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  • Jake Bowman

    I have never encountered this complaint in my life.

    • Das Puggy

      I have once. So I followed Ann Lander’s advice, and put the seat AND the lid down. The woman I was living with was furious at me, and her boyfriend explained that she pissed herself on the lid.

      • wes

        I do the same after getting gripped at by my wife. Not a complaint since.

      • Jake Bowman

        Is there a hormone that is released by full bladders that renders women stupid and incapable?

        • Tanya Wicht

          I personally say both should put lid down. Nothing to do with being stupid. Is there a reason men cant pee sitting down? Childbirth, often stretches and damages the bladder, and yes the hormones can also affect us, and due to different physiologies, we are more prone to infections. So yeah, there are a lot more problems related to this, for women. http://www.womensinternational.com/connections/bladder.html

          • Jake Bowman

            I tend to go for the other method of putting both down. Keeps any lingering smells inside the toilet.

            Frankly, this crystallises purely into an issue of people getting squeemish about touching toilet lids. Just get over yourselves and wash your hands afterwards. And keep a clean bathroom, that helps.

            But like I say, never encountered so much as a moan. Not in 18 years at home nor in the 2 out of 3 years I’ve lived at uni with men and women (the men often lead the seat up).

          • Das Puggy

            Why is it so important that men piss sitting down? Why are you making a big deal out of it?

      • https://www.facebook.com/Averytheaverage Anh Thư

        HAHAHAHAHAH

      • Your Conversational Partner

        …Er? Dude. It IS supposed to be seat and lid down, because of spray and yadda yadda yadda*. It’s one thing to be like “I fell in** because the seat was up!” It’s another thing not to notice that you’d just sat on the freaking lid. How stupid do you have to be?

        *I originally said “and shit” here and changed it for reasons that I hope you find obvious.

        **As someone who’s blind without glasses on in the middle of the night, this is a potentially valid complaint. Potentially.

        • Rachel Lynn

          I did that once but it was like the middle of the night after a long night of drinking I was holding it in so bad that I just ran in and dropped trou before I realized what happened :/

          • unikitty

            ooooh had the same thing happen once, but I vommed.. was not fun.

          • Das Puggy

            That is a PITA to clean up, too.

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Cleanup on aisle 3. Lol. Srry girl. That sucks. Well as the saying goes, look before you leap, look before you plop. 😛

          • Das Puggy

            I am experiencing such an afternoon right now.

      • Mike Donovan

        Okay, as stupid as the “I didn’t look before I sat and almost fell in the toilet!” excuse may be, I think if you can sit down on top of the CLOSED LID and not realize that it’s closed, you’ve got bigger problems than a messy toilet seat. Like, the fact that apparently you’ve lost all feeling in your ass.

  • Klae le

    I had an urinal installed in my house.

    • Das Puggy

      Dude.

      • Klae le

        What? I’m a dude that likes dudes. Don’t have girls over really since I’m not straight.

        • Das Puggy

          Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on? You like guys, BFD.

          • Klae le

            Apparently it is to you.

        • That Guy

          Ok, that was funny as shit

  • http://www.silverraven.com/fy.htm Darude Sandstorm

    Plug in a nightlight. Your electric bill will skyrocket less than a $1 a month. This should solve most issues with the “I don’t look where I sit, pee, barf, even though I am walking/running towards it before I sit, pee, barf” excuse. If you have to touch the seat, big deal. Unless your bathroom is a truckstop bathroom or something out of a Saw movie, shut your entire face up. You’re supposed to wash your hands when you’re done anyway. Because hygiene.

    If any of you are feeling the rage swell up and want to tell me I’m wrong, or why you don’t need a nightlight, or why someone else in the household should put the seat down or up for you because you are a delicate flower and suddenly go blind in bathrooms, please look at your hands first. Look at them. Right now. If you have dirty nails, chances are you didn’t wash your hands after you picked your nostrils or after you scratched your dirty head or after you ran your 1-ply and fingers up your crack.

    • Rattlehead

      You can also get toilet seats with battery operated noise triggered LED lights on them for that exact reason, plus the benefits of blokes not needing to feel like they just got flashbanged when they wake up to pee and don’t feel like aiming in the dark. Strange, but oddly effective.

      • Solreaper

        I must have this!

      • http://www.silverraven.com/fy.htm Darude Sandstorm

        This is a good idea. I wouldn’t mind something like this. However, I believe that the people who lack the ability to look where they sit or lack the ability or will to lift or drop the seat would have the talent necessary to install a new seat, especially a battery operated one.

        • Rattlehead

          To true, I mean it’s a standard fitting job but yeah, it does seem to complex for them 😛

  • NeuroticMind

    Hey girls, there’s this brand new thing called looking where you sit your arse down. Shocking, I know.

    Have lived with my boyfriend for 3 years and never had any issues. Works every damn time!

    • Das Puggy

      But… but… women shouldn’t have to do anything!!!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/Averytheaverage Anh Thư

    i don’t see how this is a big fucking deal at all! the fact that there are countless of internet arguments over this topic blows my mind.

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      People need to feel important so they start debating, furiously at times, over trivial shit such as this. It just carries on and on and on.

      • The Mighty Masturbator

        That never happens.

        • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

          It just did, your point is invalid like the spider on the placeholder Fb profile pict there.

          • The Mighty Masturbator

            Do you feel important yet?

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Yes, yes I do. Thanks! 😉

          • The Mighty Masturbator

            Any time.

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