It's going to be a rough 24hrs for both of us...
Am I the only one?
Legit question...
In a perfect world...
Best. Headline. Ever.
I have far more questions about his choice wardrobe...
Unpleasant outcome...
Mitch had the right idea...
Go ahead and bite my head. I don't even care...
God's real name...
Were there any bodies?
Despicable please?
Trying to feed my cat when suddenly...
Childhood lost...
Hey, man, just calm down!
An epic Pokefusion
Up, Up, and Away!
Just ACT Natural
What a lovely t-shirt
By their fruits shall ye know them...
When I stop at a red light by a highschool and all the 16/17y-o girls are wearing yoga pants
Slide To Unloki
Geographically-correct fried egg.
Idiot-free roads, FINALLY!
In case you don't know how things work...
Think of a card
So we lit a bonfire that ripped a hole in space/time. Why? For the glory of satan, of course...
Nothing says "I have a degree, but this is as far in life as I'll ever get" as much as this barista work of art
Good Guy Zach Galifianakis
This guy was at my gym today, taking things a bit too seriously...
Throne of Games
Tattoos. Tattoos, you get what you pay for
Ikea ain't got nothing on him!
Yahoo buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion summed up in one gif
The real human chainsaw.
Can't imagine many things more horrible...
Best insult ever...
He's only a fart away from death...
Seems legit...
Exams. A time where everything else becomes interesting.
The hardest things about living in New Zealand…
F*cking Amazing
Some of my friends on Facebook need to understand that life doesn't work like this.
Don't Forget Your Binoculars
Better than seeing frat guys bench...
No thanks, I'm good.
This should be standard protocol everywhere...
Gonna need a lot of glitter...
Friend fell asleep on the train. Just had to put the napkin there...
Motivation
There's always one teammate who just f*cks things up.
Soul takers
Long post; worth the read. Colbert's speech to UVA class of 2013.
Amazing. Kinda.
That intro...
That's So Raven
Apparently, dissent is not welcome...
There's always that one guy...
Human, halp!
It just makes more sense!
I'm Lovin' It.
That’s one way to eat Nutella…
Tonight. We feast.
Putting a swimming cap on like a boss…
Why is art so hard?
After years of begging...
Iceland electric poles…
Just photoshop...
Children react to new foods in slow motion.
Clothes of the future?
Johnny Depp giving Jack Sparrow's wig CPR
Game show idea.
A scene sure to induce a state of confusion in anyone...
Youtube shenanigans...
I read this in Cartman's voice, did you?
Inappropriate touching…
404
So, your favorite browser is IE?
And if you say gullible slowly it sounds like orange
Hank Hill on steaks. F*ck yeah.
Eat a Snickers
So that's why Marge hits Homer...
It's all in the hips...
Dueling Superheros: at least the Batcave is safe.
Truth grenade
Recreating ridiculous family pictures…
This. This is an awesome idea...
A fabulous sandwich...
Two kinds of people...
A town in Spain which is literally living under a rock...
Engineering level: god
Tragic forbidden love
They're tweaking the Star Wars franchise again. Ugh!
History. Funny stuff.
Hangover. Simpsons did it!
This needs to be my life...
Just not my day...
It must be great to have a sister like her…
Celebrities re-imagined as classic paintings
Shampoos these days…
A note from from a first grader. Growing old is gonna suck, apparently...
To the teens out there...
Friendship
Best default password. EVER.
You didn’t just imagine it…
He is begging you...
British Problems
Right in the middle of the feels…
You had one job, man! Misspelling words on the news
Way before YOLO existed…
Got your nose!
MMA at an all girls gym. The local kids always show up. It's like a peep show for them.
Black guy in my bed...
Immediately after sex.
Not an accomplice
It's a trap!
Meanwhile, in Japan...
An awesome tattoo idea...
Bonjour, Patrick!
Why I refuse to drink Almond milk...
Thanks for the heads up, Pokemon...
Pidgey found
Stay with me, John!
Kneel
Taking the creepy rape van to the next level...
Toph = Badass
Teen Logic
Who's with me?
I think we just found the bigger idiot...
Whenever I send a text message or picture...
So Grumpy...
A hero has been lost in my apartment building!! :(
A mechanical mind builds insects from old watch parts.
Your argument is invalid...
Super Nintendo memories...
How much would you tip if he could?
Monday is here...and you're looking at her
Wish upon a star...
Pretty much...
When out to dinner with my girlfriend and her parents...
The spells they cast...
Oh, Colbert...
Iron Penis
Best Simpsons quote
Just realized...
Those Japanese gymnasts are so flexible...
But, but, but - they're so hot.
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend's...
Would love to have a real Overly Attached Girlfriend...
I think it was someone's last day...
The truly Great Gatsby
Not a bad day, after all...
When I'm visiting my parents for dinner and it's time to do the dishes...
Plunger-Butt Mick
When I learned the cheerleader who dumped me in high school gained 120 pounds.
Toothpaste experiment gone wrong
Professor wore a tie AND a bow tie - next level professionalism
Crayon Rockets
Stinception
Preferred method of travel
Algebra...
So young. So honest.
There's a party going on in that truck...
Proud Will Smith
For everyone...including some Brits
How I feel at the end of every semester
Bringing back Coulson...
No dessert for you
Taylor Swift gives the best reaction to seeing a Justin Bieber kiss
He knows...
Tilas Tacos
Meanwhile in Japan...
To Those Who Are Graduating...
Using your microscope like a boss...
Black and blue in 3...2...1...
Killer cleavage
When I order the hottest dish at a Thai restaurant and the waiter says, "Are you sure?"
My experience with OkCupid...
'90s and earlier technology logic
Sometimes, this is the best response of all...
Dude, so inappropriate…
Latvia steps up its defense budget.
Reasons to date me...
Making yard tools seem really useful...
The vegan marathon runner...
At least he's parked correctly between the lines...
One of the best lines from Iron Man...
When my brother and I see each other after 2 years.
Woooo
Apply cold water
Some inspiration
Open your eyes, people...
When I overhear someone mention my name.
When the annoying child who has been kicking the back of my seat on the plane is now trying to eat his meal.
Pikachu has his derp on...
That pesky science guy
Told my girlfriend I was sleeping over at my friends house, she said to send sexy pics. We delivered.
Ahhhh, childhood...
They scream. A lot.
And then the jazz is blown out through a trumpet and shown on Youtube...
Peter Griffin, the new advice mallard
Those t-shirts are getting more action than me...
Sh*t just got real
Let's 'roll' out...
Me...for most of today.
Cannot Be Unseen...
Chair
I don't care if they're pink or not...I want these.
He will never have to come up with a new way to flirt
One gig to rule them all...
I think he's plotting...
Prepare to be hypnotised
If I had a portal gun...
What some people do in the name of love...
Wait for it...
I recently discovered lucid dreaming. This was me, becoming aware of my dream for the first time.
Why do these have to be so difficult?
Friend just bought a swingset for their son pedobear swingset
Need to take a break...
Wise words from Tyler
Those clever Brits
Inspirational Movie Fact 23
Roller coasters
She posted this pic of herself on Facebook. This is the reply from her cousin.
Saved this little guy from drowning today.
What schools worry about...
The obvious choice
Finally...he has the special effects he deserves...
Don't judge a book by its cover...
Running through white neighborhoods
Why I don't want to get out of bed...
Naps are tricky
I do the stupidest things...
True friends
Even bears play this game
Thor's Hammer
My precious...
Tattoos...
Spoiler alert
MRW I was accidentally handed the teacher's edition of a textbook...
I'm right here...
Mexican food
Paranormal Activity
Clever Mark
Salties are not okay... (Straya)
She joined in...
Heathen!
My white friend received this card for graduation.
Who's your favorite character?
opTHOMAS Prime
My response to the end of the latest Doctor Who...
The only fool-proof way of keeping track of the turtle...
Wingardium LeviBROsa
Hello there, just taking a bath if you don't mind.
Hmmm...
Parenting. Done Right?
Dildo
How it is possible that...?
Now go cry...
Bliss
Cute piggy is cute...
Living the dream...
And I always will...
So majestic...
First job out of college. We were supposed to be sexy robot aliens for a 13 year-old girl's birthday party.
The wonderful world of British village names
I'm ashamed of how many times I tried to grab that fry.
so the people i the movie arnt alive ? :/
Yolo Swag
When the person you're trying to troll, trolls you even harder...
Fifth Wheel Status: Achieved
Arrr!
He has a very good point.
For his glory
So easy to find...
I made a salad!
The cake guy has a good sense of humor. My mom was not so amused.
I still couldn't find it...
Angry Mop
Enemies of the heir beware!
Brown Coats
Goats playing on the trampoline. Can there be anything finer?
For when you need help in the sack and all else has failed, there's hope...
My Favorite Part of The Bible
I laughed way harder at this than I should have...
He held his breath the entire time he was in space...
Local bar posted this picture. Sounds like my kind of party.
Dis is my ball
Giving back to your best friend.
Original Star Trek always had the latest in special effects...
Zoinks!
The younger generation
So close...
Mom does daughter's hair for "crazy hair day" at school.
It's impossible to make fun of these guys...
Almost grabbed the one on the right until I noticed...
My Life Philosophy
I graduated from college today. This pretty much sums it up...
You know your school's full of rednecks when they have "Tractor Day."
Dug your mom's grave at work today.
Deadpool and Spiderman
Nailed it.
The kids at my high school found a new way to arrange the World Books.
The shop I work at has had some problems lately...
Definitely not a meme definitely not a meme
Sex Life of an Engineer Result I got for the above picture. The book is Machine Learning by Tom M. Mitchell
You know you're in a rough neighbourhood when the meat is in a security box
No box is too small...
When the guys at my college decided "accounting" needed to be rearranged... accounting
Crap...
When driving truck in your second job...
When your family hates rats...
Give me more water...
The award for most awkward boner goes to...
True Story
Stop
There Are Three Kind of Kings In This World
Thank you, but...
Bad to the bone...
Summer is coming...
I'd hire this guy just because he dared to put this on his van...
Happiest animal on the planet. Over a potato.
Stay classy, Steve
Freedom, eh?
This is a show I could get behind...
Hi class, I am Professor Oak.
A man walks into a zoo...
Don't touch my f*cking pizza.
George Takei vs. "Traditional" Marriage Advocates
Laughed when I saw this...
This will forever be my favorite Simpsons line
Roommate trimmed his beard in the sink and clogged. We made him clean it and he left this note...
Siri's final words...
Dad told me I got another parking ticket. Went outside and found this.
So loyal, too.
Exactly what happens to bass players
You know you're in the ghetto when...
Not the usual Leaning Tower of Pisa picture...
The History Channel
Dirty window art
Local cleaner always has the wittiest signage...
Socially Awkward Dawkins
Roadwork ahead. Please slow down.
Spiderman, you're making me nervous!
Senior boys at my school are dicks...
I'm not positive, but...
A red wine accident at our local bottle shop...
Clever advertising
The original
David Beckham's retirement is really affecting some people...
Extreme knitting
Excuse me sir, you got a bee on your back. Let me get that for you...
Gotta love Bender
Browsing the $5 CD's at Walmart...
...and broke it.
Every damn time.
It's Fabio's horse...
Smackdown
My friend's new 'stache
Where do you want to eat?
The ritual is COMPLETE!!!!!
Chris Hadfield - Coolest Astronaut Ever
Local dog rescue just posted this on their Facebook page
How my dog tells me he's hungry...
Life
Good guy photographer
Amish guy playing video games in Walmart. Living dangerously, bro.
So this girl fell asleep in my physics class today...
Super simple stuff
New book idea
Another romantic Facebook picture...
I wish I had a house that could do that...
Not always smooth...
I still love it...
I'd wear that...
Was watching some Robot Chicken when I noticed something odd about the episode names...
I don't think Coca-Cola will like this...
Was having a rotten day...until I saw this.
Clapping
Animal parent of the year Facebook wit
Mommy? Are you okay? Right in the childhood
This is my school's prom t-shirt...
Every time we get a package delivered to the office, someone slaps this on...
Too much sex problem
It never turns out right...
Check out the orange and yellow art work. Take my money...
The way product reviews should be done...
FFS Dan...
It was the right thing to do...
Every Smartphone needs a function like this!
Every cat owner will recognize this...
Doesn't give a single fuck...
I love it when companies do this...
I sling coffee in Colorado. This is what "tipping your barista" looks like here.
Barbie emulating real life
The times are changing
Me...when I leave school earlier than everyone else
I surrender...
FUS ROH DAYUM!
Thank you, teacher...this may be the only question I get right.
She's not the only one enjoying the music...
I give this 2 year old bonus points for creativity. Just don't make me use the toilet after he's finished.
Cast Away 2
Wife divorced me whilst in Afghanistan. I really miss her sometimes.
GF synced her phone with my Xbox and likes to interrupt my game with random pictures...
Doesn't make any sense...
May need to work on the sliding skills...
MFW my girlfriend says I'm doing a great job during foreplay...
Know the difference...
Supertroll
When subtitles go wrong...
The good old days...
So I went to the midnight premier in costume last night...
I'll miss these two...
OMG! That little girl fell down! Is she OK?
Female Arm wrestling is intense
My wife says she has found the male equivalent to bobby pins.
My roommate is a 23 year-old child...
Noooooooo!!!!
My brother sucks...
Some kids have a way of getting to the point...
Father of the year candidate right here...
Gave the little dog with no front legs some awesome arms. Like a boss!
I'll drink to that Drinks as cold as your ex's heart
I don't always find cardboard cut outs in the alley, but when I do...
That Face.
Hallway Trolling
Murder
One of us doesn't belong here...
Ron Jeremy on condom use.
Just something light-hearted to hopefully make you smile :)
Every woman wants to get hammered, not forced...
Picking Up Chicks With A Puppy
Why, Korea? Why?
I'm not alone
Robbie Collier...
Be careful what you ask for...
Today, on "Idiots From Around The World..."
I have lost all hope in my company's IT department...
Had to bring in a snack for our meeting at work. Some people refused to eat.
Dafuq did I just read?
Regular Show makes every day better...
I salute this kid
Almost Politically Correct Redneck...
He will free us!
This has always been true for me
Childhood Ruined...
A baby's laughter
The ol' "Bait and Hump" routine...
Now we play the waiting game...
Mwahahahaha!
If I could give my upvote directly to him, I would...
Gamer's Utopia
I found it.
Snail hunt, 3...2...1...GO!
Oh, rebel...
Dream girlfriend
An unfortunate font choice that caught me off guard...
AutographMan
Good Guy Sweden
Avengers who?
Leeeeeeerrrrroy Jenkins!
Truth In Advertising
This guy was trying to sell his porno on Facebook...
Eating cotton candy...in reverse.
You want me to kill her?
How do you chicken?
Plot twist
Some people are idiots
Awkward...
Do you suffer from stage fright?
Yeah, they really did...
If you know what I mean...
MRW I see that I got a 94 on my final, but it turns out that it was out of 200 points.
Do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch?
The last question on a math test...
So much nope...
On a scale of 1 to this flamingo, how confused are you?
It's always a beautiful day for gamers
Seriously, UPS? I'm 27 years old...
Give me some love, bro...
One-liner comedian Stewart Francis
Honey, I think I'm going to start going to the gym. Starting tomorrow...
They got away with so much more in the '90s...
I love getting packages in the mail.
And I am fluent in all of them. Every day. All day.
Pugs...so punny.
Hedgeula
Hardcore guy at the water park
World History
That's one way to lose a tooth...
Role reversal
So deep
Shut up...
Burn!
It's a short list...
When the Predator Becomes the Prey…
Park like this and...
That's because it's the only one I'll ever get...
I made you pi
Traffic congestion...even in Antarctica.
I've wondered that as well...
It's going to rain cats and dogs today. But, mainly, just a dog...
Anon visits Europe
Then again, Keith Richards could probably snort anthrax and be okay...
Dress code
At least she tried...
Before every moment...there is a moment.
Buster is confused...
That explains it
My dog now that the weather is nice...
Here in Alberta, the girls get rifles as graduation gifts.
Douche spotted
And we thought the candy van was scary...
New diet
Dumb white guy poses
Almost 2 PM, I think some of us need this...
Afrodite
Deep thoughts from Leo and Cameron
Suit up!
As an American, I'll admit I'm a bit jealous.
Kuzco meets the Disney Princesses
Urban Dictionary gets another one right. Urban Dictionary on porn addicts.
Ladies and gentlemen, please turn off all electronics prior to take off...
Have a seat!
Ridiculously Classy African Kid
Misheard Song Lyrics 90s Edition
Overly Attached Mom
Adulthood
Crime
It was awesome!
How to explain popular TV shows to different people...
Puberty: you're doing it right
Flash mob
Faith in Humanity
Two kinds of people
I'm lost
Potter logic
Another reason dogs are man's best friend...
He was such a good guy...
Probably not the best shirt to wear to your court hearing
10 more minutes...
That's racist!
If Goldilocks was a cat...
Leaving the store empty handed...
Checkmate
Burn o'clock
It's not unusual... to want to bring back the Carlton.
Promiscuous Gerudo
Batman is so FABULOUS!
World peace
Impeccable reasoning skills
"Mind if we swing by Petsmart real quick?"
First time he wore a hat. Super DERP.
I just wanted to hear a joke...
Say 'cheese'
The guy with extra bad snoring is single
The Patrick Stewart method of acting is gaining popularity...
Chris Hadfield was recently crowned King of Space in Kazakhstan
Oh, god...oh, god...oh, god. No! No! No! I'm surrounded!
So my friend 'accidentally' included a wrong link in his final research paper reference page...
Scumbag public transit
My roommate is an asshole.
British problems
No need to shoot it...I'll just catch it.
Smartass Dog
Nicely done. No one will ever notice.
Fun fact about sex
Iron Maiden
My daughter works at a movie theater, my son is a vegetarian. Scented candles for Trolldad.
I think we have a genius here.
Cats have it made.
Fishing and drinking
Bar on campus doing marketing right...
How my GF thinks my penis works...
Have you ever been so drunk that you decided to charge a wild elephant?
When you know you're getting old...
First world white people problems
A 5 second video of why everyone's so afraid of love...
Thug sh*t right here...
Admiral Ackbar Relationship Advice
There, there...human. It's going to be okay.
The meaning of a certain Albanian word...
Ironically, the most stupid song. Of all time.
Top 10 Myths About Introverts
Move out day
Awkward...
That is one smooth beard...
Today at the deli...
Nasty. Just nasty.
Finally fixed the iPad reception...
The farts are strong with this one...
So my girlfriend came over while i was gone. Apparently so did my friend.
Oh, wow! A Jellyfish!
Twerkin' on yo head, bitch
He loves Doctor Who...
Streaker at university library yells, "I'm done! I'm graduating!!"
Seriously?
The problem with living in your car
A new villain is created...
That feel when the boss music starts...
Love the taste of that sweet, sweet freedom. Thanks, Walmart.
A pug goes full derp...
Stop blowing
Good Guy Hyun-Jin Ryu: Plays catch with little boy in stands during Dodgers batting practice
6th grader advice to next years 6th grader; surprisingly deep.
Was enjoying the carnival, when I saw Minnie. Why, Minnie? Why?
Your mother's a whore for $1000 Trebek
Not every model gets the high fashion or make up gigs...
So, that's why they call Dallas "The Big D"...
How did you do that?
Whenever my wife sends me to the store alone...
Don't worry cat, I'll give you a lift...
Russian is strange...
So this drunk dumbass got himself trapped in a baby seat in McDonald's last night.
Local pizza place is serious about their parmesan
Scanning Amazon product reviews, when suddenly...
We Funeral Directors know where all the hidden gems are...
Detects and translates Internet language flawlessly
Kittycopter
Names. You're doing it right.
Just figured this out...
You high, bro?
Found this on my doorstep this morning...I love my neighbor.
I work in retail, and an old man handed me his business card after I helped him with his purchases. Rock on, you magnificent bastard.
Comedian Kurt Braunohler hired a sky writer to do this over LA
Seemed like the obvious answer
The LolSnaps Photoshop Battle, Edition IV
A sense of humor trumps everything
This flower is called the "Naked Hanging Men" for reasons that should be obvious...
Taco Bell is testing breakfast. Yes. I'd do that.
Took this picture of my kid while at a restaurant, I can't stop laughing at the guy in the back!
Badass
They're all like this...
The face of a defeated man and father.
Forgive and never forget. Wut?
FrozoneMan, RobinMan...
Twitter in Abraham Lincoln's day
Glad I attend such a credible university
Eyes
Brace yourselves for...standup
Getting used to gravity again...
Someone's creativity ran out somewhere along the way
Australia's capital city turns 100 this year. They made this turtle balloon with 10 nipples to celebrate. Wut?
The more you know...
This photographer managed to capture the exact moment I realized I hate running track.
Am I racist if this makes me giggle?
Buddha knows his sh*t...
How relationships work...
Flaming prick...
Prepare for downvotes, and make it double
I cried a little while reading this... (Straya)
So true...
This is how my day began. Should have stayed in bed.
Beavis and Butthead: showing no mercy to stupid questions
Wife bought a label maker to help get organized with our new daughter. I'm already finding it helpful.
Graduated from university. This is how the guy sitting next to me passed the time during the commencement ceremony.
Classy Robert Downey Jr
I will take your sacrifice, puny human. Now leave me in peace.
The price of admission
Majestic as f*ck
I can't be the only one.
Thermodynamics
Minnesota Love!
Taste the freedom!
Lines like this are why I love Adam Carolla's podcast.
You're confusing me, Macklemore...
Classic window note to someone who parked like an idiot
Never give up!
Stay away from my mom, Oedipus...
I wear your granddad's clothes. I look incredible.
That didn't come out right...
Fair enough
A bird eating a maggot isn't natural at all...*roll eyes*
I'll give it a week. That should do it...
I like to edit my wife's reminder notes.
When international news agencies photo fail...
She has the pass...
Open hardware architecture
He thought we shaved a gun...
Character breadth by the great actors
Posting a picture or a comment
Straight Pride
Opening a bottle like a boss...wait. What?
Scumbag couple
Every morning...
Never ask a troll for anything...
You win this time, cabbage...
If you can't remember these, you might be too young for LolSnaps
Hang on, Woody! I've got you!
Time to go to Sweden
Awesome WiFi name is awesome
Girl "used to play rugby in high school" and thinks she can tackle 315 lb. football player
Apple's legal team
Das Youtube Logic
Every time I think of the new Superman movie...
Freedom!
I present to you the Potoo: the most ridiculously unphotogenic bird ever
Plus, there's little fun 'Real Facts' on each lid...
I'm still waiting for Obama to put on his super suit...
Work Termination Report. One, in particular, caught my eye...
Yup, you guessed it: Asian baby.
Royal mail
Even kids have better pick up lines than I do.
Watched my friend struggle with his mouse for 5 minutes before he discovered this.
Still hungry...
Starting a band
Best campaign slogan ever
Shaving
I'm warning you, cat. Don't touch me. I told you, NO. Oh, okay...how 'bout that?
My sister got invited to a dress up party, guess which one she is.
Dyslexics untie!
When an artist goes through a "Sloth Period"...
Justin Bieber was on the Simpsons...and this is why I will always love the Simpsons. Justin Bieber appeared on the Simpsons. They warned the audience about it during the show.
Productive day at work so far...
Till death do we party...
Came for boobs, stayed for art.
So fabulous.
Is that a slingshot?
Protesting the ludicrous idea of an Abercrombie and Fitch store on Savile Row...dapper as fuck.
Harder Better Faster
Yet another unrealistic expectation for women...
This is what playing with your food is all about...
Amazing Norwegian proposal!
Oooh, the hurt...
Intolerance
Overlord Manatee
More like Incestry.com...
Whenever my server comes over to ask how my meal is...
I'm a big fan.
I love Golden Gaytimes!
Not enough earth-threatening situations for my liking
He lives!
Introducing Super Hans and Peep Show
Perfect screenshot
Whoa, calm down…
My sentiments exactly
Team Rocket
Royal brothers
Michael Bay logic
Jose Flanders
Pockets
They really didn't need to change that one...
You might want to filter your thoughts before putting them on the internet
That explains it!
Fez diagram
Went to a family gathering of my very religious family. Cousin served these...no one noticed.
Mother's Day...2 attempts and 2 miles later, this was my gift to her today
Just had a heart attack at work. Who does this!?
This is why you run your URL past someone before you register it.
Well, that escalated quickly...
Hallmark was running out of mother's day cards so I had to improvise...
There are subtle details that give Americans away when they visit us here in Canada...
Best girlfriend
Virgins are like unicorns now...
Stop, drop, and roll. Cat style.
How the current generation will act in 40-50 years.
The real love story of Futurama.
Now Alfred's just trolling Bruce Wayne
A tornado sucking up a rainbow. And all my dreams with it.
So I saw Kate Upton's photoshoot...
Cumberbatch with his Cumberbitches.
Humor is an important part of anything worthwhile...
High School
Thank you, kind stranger...
I am a simple man with simple dreams.
Astronaut Chris Hadfield bids adieu to ISS with "Space Oddity" cover.
I'm looking forward to it...
Flour child
Spiders
It's simple...
Trying to understand women...
Eyes on the prize, tiger. Eyes on the prize.
For all those who want to know what happened to The Fellowship...
Went to take a piss. Foiled!
No spell check that is not what I meant
Running up the stairs
Winking in real life...
Just realized this...
I think I dated this girl for a while...
If your girlfriend looks like this...
The only way to get my people angry
That's one whale of a cloud
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Scumbag DayQuil
People who hide Voldemort in their head-wraps would deny it.
Damn right...he lifts.
My gay-bro friend said this to me... He was very adamant about it.
I am the god of hellfire...
Google knows what's up...
Some surprises are good. Others...not so much.
The Crooked House. It straightens out after a few pints.
Hi der...
Sexually forward candy bar.
Motorboating 101
My friend made me the most manly hat I will ever own.
Alcohol accelerated human stupidity
You don't need a 3500HD to pull a trailer when you've got and old school VW Beetle.
Wife went to the bathroom and came back to find this. Busted. Couldn't get it off.
Paused Beauty and the Beast at exactly the right (or wrong...) moment
Just what exactly is going on at Grandmas?
So, I turned 18 yesterday and this was my cake. I'm a guy.
When it doesn't come out of your mouth the way your brain intended...
Scumbag America
Welcome to rock bottom
That's what I like to hear Siri
Face Palm or Face Plant... You make the call.
Window separates momma and kitten
The restaurant we went to for Mother's Day brunch had these in the men's restroom.
They were all once cheerleaders
When my girlfriend isn't in the mood...
The awkward section
Well now I really want to buy it...
Am I the only one who...?
The reason Spiderman wasn't in the Avengers...
Long haul trucking
I don't care if I am an Assassin...
I share this challenge
When a billionaire loses a bet [more info in "Source"]
The rape game
Funny how everything changes as an expecting dad when you find out you're having a girl...
I appreciate the invitation, but...NO.
Gatorade exploded in the freezer
Found this kitten warmer online
A perfect Mother's Day gift
Just me?
Happy Mother's Day!
Kermit the Frog on roles he has turned down.
Beliebers
I'm done, bitch.
Angry Birds
To be honest, anything's better than the Westboro Baptist Church
That's how it's done.
Why would the yearbook committee think this is a good idea?
Terrifying banana peel
He hobbled into my class telling the professor he wasn't able to finish his project because of his injury the day before, well played.
Guys will always look...
The truest warning ever...
Seriously adorable
The only one of these I'll accept...
Introducing the denim 5K
Pl...please don't eat me D:
Working on my Russian GF's computer when I faced the most intense decision of my life (I don't speak Russian)
That horrendous "full" feeling
One month away from becoming a father. This is the onesie I bought today.
This is how conversations with my dad about technology go.
My granny's smartcar. It spins when she's driving.
F*ck!
Welcome to adulthood
Beardie gives zero f*cks.
Yeah, its Will Ferrel's prom picture.
Smart business: How CVS boosted chocolate sales this year.
She fell into a burning ring of fire...toss her the aloe please
Gets me every time.
Asked her if she could hold my coffee...
I'm pretty sure this is what colleges are doing with our money...
12:03 am on Mother's day at CVS. It begins...
Your pizza shall remain safe with me - _ -
True love
Silly firetruck
Just Sarah...
People’s reaction to my attempts to grow a beard.
Tom Hiddlestons face
Going out and being social
Ladies, why can't it be this easy?
He demands your enthusiasm!
We all imagined this as children...
Well, you're wrong YouTube
You may think you're cool...
Sometimes I wonder about myself...
So I tried to finish up my girlfriend's drawing of a Tiger...
No wonder Quagmire hates him
Brother sent me a check. He thinks he's so funny...made the teller blush
No Dammit! I don't wanna switch my car insurance!
They didn't have a flag for the national anthem, so they had to improvise
What pythons are really like...
Peter Pun
My friend Sean told the barista his name was Sean with an "ea"
Why grandmas are so nice
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly in the pursuit of an Oscar
Good guy Canadian bike thief is sorry.
Wait. What? How?
Cake of Thrones
GTA Taxi Driver Logic
Barney always scared me as a child
Not a trace of doubt in his mind?
I can see why the frog changed his mind...
Giddyup, motherfucker!
Bathroom Graffiti: Those neo-nazis are some smart motherf*ckers...
Facebook in a nutshell
Guys, Ameristralia is actually happening
Old, but it still works
I sorta feel bad for laughing
Finding love...
The Great Escape
Just inexcusable...
A little lesbian porn before Talmud study today...
Vagina? My name is VIRGINIA!
Spacing between words when Googling makes all the difference
I'll tell you where you can stick your Heil...
Bowser, is that you?
The Great Gatbsy summarized.
Batman's special center belt button
Do we really have to wear these when we ride?
I can no longer live a lie...
F*ck the police
Classic Burns
No one can ever take this away from me.
Good Guy RDJ
The most difficult decision of my childhood...
Just me and my ramen...
The bike trail friend
Running
'90s kids
I'd say they're getting along just great...
Someone asked my kid if he volunteered to do yard work this morning. He responded thusly.
The only conclusion...
Reece being Reece
Bubble butt
Dealing with spiders
Truth.
Taste the Communism
Oh, Tinky Winky...
Just when I get to that awesome part in a dream...
Best Part in 500 Days
The Justice League
Happens for me whenever Seattle is mentioned...
Technically correct, so... comedian victorias secret quote
My brother is a dick.
So I work at a church, in the children's department, and this was on the wall when I came into work.
I think my neighbor might be dead...
That "nothing can stop me" kind of feeling
MewTwo
Woody is so versatile...
Eau de Pokemon
I believe the most important part of having a cat is embarrassing or annoying it as often as possible
*puts on sunglasses*
Anything's better than the "Toilet Paper Waddle"
The perfect dessert
Um...NO.
Doing a good deed and following her faith
Challenge accepted...
Cars people have
Do these exist anywhere in our universe other than doctors' offices?
My engineering final
4460532800218528
This woman finds working out to be much more effective when someone is pooping nearby.
Awkward dinner conversations...
Cropping
Solid break up advice anyone will understand...
Scumbag teeth
This has far too many applications to the internet to NOT share it with the LolSnaps community
Rules for dating my daughter
It pleases me to see that this is the proper method to weigh an owl.
One of my classmates' senior picture. Bravo my friend.
Spring has come. For now.
Adorable baby sloth
Asking her to the prom...
Silly Potter
The advantage of being Robert Downey Jr.
Mad love...
Deadpool's just following the rules: Step 1: cut a hole in a box Step 2: put your junk in that box Step 3: make her open the box
His logic is sound
That's racist!
Science
I need to try this...
"Bitch please, I'm a Gryffindor"
There is a limit, you know...
Well that was an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.
We have different dreams
Gisney
This is why I love deadpool...
Gary Motherf***ing Oak
The Jennifer Lawrence appeal...
The king has returned...
You were the best I've ever had. We did it little buddy. RIP.
Took a few seconds to figure this one out
Oh Billy...
My favorite book to read in public...
WTF, Greg?
Time magazine
When a Kardashian goes to the pool...
D'awwwww. 10/10 would let bystander die if this baby was trying to perform CPR.
Hipsters, your king is in the store.
Someone on the yearbook editorial committee was slacking on the job...
Nailed It.
Oh, Kenan...
Moved to Canada the first thing I noticed was how kinky the cereal was here.
Only in China. Looking through a gift shop, when...
Moo Moo motherfucker!
What i think a blind date would be like...
How to get laid in Russia: 1) get decent car 2) stand next to the car 3) wait
Keep telling my girlfriend she doesn't need to do this, but she keeps thinking it will lose power. FML.
Spend the day with Overly Attached Girl...or your mother?
Since 1973, the original bottled water.
My kind of drum circle!
From a 3rd grade student. Wish my brain was like that...
Improvise, adapt, overcome
It's the weekend! Get out and have some fun!
Celebrities reading mean tweets #4
"Don't even fucking jump! You know how much paper work I'd need to fill out?! Shit."
It's rare, but I love it when this happens...
Cat tries on a vest. He's making a bigger deal out of it than he has to.
Giving credit when due
Mother of God...literally.
So ghetto...
Why do they do this to us?
It's not window shopping, it's TAB shopping...
Accio Imodium!
Why, mum? Why did you have to say that?
He's even good at doodling...
I do computer repair. This was a new record.
Trolling done right
The importance of accent marks
I have an extensive cheese collection...
The Joker gets it...
Not a bad idea...
I think I just got trolled...
Bane dog
Taylor Swift in a nutshell.
This guy grades kid's artwork
Someone remembered it was Friday and made the obvious choice...
Caught my boyfriend sleeping with Kim Kardashian...
They thought they met Macklemore...
Aaaand it's gone!
I loved Sneep...
High School Student giving it to the teacher. Pass the popcorn please, I'm heading to the comment section.
It's just what he does...
CNN tries, but fails miserably…
So many options
WTF am I looking at?
Friend's wedding invitation. Apparently, marriage is a frightening event. Friend's wedding invitation!!! Not sure if his true feelings or just another fail!!!
Turd bomb in 3...2...1...
Eat your cereal, Gosling!
Me, when I notice all my bros at the party have left and it's only girls talking about Glee...
What a mean bastard...
I think women everywhere would prefer this kind of system...
When someone asks you what you did with your time before you found the Internet
Without fail
Seems legit...
Good parenting
Free Stuff
Patrick Stewart could conquer the world
Horrible foot-in-mouth experience...
The hero we need...
Is it...?
Time to go outside and enjoy the spring...
I resemble that statement!
Perfect
Conspiring Boxes
Bad Joke Eel
Scumbag Psychic Sylvia Browne
Chun Li - Real Life Lightning Kick
Sometimes the brain refuses to cooperate
I am using this font for all my future essays...
How to submit your résumé so it has a better chance of getting past the automated parser. You're welcome.
I wish my controller did that
Yup, my dog is now bumping and grinding with the couch.
Confused conversation
Dead Giveaway - Charles Ramsey Songified
Gamer problems
My Dad is an Ass.
We all have that special friend...
Securing position
I am Mrs. Nesbit!
...and I'm having nightmares...
A moment of pure joy...
Tony Stark
You can change the direction of the train if you concentrate
Finally a "real woman" post I can get behind.
Marketers hard at work...
As a soon-to-be first time dad, I was prepared to find duck face shots of my daughter eventually. I never dreamed it would be this soon.
Happens to me every time...
Two kinds of people
The toilet stopped flushing. He felt obligated to warn the innocent.
Up top!
Pro's and con's of living with Gandalf
I just want to be fabulous.
Looking forward to this scene in the upcoming Superman movie...
She Was Nowhere Near His Mouth
I see your stock photo post and raise you with the legend of stock photo
Quitting my job today. Leaving this as my Out of Office message.
If I had written some of the scenes in The Avengers...
Adam Sandler
It really is possible...
When I see a picture and I think it's a .gif
Fake spider decorations
Confession Kid
Wait for it....
First impressions are the most important
My face when I am with a couple who are fighting.
Cringe Worthy Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin...
This is why we can't go to nice places...
I think you have the programmer meme wrong. THIS is what we really look like all day.
I drive by this house everyday and just noticed this guy.
My kind of drug
Schwing!
My new favorite 'screw you' gif.
Sassy cat needs to be slapped...
Double twist
Yeah, it's cute. But she's really saying, "I'll destroy everything you love and murder your whole family if you come any closer"
This is going to sound crazy but a handicapped gentlemen slept with my uncle.
Real men...
Changing the password
How television has helped me...
Even the pie in Australia is deadly.
Kelso Reverso
High five!
Ms. Frizzle took the kids through the wrong neighborhood...
Best buddies
Rule 34 in action. Yes, this is a real porn video.
Don't mind me...I'm just walking my bear on a public beach.
Good morning, internet.
Some people get all the talent...
Well played, Barnes and Noble.
As a designer, I see a lot of stock photos. This one takes the cake as the weirdest.
I found the true plot in Django Unchained and it's not about slavery
Cool and innovative fast food packaging. That is all.
Had a Sub teacher in class today, and all she did was look at First World Problem Cat memes for 80 minutes.
Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky...
Donkey finds Peeta
Why you should masturbate
Homer's view of married life
Outside a new building that's being erected
Damn you Gary!
At some point, all programmers will experience this.
One, Two, Three... Nine, Ten, Onety-One, Onety-Two...
If you're a little nervous about talking with your GF about this subject, send her this classy invitation.
Benedict Cumberbatch fans…
The worst throw ever. Of all time.
8 Very Cool Disney Princess Pinup Tattoos…
Wow thanks, Hooters! You know exactly what my mom likes!
Dentist reminder card
There is just no reason to laugh at this. But, yet, I did.
The proper way to fix duckface photos…
Head turning advertising. Get it? Head turning? Okay, I'll leave...
This thing is pissing me off more than it should.
Who needs to brush the cat, when you can just cat the brush
Big brother doing it right...
After all these 3D printing breakthroughs...
The Difference Between Captain America and Deadpool
My dad's new profile picture
...Aaaand Im just standin' here, drinking.
Punny
Little Iron Man
Definitely need to meet the neighbors.
Legally Baggins Mistype from google. Legally Blonde based on The Hobbit
Pssst...c'mere
I slept well and...
Celebrities as real life Disney characters…
Walmart never fails to fail.
RC-XD inbound!
Human logic. Wait...what?
Time to make new friends, I guess...
This is what happens when I'm left alone with inanimate objects.
Kitty rescued by US Marine in Afghanistan…
What my dog must think when he shits on the carpet and then walks away.
Alas, failure again...
This guy was sitting in the restaurant with his back to the door...
I present to you Mike Jeffries, CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch. Too ugly to work at his own stores.
Worth it.
Daft Punk is advertising their new album everywhere... EVERYWHERE
I'd watch it...
No one escapes the Kissing Cam
The real confession bear...
Of all the prices they could have set for this product...
My girlfriend and I work in the same building. She forgot her wallet today.
Mom just sent me this asking why the projector wasn't working...
Everybody ready... INTERNET FIGHT!!!
Good save, Varouj.
Good Guy Penis
Oh, Europe...
Tim Duncan's accidental photobomb
Every time
The internet summarized in one post...
Otherwise, the entire experience is ruined...
I think my wall enjoys it...
Secret spinoff
Finding friends on the internet. More literal than I'd like to admit.
They said I could be anything...
Press conference done the Russian way.
How to troll ants (because, yes...my life is boring!)
Can humans eat dog treats? lick my nuts, please.
Meanwhile, in news from the Philippines...
Anderson Cooper asked Charles Ramsey if he'd like a reward...
Who says romance is dead?
True
The best bromance ever...
Bathroom elephant is your friend
Seems like a legit answer.
We all need a hug
The infallible logic of Troy Barnes.
Is this real life?
When your phone is trapped in the crack between the car seat and the door while driving...
Which book should I buy?
That frightening moment...
Burn!!!
Poor bunny...
Evil walks among us...
Judgement Day
The new Kim Kardashian Couch Collection
What Goes Around...Comes Around
Oh, Ellen...
My neighbor is going to find this when they get home...
Definition of stress
Let me rescue you, Mr. Sheep. There you gooooooooooooo...sorry!
My hero...
Finally revealed what really goes on in the women's bathroom...
The Hero Cleveland Deserves
The power of barking
PSA 'And Now You Know' - Ordering Chinese Food
Experts say that daily exercise routines should be fun and exciting
In response to the local underage drinking bust post
My kitchen 2 hours after I started studying for finals
Three Strikes, You're Out! Kiss Cam gone wrong!
Who wore it better?
A different kind of kissing booth
Very wise dentist
Shit people ask me.
Family friendly, say you?
Get it together, humanity!
No Tony, no!
Speling maters...
Apply some ice to that burn!
Meanwhile, in Chicago...
File under: Things that make me smile
In the wild, there is no healthcare...
There are some questions you just can’t ask in a comic book store…
Oh cool, I found my doppelganger and he even lives in my home town!
The Hufflepuff Theory
My sense of humor is very refined...
Some days, it just doesn't go your way
At this stage in my life this would be the most horrifying movie ever.
This is why Batman is the best.
A students worst test-taking nightmare
Okay, what the hell is going on over there in Poland?
I knew it! The secret to a long life...
Wrong number texting brocode...
An honest book dedication...
No more donuts!
"You're a monster!" - The Gingerbread Man
Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker
Wait...what?
I, for one, do not want my '90s back.
You're not very nice
Late night thinking about school, a career, and the rest of my life...
Big lock
Ron + Draco = [FIXED]
Man's best friend...
It was only a matter of time...
That's what brothers are for...
Imagination can be a wonderful thing
And you thought you were dizzy because you drank too much...
Some legit shout outs
Every morning...
Portugal was bragging about having two freedom days...
Makes sense...
Apparently doctors have been spelling it wrong this entire time.. all timers alzheimers facebook fail spelling america
We told our girl friends we would make out on the roller coaster if they did...
He forgot the lighter...
Does anyone have a better idea?
The Westboro Baptist Church might finally get what they deserve...
Daniel Crabgif
When the wife asks me why I'm getting drunk on a weekday night...
Laser pinball
Google Streetview makes half a cat.
Motivation to break my neck in the coolest ways. Awesome people doing awesome things.
More like Cute-ulhu...
And now, Weekend Update
I'm terrible for laughing at this...
New 'Man of Steel' Superman poster explained...
When my girlfriend wanted to know why I used damn near half a roll of toilet paper, this was the only analogy that came to mind...
Sat down to watch a little baseball. Looks like America has a new favorite pastime...
Malcolm's mom knew exactly how life worked...
Found out I'm lactose intolerant. First trip to Five Guys Hamburgers when the cashier asked if I wanted cheese on my burger
I always thought Wile E. Coyote was a true artiste
Worst. Drinks. Ever.
Excuse us, but WTF are you doing?
A bunch of kids made the local paper for underage drinking. One girl had no fucks to give.
Watching a Harvard lecture online when suddenly...
My typical day at work...
I wonder what these things smell like... WOW! Abort!
Sweet, but not the image I wanted floating in my head...
Witches and watches
How to Start a Fight
I think their poor hot air balloon did most of the carrying.
The luckiest man alive
The more you know...
Am I the only one to notice this?
Giddyup, cowboy!
"I'll Antique YOUR Roadshow..."
In millions of years...
Every morning...
Shut up, Coke.
Keeping the kids entertained for hours...
Another reason to absolutely love Gene Wilder
Cosplay
That penny felt so good...
But, why...?
If you look really closely, there's a ghost in this cemetery...
Please don't do this...
Not the birthday gift you want to receive from your parents...
As an American, I find this one of my favorite things about Top Gear.
The first thing I thought of when I drove by...
Confession Kid
Someone needs to make this...
You had one job...
Well, this looks strangely familiar...
I've made a huge mistake: Kanye West edition
Classic quote from Charles Ramsey...the guy who saved 3 kidnapped girls in Ohio.
Pooping at work...
Wait a second...
Only in Canada...
Some finals week perspective appeared on my door...
Getting real tired of your shit, Snape...
Gonna be a bear
What's the worst thing your parents caught you doing?
How to completely disable someone in 5 seconds.
Compilation of random acts of kindness. All in Russia.
Endless entertainment
Guess what color of dress she wore that day?
Iron Patriot
A very important question
How I imagine Colorado smokers when they found out $40M of pot tax money is going to public education
Awesome Lego Helm's Deep
This right here is truth...
Bra sale
The jackpot is growing
EA publishing Star Wars games and gamers aren't happy...
Dem feels
Pulled an office prank, my co-workers were not amused...
Three types of people
My new license plate. I am such a juvenile...
Mother of God
When a day goes from bad to worse...
Gangster goose
Let me introduce you to my sister...
When the wife asks me if I ate all the bacon in the fridge.
The logic is sound.
Believe me...I tried.
Prom
Genius!
My confession about every friend that is a girl...
Commitment to the gag is strong with this one...
For the ladies...a male version of Hooters.
I found headphones that don't allow you to play music.
Our RA posted this everywhere for finals...nailed it.
CENSORED- AT&T Commercial (not sure how long this will remain on Youtube)
One of the biggest plot twists in history...
This happens way too often...
More dangerous than texting...
My favorite scene from American Dad
My 5 year old brother did his best to tell us what he wanted for dinner...
Those were the days...
Damn parents.
Conservatives talking about Obama...
Losing your virginity...
I'm not sure how I feel about this...
Meanwhile in England...
How I know today will be a good day...
How to open a beer is Australia
We feel you...
I prefer going with the flow...
Wife is pregnant...
What a beautiful, majestic...oops
I have OCD...
Apple lawsuit incoming!
Feels
Life's a bitch...
I find this parking acceptable
Probably my favorite subtle scene from The Naked Gun
I know porn isn't known for high production value...but that's an iPod touch
My captcha just went full Velma...
Cat logic
Ugly puppy
Immigration. How quickly we forget.
Physics. Never really needed in cartoons.
Stanky
Story of my life...
A welder friend lost a bet and had to fork over a bottle of booze. This is how he "gift wrapped" it.
Try going around them but gets cut off by someone walking other way.
Games > School Notes
No matter when you were born, your childhood was awesome...
Only in your dreams...
A Portland obituary had some recognizable names...
Monday mornings...
Yes. Yes, you are...
Mom knows how to get the message across...
Well, shucks. Back to the drawing board.
Absolutely true.
Ding dong, motherfucker.
The human experience rarely makes sense...
Bathroom signage
A new source of income...
My life summarized by Homer Simpson...
Perfect timing, kid...
I've never understood this...
He fought the good fight...
The shirt that says, "stay the fuck away from me..."
Gotta love the classics...
Scumbag 'Murica...
Hate it when that happens.
Very true, indeed...
We need a plague that kills only idiots
Just when I think me and my girlfriend are done arguing...
Intruder detected
Well, that changes things...
Couples in school...
Every school bus-riding kid's dream...
If you're gonna have kids, you might as well have fun with the whole thing...
The fashion police should print more good advice into clothing
We are tracking what my son eats because of recent allergic reactions. We found this after one of my friends visited.
Well, if you keep it a secret...
You can't put a giant pool of balls in the middle of Walmart and NOT expect this to happen...
Wrong question
What my mother wrote on my sister's underwear...
What are these damn wristbands made out of and why aren't we using it to protect our troops?
Kidz bop
Scientists have way too much time on their hands...
Stupid Gloves
Scumbag brain
I like this interpretation of spanking the monkey...
Motherfuckin' Hydrogen
An awesome use of Howlers...
Overcoming your fear of the dark...
I'm about to ruin these two virgins.
Please return this bill to me...
My friends sent me a picture of them playing airsoft. I added a caption; they didn't find it as funny as I did.
Iron Badasses
Two people caught doing the nasty in a port a potty. A crowd gathered to watch them make the walk of shame.
Muahahahaha!
As a recent convert to Game of Thrones...
Upon further examination...
Politicians in general. Nailed it.
If I ever feel stupid...
Just searching for a place I'll fit in...
Magic Cat-in-the-Box.
My brother flexing with his son...
Must have been one hell of a picnic...
Mom's logic
Snaughling
And this is why I don't get books from the school library (spoilers)
Everywhere I look reminds me of her...
I... I just...no...
Perfect temperature for a hotdog roast...
My education in a nutshell.
And we all lover winners...
One of my favorite Andy moments from Parks and Recreation
Go home street lights. You're drunk.
The most ridiculous stunt by MacGyver
The little touches I've always loved in The Simpsons...
My approach to a relationship...
My school had a masquerade dance yesterday and I decided to drop by...
Saw this 'arrrrr-vee' on the highway today...
Demetri Martin
Rowling did it again!
Well played, USAF
Oops!
Some of these motherfuckin silk weavers have mad skillz
Charlie F*cking Sheen
Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
How women win arguments...
Plus Calcium?
Suddenly, beer for everyone...
Two kinds of people...
Hope my history teacher has a sense of humor...
Hostage
But don't stop wearing it...
Birthday cakes and singing
Mr. Rogers
If Harry Potter had been an Disney animated film...
Casper
Sherlock Khan?
Challenge Accepted
Throw me the ball!
At least learn why you're binge drinking and acting like an ass...
As a fellow living in "the country", I have to agree that this picture is mostly true.
Told the guy at Taco Bell fuck the beans, and that's just what he did...
How I see it...
Hey, guys...I think we can turn this into a meme.
Classic: 'Let's take a picture of our food and post it on the internet'
But in her defense...she is hot.
An actor's best work...
If you're sad...
Voldemort in The Lion King
Is Google male or female?
Why Not Let People Have Their Own Hobbies?
All the time...
My brother in 1997 being a total pimp as Superman.
How to exercise your spine. In the extreme.
Where would I be without her?
Starting a band
Give It Thirteen to Fifteen Years...
Life without farms...
The trouble with shopping as a lonely college guy...
How to Make Your Very Own Pokémon
Plenty of fish in the sea...
Me when I see a pretty girl sitting alone at a party...
Henry VIII - The Original Bender
Sweet. A free box.
How to win at being a pirate...
Removing a splinter
Happiness is having a bed full of stuffed animals...
Every Sunday morning...
What if it only happened after midnight?
The cry for help
Jack Whitehall
In the Twilight Hours Between May the Fourth & Cinco de Mayo... One Hero Arises.
My friend and I were drunk photoshopping last night. Forgot we made this.
Feel old yet?
He was upset to find out they were dead.
Woop, woop, woop...
Google Glass reality disconnect...
A love story...
They couldn't join the rebel force or their families would die...
Saw this in the photo section at Walmart...
Eat a Snickers
You had one job...
Love this show...
Found this guy in my school's yearbook.
Bad luck, indeed...
Well, he made this picture already more awkward than it already was...
Dean
Gamers understand...
I'm glad Siri can ignore road rage.
Sudden clarity
My drunk friend said "Look, she's trying to withdraw a jacket"
Westboro Baptist Church may have picked the wrong target...
Can you relate?
Trust me, it works...
He understands the rules while my girlfriend is around...
Really loud...
No I don't!
The true feeling of success
I'm going to hell for this...
Protection
Because we all know this chair won't stop you from falling backwards on your ass...
Your eggs, where do they come from? Is cheese really mold? Shit, this could be an expensive breakfast.
Who's the funniest Disney princess?
Co-worker is out of town. I wonder if he'll notice...
Look what I brought home!
Picard looks a little Lost.
Trolled by students...
Facial hair
Cheater?
Why, human? Why have you done this to me?
Words of Wisdom
A better bible...
I'm so drun...woooh I can fly :D
If only there was a way around this fortress of security...
Pimp Vader: I find your lack of hoes disturbing...
The Big Boob Theory
F-14 TomCAT
How I feel now that finals are over and summer vacation is starting...
The existential crisis of the college student
Yes. Would watch this. Not sure about the singing, though...
Old as the internet, but made me chuckle again...
This is why aliens don't talk to us...
Get on it, Pixar!
Waiting. For Forever.
Low prices...
If gamers could change the Star Wars dialogue...
She found our secret clubhouse...
Eye protection is always important...
You shall not pass...
I approve of this graffiti...
I'm a 34 year-old man who enjoy action and adventure movies. This is what my children have done to my Netflix account.
Talking to your crush
Duckzilla
She must be so proud of her daddy...
One of my favorite movies...
WTF?
Because it's Japan, that's why...
May the 4th be with you...
Happy Star Wars Day!
He almost got *puts on sunglasses* Darth Mauled.
When you hear someone speaking a different language...
May the Fourth Be With You...
Thanks, grass eaters...
Reasons guys are the best secret agents...
Today is May 4th and you're on the internet. This is about as relevant as it gets.
Mception
Flower language...
Truth
What is this photogenic baby thinking?
So much nope.
Soda pop cans everywhere...
Nailed it!
I think 'awwwwww' describes this well...
Best wedding photo ever
It all makes sense now!
Scumbag Stephanie
Goddess...
'Murica
How I imagine people will be once Google Glass comes out...
Did your kid ever poop in a corner?
My mom sent me an old photo of myself and asked me to touch it up...
The Spectrum of Good and Evil
When your friends hate your pregnant girlfriend...
Fell down the escalator, but I tell people it was a bear attack.
Meanwhile, at pizza establishments throughout Vancouver...
Therapeutic...
Happy weekend, Charlie Kelly style...
First world problems
Nursing
Game Logic
Such a missed opportunity. How could you possibly not call it Green Eggs and HAMburgers?
So I was looking for a mother's day present for my mom...
World's Fastest Fast Food Drive-Thru Service!
Don't you dare question his methods...
The feeling when starting an amazing game
Gimme some of that yummy demolition of flesh, please.
Exactly...
Cat vs Fishtank
Baby Jack
The '80s
Finish her, Daryl...
Adding a little Oreo love...
Bad influence
Looking for a summer job goes something like this...
I'm getting tired of your bullshit, life...
Good ol' Oddparents...
Something, something, something...only in Japan.
He was a bouy, she was a gull. How can I make it anymore obvious?
Proof that censorship kills.
Like...Whoa!
Roses are red...
Selfies...
Tortoise wearing a sweater. Stegatortoise.
Snakes on a plane...
MRW a freshman tried to argue with our evolutionary genetics professor by using bible quotes.
It isn't obvious?
Don't get me started on clothes...
I'm not ashamed to admit I watched it...
This applies to Sherlock, too...
Epic sidewalk advertising
Why not both?
Seems legit...
Heard meowing from the hallway; traps finally worked!
Internet company told me I'll be without service for the weekend while they upgrade their system...
What part of "beware of dog" did you misunderstand?
What happens when you enjoy yourself too much in the sun...
When thrift shop is stuck in my head I sing these lyrics
Keeping the dog entertained...all day long.
Ladies, stop buying Cosmo magazine. Guys are much more simple than you've been led to believe...
The hero America needs.
Did you know this?
Among the funny pictures, I thought you people should learn something too. You're welcome.
Fenway the dog wishes his master a Happy Birthday
They see me rollin'...
Aroused...
He's got a point. Smartass answer on Yahoo! answers implying that sex equals rape in NY
MRW my ex was 5 minutes late to our final and the professor wouldn't let her in...
Genius
I can't be the only one...
Gay Avenger
I'm expecting a knockout any moment now...
And this is why no one plays HORSE with Timmy
Every time.
Coworker handed me this then walked into the bathroom
"I meant to do this. Now help me down and forget it ever happened."
The classic girl next door crush
Playing Cards Against Humanity, when this came together...
Water fountain with wi-fi...
Making your car look jacked...
Outside time!
In my defense, that Vlasic stork is kind of shady...
...All the posts about 'Finals Week.'
The local coffee shop loves to mess with McDonalds.
Putin paying attention...
End of semester presentations. He takes homework and school serious. I like this guy.
I want my money back.
Why was my grade so low?
My favorite minimalist movie poster. Wait for it...
This argument has been used already...
I wonder if anyone heard it fall...
Happy Friday everyone!
Grandpa
No sign of intelligence...
What's the Worst That Could Happen?
Their Starchichlorian Count Was Too Damn Low...
Plus, you have food...
He is Risen
Call of Duty Logic
You're so sweet...
The internet is trying to break up with me...
It's all yours...
It's always a one-sided conversation...
The tables are turned...
Had a mini heart attack when I looked up n saw this. Trampoline developed a hole. She thought it was hilarious.
Where does he get all the money?
Sounds good to me.
Pretty colors
Leeeroy Jeeenkins!
Good game, good game, fuck you, good game.
Well, at least my teeth don't itch anymore...
Fill 'er up, please...
Most solid piece of feedback I've ever given a restaurant.
Human Beans
Spoiler alert.
Friend changed my auto-correct settings. Very close call.
It's the wife's time of month. Got her a care package.
Things girls love...
As a kid, I never understood this...
Making the streets funnier
Don't worry guys...I got this.
What goes up must come down...
94 year-old grandma drinking her coffee the right way...
Fantasizing about girls in class? There's an app for that!
Finally read the label on the cheap shampoo I bought a while back...
Some things last forever…
Teachers
Lying on the couch... wait, what?
Father and sons hang out while mom is gone to Las Vegas...
Never ask your dad to bring you stuff to school...
Which floral arrangement should I buy? This flower shop nails it...
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Finals: The period in which you find yourself thinking, "Which one if these is the most 'meal-like'?"
Clearly Disney should have consulted physics nerds for the magic carpet ride scene.
We've all been there...
"...and that's how I destroyed my mommy's vagina."
My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god
Derp.
Disney movies then and now…
Girlfriend's new birth control.
Yup. He's a happy dog.
If you didn’t sing this…
Every once in a while a photo comes along that just has to be photoshopped...
Happy anniversary!
clap clap clap...
Hot Topic has it all...
My friend is a 1st grade teacher and assigned her students to write down some lyrics to their favorite song...
Each rented tux for prom came with a note from an elementary schooler inside...
When thumbs up meant something...
Today was a good day in Gotham...
A better title for the books…
Who knows where they come from...
Finally exam week is over…
Always. Hyper.
All hail!
Who's your daddy now, bitch?
Smart thinking...
Unbearable
Breakfast of champions
Nothing to see here...
Grandma isn't allowed to get the cake anymore
My neighbors hate me...
We all knew these kids...
The benefits of being in Australia...
Ship My Pants I just shipped my pants! hilarious commercial!
Very British problems, indeed...
Always
Type "1" in the comments...
Yep.
This always made my day...
Getting tipsy up in here...
Every guy has done this at one time or another...
Every time.
Not all Canadians are nice...
My teacher friend intercepted this note from one of her students.
I'm a little slow in these matters...
Sequestration and the real reason he was forced to fire himself...
The best 'before and after' picture yet...
Too far?
The evidence is mounting...
Texting With My Dog
Winnie the Pooh and Farmer Joe
Math just got important...
What my friendships are based on...
Schools are really testing the limits of student intelligence...
He shoots...he scores!
What's worse than an ice cube down the back of your shirt?
The tables were turned
Best phone cover ever...
Something inside me wants so desperately for this to be true...
Microwave
Dat feeling...
Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!
Not sure if racist...
How Superman shaves...
That iPhone was good for something...
Coolest school bus
An epic movie, for sure...
Didn't see that coming...
Yesterday was summer in Minnesota so I had my sunroof open. Today was winter and I'm forgetful.
41 Action News confirms gays sweeping across the nation
Graduating and heading out to get a job in the real world soon...
So, my friend found his new favorite coffee shop today...
Well, I'm one-for-one...
So fabulous...
The Alabama of Europe
Paralysis in 3...2...1...
Just little notes to hand out to parking assholes...
Basically every post on my Facebook news feed these days...
Well, that seems a bit harsh...
Karma
How I view the days of the week...
Every visit to Facebook
70 minutes of porn is like...
Freshman Year.. First Day vs. Last Final. Who knew our spirits would be broken so easily.
Are you sure you want to hang around these people?
A Rainbow Holds Back The Bad Weather
Employee of the Year
I can be so misunderstood sometimes...
But we made it home safe...
Time to shave...
I let my 14 year-old cousin borrow our family iPad for a few hours...
I think I just found the perfect drinking buddy...
At least she advertises it so you don't have to ask.
David Caterfield
Rugrats humor
As a kid this was my first experience with interracial couples
90 Year-Old Does Double Back Flip
Well, that girl is screwed...
Preview of prom night...
I had a reservation for a table of one. I call it the table of shame.
Dat Ass
Let us out!
Lately, a friend of mine has been working really hard in class...
The end is near...
Window family: Am I doing it right?
The students of my school have been battling tuition hikes for the past 3 years. Today, the minority spoke up.
It was a slow day at work...
At my little sister's t-ball game...
Owned
Who doesn't love a happy ending to a feel good story?
Vincent van Sloth
There will never be another selfie as great as this.
We're competitive...
Heaven
Walk into the club like...
Family restroom
Bad Joke Eel
What's the Hold-Up?
Why I think INSIDE the box
That Feel When You Just Lost All Your Pokémon
Every time I try to do my homework...
Dance, dance, dance
Good guy drummer next door
You'll never look at electrical sockets the same way again...
Yo Dawg, I heard you like recursive Googling
Can I have a sammich? Please?
Baseball umpiring done right...
Didn't get any work done in class today
Substitute teacher
Go home, Cactus.
14.5 foot tall bike roams through Los Angeles...
Every time I see one of those signs...
The LolSnaps Photoshop Battle, Edition III (Dolla Bill Sloth)
Downtown Minneapolis where the locals understand this epic description of vodka quality versus price.
Whew. Thanks windows, that was a close one.
Gangsta Rap
When the son goes to the dark side...
Posted in my workplace's bathroom
Witty comeback...
Word meanings
Awesome french hip hop dancers in Japan on Macklemore !
My husband took care of our house, kids and pets while I was away for 11 days. I came home to these signs posted everywhere.
Douchebag cat in action
And it's May...
Something is wrong with my cat...
When being a romantic isn't your thing...fake it.
Free Stripper Pole! Also, under a time crunch.
As a gamer, the shameful moment...
Dueling like wizards...
The vastness of our universe and perspective.
Avengerous Vocabulary
Don't worry, I'm black...
You home?
I can't believe WalMart raised it's low prices...
Phil, get your sh*t together!
We've reached the peak of human intelligence.
Why vegans live longer...
Grand Theft Innertube
Girls know what they're doing...
Counterfeit
Almost got raped by a stool
Yeah, OK, the acid has kicked in....just drop the bass for hell's sake.
Cheering up the kids...
Hitler
Left my underwear at my boyfriend's house. Came back to this the next day...
I'm not very good at sexting...
Peter fell for it...
What'd you call me?
What?
What you can do after sex...
True.
Chicken Nugger
The mighty Youtube commenter...
Customer called and said he was bringing in "older" computer that wasn't working right. And yes, he is serious.
I've been trying to figure this out for the past 10 minutes. Sorcery.
It's just a phase. Don't worry.
Dr Who in my American childhood book?
Wanted: Tanning Bed
Hard partying sloth knows no restraint.
Good luck with that, Harry...
OMG, I live in the ghetto!
"Don't tell me about my limitations, Einstein!"
BURN!
Smokey's evil twin, Richard...(if you know what I mean)
Sums up my work envrionment...
Bloody hell.
Interesting conclusion...
Common sense...
For the secret alcoholic in all of us...
Cham * pain (n.)
One of the best lines from a show that had far too few...
Like a sir.
Jessica updated her relationship status...
My husband asked my gynecologist if he was a Texas Longhorn...
Women are sneaky like that...
And lawyers go to school how many years for this?
Want this USB
What kids look for...
Hipsters
And he's friggin beautiful
Why being a nerd is awesome...
Damn it, CNN!
Mittens? Nope haven't seen him...
Smart, friendly creatures
Aww that's cute. Wait...what?
Muffins
Ceiling fans...
This guy is taking it to the next level. I think he's a genius...
I know, man...
Oh, Betty...
Biggest lie of the '90s...
It's all in your head...
A Haiku about finals...
Armed Robbery FAIL in New Orleans
My dishwasher is on it's cycle...
Alpha as fuck.
When you see it...
The final sign of my local video-store when it closed.
Attack of Rupert Giles Wobblepants!
Cannot Be Unseen...
'Murica
Sparta?
The terrorists have won.
Just officially moved in together. Opposites attract, right?
Googled "Korean plastic surgery." Was not disappointed.
Now I have a word for what I do...
The camera on my iPhone is lousy...plus, I think it might be racist.
Love at first sight...
A very good reason to marry a complete stranger...
The Internet has ruined me Found this in my daughter's new book, and old book from my childhood.
I'd Poké-pay to see it
Full House
Playing with your cat...
She wants to end it all. Give that fireman a medal. Just everyday heroics.
Somewhere...
Trolling PETA
I bought this monkey and had him for almost two hours until my commander found out.
Dumbledore logic...
How do I life?
How to train your poop...
They teach the kids about the birds and bees very differently than in my day...
Better stick to J-Date
Jungle Gym Drama
One pitcher's solution to a hitter asking time mid-delivery
Who needs prom?
There could have been worse ways to receive the news...
I want you to get out of the house and play outside today...
You want non-threatening? How about Bluetongues... (Straya)
My rich friends don't understand I actually pay for college and rent...
I believe this is how gay sex occurs.
And he states his case so politely...
I know I am going to hell, but I laughed way too hard at this.
My friend teaches first graders, they gave her this on her last day...
Absolutely genius...
A reminder of all the burned taste buds as a child...
Sick trick team dunk shot...
You have to appreciate the honesty....
Fooled you!
Obama finally fesses up about the gun shooting photo...
No more calls from my grandma about her TV...
While comparing concrete adhesives at Lowes, I realized that the tables have turned.
Dat Ass
Walking to the car
How my roommates see liquor when I buy it...
Father Ted explains perspective... Father Ted explains perspective
It makes so much sense now...
I definitely kept going...
3 exams left...
I have a second job at a flower shop. They made the mistake of letting me create the sign today.
Frequency of Miracles
See you all in hell...
Movies vs Real Life
Girl...what the hell?
Running in video games that have stamina...
I'm sorry to interrupt, but where's my food!?
The cycle continues...
Cat owns the dog...and his house.
My wiener is so long, it stretches from Nebraska to Iowa.
Ryan Gosling says he wants kids. Every available woman's response...
Whale Balloons
She thinks I'm being cute...
When I know my final paper sucks but I don't have enough time to go back and find a new topic...
FUCK-YAAAAAAAA!
First round pick in the NBA...
Perfect Timing
I did it! I did it!
Slowest action movie of all time.
MTV nowadays...
Getting real tired of your shit, Vader.
That's what she said...
Kissing Cam. Magic happens on the fifth attempt...
Found this in the uni bathrooms...
The real reason I come to bed.
If Mona were painted today...
I heard you guys like sexy cats...
Pow! Nutshot!
Don't fuck with this slug...
Steampunkk AT-AT
He dared to wonder why...
The philosophical musings of Microsoft
Welcome to Canada
Hot sauce holster in an Apple store. Yep, you read that right.
What's your level?
Senior Prank: You're Doing it Right
Quit holding out on me, man!
Let's play Lion King...
Chocolate changes everything...
I somehow feel better about my manliness now...
Training bras
Pokemon Logic...
I found a nugget of pure frost in my Mini Wheats...feels like I won the lottery
And the winner is...
Always wondered about this sort of thing myself...
More dirty car art...
Can I eat your chips?
Bad ass penguins
If Superheroes were sponsored...
If an alien looked down on us...
There goes my bacon...
We Need More Healthy People!
Yeah, what did he do?
Every FPS I have played...
They'll never believe me when I tell them it's because I dropped a toaster strudel on my pants...
I'd photobomb her too, Ken.
Stop It!
This is how it works...
Clever advertising...
All together now...
So a friend changed his Facebook profile picture.
Accuracy: doing it right.
It's not hard to understand what the pitcher uttered after throwing this homerun ball...
And...that hurts...
Say hello to my little friend...
License Plate Win
I created this to annoy my older brother who is a bird enthusiast. I present to you the Seagle.
Sincerely, nerds everywhere...
I see your Tony Starch and raise you...
Run for office...
This is what happened when I told my little brother that he didn't have to use his real name when ordering something online...
I honestly don't understand how no one thinks Archer is a classy show.
Professor Oak's real motive
Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.
I'm 27 and this Spongebob moment still gets me...
I work at the corporate office of a $75 billion company. And this is what we get?
So I saw this at the end of my driveway today... Truck in a tree
Ready for the Apocalypse
Let's be honest...
School lunch
Creative school buses
We were missing a cart on board today and no one else understood why I wanted to take a photo of it.
Not today...
She'll never touch it...
Drives me crazy if I don't...
When Someone Tries to Talk to You While You Are Listening to Your Headphones
Yeah, you could buy one, but...
I wink back...
If I doesn't fits I still sits...
Perfect illustrations of what caffeine does to me...
Terms and Conditions
What if villans could be beautiful too?
He finally realised.
Tony Starch
Seeing most of the girls at my school this week...
First you think, "She'd be awesome in bed." Then you realize she would break you in half.
We can't deny this...
"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask for fried chicken." -JFKFC
Oh, Peggy...
You threw the ball...
Don't do it! You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
A little boy wrapped himself in a rug at our restaurant. His parents calmly ate and acted like nothing happened.
I think this belongs here...
Cats are dicks. I knew it!
The internet: showing our true intelligence
My one wish in life...
When I wake up from a dream in which I am falling...
Friends...
I love validation...
Coach logic
We're expecting our first. And...apparently, a cat too.
Look at my face
I need to set this as my screensaver as a reminder that it happens way too often...
When your crush likes you back
Life is hard...
How they live inside Pokéballs
Phrases that should be allowed in essays...
I, too, played football.
Open. The fucking. Door.
Innocent
The open paw at the end cracks me up!
Not sure if joke or serious...
After Gotham, Bane decided to settle down and make a family for himself.
My pizza guy looks out for my well-being.
Clever tip jar at my local coffee shop
Sorry...
But did you text her back?
What is that tomato doing?
Get out
Weapons systems
Good guy Keanu.
Priority rush delivery
Just an absolutely awesome catch.
Just showing some love to the neighbors...
The shortest horror story
Two minutes into an "Ethics" seminar for my Camp Counselor job.
Why I'm single...
Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times
Sometimes it's like she doesn't get me at all, but maybe she just doesn't get anything...
He just loves dancing on the line.
Papa Smurf is a very happy man...
Dating tactic
This popped on my facebook and I really thought it was a nude person with a strap-on...
I love Ratatouille
My girlfriend's dad wanted to be in one of our pictures...
More life hacks...
God bless 'Murica
Lazy Elementary School Kid
Drake Bell being awesome.
Drunk octopus gets owned by Winnie and Piglet
Obama's one liners at White House Correspondent's Dinner
These people have the right idea...
Done!
Pff, Voldemort...
Nailed it!
Gotta go to the restroom...
Harry Potter in urban colloquial British English
Apply cold water, please...
The way it's done in Texas...
It's going to be awesome! Trust me!
When camera facial recognition fails...
Panorama shots gone wrong...
Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter
So it hit 60° in Wisconsin yesterday...
It was 2002 and Chandler had already understood the essence of Facebook...
Speed settings
Book hangover
Today, I tried my hand at gardening...
Just gets funnier every time...
My girlfriend and I always practice safe sex
My pastry has seen some shit.
He just stood there not knowing how to get out. The ball is within reach.
Guy behind him misfires his rifle. Balls of steel and doesn't even break formation!
Australian police have had enough of your shit...
Come on Baby Light My Fire.
Ironie
Taking the school bus...
What are you going to do with all the pictures?
Now That I Have Your Attention, Let's Think About Something Else.
What I hate most about airport security...
My car didn't come with mirrors, so I thought I'd improvise.
Cat logic
Close enough...
Letting your mom borrow your laptop...not even once.
Why is he smiling?
The cycle
Why? Why?
404: Life Not Found
I noticed Google Street View had a large section available for view in Southern Africa.
Heavenly Skybed
If you insist...
One job, Doctor...
Nice guys
Obama on CNN at The White House Correspondent's Dinner
Just let that brilliance sink in...
Sophie having fun...
Grandma is so confused...
Pain in 3...2...1...
News reports stated the Boston bombers learned how to make bombs from 'Al Qaeda magazines.' This was all I could imagine...
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Kindness
Useful life hacks
When you see it...
My amazing car setup. Two 12 inch subs, an amp, and some Nos.
For Best or Worst Results
I'll take two orders, please...
This made me laugh harder than I would like to admit...
My new phone lock screen
Why, hello there. Come sit down...
Livin' like Larry...
How Dave Grohl wins every argument...
Not Justin Bieber, but good enough... For now. Nicki Minaj is dead
One of the worst things about job hunting.
Violators will be...wait, what?
Confession Kid
My wife went out tonight and left me and our 4-month-old home alone. I just sent her this and told her not to worry.
Dat Ass. Yeah, baby...shake it!
Everytime I go out with my friends...
Deep philosophy from sparkling water
You need wonder no longer...
Phoebe being Phoebe
My wife was helping out with our construction project...
Eastern Brown Badassery (Straya)
It was a good day...
That explains it...
Okay, I admit it. It's just completely gratuitous and over the top.
This is pretty much what some of these memes have become...
Went to run some errands and came back to this...
Friends in unlikely places...
Is he? He's gonna...I hope he...I think he may...He looks like he's...here we go...YES! He threw it!
Spiderman dances to the beat
Was it a dream?
I can't braillieve you said that...
The perfect woman
Babe caught me sleepin'...
Some truth from Dr. Frasier Crane
It's that time of year again...
Meanwhile in Brooklyn...
This is sad, but I'm pretty impressed by how gracefully she passed out...
Trust me, it stings...
The Dark (chocolate) Knight
Haven't seen many Engrish posts recently. Here's some favorites...
Badass level: Freddie Mercury
Meeting your maker...
I kid you not this is #69 in my math homework
Handicap access, Ukrainian Syle
Happens to someone in every class or work meeting
Trolling Gandalf
I know I do...
Awkward...
They see me rollin'
Found on Facebook
A whole new market for Facebook
Well, that was convenient...
Penguin x-ray shows that they have knees! I can now die in peace.
Trying to get a drink. He's not a very smart cat.
Not sure why he thought it would be a good idea...
Overheard this conversation on a plane...
The sarcasm font. Perfect.
Thinking about the past
We've all had that moment...
The most patient Corgi on the planet...
How cool is this? Surfing the rapids.
Girlfriend made me a sandwich for lunch. I think she's trying to tell me something...
Something wrong with the ignition...
Starter fluid. Proudly made and owned by an Australian company. Of course...
Aye aye captain…
Some people are alive only because I haven't found them yet...
Coachella Hipsters Critique Bands So Obscure, They Don't Exist!
Disney has had a lot of great characters, but this guy is way under appreciated.
Received LED desk fan from co-workers that was supposed to say "Office Hottie" but...
A matter of perspective...
Pokémon 2000 Trailer to the Tune of Skyrim
Understanding Game of Thrones
What Everyone Must Say About Me in Gym Class
The closer I can get to your heart...
Fabulous bumper decal
I read this in my best jamaican accent...
Future legend
Hey, girls...
My homies just don't understand me.
A dad celebrating the fact that they just found out they are expecting a boy...
Just what adultery needs
Either Barbie's growing up...or I'm not...
Wednesday
I figured it out!
Volcanoes...
Oh, just a little irony going on there...
Mind Blown
Some cool drawings...
Family Guy's take on YouTube sums it accurately...
The cure for forever aloneness...
LOL Pentakill, NOOB!
Accidentally peed on my boyfriend during sex...so I made him this.
What would you do?
Off to a GREAT Start!
Flirting
Mom, help!
Wouldn't you agree?
This is how I use my Keurig.
Created this caption. Sexually.
Former (and current) Presidents Gather for an Oval Office Photo
My buddy is someone you don't mess with, but he'll do anything to make his little girl smile.
You know it's true...
Don't Touch Pac-Man
The World is Always Changing
Aww, you named it after your penis...
The Oatmeal gets it right...
Partner have snoring issues?
The Premier Ancient Alien
Nice comeback...Youtube style.
Friday Factoids: Families around the world photographed with a week's worth of groceries
Why Would You Eat That Stuff?
Worth It?
Denmark, here I come…
My Doctor Who moment
Honey, where's my supersuit?
Not a funny creature... (Straya)
Such a romantic...
Drinking wine?
This is what kids complain about?
Vindication...
Didn't become an astronaut, but close enough...
They said we could be anything...
Modesty and humility never suited RDJ...
The evening news...
Win!
Whenever I try to talk to a girl...
Their first red head...
Just a little Leo love...
Bus...what are you doing?
When he starts a conversation with you...
Spiderman has it...
Good Guy VLC Player
Broken
Well that backfired...
Inter-gender-baby-sexuality...
Yes, but England has killer rabbits...
You win, England.
Grumpy Cat Grumpy Cat
TGIF
My girlfriend HATES it when the toilet paper faces the wrong way around. I've been doing this every time I replace it.
School has a daily opinion board. I like this opinion the most.
The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read
I took an Ambien last night. I woke up to these notes on my desk this morning.
Work
Where will you be when the acid kicks in?
Awesome idea. I am doing this right now...
Turn, car! Dammit...TURN!
Such a romantic
Only. On. The. Internet.
Powerful message from Obama
Saw this on a neighbor's door coming home last night...
Bootleg movies
Hogging all the photobombing spotlight...
Just want to give you a little exercise...
So I put my horse mask on my dog...
Family
Let my friend use my laptop. I open it to find this.
I have my priorities...
Camera hog. (Disclaimer: this is not me and the guy in blue isn't my owner)
My dog thinks he can do it...
Isn't this the 540 hardflip to a darkslide nollie stairflip inverted? If so...nailed it.
So this dick takes the best parking spot today...
Anyone?
This game was my entire childhood...
Something tells me that Obama's daughters won't be getting tattoos...
Asian gangs
Simple...yet brilliant.
I asked my housemate to send me a picture of my parcel that arrived in the mail. He sent a few.
But the big question is... But why is he wearing a hoodie
Nicki Minaj claps with her ass
Triple fail... Poor misunderstood Alaska Alaska America Fail
She's never given any f*cks...
She asked for that...
Iron Man Style...
I fell in love at the gym today...
I've been single for too long...
Living with multiple roommates doesn't mean I can't dream...
Was it worth the free t-shirt?
I ended up with a portrait of my friend's mom. I love to send inappropriate shots of me with it.
Tattoo Revenge
Running of the bulls
My family doesn't know how to use Facebook [Dad's FB post].
And yet "It appeared in 7 days" is considered a better story. A bit of perspective coming from our own biology
Facts & Funny Comments Compilation
Jennithor Lawrence
So, I guess my son has laser superpowers.
World progress...
Alternate Disney film titles
He's just a badass. That lives in only one country.
Dealing with high gas prices...
Public Prank - Drug Dealing
51 years old...
Anon's dad buys him some beats headphones...
Puuurrrrrrrified water.
Wearing a windmill is the new fashion statement...
Hallway mattress jousting. So awesome.
WWJD
I use tissue for a *certain* reason and this tissue box art is a little disturbing...
Friday 5 pm.
But it's an anchor. That's what it does. That's its job.
So punny...
Wikipedia wants some payback...
Dafuq?
I love when cartoons break the fourth wall
And the animal asshole of the day goes to...
People watching
Holy sh*t!
in the near future...
Changed her keyboard shortcuts. She still hasn't figured it out.
Mommy, the mailman's here...
Meanwhile in Australia...
I need dis...
Kids these days and their onions
Who says bikers don't care!
All Asians look alike and I was feeling left out...
Of all the things I've seen in a public bathroom...
Plot twist...
One of my favorites from "Come Fly With Me"
Justin Beiber: designer ski mask and fedora. Bodyguard: dual zippered designer onesie. Result: douchiest picture ever.
When you're awesome and you know it...
Please don't let shark finning become a thing...
Just look.
I want to play a game...
Britain's newest craze: speed wanking
Wait, Trogdor was a male...
Genius
Yes, please...
I don't need no ramp...I got this.
Asked someone to fix my stove. Super helpful.
"The lay out is fine. Send it to the printer!"
Working on a construction site when...
This guy asked me for change, then rudely answered a call in the middle of our conversation...
Not sure...
Humanity's greatest triumph
Good gal police officer. Stepping in to shake it up with the street dancer.
Well I guess I'm going to have to buy some popsicle molds...
Fox News on the Bill of Rights. I'm not sure it gets dumber than this.
Febreze
If at first you don't succeed...
The 'everything but the kitchen sink' YouTube comment.
Just some good ol' comment ownage. Some guy getting owned in the comments.
Poor Meg...
The elusive Banana Dolphin
You have to draw the line...
Well, that's understandable...
The truth squad strikes again...
Whoever did this just won at life...
Stop it!
Budget cosplay
So, it's just open for airline pilots?
Stay-at-home dad has a conversation with himself...
Okay, this is downright bullshit.
It is not even slightly okay that this thing exists. (Straya)
Gets me every time...
Mittens did not appreciate the rectal probe examination...
Bing is going strong...
She's not your type...
You'll never feel left out again...
Not a people person...
Down in front, please...
Humiliation
Showers will never be the same…
Spring: expectations vs. reality…
No, nature. Please stop! (Straya)
Her name is Alyssa Taos Callahan, but who cares? Donuts. That's all that matters.
Making the best of it...
What to release at a wedding ceremony…
No internet? No problem.
When he lets me drive...
My friend is so high he's starting to scare me...
Burning Man dance circle
Shoplifters, don’t tempt us…
When he lifts up his shirt...
The Lord of the Grades…
The foundation for my house
I don't care about the changing of the bloody guards. I just want my crisps!
Drinking comparisons
I feel so cruel for laughing...
Before Macklemore made it cool…
We all know that feeling...
Rabbit Parkour
No job is sight
Nothing is ever black and white...
Drove like that for about 2 miles so the white car couldn't pass him on the right...
If you pull this lever it'll lift the bottom with enough force to... *smack*
What's really going on...
And the father of the year award goes to…
Chemistry cat’s pickup line…
Korea's plastic surgery frenzy is finally converging on the same face. Here are the Miss Korea 2013 contestants.
Silo with an attitude...
Conception
My very favorite episode of Top Gear...
If the United States and Australia merged: Ameristralia, continued...
Boom! Headshot.
The weather should be perfect today...
Visiting Grandma...
Our humblest apologies. ¡Perdón!
Nana??
I made the world's most innovative soap. Here's the first advertisement.
The epic penguin wars have begun...
Dyslexia?
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar...
Nailed it!
A politician who gets it...
People in hell are finally getting ice water...
Dear Virgin Media...
Conan on iPhones
I shit you not...
Fine. You're horrible at giving blowjobs.
I hope the boat owner had Allstate...
Printer is running out of ink...
Brothers departing...
Is it just me, or...?
Sums up college
He kept eating the other fish...so it seemed like the right way to discipline him.
Ross get it. Kinda'
Internet = Blown
When you see other people having fun...
That's a good start
He's gonna be one smooth operator...
11 years of marriage...
Just a quick reminder from Czech Republic.
Must have been his girlfriend about to catch the bouquet...
Yeah, I'd wear that... Said no one, ever.
So, I bought some condoms...
My favorite part of cleaning...
My friend's gloriously white trash family...
Today I Learned Why It Burns...
Nailed It.
The IKEA maze has claimed another victim...
Drummer problems...
Rosa Parks in turning in her grave...
Sometimes life throws you a tough one...
Daniel Radcliffe
I've never masturbated with Italian Dressing as lube, but this bottle says that's what it's for...
The case of the Underwear Caper...
My Calculus Professor understands studying
Winning
A guy who truly loves his girl...
THX: Blowing us away since 1983
Being a Canadian...
Dragonborn
Get it right, please
I don't know how people can be so perky in the morning...
Shaving
I don't like to go to the gym because there is always some ripped guy there constantly trying to show me up. Like this little fucker.
How Youtube comments work
Hero
I got a new boyfriend
The George Foreman Gaming Console
Two types of people...
Spot the main character
"Why can't you post something that's actually cute?" (Straya)
I currently do not have a job, this is my mom when I want to go out with friends.
Nothing beats a Chinese bootleg
If the United States and Australia merged: Ameristralia
My taco sauce is using the same phrases I use when I want anal from my girlfriend...
In elementary school they always taught us this. I never caught on fire. Not once.
Saw this guy out for a drive in his wagon
The Magic Conch knows how I feel
Waffle House never disappoints.
All Slenderman wants is to dance...
1 life down...8 remaining
Do all Americans have pet eagles?
Awesome Joker watercolour
When I'm talking to a customer & one of my co-workers interrupts me.
Buying new shorts that look good on you...
My 6 year-old sister has learned our family motto at an early age...
It was a lovely sunny day until this dick showed up...
TV series and movies as children books…
My friends bathroom is awkward to poop in
Morpheus, before the red pill.
I knew she'd probably cry when she saw it...
Was watching Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, when suddenly...
It's going very well.
He moved in yesterday. It begins...
Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad
Sad winner is sad.
I heard Jennifer Lawrence is big on the internet...
Coolest teacher in the world…
Friend received this from a guy he was chatting up in the bar drunkenly.
She moved in yesterday. It begins...
Bike thief with a conscience...
Dumb poses that girls do…
I'm trying to manage my anger...
Saw this on a smart car at the library...
Public transportation: a cross section of humanity...even if we don't like to admit it.
Good one, George...
So there's only a few days left in April. You all know what that means!
How it works...
Kitten forgets how to kitten.
Three year-old nephew said, "I'm the lawyer from Jurassic Park!"
I can finally afford the chair set I've wanted...
Looking at some classic photos and think I spotted a time traveler...
Damn dinosaurs. Always getting in the way of a good story.
Nap mode activated
Well, I did it...
Ain't gonna happen...
R.I.P. Leprechaun
Back to Future with Windows Logo (wait for it...)
Googly eyes make everything better.
Mind = Blown
You won’t be able to handle all this cuteness…
They see me rollin'...
Harry Potter’s iPhone…
The Magic School Bus
Too lazy it fix it. Close enough.
And they said Spring was here...
I relish the victory of our forefathers...
What if...
Definition Of Smart: This Guy
The awesome actors behind the characters...
His interpretation of "funny face" is a little odd...
The Bell family...
Time to eat
Seems legit. And, it's not that expensive.
Colbert knows who we should really be going after...
Calling a celebrity...
Look mom! I can do it, too!
He thinks he's tough sh*t...
No time to waste!
Don't want.
Women are always right
Mother's Day.
I like to edit the sports section for my dad...
Beat the alarm Chris Brown
We're running out of fucks to give here in Kansas...
You have got to try everything in life once.
Mars Rover = $800m, Team to Operate = $1b. Drawing a penis on the surface of another planet = Priceless.
You're making us all sick.
Gonna have to call BS on the "Australia has CUTE things" post...
Unlucky neighbors...
The Case of America v. Boston Bomber
The Fast and The Slightly Agitated
I was too greedy and tried to take too much...
Episode IV...just in case you need a short refresher
Saw these two guys on the Metro. They don't know one another, but they belong together.
PEE Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
J-Lo came into our Restaurant last night! Said she loved the food...
CNN. The best and most obvious news reporting on the planet.
I fired my proton torpedo into her thermal exhaust port...if you know what I mean.
That's the sure way to blow out the candles...
Amirite or amirite?
My new wallpaper was mocking me when I closed my porn.
If you want me to leave, don't make it so awesome.
Butterflying championship 2009. It was legendary.
And science wins again...
My friends say I spend too much time by myself. I fail to see the problem.
You can do it, Carl!
Friends vs Best Friends
A dollar isn't what used to be...
Forensic artist draws how women see themselves vs. how others see them.
FagBug
Was watching the Powerpuff Girls, when suddenly...
Shifting like a boss
Tony Stark
Trampoline G-Force: Little Brother is Suddenly 50 Years Older
Intelligence deficiency...
Incest jokes aren't funny, motherfucker.
That bastard...
So, Here's The Thing...
No truer statement has been ever made...
Hipster Irony: when you see it...
Peter Griffin logic
Actual Advice Yoda
Dancing Queen
Was told he couldn't go outside. Apparently, feet still in the house count as being inside.
John Green
Doesn't matter. Had beer.
Celebrity Houses
Never found any...
I am not a clever boy...
Natural Justice Issues: Stop Bullying, Speak Up.
Are you a good BS-er?
We also have CUTE in Australia... (Straya)
The man ruined it...
Jacket-ology
As ex-military, this happens whenever I see a war movie...
'Murica
Everyone remembers their first time...
Here's a reason to upvote...
This is my jelly...
Boom!
Gaston is a dick...
A birthday cake for a redneck friend of mine. What is it? Roadkill.
Now in gif form and more awesome than ever...
Go away.
Rooting Legend causes hair loss
The motto all gamers live by.
I welcome your opinion, but your parking job speaks volumes about who the real ass might be...
More Swedish Chef Ramsay…
Well put...Tyler, The Creator!
Top 10 Last Suppers
True Story
Rainbow Illusion
Whenever I see a friend post a picture of their food on their Facebook/Twitter/etc...
Perspective
Meanwhile, in Taiwan...he's reading a very good book.
My roommate always forgets to flush the toilet; this was my solution.
Doesn't matter...hand sex.
I'm in too deep to confess now...
After this semester, I have one class between me and my degree.
I may have crossed the line :|
Every time...
Superman one-ups Batman...
We Liked You the Way You Were
So, this happened once...
Fire at the factory...gotta get this on film.
Can't think right now...
In case of hard day apply floor to face
Let me sleep, human...
Why we don't have a Father Nature...
Can you food your food?
Excuse me? Your order of awwwwww has arrived!
So fresh...
I may never swim again...
Breaking the stereotype...
Wringing out a towel in zero gravity
It's the Bad Hair Day bus.
Undercooked Meatloaf
Every time I play online games...
I just have to make it to Friday - Payday!
In a full tub of water?
Meanwhile, at Walmart...
I think it's just that I'm lazy...
Day 11
Found out too late...
Headshot in 3...2...1...
I heard North Korea asked Mongolia for food...
Hey boss, there is a good news and a bad news...the good news is-I didn't get wet...
I told my wife to stop leaving them around the house. Now they are reproducing.
What are you doing for Earth Day?
Guy and his girlfriend get in a fight at Olive Garden. This is how he decides to handle it...
Went to a golf tournament dressed like Mormons. Needless to say we were avoided all day.
I see what you did there...
I've always thought the Irish were especially charitable
So I hear it's earth day...
The new douchebag indicator
So slow
When you haven't had enough morning coffee...
How to identify the criminal on the show "Cops"
Fuck you, Wii Fit...
As a Canadian, I made a map showing how I picture Canada in my mind. I should probably learn a bit more about my country.
Just eat your food, people.
Found this on the wall at my university...
Babysitting like a pro
Shattering dreams
Baby and Me
Punny-raptor
She's got the duck face pose down...
Vanilla Ice feat. Eminem (collaboration)
Well, you son of a bitch...
This must be the break room
Forgot how to stairs...
She didn't know the answer. It was for $100,000.
It's just a boob holder...
Mom thinks she's a comedian...
Can't hide the treats from me...
Those damn cousins...
You'd have to be a contortionist...
Caught doing stupid...
I wear your grandma's clothes...
Excellent goal keeping
A well-timed panoramic picture...
My puppy has not mastered stopping yet...
This is why we can't have nice things...
Yet another 'blow' to your childhood.
You can't change my mind about Pluto
It's not for everyone...
I can't be the only one...
Pup holder
Apply weed to burn...
Can we just let it die now?
Human powered ferris wheel. And no one seems to be remotely concerned or worried.
Internet stalkers
THE RAGE!
Kim Jong-Un Testing Out North Korean Pistols
My math teacher asked me why my shirt said the square root of the answer.
27 years old. Not even close to understanding the logic of a woman.
The entire world seems to love pandas. Not me.
Yeah, go right ahead and let yourself in...
For science
The nocturnal habits of cats...
Haven't seen this meme in a while...
Such satisfaction
How I feel about Monday...
That's one way to steal a car
Nike should get this shirt off the retail floor
Please stop!
To all romantics...
How to avoid an asteroid impact
It's good either way...
Inevitable conflict...
Just a day at the game
Turns out Jesus was at the party...
Sudden realization
14 Reasons To Love Leonardo DiCaprio
Turtle-tastic!
He has a point...
His actual hair. Some guys have all the fun.
Real drama
Ultimate troll or the plot to a '90s B-movie...
Your next plate of nachos...
What if...
The good ol' days...
Kitty Drift
Hipster Beethoven...
I pronounce this wedding over...
Seems legit...
The real reason I have so many contacts in my phone...
"Hold on, little dude!"
Well played.
Police report from a ski town in Colorado...
Maybe I'm a little lazy
Xerox being dramatic
The Monkey Experiment
Chewbacca vs. Harrison Ford
Kids can be adorable
My girlfriend is short and hates pranks.
Pussy Cats
Tilt your head or tilt the screen...
It's something...
Don't talk back to me, popcorn!
The logic of homophobia
Think about it...
A real animal in the sheets...
Perspective
Two guys in a VW bug. That's so..oh. Wait...never mind. Carry on.
Tyrion Lannister - All things to all men
Jackie Chan Photobomb
Just sayin'...
Everyone wishes they were taller...
Life of a Procrastinator
This girl sneaks in after school and does whiteboard art in different classrooms
As an Englishman who has no idea what 4/20 is, I googled it. Thanks, Google.
A whole new level of stupidity...
I learned two things today. 1) I take lots of pics on the road. 2) There is nothing in Oklahoma worth looking at.
This is what happens when you have a wireless printer and no password.
How Brits support the London marathon runners...
I'm not being racist, but give an Asian a flashlight and prepare to lose an entire night of sleep.
My face when I finally get a joke...
Get your shit together Michael
Spring? We once had that here in Minnesota... spring snow
My dad...
Oh, Bill...settle down
Done.
CISPA
Because behind every sign there's a story
Well, that ended differently than I initially thought...
Train Etiquette. Super Simple Stuff.
Just imagine...
Finding people/things
Come at me bro...
I'll make a man out of you...
Glorious.
Wut?
What feeding children is like...
Poor guy...
That bastard is at it again...
Taco Bell 4/20
Just think of how much money you're saving!
My girlfriend is here and so are my roommates...
Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mumma!
MyMathLab can go burn in hell.
Drake Fucking Bell
That's not just any shaved rabbit...
Curious neighbor...from the fifth floor.
My professor never gives 100% on paper because there is no such thing as a perfect paper...
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Watertown Boat has a twitter account
Actual 4th grade science test from a school in South Carolina
My shit better be there when I get back.
How I picture the man who stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and found the Boston Bomb suspect on his boat.
I can't be the only one who hates this drawer.
Superglue, that is...
He finally did it.
When adults comment on your status...
A mother's memory is forever...
Good Guy Dunkin' Donuts
Best feeling in the world...
Kindergarten test misunderstood...
How to double the life of your iPhone battery
This is how we do it in Minnesota. It's freakin' April!
Turn your head and cough...
Well, Harry?!
Found a black Arnold Schwarzenegger in my Psychology book today.
This restaurant has celebrities sign head shots and put them on the wall. This one piqued my interest the most.
She should feel bad...
I exercised once...
A bad idea
I don't remember this episode...
Awww-wait, WHAT?!
Lethal weapon
Writing is weird...
So my buddy sent me a screen capture of a local beerfest, that's when I found out what kind of porn he watches!
Welcome, spring!
What is constantly worrying Will Smith's son?
Spawn of satan...free to a good home.
Bordon Ramsbork
Ermahgerd Sernic!
MacBath
I deliver pizza. I suspect 420 customers will view me like this tonight...
How spellchecking works
Where are they now?
Welcome to Russia
Shhh, Just Trust Me.
The biggest disappointment in my life.
David Tennant got it right.
Touche, Sexwithsquidward. Touche.
In Soviet Russia protestors spray you...
Misunderstood Putin
A Wise Person Once Told Me...
Weed Day Simplified
Porn logic
Go ahead, you're good. Trust me.
A rare glimpse into Will.I.Am's creative process.
I hate you, human.
This is why you should log out of facebook before drinking The reason to log out of facebook before drinking.
Love cycle
Part of the training
Am I really that unpopular?
Face Painting
No, just blonde...
Meanwhile at school...
The bearded dragon. Destroyer of nopes.
Look mom! No hands!
John Oliver pokes a small hole in Phillip Van Cleave's gun law-drug law analogy
Oh, hi!
So deep. Or not.
A London pub spring advertising campaign worked on me.
Islamophobia
April 21st...
What if I say I'm not like the otters...
Now I understand how he locked his keys in the car...
And the Darwin Award ALMOST goes to this guy...
One request...
Seriously, hipsters...
Slowpoke
God save the queen!
My sister picked this up on her way home from Estonia...yes it's vodka.
Did you know?
Magic
Lady-like
Financial Advice Dog says...
Up and over like a boss. Or through.
Smoking saves lives
When the nurse told me I shouldn't exercise for the rest of the day after giving blood...
Yummmmm...a yard of ale
Awww, isn't that sweet? There's a girl proposing to a guy in the men's bathroom...
I need a nap...
British problems
Stand strong
Never stick your dick in crazy
Some kids hate the first day of school. Me? I was feeling FABULOUS.
Getting real tired of your shit, dad.
Habit
You want to do what?
Regret. Nothing like it.
Gay jokes aren't funny
Seductive sloth knows how to get the ladies.
Earth - "Omm nom nom nom nom."
My plans for the weekend...
The one thing I learned from college...
The Rosewater & Robert Smith tear smoothie is fatal perfection...
Accomplishments
My mom told me how to stop being single...
Kid nailed the answer
I know you hate it when this happens as much as I do...
Should be an epic return to TV
I love being outdoors
Salem witch hunt 2013
Optimism
Follow the guy with the crossbow…
The truth...
asdfasdfasdf
What book fans want...
My coffee got cold…
I had one job as a father and I've failed!
Because god wanted it...
You don’t get to have an opinion.
It's been one of those days...
That bastard
MFW theres an advertisement next to a porn video.
Skyrim in real life
Mermaid dance team shirt...
A friend just posted a picture of this tattoo. It took my breath away.
Cat Gang Bang - MEOW!
Anon handles it like a boss...
Never alone...
The look the seagull gave me when I tried to scare him away with the wipers...
National Anthem at the Boston Bruins-Buffalo Sabres hockey game
What job hunting feels like
A little Facebook gold from my sister...
The more you know...
They're beautiful!
Jurassic Park IRL?
Patrick Star you are a mad genius.
Bucket trap. Genius.
Hell Yeah!
All seem to be closely related...
Wild Turkey and Coke
People who film with their iPads...
Kinky Omegle
My dissertation is going slowly. Face Jenga, however...improving.
When you forget to take your smartphone to the bathroom...
So, I went down to get some beer...
Some witty bathroom graffiti at my school...
As someone who used to have a beard, I know this to be somewhat true...[FIXED] fun extension to previously posted graph extended
Watching the news this morning when I spotted our heroes hard at work in the streets.
Meanwhile, in Minnesota...
Dad's birthday, so his son sent him a gift certificate...
Buddy just posted his long awaited grade on his big paper...
Googled "goat race" and was not disappointed
I had no idea this was a problem.
How a dog's brain works
This is what happens when you ask college students to donate to a food drive.
When I found out the Apple Remote worked on every MacBook
For True Love
Trolling done right.
Like I give a fuck...
Boston
Parents Guide
Poor Moon :(
Overly Attached Taco Bell
Someone needs a hug...
Real gangster...
Perception of porn volume
Don't hate the player...
Just a little message to cyclists in England...
Hey, spell "Me"...
He's IndestructiBULL
This guy being interviewed about Boston bombers on the BBC will never live this down!
Whenever Tolkien wrote himself into a corner
Whoever wrote this headline needs a promotion!
Fan grabbin' some ass during a recent ballgame...
Foul ball caught like a boss
So we got a new fountain at our school...
Now That's a Headline
Googled Veronica Belmont naked and got this...
Warn a brother...
I'm the dog and I'll do the licking!
Steve Carell is not sure how he got into this situation
Florence and The Machine
Crystal Meth: Not even once.
Knight and Princess. Oh, who am I kidding...it's me and my hand.
I would have graduated with honors...
Or spell.
The ten commandments
Someone give this kid a medal.
Locating Westboro Baptist Church and found this gem...
Boobs are proof that...
Evolution of the Smart Car
Swag/Yolo
T-shirt war!
Oh, Ricky...
First time post. Just let me be clear...
Brain and body
I love poker
Coffee, sir?
Samurai Leaf
As someone who used to have a beard, I know this to be somewhat true...
Yup, found him at my school...
How about some warning, bro?
Saving...
You lose.
Drilling a square hole: the handyman in me just jizzed when I saw this...
A cat dressed as Jaws riding on a roomba...chasing a duck. Your argument is invalid.
Just maybe...
Internet sleuths trying to solve the Boston bombings...
Rubber band machine gun. Want.
Let me love you, Mr. Vacuum
Google Earth
'Murica
Are you right-brained or left-brained?
When one of my 'friends' complains on Facebook...
Hmmmm...
Things change, okay?
Divorce is kinda' like this...
Jealousy...
Wolowitz is having sex tonight...
Sandwich making material is not useless...
Dear Ethan...
Candy is old school...you have to adapt to the present time!
Sexism
Shame. This is what it looks like.
It started out with a kiss...
Eating out
How generous Get a 10 percent trade in bonus with your power up rewards card!
American Freedom
You've pissed me off for the last time, human.
Keep calm
How chemists do it…
10,000 iPhone 5 Domino
Dog adjusting to cat owner. Like a boss.
The two Williams
Don't leave kids alone...
Wall-E and EVE re-imagined as total badasses
Never even thinks the word "friendzone"
Seat-to-seat chat on Virgin America. Epic.
Hipsters
Literally
Shit just goat real in Nigeria
I'll wait for the next bus, thanks...
Deaf people
He has simple beliefs...
Farting when no one else is home
A Good Actor Is Made For A Part. A Great Actor Has Parts Made For Him
It's a trap!
Mock The Week
It has recently come to my attention that...
High Fives at a Hockey Game
This cat made me do it. I told him I wasn't going to post cat pics today.
The next generation of an old favorite
Street Art by Blu
And, we have a winner in the Anne Frank/Justin Bieber fiasco...
Some of the greatest understatements of all time...
Spent the day making cardboard robot arms. Awesome, indeed.
Birth control
You are making it REALLY difficult to pee, Mr. Frodo.
When I meet morning people
Unbelievable Wingsuit Cave Flight! Batman Cave, Alexander Polli
The awesome mayor of Calgary, Alberta...
Leedle lee...what? Ooomph. Damn.
Adam Carolla on Crocs
Occupy Dairy Aisle
My mom teaches first grade and posted this to her facebook this morning
Find the tourist
Standing in line at Starbucks. Miami style.
That should work.
A friend asked me to help her clean her apartment, so I show up like this. I take this cleaning shit pretty seriously.
No chance against the Dixon's
No, that's called denial.
The pronunciation is just too close...
A message we all could take to heart
My girlfriend just sent me a screenshot of her cracked iphone screen
I would so wear that.
Skateboarding: directed by Michael Bay
Here you go guys...lemme throw your ball back.
Making a wedding fun
Did you know?
So my sister was complaining there's no toothpaste left, she has no common sense I swear.
You're the reason we can't have nice things...
Every. Damn. Night.
Perspective on time
This is Norman Tebbut
Overly Aggressive Bratwurst
This ad is brilliant…
Weed humor
My motto
Grocery store deli employees high as fuck. Renaming fried chicken and shit.
A word I wish existed in English
Taking your kid to the public restroom...
This is pretty much all I ever do at work anymore...
And no one ever stole again...
A stable relationship
My body is ready
My mother is coming to visit today, and look what my long distance boyfriend left behind from the weekend...he has the key.
Went to the doctor for dizziness, they prescribe me this...
Worst wink ever.
The bright side of global warming
Can't beat that logic, right?
A worthy window sticker.
Wanting to get your braces off...
Jackpot!
Exciting from start to finish...
I'm so athletic
My friend applied for a job at a pet store and put this in his application...
A new study...
Dilbert’s salary theorem…
Cool 3D projections onto trees
Punhemian Rhapsody
British at heart
Genius
If you ever feel bad about yourself...
End of semester
How bikini commercials are made
Scumbag Sim
Stuff On My Rabbit Compilation
Getting ready for prom...
How to think of yourself
The 10 Commandments
How the media works
Ghost Adventures
Get outta my way! Coming through!
Ain't nobody got time for dat!
C'mon, give me a hand...
Getting real tired of your shit, Batman...
Friends daughter had a school assignment to "Write one sentence about a family member and draw a picture about it".
Some crazy shit
Could not be more wrong...
Happy fox is happy
Just cruising...
Who invented the blow job?
School
She's using my wifi
The good ol' days
Overly-friendly checkout girl
When your friends suck at introductions...
The meaning of rampant...
Behold the face of satisfaction. It rides a three-wheeled recliner.
Bond
When a stranger helps you out...
Well, damn...
Challenge...Not Accepted.
Another reason I love Canada...
How Asian People Make Fun of Americans
LION KING BLOOPERS: Actual bloopers from the cast while they recording, and they were later animated.
Reflection graffiti
The opportunity presented itself and he made the most of it.
Britain prepared for nukes?
"Shhh...I'll be gentle. And slow."
She wants the d
Like A Boss
Damn, that person!
I think my city just got a new gang...
Well played, big brother...
Waited a long time for this.
Creepy cow
What I think about when I hear this song
Downloading music
New Zealand approves gay-marriage
Not sure if he pleaded guilty or not guilty...
Prepare youselves, the d'aww is strong in this one!
Please...let me out.
Your keyboard is your friend.
'Murica
Dat balance
Neutrality
Escaping his past
Thank you for asking...
Who ever said bookworms had to be virginal and prudish?
Fishing in the city
Could've used this this morning You better not fart when you have diarrhea
Now imagine a multi-player version
My brain as I'm walking down the street...
Recycling is good for everyone...
Pizza box awesomeness
I told my mom to buy Frosted Flakes or Cinnamon Toast Crunch. This is what she came home with.
The noble steed
Are you talking to me?
Me...for the past 2 days
Can't contain myself!
They seem to be everywhere...
When food starts loving you back.
My kind of piggy bank.
The printer at my work likes it rough
Welcome to the internt...
Should have just used the correct name for it...
Countries
Third World Problems
I saw Butters in the men's room today...
And, POW! Take that, little baby!
If you've ever been to a ComicCon, you'll know this...
It's a very real worry...
The turtle's name is Adwaita and the man is Robert Clive of the East India Company
This pizza had better be heavenly
Science, bitch!
Teacher or Pedophile?
Germanic Europe - Creating Manly Men Since the Dawn of Time
The man loves cheetos
When half your teammates know photoshop, definitely no awkward poses during the game OR ELSE...
And the chase is on!
Someone is getting Sirius...
I love you Mrs. Weasley...
Explore the galaxy
That went better than expected...
I'm losing faith again...
How I sometimes feel about that internet community.
One sick, brutal, f'd up device made for torture.
This is no time for jokes, Blackadder!
Classic Irishman's Dilemma
I got...ummm... I got some problems.
Excited to see this movie? Man of Steel - Official Trailer
Where are your manners?
Went to the urologist yesterday and got an x-ray of my kidneys.
Well, at least we'll all have something to talk about down there...
Forever Alone
Probably the happiest storm I've ever seen...
Deep thoughts turtle
This isn't even remotely funny...
What it feels like applying for unemployment...
Rob Ford walking into a camera. *Doink*
The perfect crime...
Instructions for the washroom at a friend's party...
Posted on a dorm room door...
Arrested for what?
My aunt is so proud of her first tattoo. I don't think she's noticed yet.
My IT Department likes to joke around
I updated my FB profile with a new picture. An hour later, a friend emailed it to me and said he "fixed" it. I think he did.
Self Control Level: Master
Out of order...
Every dog I've had...
Scumbag Candyman
You Were Supposed to Save the World, Not Destroy It!
Go Get 'Em Boys...
Order up!
What kind of ghost is this?
Epic resignation letter
English. It'll cost you.
Sweet ride.
Oh, Sweden...
White Knight Syndrome
Dammit! Slow down! You're making me nervous.
The Most Inconsiderate Man in the World
Attacked By Ferrari Owner - Pee Prank
Facebook girl...
Soon All Your References Will be Outdated
Oh look, it’s one of those gifs you can hear…
Wut!?
Just Go Back to W 1-1
Y U no let me watch the video?
I surprise myself every day…
Happens all the time...
The perfect birthday card
Checkmate, evolutionists!
The Obama petition site is full of gems like this...
Texts From Lex
A repost...but I could watch this all day.
ICECALIBUR
You talking to me?
Awesome grayscale costumes…
Periods
Superman to the rescue!
You can't control everything
His entire life was in anticipation for this one day.
Stop it!
Table for 69.
Hands down better...
Wait...What?
Vadering: the dark side is strong with this one.
Oh, my mistake...
Equal rights
Slow reflexes
Justin Bieber fans. No shortage of stupid.
How could we forget?
Here comes the bride...
I'm sorry, I don't follow...you're saying I should pull the button?
Doors are hard
Morgan Freeman likes the boobies...
When boys give you presents... boys and presents
What are they telling them that they're not telling us?
Why don't you have a seat over there, Bing?
A urinal at my university was out of order today. I've never giggled this hard in a public toilet before.
What is this stick of Lucifer?
Glow stick xylophone
She might be a keeper if...
If someone is annoying you, give them this ticket...
I showed my son a real kids game...
How to make anything inspirational
Dear Girls...
Crazy Sim Shit
Poor Squidward
I play this game with the toaster every morning
Canada wants to rule the universe
Good perspective in any bad situation
Robert Downey Jr. doesn't speak French
Help, Spiderman!
Am I doing this right?
Said no one ever
Dear Cupcakes
Staying over at a buddy's house...
No, mom...it's not a phase.
Has a few loose screws...
There's always that one guy...
Morning exercise
Man genuinely pulls off the monocle look on London tube. Indubitably.
Annoying internet people
I just can't remember the original...
That friend...
www
How Americans view European women
Oh, dear god...my childhood.
She's a keeper
When my friends question my drinking habits...
Sweet Jesus...just so fine.
Giggity
Meet the newest meme: Bondage Girl
Yeah, don't worry...it's only about ankle deep.
Some laughs while taking a dump in the public bathroom...
Say this sentence with emphasis on a different word every time. Seven different meanings!
Oh, Kim...
Overly Attached Duck
My friend changed his profile picture and a photoshop war ensued.
When your roommate walks in on a Saturday morning, still dressed in a toga and missing a shoe
Xavier!
Since Justin Bieber is onto the subject of famous WWII people...
West Philly elementary school yard
It's all about perspective when you're growing up
Bieber Fans: Not Even Once
My coffee shop responding to a cashless society
Such a nice flight attendant...
Mind = Blown
Why, Great Britain. Why?
I knew I was doing something wrong...
Yeah, we've got the dumb...
Awkward Wedding Pictures…
Anyone who has an older sibling will understand...
Dem eyes...
This would be an awesome button...
Captain Picard surfs SexTrek
Chef Ramsay
Game of Thrones as other popular TV shows
Puts a tear in every British person's eye...
It's obviously Doctor Who you Muggles...
When you accidentally step on your pet's foot
College senior and this still happens...
When my friend has soppy conversations with his girlfriend...
What do gay horses eat?
Snorlax
For your next party...
When the weather calls out to you...
Male problems
Would love to see this man as the 12th Doctor...
Gimme a double
Slow clock
Spotted Cookie Monster at work today
I get easily distracted...
Rock, what are you doing? Rock. Stahp!
Hey, let's put down our beers and do this!
Tale of two cities
Found the hipster toys at Walmart
Making the best of a slow day at work...
You are about to make a huge mistake
Not even once...
Major plot twist
Cop humor
Every time...
Trying to summon an internet connection where none exists
Problem officer? Oh...
Don't mind me...
Oh, look...a penny!
Kinky Corgi says...
Dad, 14 pictures are enough!
Foul Bachelor Frog says it best...
You play Call of Duty?
Ask and ye shall receive...
And the worst tattoo goes to...
PUDDLE PUDDLE PUDDLE PUDDLE PUDDLE PUDDLE PUDDLE PUDDLE SPLASH SPLASH
Did you know?
Flying in circles
Say "Cheese!"
I went to the gym to get a membership. I was told to take a seat. I'm afraid.
Man jerks off tree. Yes, you read that correctly.
‘Subtle’ Twilight reference in Supernatural…
Seeing eye people for hipsters who want to keep using smartphones without interruption.
The silent alarm clock
How I think it will be after I work out at the gym
When he takes you shopping
Dog logic
I had to use a public restroom. This was the lock.
Is it someone's job to break these off at universities?
How I feel on stairs
My girlfriend got a happy meal. I don't think they thought the straw decoration through.
Scumbag Batman
Good Guy Mike Rowe...
Friend's dad dropped this one on me while in the car the other day.
Nice shoes...
Spiderman! Oh wait, no.
Don't stifle my creativity, Dave!
WalMart is really putting the 'G' back in gnome these days
Weird Al Yankovic Tries on Google Glasses.
"Yes, that one...". (Please join me in hell)
So I bought this pillow from IKEA and decided to translate the name...
These are the kinds of Facebook pages I like most...
Right in the childhood
Saw your Revolution War post and thought the horse was really trying to tell us something...
What is your werewolf name?
Overly attached
UNO for ants
I found the switch!
On the sidelines...
Special occasions...
Colbert on Barbies
Another great Tiger Woods headline
Fairytale weddings
One...and...two...and...fuck. Freshmen at my college try to throw a birthday guy into the pool, and FAIL.
Dayum...
Not sure if who is talking...the post or the paper?
Seven Ways to Discipline Your Child
I know you've all been wondering this...
One of the reasons I'm just not sure marriage is right for me...
Neiled It!
Confession Bear
Found the German nightclub equivalent of 'Bitch Please' guy
Regards
There she was just a-walkin' down the street singin' do-wah diddy-diddy dum diddy-do
Cats are lethal
Frightening French Bulldog...
Had my first Revolutionary War reenactment yesterday and one of the horses was prepared for the camera.
Sedimental status
I love how Pixar has her glancing down...
After stubbing my toe for the second time in a minute...
Getting shot
And father of the year goes to...this guy
The numbers don't lie
Lucky bastard.
I was egged, forked, tp'ed, and now, booked?
Attack of the flying bat.
I'll teach you for refusing to sell me alcohol...
Like a sir
Kim Kardashian, the new spokesperson for Clearasil
The only love story that could be worse...
Where Kim Jong un got his strategy
Seems legit.
Fahrenhaters gonna fahrenhate
Makes me wonder...
Leaving a job you hated on your last day
Justin Bieber on Anne Frank
The Pasta Bomber
When a hipster isn't welcome...
Happiness
He doesn't like the vet...
MRW my little bro says he's going to knock me out
Walking the kitten
This is how they keep my dog from freaking out at the groomer
Melondramatic
A perfectly executed tuck and roll
Was looking for costumes for a party when I found this gem.
Internet advertisements...
Never go full retard
Where do I find a woman like that?
He thinks he's a meerkat...
I just don't give a damn anymore...
Well, it's okay with me if you do.
Perspective
One of the best newspaper headlines ever
That's gonna leave a mark
Awesome Motion to light wakeboarding
Girlfriends are so confusing...
When people began to develop so much swag they forgot how to brain
The animal crackers cashier
Irony
Run, chicken, run!
Impressive
Fetish
Awesome neighbors
So, I read 50 Shades of Grey...
What Disney really meant...
Dick Mode Level: Master
The MTV generation
Traveling in style
How a man should treat a lady...
My all white cat rolled around in sidewalk chalk. Nyan Cat?
Respect the rules
Genetic mutation
Sums it up perfectly
Harry Potter drink…
The perfect present for a Fallout fan…
Today we carry twenty bags on each arm! For Rohan!
Ron Weasley singing songs and shit
Hugged your nose!
Potato Thief
They're in their own world
The color is impacting the prisoner's happiness
Saw the floating seal post the other day and thought of this...
My sister's on a date. She sent me this from his bathroom.
Very effective disguise. Super effective.
Take it all in
My kind of magazine
That's one way to keep track of a customer...
We all have our own problems...
Chewbacca roar contest
Sports photos with kittens instead of balls.
Next week on Wife Swap...
Problem #37
How to Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock
Lyrics keep getting deeper and deeper
Level Up!
Must read
When friends are awesome
After my hands have been down my pants
Learned
Buttercups: the best part of the new PSY video
Teach a man to farm...
Doctor Octopus
I'm a nice guy. I'm educated and employed. This is how women see me when I try to pick them up at a bar.
Asked my boyfriend if he wanted a quickie...
Just Saw "42" Movie. Can Sum it Up in 8 Words.
Struttin' mah stuff...
Tell me something I don't know, Captain. Captain Obvious
Oh, Chandler...
:'(
Let's all take a moment to appreciate how quickly the Harlem Shake died.
If you look closely at the crotch of number 59 you will see Jesus...
Shaun of the Dead knows what to do and it is a great plan...
Don't judge...
Roadblock
Evolution. It was bound to happen.
Saw your American cloud post earlier...
I'm going to try this the next time I go to McDonalds...
The Powerpuff Girls on being a superhero
An ode to art
Epic call out.
My father in law is a contractor. This is him installing a mirror.
An experiment...
My brain hurts.
Seems familiar...
Chris Brown cheating with a waitress.
No amount of balloon animals will fix the damage done...
Doesn't matter what you're driving...if you park like this, you're still an asshole.
Alright, alright, I'll get my own chicken...
Where does one purchase one of these detectors?
Friendly reminder...
Give this kid an A+
Hopes and dreams...
The worse of 2 words
Oh, Rupert...
Texting with Lingo the Clown
Look out Kim, even the Apple lawyers are after you.
Corgi Battle
Oh, you sly man...
An aspiring guitarist in Parliament...
Heisenberg ain't no sissy...
Scroll down for flame war Conspiracy Keanu questions whether Canadians only appear polite in comparison with Americans
Wut?
Found in a retail store. Proof that Toronto may be the hipster capital of the world.
When times are tough...
I believe in chives, too.
Sink at my fertility doctor's office in the "collection room"
Nice souvenir find in Seoul, South Korea
When there's no one to hold your beer...
When someone tells me they oppose homosexuality...
I think these pants are judging me...
Trying to kill a cat...
I don't think this person passed their driving test
Close or GTFO!
So much more than coffee
Just more fun deleting the center section of a .gif...
Always wear underwear in public.
Careful with that flame, buddy.
Finally! I hand drying that works!
A lone guerilla in a civil war that never ends...
Let me in!
Oh, Canada!
Making a fashion statement on the way to work.
Dug a grave today... (Walking Dead Spoiler Alert)
Gimme.
Very awkward...
Some pretty awesome dirty car art
Sometimes, it's all I can do to hold back...
Only 1910's kids will get this.
My reaction when mom announces that we have several unused fireworks in the basement...
Call of Duty
Was a dog, now a lizard.
All these 'hams'...
Okay, how do I sign up for this secret organization?
Do I use my right foot or my left foot?
Guns and Pencils
Girl gamers do exist...and some deliver the karma others deserve.
My wife just sacrificed for family movie night...
Why I haven't switched to ebooks...
Tip of the day...
One Youtube user just trying to make your life easier...
Wrong number...
We've all had these kinds of teachers...
He has a lot of eager fans...
I think she really liked the Omelette
This is how Papa John's Pizza delivers oregano in my city...
Do you even America?
Hot Fuzz
Saw this on Facebook...
Logic
Working at a library: A memoir of legitimate quotes
My friend told the barista his name was Bryan with a 'y'...
How certain headphones illustrate my desire to talk...
Happiness
Hold on...let me ask my erection.
When skateboarders grow up to become cops...
Give that dad a medal
Closed
Taco Bell
Flawless logic
Celebrating spring in Minnesota...
Bring Me Another Smurf!
College Life...
Sid Jong un
The little man with the plan...
It's an Arty Party
The license plate holder is what really makes it...
That'll show 'em...
They'll have it figured out by the time I'm sent there...
Latest Angry Birds Version
Saw a gun fight at the church today...
Making street angels
There's only one answer
Freedom!
Interesting...
Slave Princess Leia Pillow Fight
Group Project Teams
For those who insist parking like a douchebag
How would we know?
This happens to me a lot.
The average infomercial
Saliva
The official face of Friday
"Spreadable" my ass...
Gandalf would never stoop to such lows
Deep.
Hallelujah!
What I would do in a bench-clearing brawl...
Night ruined...
Insert Joke Here
Commanding gravity. Or Photoshop.
Safety from my Bushmaster AR15. Pew, pew, pew...bad guy.
You can't solve these kinds of crimes...
Sometimes I hate my job as a music teacher...
Anyone else spot the pedo in Pinocchio?
Behind every sign is a story...
Some regrets
A title to which I aspire. Show me master...
Trolling Wikipedia
Bad Luck Brian's grandpa
Better get this from a different angle...
Cat using rollout! It's super effective!
Walking into the gym, when I realized...
I'm surprised no one has created this keyboard...
For those who enjoy alcohol
Oh, Hermione...
Just a dog enjoying the last snow (hopefully) of the season...
There's always somebody that has to ruin the fun...
Blue Man Group
Trippy: Stare at this image for at least 30 seconds. Then look at at any of the images of Rapture.
Understanding Kim Jong-un
27 crazy inventions from the past
hey. hey. hey. hi. heyyy. hey. hi.
Ron Swanson does not like fruit
Woo! Just Had Sex!
Bang! Going down.
Where did it go?
Lenin The Hustler
Poor Pluto
Some people need to think before they speak...
Poor Link...
They must have hit the 6th hour...
I want kids, but...
Just dropping the mother-in-law off...
Girlfriend is having a hard week. Cake makes everything better.
Something tells me EVILLLLL is near...
What the fuck do we do now?
How to deal with video bombers...
Ron Swanson goes to the hospital...
Secret giraffe handshake? Nah, just scratching one another's neck...
I'm ready. Are you?
When you don't know anyone at a party and one of your friends finally walks in...
Stoned friend + lost baby deer =
The Loneliest, The Saddest And The Most Damaged
Trigger to partial body ischemia found...
Scumbag microwave
Get a little closer...
Ready...Go!
The thing about guns
Sleep overs...
Exactly the way I feel...
Parenting medal earned
A competition?
Brace yourselves...
An awesome tattoo
aww xD
Snapeward
Ok Prince of Persia. Calm down.
Those wacky security cameras...
Nature is amazing...
Good Guy Bob
And I thought I was lazy...
Truth
The original milk jugs
Burn. Literally.
That would be awesome!
It isn't complicated girls...
Keyblade...
Found this in my newspaper. I was impressed they even knew the right meme.
Srsly Harry...
Big Cats. Small Cats.
Smooth. Real Smooth...
Meet Chesty, the Marine Corps' official mascot, and his replacement.
What would Mr. Rogers do?
I will never ask for another joke on my pizza box again...
Went to the doctor today, when suddenly...
The more you know...
I'll second that...
Seems legit...
The latest episode of Judge Alex...
Don't gimme your shit, Piglet...
Born with it...
Next time a blocked number calls...
The Irish accent...
Think again. They've got lasers and shit...
The downside to blowing off your Asian friends/followers...
The only life hack you need...
I wonder how many times that mistake was made...
Crazy train track prank
Wrestler uses fan as a springboard for a takedown
Saw this on campus today...
Alice and Dorothy bonding...
God, I hope not.
Wait, lemme try that again...
And you're like "NNNOOOOOOOO!!!
In a parallel universe...
Make her famous.
Traffic might flow a little faster if you'd just trust it.
Meanwhile, in Minnesota right now...
Blind man
Eating popcorn
Nailed It.
Wishing you knew if he liked you...
Chandler breaks it down...
I'd pay to see this movie...
The moment I realized...
It's gonna wake up sooner or later...
Waking up
Stay classy, Dominos...
The Tuck
North Korea's New Super Ultimate Supreme Camoflage
Does this dress make me look fat?
They're still together!?
Seems Legit...
When there's graffiti in an impossible place...
The perfect team
I think Draw Something is hinting at a new life goal I should achieve.
Lick it up...
What kind of black magic is this?
Googled "most patriotic photo ever." I think this one takes the cake.
Amsterdam is like the Tour de France...
Well, Bob...you might want to turn the mouse around first.
I don't know, man...
I have simple goals for my life...
I don't know what I expected...
Screw this, and that, and this...
Piers Morgan...
They seem ready for marriage
Please let me love you...
Having children...
Never forget.
Stay classy, Philadelphia fans...
What it feels like when pollen is your enemy...
Catches ball. Slams beer. I present you with a true man.
Remember the brave
Yup. Had another productive day at home....
In case you needed a smile today, here is a pig and a cat. They are pals.
Lucky shot. Let's see you do it again...
I visited some Mayan ruins a while back. It's crazy what you could see from the top of the pyramid!
A police officer stopped me last night...
Is that your final answer?
Bruised apple...
Conan enrolls in southern charm school
So not a sarcastic person...
Bored Commuter Gives Unsuspecting Travelers New Faces
Pets
The ultimate scumbag ex-girlfriend...
When You Can't Die, You Can't Smell.
This is a Normal Day of Minecraft
This Acapella Goes With Everything
Game of Thrones main theme, covered on cellos. Ear orgasm.
He was due for promotion.
We trim trees and a guy I work with thought he'd be funny. Came back to this with him nowhere in sight.
MRW LolSnaps posts a boobs pic on their funny picture site...
Now that you're an adult...
Going in for the first kiss...
The Cliff (in 8 bit potato .gif technology)
A Sweet Prank
'Murica
What we're all thinking...
We've gone way past taunting...
How to Make a Kid's Day Special
Bang! Please?
Choose your own adventure
Iguana love you…
Whenever I see a pic of Dany and Jorah together I like to pretend they’re judging people’s outfits...
Worth the read...
Neighbor's dog dared me to start some shit today...
There is a right way to eat an oreo...and a wrong way.
Please don't shoot, Jesse...
I see what you did there...
Guilty.
My new favorite cat .gif
Star Wars vs Star Trek
Women better off without bras...
Choose One...
Fun Fact
Shower Time!
Canadians Every Spring
The translated sign from the movie 'Airplane'
Home defense done in style. Nunchucks hidden in plain sight. My hubby just got a boner.
Up and Oooovvvveeeeerrrr. Yeahhhhhh. SHIT!
Is It Human Ingenuity...Or Are We Just Lazy?
Singles competition was last week. This week is the DOUBLES competition.
The Perfect Prank: Preying on People's Fears
Her skinny jeans got fed up and sent a *subtle* message...
Man's Best Friend
QWOP
I've heard this line before...
Close call
Bro swag
Stereotype
Rocks
I think my computer has a crush on me...
Hand carved
How Facebook works
Cooking Queen of Cholesterol
Ba Dum Tss!
I hate it when...
Meanwhile, in Ireland...
All female fish will understand
Troll Parents
The most unnecessary, but amazing scene from Star Trek: Enterprise
My Favorite Cat .gif
So, I hear London thinks their mayor is pretty cool...
The Truth
Something seems different this time...
Tattoos that will be so meaningful for a lifetime...
The resemblance seems...uncanny
Noooooooooo!!!!!
A Guide To Facial Hair
Being able to call someone "mine"...
Jersey Girls: a progression over time
How I see most British teenagers...
Score!
CAPTION CONTEST! Two bald eagles who look like they are in the middle of an epic argument [put your caption in the comments]
Some of my favorite Ron Swanson quotes..
The enemy team vs my team...
Here, little pug...check this out...
I just don't get it...
How Animals Eat Their Food
While watching a movie...
Teaching the neighborhood kids a lesson
You spin me right round, baby right round like a record...
Courageous service in the protection of mankind
How to know when you've come across a really dumb idea...
How girls put on their pants
And in the news today...
Best girlfriend ever.
Growing beards...
Sweet burn on Piers Morgan
The thug life
Dog wants the baseball...almost destroys the TV instead.
The Road to Asgard!
First time showering at my girlfriend's house
Reasons for having a password on my phone
EA's Response To Being Named 'The Worst Company in America'
I can't be the only one...
*Grabs popcorn...
Finally figured it out...
The perfect wine glass
Common Sense
Where are you?
Cupholder
Sometimes I forget that scallops swim, and then I remember that it is fucking hilarious.
Doorbell warning
Me...when the internet won't load .gifs fast enough.
Janitors be like...
He's right, you know...
Master of Disguise
Get your own damn ice cream
So, that's how he gets in...
Not sure if whore or jazz enthusiast...
Thug Life
Two exams on the same day?
US Olympic sprinter on the US rugby team.
Is this even a thing?
Finding Dory
A fossilized 100 million year old spider attack. Bet they found it in Australia.
Self Pic Level: Over 9,000
My roommate has an amazing body, but his face...
As a newly unemployed person, this is what my day looks like.
Hayyy
So I met this guy today...
Family size? Nah, more like ME size!
The best skill I have developed over my years of being a call center rep
Kids these days...
MRW my girlfriend catches me checking out my ex's Facebook page
First strike dud
Obama's just fuckin' with Kim now...
Dollar shopping win
This is what happens when I have free time
BOO!
I was driving behind this on my way to work
And the award for Father of the Year goes to...
When I'm walking with my lesbian friend and a ridiculously hot girl is across the street
A moment of silence...
Cats will do just about anything to get a sip of water
No tears
Advance preparation pays off...
Well, that's one way to keep your head up while napping on a bus
Time travel
I know what I'm going to be making at the office tomorrow...
F*ck you and your happiness
This is what Disney teaches us
Oh, look...it's Hello Kitty
My wish...
Sounds about right
I'm just gonna assume this is in Australia...
When you know your wife has gone full retard...
The perks of having no limbs
The Fresh Prince bringing his talent to Bel-Air
Today, no one came out a winner
Lost Wallet
Drake Bell strikes again...
It's the small things that matter...
We Are The Introverts
The N64 might be unbreakable, but on the other hand...
Look who I found on Google Streetview (now underwater, too)
Free TV
Real Life Downvote
This kid knows how to party...
Walking through Macy's and spotted this...
Scary stories dogs tell one another around the campfire...
Ted...
When your tattoo artist claims he is fluent in Chinese...
I've got the lid for you, too...
Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all...
Loyalty
17 collars...
Just keep swimming
Jeeves...more champagne, my good fellow.
When boys stare at you cause they think you're pretty...
Justin Bieber visits animal shelter
Essentially...
I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.
So, he's leaving One Direction?
My new favorite t-shirt design. Someone needs to make this...
Rare photo of the North Korean Air Force
HOW TO: Diabeetus
Playing Sim 3 and decided to give my book an appropriate name
Roy, from 'IT Crowd', sums it up nicely...
Wii avatar IRL
Telegram for you, sir!
When I found out how easy it is to remove a section of a gif...
The night bitches died...
Mythbusters re-imagined
Dating a deaf girl...
Nathan Fillion is better than you
Thanks for getting your shit together, Capri Sun
Balanced an egg on its end. Daughter seemed really impressed.
Me gusta
For The Supernatural Fans
Cold? Go sit in a corner.
Game of Thrones pick up lines
What REALLY makes me happy...
Get down, Mr. President!
It just sounds right in his voice
I know I'm in the minority here, but I feel strongly about this so let the downvotes pour in...
Doesn't matter...
I met this French guy today...
Toss me the ball...
Flinching? Not tonight.
Parenting done right.
NOPE.
Gaming with a MacBook Pro
You'll be here for a while
The Redneck Way To Inflate A Tire
Apparently, there's a gay fee in NYC restaurants...
He played and scored just two days after his baby boy died. This was his celebration...
I mean, whatever is comfortable...
Playing it cool...
Quote of the Day
Worse than the force choking of Vadering, it's...
Where does it go?
Never Undercook The Pig...
For those who need a visual.
And fuck this car in particular...
When people ask me about my life plans...
Caged to the max
Drake Bell's Trolling Of Bieber Fans Is So Entertaining...
Confessions
On one of our printers at work...
Pew, Pew, Pew...
Wait...which civil war ARE we re-enacting this weekend?
Messing with an English major...
Dory speaking whale.
Dammit, NO! I just want to play!!!
I used to feel bad...
Roommate's Breakfast (L) vs My Breakfast (R). I Think I Have To Hand In My Man Card Now.
This Was Left In Argos. Words Cannot Describe.
Did I Turn It Off? Oh, Shit, Shit, Shit.
When Homeless People Ask You For Money
When people want you to spontaneously perform...
Found This In A Bar In Alaska
Someone In The Warehouse Didn't Get The Memo...
Front Flip Fail
PSY Gangnam Style Flip Book Animation
I'm Getting Real Sick Of Your Shit, Dad.
Dammit!
Hoodie Dog, may I present you with your apathetic nemesis...
If Only They Meant It...
Let's Play A Game...
Too Lazy To Turn
Real gamers will know...
Seems Legit...
Breaking News!
Bob Ross Feels
Revenge is a dish best server warm and smelly...
Bravery and courage. We all salute you.
Know the difference
What kind of sick bastard does this?
Real comedy
Watermelon: Not Even Once.
Life Is A Balancing Act
Bluetooth Stickers. Never Lose Stuff Again.
Google StreetView: Someone Hates Google
Texting someone in the same room
My time management skills need a little work...
It's Like He Made A Sequel Of Himself.
My First Thought When I See "Water Cup Prank" Posts
Taught My Co-Worker How To Make A Chocolate Penguin. He Used That Power For Evil.
I Don't Think He Likes The Cheese...
I Feel Cheated. Actually, I Feel Aroused More Than Cheated.
Wake Up, Girl
This Would Be A Legit Reason To Crash Your Car
The Lamborghini Miura P400 SV Is One Hot Car
A 9-Year-Old's Letter Of Apology To Little Bro For Pinching His Nuts
Just Introduced My New Cat To Lasers...But My Old Cat's Been There And Done That.
Posted At My Local 7-11. They Like To Make Examples Of Shoplifters.
I Would ____ For Sex
Took a photo of a friend, fixed it up in Photoshop. Do you think she'll notice?
Now It Makes Sense...
My Monday Shirt
Guy Pays $300 For Two "Dogs"
Maybe He Was Just Drunk...
Cheez-It Game
What, Is There Something On My Head?
The ONLY Reason I Watch The Big Bang Theory.
You Should.
After You Realize Your Professor Is Staring At You For Not Paying Attention
Noticed This Secret Compartment On The Inside Of My Shorts This Morning
I'm Being Monitored For My Sleeping Disorder. I Guess I Shouldn't Travel By Bus Today...
Tyrion and Bronn
Wait. Cher Died? OMG, When!?
So Close...
ALWAYS Seize The Opportunity
Mom Bought This Shirt For Dad
Assassin's Creed Perspective
As a Canadian, This Is Actually My Biggest Fear Right Now...
This Is What Anxiety Feels Like...
One-Touch Turn Signal
My High School Friends Are Getting Engaged And Having Kids, But I Refuse To Grow Up.
Instead of Wiping Away Your Tears...
It Really Kills The Moment
Young One, Go Forth And Conquer!
I Always Fall For The Girl Who Loves A Good Book...
Anything But Studying...
Someone Has A Sense Of Humor
Especially At The Beginning Of The Week...
Drake Bell Still Having A Good Time Trolling Beliebers...
NigelKarp
I Think Vladimir Is Giving This Protestor A Thumbs Up...
How To Take A Test That Will Guarantee You A Job
It's funny how this caption goes on...
In The Event Of A Zombie Apocalypse...
How They Like It In Germany...
Now, That's A New One...
Freudian Slip
The Littlest Metal Head
Even Sony Hates Twilight
Save To Memory
GF Asked Me To Grab Something Out Of Her Purse. Suddenly, Felt Like A Gynecologist...
Everything Is Better When You're Smiling
Bioshock Players Will Know
Makeup Artist
Meh...Wait. What?
But Still My Facebook Is Filled With Them...
Never Go Full American
Yoda Is A Shitty Pilot...
Glazed Doughnut Breakfast Sandwiches. Fuck Yeah!
The Painter Painted Himself As He Paints His Portrait That He Paints Himself
We Found Out Who Was Stealing The Peeps
Every Damn Time!
Let The Hate Flow Through You, Satan...
When It's Getting Toward The End Of A Date I Know Isn't Going To Go Anywhere...
Wooper Just Doesn't Care
Emo Nemo
Redneck Level: PROM
Preparing For The Very Emotional Scene...
Thanks, Argosy University...
Told The Kids To Go Play Outside...
Best Insult Ever
My Life On The Internet
Prom Season Sale
My Roommate and I Play 'Hide The Ninja'...I Think He Just Won.
My Favorite Rivalry
Pretty Much Sums Up My Relationship With Pizza Rolls
Awesome Wedding Invitation RSVP
At The Drug Store When...Challenge Accepted.
Regardless Of Your Favorite, This Begins A Wonderful Time Of The Year...
Airplane Seating Guide. Every. Time.
The Seasons
Foot, Where Are You Going? Foot...Noooo!
I Always Wondered What Worms Looked Like Up Close...
When Told I'm Too Old To Play In The Playground Ball Pit...
My Feelings Exactly
Awesome Steampunk PC
I Am Not A Smart Man
Don't Test Me, Bitch.
Never Forget
Instead of Buying A Boat...
65,000 Phone Calls. WTF.
Why I Love Going Grocery Shopping...
Sweet Dreams
The Passive-Agressive Raven
I Would Have Thought It Would Be A Much Higher Number...
World of Warcraft Fitness Program
Flew Right Over My Head As A Kid...
Seriously, People...Knock It Off.
I'd Actually Watch That...
Timmy Found Mommy's Toy...
It Would Be Different If Spiders Could Talk
Well Played, Toto
Get Outta' Town!
The Apacolypse
Writing On The Window
Can't Quite Reach
Looking In The Mirror
The Best Use Of The North Korean Incompetence I've Seen...
Drive Thru Headless Prank
Gordon At It Again...
Can't A Guy Just Masturbate In Peace?
I Got The Moves...
Faith In Humanity: Restored
Two Kinds Of People
And The Random Fact Of This Day Is...
Walmart Greeter FTW
Just Batman and Aquaman in Medieval Garb
Why I Love British Television...
Brotherly Love
Splitting The Uprights
Getting Real Tired Of Your Shit, Khurjo...
And Here We See A Wild Derp Out For A Swim...
Gettin' Real Tired Of Your Shit, Gizmo...
What The Actual Hell, America?
Pugtato
Go To Hogwarts, They Said. It'll Be Safe, They Said.
Teach Them Young
And In Other News...
Oops...
God Is Offended
I, Too, Have A Superpower...
An Appropriate Use of The Keep Calm Slogan...
"Save Me A Seat Bro?" "Sure..."
A Very Dangerous Game...
The Reason There Aren't Many 'Crazy Boyfriend' Stories...
Growing Up As A Girl...
Faces From Around The World
Cats vs Dogs: An Endless War
Most Dangerous Six Pack Ever
Seems Legit...
Catch
Wand Or Light Saber?
I've Finally Got A Handle On My Drinking
...WHAAAAAT?
This Is What Happens When You Put Your 7 Year-Old In Charge Of Dishwasher Duty
Awesome Shower
The New Homo
Thinking Ahead
You Know What To Do
Good Boy!
I Asked Them To Make A Dinosaur With The Pepperonis. They Had Other Ideas.
Umm...You Know Exactly Why
Beware...When The Zombie Apocolypse Arrives
Looks Can Truly Be Deceiving
Who Is Actually Going To Put Their Underwear Back In There And Seal It Up
Advancing Science
Is It Just Me Or Is There Something Weird About This Kettle That I Just Purchased
I Think He Found A Way To Fix His Constipation Problem
Peek-a-boo! I Scared You, Right?
Fact Is, She Was
My Reaction When I'm Talking But No One Is Listening...
More Vadering. I Like It.
Our Local Goodwill
Exercise. Not Even Once.
Every Argument On The Internet
How Did She Hear About This?
Trolling Stupid People Is Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel...
Know The Difference
This Proves That I've Had Enough Internet For The Day...
Fairness
Teeth Whitening Nowadays Looks Like Another Way To Enter The Matrix
Tony Stark
Ten Points For Gryffindor!
Has His Own Facebook Page, Too...
Save Walter
Crazy Move...
Best Explanation Of Cross Country Ever
Thor's Prank
Still More Badass Than You...
Kids These Days...
Crocodile Tourism In Australia
Lego Carpet. Why?
Icebergs?
I Don't Think She Cares...
What's For Dessert?
Childhood Remembered
Genius
Poor Kim Jong un
Parenting. You're Doing It Right.
This Is Exactly Why I Love Archer
My Wife Is Doing The Dishes (Why I Miss Scrubs) Scubs, Cox, dishes
Getting Real Tired Of Your Shit, Grandma...
Judge Baby
Worth It!
Human, Get Me Refreshments.
Don't Let It Get You!
Cubicle Done Right
The Real Origin of Swag?
That's Not Including The Fact That This Person Implies England Doesn't Have Freedom.
I Call It The Danger Wank...
The Way My Roommate Drives...
Meanwhile, In The U.K.
Grumpy Cat's Human Doppleganger
Best Manhole Cover. Ever. [FIXED]
James and What???
The Truth Behind Sloppy Writing
Don't Lie...
Motivation For Runners At A Half Marathon
I'm Convinced Hermione Used The "Dickus Erectus" Spell On Me
Not A Chance, Fatboy!
Colbert Asks An Important Question In Neuroscience...
TIL Turtles Can Be Very Fast
New Weapon Systems Unveiled...
Nope!
Dear Girls...
When Your Long Text Is Answered By A Single Letter...
Trolling Level: 1000
Bring Me A Cup Of Tea
Sharing Is Caring
I Before E, Except...
The Worst Part Of A New Relationship...
Turned On Netflix To See All The New Stuff. It's A Good Day.
A Simple Review Of BioShock Infinite
How A Dog And A Cat Look After Being Naughty
I Have A Healthy Relationship With Water
Like A Sir. Sometimes...
Slowpoke Will Be Disappointed...
The Alarm My Girlfriend Has To Remind Her To Take Her Birth Control Pill.
'Murica
The Tag On My Boyfriend's Hoodie Is Offensive
That's My Boy!
Some People Need This...
Driving...
Listening In...
Gandalf Is A Bad Friend
Brilliant Face Painting...
Josh Isn't The Sharpest Tack In The Box
Need A Date?
Cheater
Bitching-ception
Kim, Have A Snickers...
This Is...
Wait...What?
Broke and Single. My Weekend Plans...
Rebel Scum
Best Manhole Cover. Ever.
Make Up Your Damn Mind, Idiot!
Smelborp For President!
Virgin Atlantic Does Not Fuck Around When Asking For Your Title.
Inspirational and Heartwarming Bathroom Stall Graffiti At My School
Just Documenting...You Know, For Science.
JFK On Fapping...
The Final Salvo In The Grey vs Gray Matter...
How I Make Decisions
Rearrange The Letters
I Will Not Deny I Have Taken Archery Lessons In The Past...
Dat Ass
This. Is How Procrastination Works.
Someday...
Gym Posted This To Facebook. I Showed Up And Told Them I Wanted To Sit In The Spectator Seats.
Clever Tip Jar(s)
A Dance Like That Deserves...A Wicked Headshot. Boom!
Classic: I Immediately Regret This
What British Boys Are Really Like...
Snack Hack. I Like This Idea.
I Otter Give It To Him...
Gettin' Real Tired Of Your Crap, Life
Someone Give Chef Ramsay His Pencil
Pretty Crazy To Think About...
I've Been Robbed Of My Innocence...
Someone Is Having A Very Good Day
Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover
Asked Grandma For A Ruler. She Handed Me This. The Peter Meter.
Sign Outside A Sex Store
Goodbye Grandma...
My Boss Brought A Cool Coin Purse Back From Australia...
Stay Classy, Atlantic City...
Yer A Wizard, Harry.
"Watch out for that rock!... You idiot! You should be more caref... SHIT!"
Jeremy Clarkson Nails It
Yeah, Well, Fuck You...Youtube!
Brobama
Welcome To Paradise...
I'd Say Brett Has Some Pretty Awesome Friends...
Made The Mistake Of Feeding My Cat Bacon The Other Day. Now, It's Like This Every Day.
Why Didn't I Think Of This?
Yup, Goin' To Hell. Join Me?
Building A Sandcastle When All Of A Sudden...
Happens Just Enough To Make Me Seem Productive
All My Dreams As A Kid...At Once
The Powergirl Shake
When People F*ck Up The Aspect Ratio...
I Am So Still 12 Years Old...
English Teacher's Parties
Insanity Wolf vs Overly Manly Man: Battle Of The Memes. I Like It.
Three Rules For Life
You'll Love This Post, Because...
Society Today
Sherlock In Different Countries
Oh, Beavers...
An Open Declaration To Kim Jong Un
Apparently, Compliments Are Now Sexist...
North Korea
At Least They're All Stupid and Ignorant...
Justin Bieber/Taylor Swift Faceswap
Good Guy Dog
Years Of Therapy In 3...2...1
Meanwhile In Germany: Our Tower May Not Be Tall, But It Is Thick...
I Have Trust Issues
Meet Konstantin
There Are Two Types Of Nerds
Classic: Behold The Sleek, Athletic Form Of Man As He Leaps The Boundary Between Sand And Sea...
Stereotypes Happen
Noticed The Street Name On My GPS. Took A Small Diversion And Was Not Disappointed.
That's A Sikh Photobomb, Brah!
One Of My Favorite WebComics. Just Awesome.
The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)
A New Species Of Spider Was Just Discovered. It's As Big As Your Face And Poisonous.
It's Not Delivery. It's Bawnjourno.
Walking Dead Logic
Man Tip. Because Steak Should Be Done Right.
What Do You Want Him To Say?
When You Don't Log Out Of Facebook...
When Your Brain Refuses To Cooperate...
The Most Indestructible Avengers Item...
We Have This Thing...
Ross On A Break
Oh, Dwight...
Get To The Point
The Ultimate In Mean
Not Even Once
I'd Play That Game...
The Innocence Of Elf
True Fear
Eating French Fries With Ketchup...Revolutionized
As A Citizen Of London I Found This Both Hilarious and Embarrassing...
German News Program's Depiction of the Conflict in North Korea. Serious Business.
The Best Way To Make Friends...
Boom!
Straight Up
The Moment You Grew Up...
Kim Jong Uno? No-No.
Challenge Accepted?
Shaq Knows What It's For
Quite The Accomplishment
A Monster In The Shower
Right In The Childhood...
Today I was the subject of much humiliation for not knowing much about Pokemon. Charmander knows exactly how I feel.
Patrick Is Everywhere!
Hour one with my milkshake in the yard. I haven't seen any boys yet, but I'm staying optimistic.
American B2 With Noticeable Upgrade
I Need New Facebook Friends. In Fact, I Need New Friends. Period.
Duckface and Chimney Sweeper
The Bitch Police
Someone Worked Long And Hard On This...
The Cosplay That Created The Character: Elizabeth of Bioshock Infinite
Goddamnit, Mumford & Sons!
Abby Knows What's Going On...
Shopping Target Online When Suddenly...
Yes, That's The Name Of The Person On First Base...
Who The Fuck Is DJ?
Matt Berry
Just Gettin' Ready For The Weekend...
Got A New Phone Today. The Lady In The Store Took The Plastic Protective Cover Off For Me :(
How I Feel Waking Up Every Morning...
Me At Every Exam Ever...
What's In A Face?
Stop
I Require More
Capri Sun FTW!
Eat A Snickers...
RIP Roger Ebert
Umm...Ouch.
Bad Dreams
Sarcasm
I Know Which Egg I'll Be Taking...
Technology
Happens All The Time...
North Korea's Nuclear Capability
He Took Marshmallow Roasting Seriously As A Child
Meanwhile In Australia...
Stop Mocking Me and Help Me Down.
Your Efforts To Keep Me Off The Couch Won't Work, Human!
Nukes Can't Harm Australia...
Have You Ever Been To...
Topless Beer Can - Why Couldn't We Have Thought Of This Sooner?
TF2 Arab
I Love Ellen...
This Is Why I'm Afraid Of Emma Watson. What Are You "Afraid" Of?
So Close...
How To Get Out Of Jury Duty...
My First .gif...And Likely A Metaphor For The Success Of This Post
Spectator Safety Nets. This Kid Now Understands Why They Exist.
Proud Hagrid
How To Avoid Paying A Toll: Pretend You're A Ghost
To The Bike Thief...
How I Imagine Hell...
It Was Touch And Go For A While...
Spring In The U.K.
Video Games Have Ruined Me...This Happens Whenever I'm On A Balcony Or Vantage Point.
Katt Williams Made The Statement. All I Did Was Laugh.
Denied!
Little Bro Scores A Homerun Ball While The Adults Try To Find It...WIN!
Internet Heroes
Hunger Games
An Alternative To The Mount Sinai Story...
An Accurate Portrayal Of Cats. Really.
Being A Gentleman Can Often Result In This These Days...
Modern Ruins
Three Amigos
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Getting a Krabby Patty!
What Actually Happens Overnight
Trust Me...I'm An Architect
Poor Polar Bear
Just Some Cool Lawn Decorations
April Fools Joke Gone Wrong
Look At That Van Go...
Life Hack Tip
Genius Tarzan
That About Sums It Up
Good Guy Pringles
Sleeping Spot Stealer
Something Inside Me Wants To Torture These Two...
First World Problems...
Reflections
My Autocorrect Knows Me All Too Well...
Well, That Went Well...
Oh, The Stupid...
Walking Into The Club...
Fuck This Shit. I'm A Dog.
Golfing Like A Boss!
Seems Legit...
MRW I finished Bioshock Infinite MRW I finished Bioshock Infinite
Rejoyce, Today Is...
How Most Men Feel About The Issue...
Stubbornness...
Problem Solved
Long Review For Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme...But Worth The Read
Someone Like You
I Hear It's A Real Shitstorm In There
Movie Covers
MRW After I Get The Call For A New Job After Being Unemployed For 18 Months.
Welcome To Australia!
You Silly Horse
Better Instagram This
The Bible For Our Day
I Would Never Be Able To Keep Up With This Workout
Who Needs HMs?
An Argument Outside Walmart...
Some People Just Want To Piss Me Off...
And...A Nutshot For The Ref!
Condescending Wife
The Ultimate Alarm Clock
Vadering. Hoping To See More Pics Of This...
Dear Women: Please Start Practicing Pole Dancing Outside. Sincerely, Timmy.
Homemade Clock. Freaks People Out All Time Time.
Seems Legit...
That's Me...
I'm Already Packing My Bags
Tragedy In The Making
I Think I See A Cheaper Way To Charge My Phone
Just In Case You Haven't Scrolled Through Your Facebook Newsfeed Today...
A Handy Dandy Guide for All of Us
How To Get A Ton Of Comments On Facebook
Everything Is Red
Triple Concerto From a Faucet, Water Pipes, and A Fiddle.
Adding Insult To Injury
Dear Porn Sites:
Some People Browse The Internet While Relieving Themselves and Others, Well...Doodle
MRW I Overhear My Gilrfriend's Mom Bitching About Me Over The Phone
North Korea
How I Feel About Eating Healthy...
Next Week On Walking Dead
Everything In This Picture Is Snoop Dogg/Lion. Because It's The Internet, That's Why.
Nerf Guns
Siblings...
That Paul Konerko Guy Is One Lucky Bastard
When An Insult Isn't Enough...
Gas Prices and Grades
Why We Support South Korea Over The North... Ever wondered why we support South Korea over the North. Must have something to do with the girls in the south.
The Best Thing That Happened
Saxophone Battle In NYC Subway
Those Living In New Jersey and Oregon Know Exactly What This Means...
Leftovers Then and Now
I Really Should Have Known Better
Describing The Indescribable...
Makes Sense.
Now This Is A Coffee To Start The Day Off Right
My Childhood and Adulthood Have Collided
Mooning The Wrong Person
Attack Of The Sloths
Morning Person
I'd Buy It
Every. Single. Time.
Obama And His Lightsaber
Wow...Talk About Shrinkage
Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog
Husband Has The Sniffles
The Choice Was Easy
My Wife Laughing At Me For Tearing Up During The First Look On Our Wedding Day...
High Five, Bro...
Pope Benedict Spotted Experiencing Retirement
Look, Kate...
King Sloth
My Virgin Girlfriend Said She Wants To "Try And Give A Blowjob" Lord, Help Me!
A Case For Being Single
Cool Rhino Origami
Well Played, MTV.
Blind 'Em With Your Pasty Whites
When A Family Member Asks If I've Found A Job Two Months Before Graduating
There's Really No Other Way To Classify Charizard...
Constantly Being Questioned...
He Got Lost In His Eyes
Every Time I Try To Open One Of Those Fruit-Filled Snack Plastic Cups
Dinosaur Facts From Bill Nye
So, My Aunt's Cat Likes To Sit Like This...
Woody's A Dick...
Came Across This English Shop. Thought I Might Just Poke My Head In...
After Our Date...
Everything's Better With Explosions...
Bet They Had No Idea The Fun Their Invention Would Create...
Les Misetapes
One Of The Funniest Scenes In This Movie
Olympic Hallway Swim
You Can Always Count On The Kindness Of Strangers
Pull!
The Story Of Why Men Were Given Two Heads
Scott Pilgrim Vs. Taylor Swift's Ex-Boyfriends
Pottering. The New Planking.
Well, That's Awkward
And Then It Hit Me...
When 2nd Grade Spelling Mistakes Go Terribly, Terribly Wrong...
Close Enough
Adult-Sized Playgrounds
When Ginny Caught Percy Polishing His Wand
Supporting Gary Rights Support of Gary Rights
Zero Fucks Given
Dancing is Not Going to Make an Entire Arena Unsee
Cut Me Off While Driving. Looked At His Vanity Plate. I Ain't Even Mad.
The Creepiest Villain I Have Ever Known...
April
I'm Still Holding Out Hope
A Game Of Chicken
Glorious. Just Absolutely Glorious.
Graffiti Done Right
Some Of The Most Interesting Pants In The World
Metalheads: Restoring Faith In Humanity
Synchronized Diving
You Know He's Thinking, "How The Hell Does The Cat Do It?"
I'm Beginning To Realize I Live The Life Of A Dog...
It's All I Want In Life
Why Did You Have To Be Such A Disappointment, Toy Story 3?
My Friend's Husky Is A Derpy Window-Licker :p
Strike One!
Trying To Comfort A Girl On Her Period...
Texting With My Dog
Trying To Look On The Good Side
One Of The Quality Father-Son Moments They Shared...
It All Makes Perfect Sense Now
Alright...Commence With Your Downvotes If You Must, LolSnaps...
A Wonderful Repost From 4Chan
Facebook Would Be A Lot More Interesting...
So Close...
Potty Training Not Going 100% To Plan
Apparently, Canada's Children Are Slightly More Mature Than Children In The U.S.
All You Need to Katch a Kardashian
Kim Jong Un Is Tempted
Please Dad...Please. Don't Tell THAT Story.
Well...We Kinda' Fits
Epic Dr. Cox Rant
Cough, Cough...
Seduction Level: Nintendo
Help Them Out...
Have You Ever Been So Angry You Wanted To Suplex A Deer?
Somewhere Between The Ages Of 2 and 20, Cute Becomes Weird.
The Sale Of Physical CDs Is So Rare Today, Amazon Will Actually "Pay" You To Buy It...
I Could Really Go For a Nephrotic Adventure Featuring Tiny Children. Let's See What Netflix Has...
My Wife Is A Closet Racist
Be Careful Who You Challenge...
Meowf?
Look Mom, I'm A Penguin...
Gatorade Flavors
It's Just Unavoidable On The Internet
Makes Me Hungry For Fries...And Then A Smoke
Mandarin Snail. Because My Sister Is Always Playing With Her Food.
Master Yodog
A Perfect Combination
Whose Birthday?
The Coolest Picture of Napoleon Bonaparte
Zelda Logic
Bees
Things I Never Learned In High School
So True.
Awesome Thrift Shop Find For Only 99 Cents. Gonna Have To Pull Out My Gangsta Card.
Our Generation May Never Hold Public Office
Was Getting Smirks At The Gym...And Then I Remembered What Shirt I Was Wearing.
The LolSnaps Photoshop Battle, Edition II (Ridiculously Photogenic Jiu-Jitsu Guy)
This Actually Made My Day A Bit Better
The Longer You Watch March Madness
As You Ponder Your Future With or Without Children...Consider This:
Slick Rick
And No One There To Help...
Extreme Energy Is Extreme
So I think you guys have a thing for Emma Watson, right? She's in this movie coming up in June with a bunch of nobodies...
The Truth About Severus and Lucius
Oh, Good...They Accept Dr Pepper
Happens All The Time
Please, Dear God...Do Not Let Them Breed!
Ellen Confirms "Finding Dory" Due Out In 2015
Bike Knowledge To Beard Ratio
Apparently This Is A Thing Now In Japan. Hadouken-ing?
Showed This To My GF. She Has Confirmed This.
Netflix's Hidden April Fool's Prank That Went Too Far...
Well Played, Big Brother. Well Played.
The Evolution Of Coffee
When Boys Give You Cute Nicknames...
This Guy Came Out Of Retirement To Help The Cleaning Crew
Infinite Entertainment
Industrial Strength Fun
Meanwhile At Disneyland...
Socially Active
Super Mario Kart: Cats
Poor Mom Was Struggling With The Voice Texting Feature On Her New Phone
Nice One, MasterFoods.
Our New Teacher's First Test. Should Be An Interesting Quarter.
Trust Issues...
It's Firm...Trust Me!
Totally Nailed It.
After Watching Kevin Ware's Leg Injury
How Do I Upvote Someone In Public
My Wife Saved This On The Computer And I'm Not Sure What To Think.
Radio Today Is Just So Direct
This Is Why I Can't Have Nice Things
Gotta Love Perfectly Timed GIFs
My Friend's Mom Gave This To Us. We Didn't Even See It Coming.
Hershel's Other Message For The Governor...
When Your Acting Makes You More Hated Than Malfoy, You Become A...
Apparently, It's Not About Being Better Than The Other Guy...It's About Making The Other Guy Worse Than You.
Bruges
The Best Les Mis GIF I've Seen...
Burn
My Friend Yesterday...
Have You Ever Felt Out Of Place?
Oh, Facebook...
Craigslist
A Secret More Drivers Need To Discover
Told My Husband I Was Pregnant for April Fools. We Just Had A Baby A Few Months Ago.
Zombie Apocalypse Checklist
Buy A Cheaper Car From England, They Said. Nobody Will Notice, They Said.
People Just Misinterpreted Him...
Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels
Getting Dressed To Go Out For An Event
The One Thing Canadians Love More Than Hockey...
People Everywhere Should Use This Word...
Wrong Number Texting
Me and My Babe
One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Boat...
Being Second Isn't That Bad...
Sonic Is Now Traumatized
Seems Legit
Two Breeds In One: The Corgi-Husky
Some Crazy Unique Guitars
Never Grow Old
Protesting
He's Not Very Good With Laser Pointers
Why, English Language...Why, Have You Done This?
My Type Of Meditation
Operation
This Netflix Category Is Perfect
Cats Aren’t Exactly Cuddly Animals
Fairly Odd Parents and Danny Phantom...
Star Wars As Sports Teams
Angry Customer
Comparing Twitter and Game of Thrones
Welcome To Photoshop Zoo
Someone Understands...
Oh My Cuteness
Well, Fuck You Too Internet...
Sometimes It Works...Other Times, Not So Much
Tardis Bar
Evolution Should Make This Happen...
So Gorgeous
Brilliant Idea
How To Make Love
5 Second Rule
Chemistry Cat's Best Pick-Up Line...
Captain Jack Sparrow Gets Caught
Confession Of A Hoarder
Cannot Be Unseen...
No One Cares, Bro...
Team Rocket Logic Works in Fire Emblem Too
You Know What Will Happen, Yet You Still Do It
April Fools In Italy
Crazy Moustache Dance
Kids Then And Now
Here's The Thing About Super Mario Bros 3...
Virgin Airlines Launches the First Glass-Bottomed Plane
Why, Google?
A Mother Goose And Her Goslings
Then...and Now...
It Goes Both Ways...
Take Me With You
Lord, Bless This Little Meal I Am About To Eat. Amen.
Cheap
Prancing Through Nature
Me, Browsing The Internet On April 1st...
As A Sims Player, This Is Spot On...
Dogs: 1, Cats: 0
Saw A Close Friend Using Bing On Internet Explorer... Sorry, Former Close Friend.
My Precioussss...
Tried To Take Some Family Photos, But He Wouldn't Come Out Of Ninja Mode...
GTA Logic
Trolling Done Right...
A Sure Way To Get Men To Respond To Your FB Post
Nick Offerman Break Dancing
Never Thought Of It That Way, But Yeah...
An Appropriate Response To Stupid...
Replaced Hand Sanitizer With Lube In The Office Today For April Fool's
Just An Old Man Crossing The Street
Anagrams
Cyclist Wins Race Like A Boss
Either My Pregnancy Test Found Out What Day It Was...Or My Uterus Is Broken
I Think Her Fingers Got Stuck...
Well Played, Game of Thrones Subtitles. Well Played...
After A Terrible Start To Monday, I Walk Into This At Work...
I Wonder What Keith Urban Thinks About That...
Be Careful Not To Accidentally Make Your Way Into The Lion's Den...
So, I Dropped My Sunglasses In The Water
Please Don't Kill Me
"I Just Wanted To Fish. I Never Wanted To Swim With Them!"
Wow, Netflix Is Getting Specific...
Ordered Cheesesticks At A Western Bar In Korea...
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet, More Powerful Than A...Motorboat.
Best Name Ever
So, I Told My Brothers I Made Them "Brownies"...April Fools!
Harriet Tubman To The Rescue
Now, This Is What Swag Is...
MRW I Saw The Replay Of Kevin's Ware's Broken Leg
Dad, Tell Me A Joke...
Awesome Leaky Cauldron Science Wizard…
When You Smell Your Boyfriend's Colon...
Sweet Cornrows, Brah...
My Aunt's Attempt At Homemade Peeps Ended Up Looking More Like Unicorn Poop
So Concerned About The Flag
Internet, You're Doing It Right...
Tucked Away In My Local Newspaper...
Awesome Knitted Shoes
When I See More Patrick Posts On LolSnaps...
Bras We Have Known, Illustrated
Oh, Eve...
Bag Snatcher Gets His Karma
Just One Of The Creepiest Nightstand Lights. Ever.
Introducing Google Nose. On April 1st.
My Precioussss...
That Would Have Changed The Film
My Teacher's Face When Correcting My Paper...
So, I Heard You Guys Likek Optical Illusions...
The 12 Year-Old In Me Finds It Amusing That Poop Flew on Apollo 10 According To This Audio Transcript
Tamagotchi Tryst
No Pain, No Gain
After Spending Most Of The Weekend On The Internet, I Decided To Go Outside...
Perspective
Why, Yes...Yes, I Have...
Well, This Never Made Sense To Me...
Time Spent After An Argument
Perfectly Timed Prank
The Funny Things Kids Write
Jon Richardson On The *Sometimes* Cause Of Bad Moods
Discovery Channel Needs To Start Having 'Cow Week' Every August...
Why I Drink...
He Knows How To Use Axe
People Who Suck At Cooking
Hey, You...
So, My Wife Got An Oil Change...
Roommates
Inside "The History and Social Influence of the Potato"
Sorry...That's The Lion King
Chuck Norris Has An Opponent
Let's Just Say He Loves Chicken McNuggets
The Best Way To Avoid Interruptions In A Busy Environment
Taking Kickflips To The Next Level.
Sneaking Stuff Off The Set
I Guess They Don't Want Visitors
America and Australia
The Struggle: A Man Facing Addiction
How I Feel About Axe
Equality
Kung Fu Panda In The Parking Lot
The Laziest Gun In The World
Good Game. Good Game. Good Game.
And That's How I Got A Concussion...
Good Luck Finding Them
Clever Bird
Sign On The Door Of A Cockpit
Nailed It.
Manatea, Anyone?
When The Kids Don't Cooperate For The Easter Photo
Cold, Heartless B*tch
*adimir Putin. Not To Be Confused With Vladimir Putin.
Stylish Dog
Unfortunately, It's Turned Off Almost Immediately Every Single Morning.
When I Think of Spring, I Think of Allergies. Then I Think of This.
I Don't Think That's How It Goes...
WalMart Irony
My Place and Her Place...
Drama Queens
Clear Legos
Police In Scotland Just Got Serious
Organ Donor
My Favorite Sign At Work
My Letter To Santa Fell On Deaf Ears
Just One Taste...
Feeling Sentimental?
If The Resurrection Were Today... On the third day he posed...
A Repost That Seems Very Timely: The "Three Days" Rule
North Korea's First Attack On The United States
Look At All The Hooters!
Happy Easter!
Making College Fun
Poor Daisy
Ontario's Logo Is Its Official Flower, The Trillium, But I See Three Guys Chillin' In A Hot Tub.
What Would You Give Me?
Just Chillin'
The Best Part Of My Sunday...
I Didn't Lie
Two Kinds Of People
You Need A Push?
Relationship Status: It's Complicated
MRW My Professor Hands Me Back My Graded Exam That I Spent Hours Studying For
Awesome Watermelon Car
Patrick Riding A Unicorn. Your Argument Is Invalid.
If Ronald McDonald And Burger King Had Kids
Not Today
Left My Fiancé In The Jacuzzi For Five Minutes...
Sounds About Right
Remember?
Stay Classy, Wichita State Cheerleaders
Too Late To The Party?
Meanwhile In An Alternate Universe: Cats and Owls Are BFFs
Hi There...
Seems Legit.
I Think My Girlfriend's Salt Shaker Gnome Is Secretly Part Of The KKK
Turtle on a Tech Deck. Catch You Later, Dudes!
Bad luck Kim Jong Un
Should We Be Scared?
Walking Dead Logic
Tennessee's Pride, Jack Daniels Whiskey
Chocolate Heaven
Rock On, Horse!
Let My Brother Watch My Kid. He Sent Me This Pic Saying, "Had To Run Into The Market".
Egg Designs
How To Be An Awesome Dad...
Dis Mine
Easter This Year
My Fiancé Decided To "Man Up" His Pink Basket For The Family Easter Basket Exchange
Surf's Up!
When I Ask Patients Their Pain Level, I Show Them This.
Nope, There's None Left. I Swear!
How Other Planets Would Appear In Our Sky
You Know You Have A Lazy Dog When...
Found This At My University. What A Waste Of White Ink.
Don't Panic
The Pizza Guy
A Not-So-Subtle Warning
Cat Plays Fruit Ninja on iPad [FIXED]
Getting Serious...
It's In The Hat
Evil
Overheard Someone Drop This The Other Night...
LolSnaps Inspired Me To Update My Facebook Today
My Dog Is An Asshole
Probably Better Than The Original
Yay! Water!
I Wonder If Mr. Bean Knows...
Noticed The Receipt From A Purchase My Boyfriend Made The Other Day...
Rachel Riley Makes Us All Smarter...
Symbolically...
Easter Island Milk Carton
Another Reason To Love Ron Swanson
Pokemon Logic..... Pokemon Stupid Logic
Adults Photoshopped To Look Like Kids
The Real Discrepancy With The Big Bang Theory
Liftception
Not The Answer She Was Expecting...But The One She Deserved.
This Happens Far Too Often...
My Friend Has A Kid. Challenge Accepted.
Gonna Needs Lots Of Ice, Too...
I Appreciate Your Efforts, But...
Game of Thrones Spoiler Alert
I Hate When People Post Dumb Sh*t On My Wall...
Emotion Lotion
Been There...
The Ultimate Picture To Drive OCD-Prone People Batshit Crazy
Texting
Adult Easter Egg Hunt. I Can't Wait.
Just Saw This In The Library. I Don't Think I'll Be Using Their Services.
Acid Cat
Been Trying To Learn How To Make A GIF...Need More Work?
My Friend Left This For His Grandma Before He Went To Spain Just In Case
Clever...Stake To The Heart
Dog Shaming
Where Do I Sign Up?
What Do You Hoard?
I Don't Think He Knows How To Put On An Easter Bunny Costume.
This Is What Makes The News In Ireland
This Cat Is Better At Playing Fruit Ninja Than I Am...
My Vegan Girlfriend Left Me A Couple Weeks Ago. This Has Been My Emotional Support.
Cash Protection Level: 100%
Oregon Band Member Left Hangin'
I Regret Nothing
Aaahhh...Spring
Jesus Forgot To Tell Paul He Was Turning The Water Into Wine...
I'm A Panda
You Do Nothing All Day
Grape Flavored Cough Syrup
OMG Albus!
Welcome To Jackass!
After Telling My Grandfather I Have To Sometimes Take Xanax...
Like A Sir
What Can I Do For You?
Any Dachshund Owner Will Know This...
Walking Dead Spoiler Alert: Norman Reedus Just Posted This On Facebook
Aren't Moms The Greatest?
Is It Legal To Use The Force In The NBA?
Poker Face
99 Problems
Let's Play The Walmart Game
I Think I Prefer Duck Face...
Joe Rogan's Observations...
Shaved my shoulder-length hair a few months ago. Got a little creative on the way with the help of my roommates!
Planking, Batmanning, Owling...Pfft. I Prefer "Vadering".
I Think We Can All Agree The Internet Has Been On A Patrick Fad. I Vote This Be The Last One...
You'll Be Singing This Song All Day Long...
Albert Gets It
Scar! Brother, Help Me!
Homework At Hogwarts
Not The Easter Bunny, But The...
Karma
The Only Way To Get The Cat To Lay In His Expensive Bed
An Accurate Description
Quite Possibly The Best Name I Have Ever Seen...
How You Know They're Straight...
Nerds vs Hipsters. Can You Spot The Differences?
"Hey You Guyyyyyyyyssssss"
So, They Tried To Cut Down A Tree On My Street...
I Cleared My Browser History Twice In 5 Minutes And This Is The Judgement I Get From Google...
How To Catch A Baby
Anon Makes The Hard Decision...
Someone Is A Little Shy
F*ck It. Nobody's Looking... HAHAHAWEEEEE!
No Rice Dicks
I've Got To Get One Of Those...
Life Of A Student
The Perfect Solution
Are You Serious?
Being The First Downvote On A New Post...
Umm, Guys...?
This Is...I Just...Wait, What?
D:
I'm Gonna Need More Quarters...
Safe Sex? This Sign In The Hotel Room Looks Like A Woman Giving Head.
Cowlicks. Just As I Expected.
I Love The Logic Of 10 Year-Olds On Xbox Live
Liars
They See Me Rollin'
My Husband Promised Me Breakfast In Bed. Not What I Was Expecting.
Some Cats Just Want To Rub It In...
You Know You Live In A Bad Part Of Town When Even The Bus Stops Insult You...
They Didn't Choose The Thug Life...The Thug Life Chose Them
His First Cupcake Was An 'OMG!' Moment
Admit It.
When The English Language Is Both Beautiful and Funny
A Starfish Hitching A Ride On A Baby Sea Lion
A Question For The President
How To Pass The Company Drug Test
Teaching Her How To Crawl. I'd Say We're Doing Right.
I Wasn't Expecting To Cry At The Doctor's Office Today
Saw At A Store Near My Home...
This Answer Looks Perfectly Fine To Me...
The Jackpot Continues To Increase
She Came In For Job Interview Dressed Like This...
Gollum vs. Smeagol Rap Battle
Lollipop
That's One Good Dad
You Can Become Anything...If You Put Your Mind To It.
Doesn't Work With Real Cats. I Tried.
Pros and Cons Of Easter
I Think There's A Special Place In Hell For People Like Me
8-Bit Skittle Art
He's Only Human. Wait...What?
Women
When Your Kid Finds The Beard Trimmer...
Something's Not Right
We've All Experienced That Feeling
The Pending Coffee
Oh, Humanity...Always Trying To Cop A Feel
Got This Card For A Friend. I Am Not Choosy When It Comes To Friends.
Justice Princesses
My Hopes Are Pretty Basic...
I Just Can't Decide Which Is Classiest
Well...Shit.
I've Been Doing It Wrong This Whole Time
I Trust Bing Translations! Bad translation made by bing translator of a Japanese language facebook post
The Romantic Engineer
RIP Uncle Vernon Dursley (Actor Richard Griffiths Dies)
Surprise Alien
Manly Men Don't Take Two Trips
Always Enjoy The Side Gags In The Simpsons
The Golden Age Of Flying...
Clever Advertising By Local Church
Don't Make Me Suffer
That Bear Gets Way More Action Than I Do!
Ruined Childhood
Walking Dead Spoiler Alert
We All Have That Friend...
My Easter Weekend...
The First Honest Cable Company
The Gay Marriage Debate In 50 Years...
Classic Easter Egg Coloring Method
Teacher Win
Things To Put On My Resume
April Fools Pranks
˙˙˙noʎ ɟo ʇno llǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʎouuɐ oʇ ʇsnɾ
Never, Ever Tell Me What To Do
Who Put The Cat In The Washing Machine?
You Know You're Cool When You Have A Vinyl Decal Of Your Own Face
She's One Of Us!
Keep Calm
Better Late Than Never...Plus, I Get To Relive Childhood Dreams.
Names
Grape. Fruit. Grapefruit.
Go Home Chrome, You're Drunk... spell check mispelled
Ordered Some New Dog Tags For My Deployment
Something Tells Me They Don't Really Want My Resume...
Didn't See That One Coming...
Go Home Pills, You're Drunk...
Why Does This Make Me Want To Talk Like An Angry Chinese Person?
Dubai
Did Weighted Squats For The First Time Yesterday And Just Tried Walking Down Some Stairs.
Take That, Cat!
GTA Safe Driving
Company Policy
Confession Bear
She Managed To Get Up The Stairs, But Is Having Second Thoughts About Getting Down...
Someone Wants These Staples Eliminated
So Many Questions, But So Afraid To Ask This Stranger On The Bus...
That's About Right
Photo Lebrombed
My Boss's Office Looks Strangely Familiar...
Patrick Has Seen So...Much...
Based On This, What Are Your Roots?
I'll Be Taking My Breakfast To Go...
He Doesn't Even Have A Use For That Money...
Real Mature, Guys...
Who's Counting?
Drum Solo Dreams
Perfect Trap: The Word "Free", Hockey, and Beer.
Oh, Flanders...
Here Are Your Rings, Bitch!
When Your Wife And Kids Leave The House...
I Thought You Wanted Me To Be More Open...
Yup, Nailed It.
It's Tough Being Famous
The F*ck You Looking At?
Not Exactly A Push Up, But...Close Enough.
My View While Pooping
I Thought I Told You Not To Put Me In Here, Motherf*cker.
What Goes Through My Mind When My Boss Tells Me To Be More Customer Oriented
Celebrities Without Teeth
The Discreet Subway Fap. Or Not.
He Thought She Was Writing Her Phone Number...
Get On It, Capri Sun!
Escalator Spin Move With A Predictable Outcome...
Some Of Humanity According To Google Searches
Best Protest Sign
LEEEEROYYYYYYY JEEENKINNSSSSS!!!!
The Real Problem
The Walking Dead and Toy Story
Reflections
Classic White Teenage American Girls
Ding Ding Ding
Parking Fail Mashup
Had To Prove It For Myself...
1 Out Of 3
How To Prep For A Science Test
I Need Some Change In My Life
Behold, The...
Wanna Go For A Walk?
Friend Is In Spain For Easter. Don't Think She Was Expecting This Kind Of Culture Shock...
We Are...Brothers?
Being Optimistic
A Different Kind Of Time Lord...
So Much Stupid
Clever Billboard
The Plot Hole I've Never Quite Understood...
Well, I Don't Like You Either...
This Is A Series I Wouldn't Miss
She Was Looking For Her Keys
Peng-Win
Saw An Ultrasound Of My Baby. My First Thought...
Saw This At Work Today. Coincidence?
I Would Do The Same
If You Cut Your Chocolate Bar Just Right, You Can Eat Chocolate Indefinitely...
Biotics
That's One Way Around Technology
Classic: Rémi Gaillard Traffic Cam Prank
Just One Beer. I Promise.
My Next Tattoo...
How I Sit At The Computer
This Is Going To Be My New FB Profile Pic
Nope. Everything Looks Fine. Carry On.
Why Do We Need School?
Aw Yeah, That's The Stuff. Right There...
The Biggest Ripoff Ever
I Will Never Be This Awesome
He's Practically Blind
We Have An Army...
Zebra Crossing
The Biggest Lie
GF Sent Me This. I'm Pretty Sure She's Cheating On Me With A Bear.
Are You F*cking Kidding Me?
Just One Glass...
Damn Director!
Going Up!
Obviously, Never Owned An Xbox
Mind Blown A Bit
Especially When I Left For College...
I'm Okay, I'm Okay, I'm Okay, I'm Okay, Sweeeeet...
Tenacious D...
The Perfect Crime
10% Cotton and 90% Stupid
So, Guess Who Faked His Death And Moved To Mexico? Rejoice My Friends!
Wicked Bitch Of The West
Gingers
Now I Want A Baby Pig
A Criminal Mastermind At Work
Shallow Much?
My Girlfriend Wasn't Thrilled With My New Game Idea...
The Simpsons Accurately Sum Up Relationships
Reality Is A Bitch
My Foreign Language Class...
Buuuuuurn!
My New Favorite Shirt
Trust
Forever Alone Pluto
A New Way To Order Food. I Like It.
There Are Two Types Of People...
Harder To Find Than Waldo
Pretty Much Every Day In College...
Your Dad Is Gonna Love This Gift
For The Sake Of Your Dignity...
In Regards To All These Red Equals Signs...
I Love This Job!
This Peanut Tastes Like An Apple
That's Very... Gouda.
Sometimes As A Zoo Keeper I Feel Like I'm Being Mocked...
My Life
Stay Classy, Workaholics...
Damn!
Expectation vs Reality
My Barista Friend Made This For An Impatient Customer...
We Have Feelings, Too!
I Asked An eBay Seller To Draw A Cat On The Package
Legen
dairy
I Might Even Be Willing To Pay For That...
Error 404. Banana Not Found.
If I Was God...
North Korea's Missile Program Stored On That Disk
Hockey Night In Canada
Sweat Pants
Shut Up And Take My Money
Gamers
Using An iPad To Take A Selfie
No One Told Him He Could Breathe Underwater
PC vs Mac
There's An Invention For Just About Everything...
You Ate My Cookie and I Want It Back.
Things You Will Never Get For Christmas Again
You're Doing It Wrong
Why Not Both?
Deleting Zoosk Account...This Is One Of The Reasons Why.
These Two Pictures Belong Together
My Short Summary Of Harry Potter
I Do This More Than I Care To Admit...
Awesome Melon Carving Is Awesome
Overly Attached Winter
Should I Sleep With Him/Her?
Celery Phones
Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses
Priorities
Genetics and Choice
Always Wondered About This...
Thank You Jim Carrey
Faith In Humanity: Destroyed...But Then Partially Rebuilt
Well Then...
Feminism
Eating Spaghetti...
The Last Line Of Defense Against The Urge To Drunk Text The Ex-Girlfriend.
Every. Single. Time.
This Year's Easter Egg Hunt
Installation Failed
This Just Doesn't Add Up...
Back Up Just A Little So I Can Get A Better Shot...
If You're Ever Sad...
How To Make The Perfect BLT
Frank Knows What's Up
When I Found Out That The Girl I Like Is Into Lord Of The Rings
It Was A Good Day Today...
It's A Nice Idea
I Accept Your Apology
Catch Me!
So Close To Finally Getting The Answer...
Do You Know This Guy?
I Hope He's Not Serious...
Hey, You Dropped Something...
Eagles
Ain't Gonna Touch That...
That's Why I Prefer Curtains...
Eating Dessert Like A Sir!
I Can Always Make You Smile
How To Steal A Bike
Procrastination Is Universal
Political Opinion
How To Hula Hoop
Winter Drags On...
Forget Chris. Stewie's Concern Is More Important.
Best Friends Forever
Oh, The Irony. Ironic Facebook status
I Got This Shirt To Support My Brother, Who Is Bravely Serving In The Armed Forces
People Love Wanting What They Cannot Have...
Basically, Every Time I Start a TV Series That's Been On For A While.
Welp, I'll Just Go Around
What Is This Contraption?
There Are Two Types Of People...
My Friend Asked Her Server For Just A Little More Diet Coke...
Me On Payday When All The Bills Have To Be Paid
The Last Thing A Fly Sees...
Hole In One
The Angry Birds Discover Laxatives
Love At First Sight...
You See Dead People?
Truth In Advertising
Super Weird Fantasy
Don't Knock It Til You've Tried It...Right?
So, This Was Outside My University This Morning...
He Knows What's Up...
An Old High School Crush Uploaded Some Naughty Pics to FB and Didn't Set The Privacy Settings Correctly
One Of My Favorite Scenes From 30 Rock
What I Do When I Can't Hear Someone...
Your Likes Are Making Such A Difference...
Swedish Inmates
How To Tell If You're A Fake DJ
“Into The Garbage Chute, Flyboy!”
Imagine...
Rachel and Eric
The Plight Of The Honeybee
The Look Of A Man When His Mind Is Blown
Timing
I'll Save You, Bro!
My Life Is A Lie
Mordor
Took A Date To A College Art Gallery Exhibit And This Was Pretty Much My Reaction The Entire Time...
Tina Took A Tumble...
Remember, Behind Every Sign Is A Story
OH THE LAWD ALMIGHTY!
I Think Someone Has Had Enough
Taco Bell: For The Big Moments In Life
Tiger and Turtle
You Sir, Earned My Respect!
Hey, Baby. ;) Meet Me After The Race.
Ridiculously Photogenic Jiu Jitsu Guy
The Motto For Most LolSnaps Users
Sometimes I Feel So Inspired...
Annoying Cat Logic
Master Of Disguise
It's The Wrong Question
Fallout Monopoly
When Grandma Asked How I Knew So Much About Computers
Introduced Our Cat To Bubbles Today
How Hand Dryers Really Work...
How Do Atheist Families Celebrate Christmas?
Newspapers New and Then
Meditation
Just Leo's Luck...
The Product Of Spending The Afternoon With My Little Brother...
Now Hitler Has Really Pissed Me Off...
Reviews For The Legendary Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
I Could Have Sworn I Wore A Hat
Blondes
Apple iWatch
Curse You, Nerves
You Don't Have To Tell Me Twice. I Just Found A New Place To Get My Haircut.
Snowboarding In The City
Zombie Forecast
Winner Of Best Birthday Card
Kingdom Hearts 3?
Cartoon Network is Turning Into the Disney Channel
Boo!
Midnight Reassurances for Calvin
Good for You, Buddy
Honest Trailers - Les Miserables
Little Piglet Is Cold
Saw This Posted Outside The School Bathroom
Baby Starfish Wants A Hug
I Agree With Principle Lewis
I'm Still Not Taking A Bath
China's Got It Figured Out
Scumbag Bladder, Scumbag Brain...
I Sooooo Want This In My House! The Eyes Move When You Turn The Handle.
Her Name Is Probably Grace...
Ermahgerd, Bluebs!
The Internet is a Cycle
So, There Is SOME Civility On YouTube...
A Riddle For The Ages
Twilight Fandom in a Nutshell
Here, Take One. It's On Me...
This Light is Not a Lie
Hunger or Awkwardness?
Food Packaging
Welcome...
An Open Message To Parents
Do You Want To Get Married When You Grow Up?
When Plans Break Down
I Need To Start Playing Sims Again
Even Lady Liberty Is Taking Selfies...
You Had One Job!
The Best Place To Launch A Rocket Into Space
Women Can Do Things Men Can't...
Canada Knows What's Up
Pretty Girls Doing Ugly Faces
The Human Brain
"Dueling Banjos" Solo On A Double-Necked Guitar by Mark Kroos.
Always In Character
I Need One...
The First Time I Thought About Letting Jesus Into My Life...
I, Too, Caught My Girl Sleeping
I Think I'm Going To Have Some Of These Printed. For Reasons.
This Is How We Do Easter Decorations In Our House...
Race-ist
The Reason I Skip So Many Songs When I'm Listening To Music
When The Guy Upstairs Has Unprotected WiFi...
Was Going To The Gas Station To Sodomize Myself, But Apparently That's Not Allowed...
Kim Jong-un Learns About The Internet
This Is My Supervisor. I'm Self Employed.
There Are Two Types Of People In The World
A Canadian In Texas
Fried Fish Fillets...
He Does Have A Point...
Meanwhile in Russia Meanwhile in Russia
Am I Doing This Right?
I Found The Real Puss In Boots
The Easter PedoBunny
You Know You've Always Wanted This...
Stormbob Trooperpants
Anon Goes Full Potato
Parked Next To This Car And Immediately Had Flashbacks To Age of Empires 2
I Don't Think So, Einstein
Who Can Tell Me...Which Animal Did The Ancient Egyptians Worship?
When The Professor Says, "So That Will Definitely Be On The Exam."
So, Does That Mean No?
Gamers Will Know...
Ordered Pizza And Asked For A Joke On The Box. Better Than I Expected...
My Favorite Part Of Bioshock Infinite So Far...
Sibling Rivalry
Gamer Fantasies
God Kicks Puppies
MRW I Realize The Walking Dead Season Finale Is The Same Time As The Game Of Thrones Season Premiere
Bruins Assistant Coach Geoff Ward's Perfect Earpiece Toss Into Spectator's Beer
I'm Gay For Marijuana
ROR!
T-Rex Trying To Manscape
Just Cosmo...Teaching The Kids And All
Me...At The Candy Store
Evasive Maneuver!
Found This On Tumblr...'Cause Identifying Cheetahs Is Damn Confusing
Set The Bear Free, They Said...
Logic?
Makes Sense.
For Long Distance Lovers. Other Uses Optional.
I Love Catchy Tunes...No Matter Where They Come From!
He Wanted To Be On My Lap, I Wanted To Be On LolSnaps...
Geese Are Demons
The Heathen In Me Likes This...
Bad Luck. Especially During The Apocalypse.
Getting Real Tired Of Your Shit, Katniss...
Favorite Month
This Waterbending Stuff Is FAAABULOUS!
Well, That's Straight Forward.
To Battle!
'Tis But A Scratch
The Man Who Isn't Afraid Of Heights
Seems A Bit Unnecessary...
Hipster Pedobear
Gaming Then and Now
Get Ready For A...
Pics Or It Didn't Happen!
Unisex
The Sad Truth...
He Thought It Was Edible
Saw This At The Thrift Store
Nadal and Stiller Play Against Del Potro and A Little Girl
Browsing The Used Section At Game Stop. Seems Legit.
T-Rex Will Never Be A Good Boxer
What Tames You?
Robert Downey Jr. Being His Usual Awesome Self
White People + Almost Kissing = Book Covers By Nicholas Sparks
We Need More Supervisors Like This...
From Three-Iron to Tree-Iron: 'Tarzan' Garcia's Wonder Shot
How To Properly Warm Up Before You Go Mythbustin'
Lion King IRL
Waiting. For Forever.
My Biggest Fear...
Peep Peep, Motherf*ckers!
Text Me. Or Not.
This Guy Gets It
Sounds About Right
Sent This To My Mom After She Asked How My Vacation Was
Is That How It Works Now?
Waking Up With Apples
When I Tell My Friends About My Fight From The Night Before
Or Wear Longer Shorts
Shut Up, Brain.
The Tale Of The Three Brothers
Spoilers
Duct Tape Magic
Damn Those Flapjacks
A Real Gamer Would Never Do That...
What's Not To Get?
Camouflage Level Girlfriend
When My Underage Brother Wants To Have A Sip...
When Finals Are Over...
Scumbag Ghosthunter
The First Time I Masturbated...
MRW My Wife Is On Her Period
Good News, Honey!
The Best Snowman I've Ever Seen
Playing Guitar Hero On Caffeine Rush
Wait For It...
Story Of My Life
Briefcase Gun, Don't Leave Home Without It.
A What Point?
Feeling Fat...
I Put A Certain Song On A Friend's iTunes...
Winning An Argument The Right Way...
Scooby Doo Not
So Awkward...
Cheating Billboard [Previously Posted] Has Sparked New Local Ads
So, I've Been Dating An Older Woman...
King Of The Hill Gold.
Giving The Dog A Haircut...
Take It Down, Casper...
Yeah, I Just Going To Go Ahead And Bury This...
Seen At Walmart: The Newest Superhero
Yup. Looks Like A Gun To Me...
You Had One Job...
Works For Me!
No...This Way!
Justin Bieber Dress Shopping, Anyone?
A Little-Known Einstein Quote That Changed My Life...
Weed...Not Even Once.
Yeah, Sure...Whatever
Can't Tell If Ghetto or Dyslexic...
Did You Even Notice?
Handing It Over Is So Hard...
Power Lord
Seems Legit...
My Heroes...
During Finals
Ocarina Of Time
Hey, Kitty! Get Down Here Right Now!
Guys and Girls
Harry Potter Logic
Don't Try To Bullshit Me...That's Just Planking Masquerading As Art
The Struggle...
Nice Try, Curiosity...
What Up?
Man's Best Friend
I Actually Don't Think That's A Typo
Meet Jackie Chan, Balloon Master.
Homeless Guy's Facebook Page. Epic and Original.
Hitman Dog Goes For The Double Kill
When You Wish Upon A Well, You May Not Always Get What You Bargained For
A Day In The Life...
Geese
Footage Never Seen Before Of That First Incestuous Scene In The Game Of Thrones...
Ask Her Something...
Photoshop Expert
When Your Internet Speed Really Sucks...
Take Two And Visit This Site In The Morning...
Thug Life
Please Bring Honor To Us...
I'll Teach You To Mess With Me, Cat...
Orgasm Day
I Love Captcha Comics
Oh, Hello There!
Having Fun With Stock Photo Images...
Riddle Of The Day
Evil...
When Boys Bite You... Tumblr post: When Boys..
The Water's Too Cold! The Water's Too Cold! Abort Mission!!!
Dad Knows What's Up
Jennifer Lawrence Arrives And No One Else Matters.
Maracas
She Makes A Very Good Point...
I Need To Start Doing This...
He's Right. They Are Magical...
WTF, Finland?
Everyone Deserves A Childhood
Only One Cheat Sheet Allowed For The Physics Exam...
Explicit Neighbors
Wife Picked Out The Shirts...But Didn't Understand Why I Was Laughing. Nice Match.
If You Think Lego Is Painful, Try Stepping On A British Plug...
Googly Eyes Changes Everything...
I Was Cooking Some Bacon This Morning...
Dark Humor...
The Ron Swanson Hangover Prevention Method
Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting
Weather Girl In China...Wearing An Adorable T-Shirt...
Two Types Of People...
Talk About Embarrassing Baby Pictures...
Give This Man A Medal
Every Time.
Bad Breath
First The Holocaust And Now This...
When My Post Makes It To Above 10 Upvotes
Just Switching Drivers...
Cool Ski Jump
At Some Point, You Have To Accept The Fact That You're Going Bald...
My Wife Is Pregnant...
No Clumsiness Here. Just An Incredibly Awesome Somersault.
She's Always Watching...
This Perfectly Describes My College Years
This Image Makes A Lot More Sense Now.
Maybe The Best Baby Changing Station Graffiti I've Seen
Fighters Must Also Wash Their Hands
Phone Wars
Playing Hide And Seek With My Nephew
I Can't Be The Only One...
Cruel Attack
Suggestive Cobbler
Win!
Nailed It!
Blondes...
Work It, Brother!
These Darn Kids And Their Music Devices
Cat Low Five
So Many Friends...
Milk, Get Your Sh*t Together
Just...No.
When Boys Make You Forget Your Past...
Apparently, Everyone Thinks Salad Is Funny...
Surveillance Cat Is Watching You...
Left For Work 10 Minutes Ago. Forgot Phone And Come Back To This Bitch In Bed With My Boyfriend.
What The Hell Is Wrong With Danielle
When Boys Surprise You With A Kiss...
Decided To Make My Own Tumblr-Type Love Post. What Do You Think?
The Newest Product From Nokia Defense Systems
Blink Fast (Not Recommended For People With Epilepsy).
Siri Is Good At Jokes
Fun Prank
That's What I Call A Real Pool Table
A Strangely Inspiring Speech by Al Bundy for the Show 'Married with Children' A strangely inspiring speech by Al Bundy for the show 'Married with Children'
Boyfriend Left Me Dinner. Here's What I Did With It.
Why Facebook Mobile Sucks...
Want To Annoy People Even More? Buy This Gadget...
Many Of My Friends Spent Spring Break In Florida. This Is How I Spent Mine...
My Dog.
Story Telling Chair
As I Have Grown Older...
Spot On!
Long Live Freedom!
Snow Sculptures
What College Is Like
That Face.
Pokemon Logic
I Have A Badass Queen. You're F*cked.
Kidnapping
Your Typical Violent and Aggressive Pit Bull
Smart Siri
-.-
Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Amazing Skills
Okay, It's Settled. I Must Have This Cake For My Next Birthday.
Which Mountain
The Toilet Seat In Public Restrooms
Good Memories
Waffles
New Level Of Laziness
Are You Special?
Awesome Dad Is Awesome
Genuine Question On A UK Game Show
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
You're Not The Only One, Moe...
Formula One Racing, Russian Style Crane in dormitories Russia.
Creepiest Office/Work Entry Ever
Where Else But...Japan.
Not Sure...
It's Been One of Those Days...
There...Now He's Complete
Nowadays...
Blurring Out Middle Fingers
Good! Because I Hate Wild Tacos.
Look, Mom...3 Hands!
Great Offer, Bro...
The Moat Bed. Genius.
Good Human...
Misunderstood Spider
Socially Insane Penguin
The Future...Brought To You By Google Glass
Going On Vacation These Days...
Never Go Full Retard...
#YOLO #SWAG
Throw It, Please...
Yeah...I Meant To Do That.
Racy
Constant Vigilance...
On My List Of Things To Make.
Well Played, Old Spice
Coolest Dad Ever
Inappropriate Conversation With The Queen
I Like This New Rule
So I Won't Lose My Keys
He Started At A Very Young Age
I've Got a Burning Question for You
Second Winter
Looked To My Left After, Well...You Know, After A Wank...
Never Ending Bed
Great Place To Be
Get Your Sh*t Together, Amelia...
You Had One Job... A fault in the banner design...
If I Offend You...
This Is A Nice Tribute
When Boys Bake In The Middle Of The Night With You...
The Look Says It All
Dammit!
You Might Say It Got A Little Crazy...
Spiritual, Not Religious
Ask And Ye Shall Receive...
Yo Doc, We Heard You Like Daughters
Believe In Your F*cking Self
Venture In At Your Own Risk
The Fortune Teller
Let Me Get Rid Of This Load...
Left Our 2 Year-Old Son In The Bathroom And Came Back To This...
Teachers Think They Know Everything...
Book Smarts
Dividing By Zero
Bottoms Up!
Dark Souls is Full of NOPE
This Deserves So Many Puns. Can I Start? "Shake It, Not Stir..."
Dat Ass
The More You Think of Him, the More Likely He is to Appear
Your Move...
Duel Time
I see you shiver with antici
pation
Badass Mario
I'm Afraid If I Became A Parent I Would Be Tempted To Do This From Time To Time...
Misunderstood Graphic Designers
Not The Right Neighborhood
Such A Badass...
And...I Still Do It
He's Special
Hong Kong
The Life Of Pat
What's The Most Irritating Thing My Parents Say To Me?
The Deli Doesn't Want To Give You Their Two Cents...
Might Need To Change The Name Of Your Company...
He's Very, Very Disappointed...
Ancient Times
Just Answered My Own Question
Biting Elbows - Insane Office Escape 2
Revenge
I'd Watch That...
Another Kind Of Workout...
Skeptical Krillin
Déjà Vu
Embarrassed...
This Is The Change We Need...
What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
Yes. Happy Birthday, Curt.
Well Played, Sir.
Schools Are Getting Tired Of Snow...
Nothing But Awesomeness
My Eyes Are Up Here...
I ALWAYS Need More Than One...
I'm A Huuuman!
Best One Night Stand Escape Plan Ever
Ahhh...The Art Of Childhood
Gotta Love Fawlty Towers
This Kid Is Going Places...
Oh, Tarzan...
Logic = Flawed [Still, I Laughed]
This Guy Skips Legs Day, Dances Like The Whitest Guy Around, And Is Still The Coolest Guy Around.
How To Ruin A Traffic Warden's Day
Faith
Take A Second Look
Patrick...In Awe
Victory Will Be Ours!
Got Bored At Toys R Us
Office Supply Ghillie Suit
Forgot How To Cat. Learned How To Snake Instead.
Familiar With Vine? 6 Second Videos. Here's A Will Sasso Lemon Compilation.
Can We All Agree That The Addams Family Values Is A Hilarious Movie?
Depressed Cat
Only In The Ghetto Can You Find A Tumbleweave
Seems Legit...
Dat Ass
I Should Probably Start To Read The Label On Things...
Dog Logic
Despite All The Technology Issues, SimCity's Universities Are Very Realistic.
Liked The Mini-Horse Post The Other Day So Much That I Went Out And Bought One...
That's About Right
Close Call
You Either Own None Or A Zillion Of These Damn Things...
Truth!
When You Both Go For The Kiss, It Gets Real Awkward...
Come One, Come All...
Meanwhile, In Canada...
Politics
England
When Boys Help You Choose Your Clothes...
How I See Things In The Dark
That's Doing Cosplay Right
Most Accurate Forecast Ever
My Toaster Is Broken
Why Not?
I've Always Wondered Who That Guy Is...
How I Feel Every Time Someone Sings This At Karaoke
Peepin'...
Went To A Porn Site. Upon Closing My Browser...
I'd Show Her Something Long And We'd Prosper...
Expectation vs Reality
All Hail, Dora!
I'll Come Up With An Awesome Caption Later...
How I Think About Health
Bad Joke Eel
Irena Sendler
Shut Up And Take My Money
Capitalism
This Shouldn't Be As Funny As It Is...
What The Hell Is Going On In The Middle East?
Came Across Evidence Of A Tough Decision
Don't Make Me Look Ugly
Men And Our Egos...
WTF, Google?!
This List Needs To Be Longer
Lannisters...
Oh, Canada!
This Is What Terrifies Me About The Ocean...
Lemme Dance Real Sexy For Ya'...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Wait...Was That Report Due Today?!
Creepy And Awesome All In The Same Tattoo
Did Not Skip Leg Day. Ever.
I Present To You...Faceman.
Oh Deer, We Had A Wild Night...
Grass, What Are You Doing?
Wait...What?
Just Some General Awesomeness...
March Madness To The Nuts
Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls...
Dads
My Divorce Is Final Tomorrow. My Mom Gave These To Me...
Gets Me Every Time
Airport Security
Don't F*ck With The Amish
Violence
I Think We've Been Tricked
Hungry?
A Well-Rounded Diet
Bad Luck Brian's Seizures...
Now, I Am Going To Hell...
These Geckos Are Ridiculously Happy.
Parenting Done Right...
Deadmau5 Dad
Nice Legs, Dude...
Andrew Jackson = Badass
Looking For Apartments To Rent And Noticed Something Familiar In Each Picture...
Move Over, Sweet Brown, Here Comes "KABOOYOW" Lady
The Secret To Success With A Woman...
Battle Of The Sexes
"No. No. No. Please. I Didn't Need To See You Doing That..."
Sneaking
Go Away, Winter!
Spiderman
Relationships...
Every. Damn. Time.
It's So Much Fun!
Human. Let Me Love You.
Well Played...
F*ck You. I Am A Dog.
Father Of The Year
The Face Behind Online Shooters The face behind online shooters.
We All Have THAT Friend...
True Friendship...
Terrorism Is A Point Of View a black and widh draw about hiroshima anniversary
The Force Is Strong With This One...
Experience In All Fields
On The Bus With Jeff
I'm Mistaken For A Hipster...
Military Showers
Incognito
Prepared To Be Rocked By The Ukelele...
#YOHO
So, I Heard You Guys Like Boobs...
How It Would Feel To Travel Back To The Internet A Couple Of Years Ago...
The Things You See In Downtown Baltimore...
Know Your Dress Size
What Did I Just Order?
The Joker
The Best Idea Ever...
Good Timing
My Wife No Longer Lets Me Pick Out The Kids' Books At The Library...
Well Played, Jesus...
I Shouldn't Be Laughing...
Anon FTW!
Received This Invitation...
Just A Little Photobomb...
Ain't Nobody Got Time...
Nicely Done, Selena...
Mike, Pay Attention!
How To Tell If You're Racist
Saddle Up!
Monty Python on American Beer...
A Trip To The Store...
Couldn't Figure Out Why The Cheese Wasn't Melting. Wife Pointed Out That I Was Using Hashbrowns.
My Entire Roller Coaster Tycoon Experience Summed Up In One GIF
Apparently, They're Not Even Letting You Take Grenades On Planes Now. TSA, Stop The Insanity! phopto of confiscated items from airline passengers
Me And My iPhone Are So Close...
My Brother Always Sends Me The Most Creative Cards For My Birthday
Dropping Your Kid Off At School Will Always Be Awkward For Them...
Lava Goats
Michael...You F*cked Up Now
Can I Pick A Different Calculator?
Unusual Bridges From Around The World
Meanwhile In Norway...
Revenge
When Boys Bury Their Face In The Curve Of Your Neck...
Me And Google Are So Close...
Who Made This Level?
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Just Follow The Steps...
Classic: Oh, God, No. Sh*t Sh*t Sh*t Sh*t!
Wallpapers Done Right
It's The Only Way...
As A Shorter Male, MRW I'm Reading An Online Dating Profile And She Requires A Male Six Foot Or Taller.
Excuse Me...I Was Watching Something Out There.
Unfortunately, I Didn't Have Time To Get Off...
Oh, Spidey...
A Gamer Will Know...
So Tasty!
Science Teacher Drew This On The Board While The Class Was Working.
He Had An Early Knack For Playing The Gauge...
Pun Worthy...
Told Her She Looked Like A Can Of Barbasol...She Disagreed
Just Like When Your Parents Come Home At The Wrong Time...
Beyond Pain
Surprise!
A Dream Come True...
Yup, That's My Kid. Takes After Her Dad, For Sure...
Best Bathroom Graffiti I've Come Across...
When I'm Being Wingman And My Friend Leaves The Party With His Crush...
My Friend Said She'd Pay Me $50 To See My One-Eyed Monster On The Internet. Does This Count?
Absolutely Love This Guy!
If 4Chan Had Been Allowed To Make "Silence Of The Lambs"...
Do Not Adjust Your Monitor...It Was Carved That Way. Just To F*ck With You.
Apparently, Any Box Will Do...
Dreamin' Big...
Hmmm...What's Tha--Boink!
Apparently, That's The Only Thing That Isn't Trying To Kill You In Australia...
Faith In Humanity Restored.
How Ironic
Took Me A While To Figure It Out, But A Broken Relationship Seems To Be The Culprit... funny car number plates
I Do This All The Time
The Easter Bunny Has Arrived...
I Sneakily Took This Picture Of Some Booty
Just Had Eye Surgery. The Bird Seemed Like The Right Move...
Found These In The Supply Closet At Work...
MRW My Wife Accuses Me Of Getting Too Drunk At A Party
Scary Moments In The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
Ummm, I Think That Swimsuit Is Going To Be A Problem Once You're In The Water...
I'm Just Curious As To How He Talked His Friends Into Getting In That Position In The First Place...
Stupid Questions Answered Like A Boss...
Today Would Have Been Mister Rogers' Birthday...
Living The Dream (With Some Restrictions)
I Discovered How Internet Music Identification Service "Shazam" Works...
Do Not F*ck With Cersei...
The Only Acceptable Duck Lips...
They Exist!
Good Guy Will Smith
Dumbest Rumor You've Heard About Yourself...
When You're Dating A Bitch...
Girl, You Look Amazing!
I Laughed Even Harder When I Saw It Was An Elderly Woman Driving
I Love You This Much...
A Friend Came Over To Visit And When She Left, This Was On Her Windshield.
Right In The Childhood. I Love It.
Kim Jong Un, What Are You Doing?
Addresses Only The British Could Have...
How People In The Suburbs Listen To Rap
I Can't Be The Only One. Wait...OMG!
So, I Got Fired From Work Last Night.
Calling Your Sister The Devil
Elmo Senses Something Is Wrong...
Sweet! Ice Cream...F*cking Sister.
The Clones Are Coming Along Nicely...
Happy First Day Of Spring!
How I Feel After A Long Day Of Work As A Pizza Delivery Man
Why Do I Draw?
Someone Put This On The Scale Model Of Our Local University.
Clearly, Spelling Wasn't On Either Test... how did she pass Maybe spelling wasn't on the test
Poor Leo...
Over Thinking Much?
Some Couples Just Aren't Meant To Be...
F*ck You And Your Happiness!
Google Really Cracks Me Up Sometimes
Noble
Vladimir Is A Hit With The Children.
Wal-Mart Might Have Some Competition In Atlanta
Awesome Rail
Nine-Year-Old Discusses The Meaning Of Life And The Universe.
Will Smith
The Stupid. It Hurts...
What Was The Last Game You Played?
It Burns!
Somebody Had To Do It. The Kid Was Neglecting The Poor Thing.
Wait...Does That Count As A Save Or A Goal?
Ice Cream > Girlfriend
I Otter Stick My Nose Into Everyone's Business
Another Unrealistic Standard Set By Society For Women...
She Wants Cake
Shy Boys <3
This Is Not Tumblr!
Just A Polar Bear Doing Backstrokes
News Just In: North Korea To Re-Evaluate Their Missile Launching Schemes.
Don't Mess With Free Willy
Okay, Now What?
Sneak Attack!
They Should Have Put This Before The Twilight Movies...
They Mean Business
What Benjamin Franklin Did In 1776...
Dumbledore Be Cray!
Luckily No One Came In...Because I Didn't Realize It Was A Sink Until I Was Done.
Job Hazard: Rare Endangered Parrot Mates With Photographer's Head.
Friendzoned
I Carry One Wherever I Go...
So, I Ordered Some Business Cards...
She Thinks It Means "Spirit Warrior Princess"
I'll Just Take This...
It's Simple...
R.I.P.
Meanwhile, In Australia...
She Took The Instructions Literally...
Just A Reminder...
It's Like Nerf Guns For Grown-Ups...
We've Got Ourselves A Serious Musician Here...
Played Hundreds Of Times And Just Realized...
Explaining A Joke
Would Anyone Else Like To See These Two Get Together?
I Always Liked This Scene...
The True Personality Of A Cat In A Simple Yawn
Customer Ownage...
So, What Happened To The Spider?
The Golden Days...
Black Sabbath Fans Will Understand...
Evolution?
A Friend Made A Cake For Her Daughter's B-Day. One Kid Cried Because It Was Ugly And Scary
It Just Doesn't Make Sense.
Why Was She Named Dot?
Truth.
Troll Level: FABULOUS!
Just Realized This While Watching The Lion King With My Kids
My Mom Finally Bought A Toaster...
Not You Too, Gamestop! I made it out of disbelief when I got it in my email.
Aaannnd...Boink!
Where Will You Be When The LSD Kicks In?
A Co-Worker Drove Home With This On His Car And Blamed His Neighbor For It The Next Morning. My Best Prank Ever.
My Little Bro And I Bought Nunchucks Less Than 20 Minutes Ago...
TLC...What Has The World Come To?
Never Has This Saying Meant More.
Needed To See Street View Of Local FedEx. This Is What I See. Well Played, UPS. Well Played.
You Bought What?
Forget Health...This Is Why I Work Out.
Brutus Did It.
Hey, Watch What I Can Do!
NOOOO!!!
Colored Nostrils.
Perfect Jump!
Money Can't Buy Happiness, But...
What A Party! Cops Came And A Girl Fell Through The Ceiling.
Found My Wife's Parenting Magazine On The Table. Flipped It Open To See This...
I Need This As My Birthday Cake...Because of Reasons
The University Of North Texas Does School Spirit Clothing Right
The LolSnaps Photoshop Battle
Grading One Of My Student's English Workbook And This Is What I Found...
Okay...Now What?
Lesson Learned: Never Try To Take A Picture With A Camel.
Well, If He Fails At Football, He Definitely Has A Career In Acting
Schools Closed...Due To Abominable Snowman Spotting
Hitler Lives...And Is Still Killing People
Death Grip Was The First Thing That Came To Mind.
If You Need Anything At All...
Stupid People
A Message From IT Workers To Idiots Everywhere
Pat The Zombie
Circuit Board Nails
My Facebook Photos
Looking Up Birthday Memes, When Suddenly...Morgan Freeman.
Redneck Randal
This Man Does Not Mess Around
Pranksters At Work
I Don't Remember This One...
So, That's Who Threw The Shoe!
Taxidermy At Its Best [Fixed]
Sums It Up Nicely...
Blind Dog With His Very Own Guide Dog.
Baby Pictures Reenacted
Can't Blame The Child.
Sudafed Purchase Limited
Let's Be Rational...
Spiderman The Troll
This Is Terrifying...
Dafuq?
How My Friend And I Were Identified At A Hookah Bar
The Origin of Vegetarian
My Dog Trying To Fit Through The Cat Door. Derp.
The Difference...
This Kid's Got Balls.
Morning Truths
When I Get Excited I Also Eat Invisible Cereal...
Not Sure If Atheist Or Ginger...
I've Got $50 Riding On This Match
You Know You're In A University Town When...
The Biggest Lie In The History Of Television
"My Girlfriend Caught Me Taking A Nap..."
How To Troll
Firefox Plug-Ins
Saw This GIF Yesterday. It Seemed Like A Natural For 'Time Crisis'.
Summing Up The Walking Dead Recently...
Excuse Me, Miss? Could You Show Me Where The Men's Restroom Is? Oh, Of Course! I Didn't Even Think To Look There!
How You Can Tell If Someone Is A Fan Of One Direction
Oh God...That Wasn't A Fart.
Always Be Aware Of The Rules
Been Trying To Sleep Off An Epic Hangover. Vaguely Remember Something Like This Last Night...
Man, He Is Juan Badass With The Griddle...
Next Time Maybe She Won't Think Twice...If There Is A Next Time, That Is.
Welcome. Player 3 Has Joined The Game.
Nothing To See Here...
Can I Ask You A Question?
So. Much. Pun.
Steaks Are No Longer An Issue On My Windows!
True Statement.
No, I'm Still Angry With You...
Excuse Me, Sir...
Sims Boarding School. Not Even Once.
Things Got A Little Weird After Drinking All Day. I Present "10 Hands, 1 Cat."
Scumbag Media
Antique Mustache Mug. Apparently, It Was A Thing Back In The Day To Avoid Your Stache Getting Wet.
He Finally Makes It On The Third Try...
Peter Pan
My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
Alrighty Then. Sign that is too damn strict.
Why Do Bad Things Happen To Good People?
Nick Vujicic
In No Particular Order...
Really. Awesome. Effort.
Taxidermy Done Right
Dear Restaurant...Don't Ask Me To Sign The Check Using A Pen Given To You By The Bug Control Company
Well, Someone Hasn't Met Your Mom Yet...
Weezy Baby...
Why Didn't Someone Tell Me Google Earth Had A Flight Simulator?
The Two On The Far Right Are Dogs. The Two On The Far Left Are Rabbits.
I Laughed A Little Too Much At This...
It Did...
I Must Go! My Planet Needs Me!
Old Man Bro Down. Sh*t Just Got Real.
It's Truly Embarrassing How Long It Took Me To Realize Why My Car Wasn't Starting...
I Think We Need A Bigger Wagon.
But, But, But...I Like To Complain About Mondays [Insightful Graffiti In England]
Baby Trying To Blow Bubbles
Someone Tied Up Two Of Their Kids Outside The Coffee Shop This Morning
This Is True Love!
I Hear It's Filled With Swag, Cocaine and Hookers
The Garter Belt Fell To The Floor. No Man Moved.
That's Just Science.
At Least He's Honest...
How Come I Never Noticed This Before?
When Fish Attack...
The Best Way To Get Your Tooth Pulled
So, I Heard You Like Perfectly Looping GIFs...
Found This In The School Media Center This Morning
Murder Dolphin Will Kill Your Family...
Back! Back! Back! Back! Back! Back! Back Up! Whew...
My Boss Received A Package Today Right After He Left. I Left This For Him...
I'm Gonna Have To Agree...
Irish...FTW!
And He Won't Stop...
It's A Bit Cold Outside So I Think I'll Put A Hat On...
Girls Love When Boys Can Cook...
This Wasn't In The Job Description!!
Look Out For The Headshots
They Exchanged Glances...
Water Bulb = Awesome
Actually, I Think It Happens Pretty Regularly...If You're Hot.
If Women Ruled The World...
Waaaaay Better...
My 5-Year-Old Couldn't Understand Why I Was Laughing So Hard While Reading Her This Book
...So He Bought This.
Circa 1881. Some Things Never Change.
Worth The Read: Being Fired CAN Make Your Day!
It's The Small Victories...
The Best Car Ever For Picking Up Girls...
J-Law's Awesome Hidden Talent
This Is What A Typical Friday Looks Like For Loners
Last Names Can Be Quite Humorous In The Right Order
The Morning After Shower...
When People Go To Snape's Office, They Usually Slither In...
This Guy Just Can't Let It Go...
This Post Is Here To Ruin Your Day
When You Do A Double Falcon Punch...
Just A Little Advice For All You With A Hangover Today!
Because Samuel L Jackson's was better.
Baby Bunny Limbo. So Cute.
Woody Won't Be Able To Unsee That...
Applying For An IT Job
It's Not Just Genetics We Need To Hide From...
So, That's Why My Freezer Door Is Always Open During The Middle Of The Night...
Definition Of California
Red Hair Gene
Oh, Sheldon...
They'll Never Know...
Just Washing My Car With Some Gasoline...
So, It's Gonna Be That Kind Of Week, Is It?
A Coffee Stain That Looked Very Familiar...
Classic: Little Houdini Makes Brilliant Escape!
That Awkward Moment When A Turtle Is A Better Dancer Than You
Well, That's A Rather Personal Question...
This Makes Me A Bit Uncomfortable
Betty White...Love This Woman
So, Who, Exactly, Wins The Title?
First Thing I Thought When I Saw This Was "Holy Crap, Water Benders!"
Sweet 16 Photo...
His Little Legs Apparently Got Tired
May Have Taken Longer Than The Catholics, But We've Got It Now...
Watching ESPN Interview When Suddenly...
When The Annoying Child Who Has Been Kicking My Seat On The Plane Is Trying To Eat...
Airport Security Checks: "Random Selection"
When The Flight Attendant Says We Can Now Use Electronic Devices During The Flight
I Draw Cartoons For My Son, But He Can't Read, So...
Do I Dare?
I've Started Dressing Him Up...
So That's How It's Done...
Women. There's No Pleasing Them.
New Pope Can’t Get Rid of Old Pope Smell
Trying To Run In A Dream...
The Only Hat To Wear In A Convertible
This Is What Happens When You Are On Live TV
Question For The Ages...
Urban Art Win
My New Favorite Way To Tell Someone That They Are...Stupid.
Gordon Ramsay...Chef and Comedian
Mmmm...Escalator
Onions Now Have Competition
Mad At Your Wife?
Taking Your Baby For A Stroller Ride. In Russia.
All So Very True...Wait, What?
What You Get Free With Take-Out or Delivery Pizza...
Does This Count?
8,705 Followers Of Angelina Jolie's Forehead Vein...Has The Internet Gone Too Far?
Monday Morning After St. Patrick's Day...
Nothing To See Here...
Think I've Figured Out The Disparity in USA's and Ireland's St. Patrick's Day Celebrations
Between Takes In Star Wars
I Like To Lick The Cream Out
Just Good Tunes. Possibly The Best "Skyfall" Cover Yet By Our Last Night.
Not A Nightmare, But A...
Okay, I'm Much Older Than 12...But Can Still Have This Cake?
Can Humans Smoke There, Too?
Me, When Someones Asks An Inane Question In Class...
Somebody Switched Off Gravity!
The Empire Strikes Back!
Cats and Blinds Don't Mix
Shhh...Be Very, Very Quiet.
Best Excuse Ever For Falling Down
Well, Maybe I Put It There On Purpose. Did Ya Think Of That? A wolf that looks like he's getting moody at his friend
I See What You Did There...
The Way Football Fans See It...
Me Trying To Flirt After Being In A Long-Term Relationship
Bohemian Rhapsody
Dirt Bike Jump Into The River. Really...Big...Balls.
Nothing Is Impossible...
I Didn't Need My House Or Stuff, Anyway...
While In Florida, My Mom Buys This As A Souvenir Instead Of Getting It Herself For Free
The Luck Of The Irish
Walked Into The Kitchen At My Friend's House And...
MRW When My 8 Year-Old Nephew Asks Me About Long Division...
As A Texan, I Ask Myself What New Yorkers Know About Texas Toast
I Laughed...
Kid Doesn't Seem To Care...
Best Anniversary Reminder Ever
When Was The Last Time...?
I Love My Nephew's Toys More Than He Does
After UP. The Feels.
Snonan O'Brien
Guess Where I Am
Saw This Post The Other Day. I Think There Might Be An Alternative Ending...
How You Knew Your Presentations Were The Sh*t In The Early 2000's
Women Say What Men Think
My Little Sister Vs. Make-Up
Prison Break IRL
College Graduate Parents
Denied!
Cleaning My Keyboard, When Suddenly...
When Boys Do That Adorable Half Smile...
Gotta Wash 'Em All...
You Know You're Forever Alone When...
Just Seemed Like It Needed To Be Done...
Seriously, We're Just Friends...
Ultra-Realistic Fantasy Animal Dolls…
I'm Quite Proud Of Myself
As An Irishman...
Backup Plan For Your First Kiss
Oh, Dad
Ghetto Anti-Theft Tactic
Um, For Science...
At First, I Was Like...But Then, I Was Like...
It Even Happens To Sloths...
F*ck You, Too, Fortune Cookie!
St Patrick's Day, But...Meanwhile, In Ireland
Smurfs Logic
Pull Up Your Pants...
It's A True Shame
If I Fit...
That Unfortunate Moment When...
Scumbag Master
Flirting
Every Phone Should Have This Feature
The Original Sin
Do You Deserve A Sandwich?
Sorry, It's The Truth.
Sex Toy Shop Gets In The St. Patrick's Day Spirit
Someone Has An Overly Obsessed Girlfriend
Looks Like The Cat Traps Are Working...
Cool Helmet
Made With Plenty Of Peanut Butter
I Don't Think Best Buy Really Understand Black History Month
He Seems Like He's Expecting More Than Ice Cream...
Happens To Me All The Time...
I've Never Seen Someone Look So Defeated...
The Perfect Woman
The Spy Who Hosed Me
Hey, Wilson
Childhood Ruined...
You've Got Nerve
The Luckiest Gun In The World...
If Only...
Greenpeace...
Pick Up Your Dog's Poop
Sometimes You Just Know
My Roommate Asked Me To Confirm If The Porn He Was Watching Crossed The Boundaries Of Decency...
Best Billboard Ever...
This Is What Happens When You Park Like An Asshole In New Jersey
Let Me Cut To The Chase...
An Unfortunate Tattoo Fail...
I'm Only Going To Say This Once...
A New and Awesome Form Of Graffiti...
Best Purchase Ever...
Slow-Mo Ninja Move
Boom! Headshot!
Lunchables XXL
Google Can Be Such A Romantic...
Party Trick Jesus
Successful Black Man's Son?
Why Do I Always Do This?
The Most Insightful Set Of Charts...Ever.
Playing Risk or Monopoly
Happy Birthday! The War of the Roses Edition.
Key Elements To Any Nicolas Cage Movie
Be Free!
Do It Over, Please...
Love Me Some Of That Lesbian Action...Wait. What?
How I Imagine North Korea...
Just Riding The Wave, Bro...
His First Howl. Cuteness Overload.
Just A Classic Line In A Great Movie...
Swedish Teeth Brushing. I Don't Think I Want To See What Flossing Looks Like...
I Don't Think My Dentist Understands How His Slogan Will Misinterpreted...
Well, That Sucks Donkeyass...
Sometimes I Forget How Old "Buffy" Is And Then I See The Technology Of The Day...
Somebody Is Going To Have A Bad Time
Things you DON'T expect to see in your dorm's bathrooms
An Equation I Understand...
Has To Be In Increments Of 5...Just A Personal Rule
The Charlie Brown Paradox
Chinese Finger Cuffs Gone REALLY Wrong...
Like A Sir
I Don't Even Ask Anymore...
I Wanna Be Down There.
Mind Your Own Damn Business, Google...
Yeah, But Will She Take The Tip?
Scumbag Automatic Faucet
Just A Friendly Reminder...
The "Click To Zoom" Feature Delivers...
Never Know What To Expect
The Troll Is Strong With This One...
Make A Choice
Priority Peter
Knowledge Is Power
Catwheelin' [Funnier If Said With A Boston Accent]
Whoops...
Stay Classy, CNN...
Beer For Breakfast
After Ever After - DISNEY Parody
To the Mansion, Alfred!
Works Of Art And Their Doppelgangers
Mom, I Got This...
Wrapper > Rapper
Go Home, Cat...You're Drunk
Solved It
We Dare You, Nicki...
Great Way To Enjoy Titanic...
English Teacher Ownage
Annnnddd...Nope.
That Awkward Moment When I Am A Green Locust
Birth Control Effectiveness
Fingerprint Access
Chew Toy
You Have No Chance...
Wonder Why They Disappeared?
Swapping Thumbs For Guns
Just Noticed This In An Old Yearbook...
You Look Pretty Bored...Come And Play...
Yer Not Thinking, Harry...
Subliminal Messaging At The Sporting Goods Store...
You're Saying It Weird. Why Are You Putting So Much Emphasis On The H?
iHooker
Shrek Might Have Just Been Ruined For Me...
Spring Is Coming...
It's Like They UNDERSTAND Me, You Know?
Do You Ever Get The Urge...?
Fuck You Too, Box...
When You Realize The Girl You're Hitting On Has A Boyfriend...
ಠ_ಠ
My First Thought When My Best Friend Told Me She Was Pregnant...
A True Hero
Me, When I Hear My Boyfriend Say, "Just Gonna Get On IE To Check My AOL Email." FML.
Left The Baby With My Mom For A Couple Of Hours. She Sent Me This Picture...
Epic Packaging Done Right
They Grow Up So Fast...
The Train Achieved 88 MPH Today...
My Dog Working Construction At The Playground
Dave Grohl On Judging Music...
Socially Awkward Prairie Dog
My Brain. It Hurts.
Work-Related MS Office Competency Test. Sigh.
It Seemed Better As An Idea...
They Skipped Brain Day...
All My Friends Are Dead
I Would Be One Of Those...
I'll Wait Here...
Daydreaming About Alternative Timelines...
My Dog, Shadow...
A Knight Fights for What is Right!
The Celebration Continues...
Covering A Co-Worker In Another Office. Not Sure I Can Work Under These Conditions...
I Think My Alarm Clock Is Trying To Tell Me Something
For Real?
TIL Rupert Grint Is More Than Awesome...
Canadian Road Rage
Summer In Florida...
Told My Son He Could Watch One Movie Before Bed. He Chose The Return Of The King, Extended Edition.
The Purrfect Murder
Your Mom's Toilet Paper Is On The Way...
The Two Most Powerful Men In The Free World, Circa 1990s...
Saw On My FB Newsfeed: Old Picture With A New Treatment
North Korean Weapon Safety 101: Always Keep The Barrel Facing The Lowest-Ranking Individual.
Satan Sounds Off...
Note On My Door. My GF Is Out Of Town. Maybe It's Time To Turn Down The Volume.
Someone's Getting Fired
Bluebird Of Happiness
I Didn't Believe My Roommate Until I Saw The Report...
Irony...
Marriage...
It's Friday Afternoon. Here's A Time Lapse GIF Of The Clock At The Office...
Me vs The Toaster
Helpful Background Information On Rex...
I Tried To Adhere To This Warning Throughout My Life...
Home Of Trolls and Pranks: Yahoo Answers
Leprechaun Trap From A 4 Year-Old. So Crazy It Just Might Work...
Imagine If We Were All In Our Sixties
When The Going Gets Tough...
The Very Definition of A Hybrid Vehicle...
How It Feels To Be Almost 30 and Buying Weed For The First Time...
A Well-Trained Dog
Dumb and Dumber
Excuse Me...Sorry...Just Following The Law
Awkward Moment...
Quite Possibly The Chillest Dog On The Planet
Figured I'd take a before and after pic to get myself motivated to lose weight. No iPhone, that is not my face.
Not Sure If Snoop Telling The Truth...Or Snoop Lion...
It's Hard To Imagine Someone That Deserved It More...
Punny Friday
When Will You Understand?
Thor As Father...
Quarter Pounder With Cheese
Me...As The Leader Of A Group Project
The Fabulous Führer, A Musical.
My Body Hair Is So Confused...
Spotted An LolSnaps Lurker Today...
Epic Student Comeback To Irrational University Poster...
They Know How To Write Awesome News Headlines In Ireland...
I'm Trying My Hand At Cross Dressing...
So, I Heard They're Bringing Back 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Yes, Googly Eyes Do Make Everything Better...
Coincidence? I Think Not.
Wait...What? Oh...SHIT!
My Son Does Not Lack Confidence...
The Only Logical Thing To Do When Caught Picking Your Nose On National TV
Boom. Headshot...
This Hit Too Close To Home...
He's Even Got A Better Pick Up Line Than Me...
Yup...I'm Ready For The Weekend
Jim Carrey Couldn't Care Less...
Chuck Norris Does Not Need A Caption To Be On LolSnaps
Words Of Wisdom...
An Essay On Nintendo...
As A Man, This Caused Me To Do A Double-Take...
Stephen Fry and Ricky Gervais: Two Of My Favorite People Going At It On Twitter
Nintendo Didn't Like It
Oh, The Irony of Generation Y...
I Nearly Died...
Why I'm A Believer...
Ad Placement Win? I love it when ad placements come up perfectly.
The Internet In The '90s...
Anon Goes To A Party...
Come At Me, Bro!
Since Physics Jokes Come Along So Rarely...
There Goes My Food...
It's Friday And I've Already Checked Out For The Day...
Weird Al Will Not Play By Your Rules!
Be Tolerant...
MRW I Remember That I Have The Day Off Tomorrow...
MRW My Professor Told Us He Thinks The Moon Landing Didn't Happen...
Nice Catch, Asshole...
Gimme Some Sugar...
What's Taking So Long?
What I Fear Most About Fatherhood...
How Many Digits Of Pi Do You Know?
I Think IE Just Crashed Again...
Am I The Only One That Thinks Harley Quinn Has Her Boobs Hanging Around Her Neck?
How To Demonstrate To Your Kids That You Don't Love Them...
Thanks A Lot, South Park...
My GF Doesn't Always Pack My Lunch With A Love Note, But When She Does...
A Cause and Slogan That Should Speak To Many Men...
Olivia Wilde and Justin Bieber Fans Duel It Out On Twitter [Seen On Jay Leno Show]
Hacking the Phlegm...
Thought About This While Watching The Pope's Election Process...
The New Rubik's Cube. Why? Because F*ck You, That's Why...
Athletes vs Educators
Scumbag Body...
Please Spare My Arm
Missing Scene From Wreck-It Ralph: Awkward Silence
A New Customer...
It's A Great Feeling For Us, Too!
Wife May Have Left Me For The UPS Man
Nope. I'm Out.
My First Laptop
Mermaid Man IRL
A Recent Visit To North Korea...
On A Long Road Trip...
Happy Pi Day? Yup, This Guy Gets It...
Brian Regan
If Your Daughter Asks You To Ride Her Bike...YOU RIDE HER BIKE!
HOLYSHITISTHISWATER?!
Well, Google...Does It?
The Best Gifts...
Most Badass Way To Lose Your Job?
TIL Harry Potter Was Special Ops and Neville Was General Patton
A 9 Year-Old And His Amazing Goal...
If You're Taking An Online Homework Test...
I Felt The Web Was Missing An Important Reaction GIF...
What Arguing On The Internet Is Like...
I Love The Onion
He Makes Me Nervous...
And Then There Was Pi...
Let Me Evolve!
Bane Is A Dog Lover
Awesome Dad Is Awesome
Even Some Of The Atheists Were Excited...
Girls, Be Careful What You Wish For...
Pow! Right In The Kisser.
March Is Confused...
A Little Optimistic...
Drake Bell Tweets With Bieber Fans...
Shedding Insight On An 'Arthur' Gem...
Trunk In The Junk
Charlie :)
Happy Pi Day From President Obama
Oh, Hey There...
Confession Bear: One Of My Favorite Pastimes...
Woah! Cat-Bro Is Here To Help.
Plot Twist
When Signs Go Wrong...
Scrubs - All The Floating Head Doctor Scenes
The Stuff Of Nightmares...
Dalek Head Found
We Found Bad Luck Brian's Mom...
Me.