And then they go out during the middle of the movie to get a refill of popcorn a super sized diet coke.



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  • Max

    What does a coke and a dog have in common?

    Nothing.

    What is funny about this post?

    Nothing.

    • Hells Pet

      Pardon me if you’re being sarcastic, but they’re saying you have to basically take up the same position the dog is in, to let someone past you in the theatre.

      • Max

        Like, you let some lift you from your butt?

        • Jessica

          Exactly! How do you do it?? O.o

        • Hells Pet

          Uh….yeh, yeh, that’s exactly what I meant…… *awkward silence*

    • Uh. What?

      Did you mean…?

      • Uh. What?

        Why the fuck do my attached pictures disappear after I post them?

        • Max

          give me a holler when you figure it out.

  • daverbes

    We can bitch about the opposite too – the assholes that show up 45 minutes early and sit in the aisle so you have to squeeze by them.

  • lizziesmama

    I feel pampered. All of the theaters around here have the recliners and there’s plenty of room in front of them for people to walk. I didn’t know people still sat in real theater seats.

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