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  • Patchy

    I guess it takes a special kind of person to think about killing a child, even if they are being obnoxious. I’m not one of those people.

    • Pax Psychosis

      This… this is the first time I’ve ever been called special. *holds back tears* thank you….

    • Inaba

      i think about killing everyone, what makes kids so special?

    • Solreaper

      Sometimes the loudest and quickest to deny are those with the darkest of secrets.

    • Guest

      damn you are fun at parties

      • William Nelson

        damn, you are fun at parties

      • Patchy

        How would you know?

  • Kronk

    Mom be like, “DAAAAAAAYMN, HE GOT YO BITCH AAAASSSSSSSS!!”

    http://media2.giphy.com/media/1WNMf26axbHCE/giphy.gif

  • Jake Bowman

    Kid tries to learn how to help his mother do her daily tasks. Feels upset at failure. Kill the bastard.

    Weird chain of events you’ve got going there. I bet you never so much as shit in a nappy.

    • Mike Donovan

      Yeah, it’s definitely a “sense of failure” that’s making him whine, and not the fact that he’s being told “no.” This is clearly evidenced by the fact that he sits down on the floor and cries dejectedly, and doesn’t start stomping his feet and throwing a tantrum.

      Oh wait, that’s not what happened at all, is it?

  • Amber Mari

    This is the second time this cartoon has been submitted, and I’m still having a hard time figuring out why people are taking this as hard as a dick up the ass.

    • Jim-Bob

      Because deep deep down in their hearts, they agree, but they don’t let themselves acknowledge this, and they get upset with other people not putting the same restraint on themselves…

    • Alexander The Average

      Personally, I’m not really butt hurt about it, but I think it should have been the parent that gets decapitated. It’s parents who can’t tell their kids “no” that creates this type of asshole child. I blame the parents for shitty kids up until they’re about 12, thereafter the kid is old enough to blame for his general assholiness.

  • https://www.facebook.com/Averytheaverage Anh Thư

    please, please don’t let this make it to the new page.

    • https://m.facebook.com/khloebriglio BlackSwan

      And now unfortunately it has……..

      • https://www.facebook.com/Averytheaverage Anh Thư

        maybe people find this amusing.
        i’m just highly disturbed by this.

        • https://m.facebook.com/khloebriglio BlackSwan

          You are not alone. Trust me. It seems we are leaning away from lolsnaps and towards psychopathic snaps.

    • Inaba

      too bad, seems like you are in the minority

  • Inaba

    oldie but a goodie<3

  • Cyn Neufeld

    I disagree with this; if a child is trying to learn, why should we stop them or their enjoyment?…. why do I even bother on a funny site?…

    • Mike Donovan

      Because there is a time and a place for teaching your child new things, and in the grocery store checkout when there’s a line of people waiting behind you is not that time or place.

  • Anon

    This wasn’t even remotely funny, just fucking disturbing.

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