Spring Break


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  • Das Puggy

    I know I’m medically obese, but… uh, moo.

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      Mooo, moooooo, motherfucker!!! I think Bessie’s a lil lonely there bruh. πŸ˜‰

  • https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b8e20f2ce2593f533b5c261e5886a2cbf1df49e2fb73ea0def6ffc692ced1ef6.gif βœͺ Bud βœͺ

    oouh, I go there, I’m not coming back.

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      Dat meaty pussy n ass be the point of no return for any man lucky enough to brave em. πŸ˜‰

  • theninthplanet


    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      What you get from Motorboating the twin screws of a Supertanker. πŸ˜‰ Rofl.

  • Makeracapt

    I shouldn’t have seen this while eating dinner and after drinking a couple pints *puke

  • Robinator

    I guess I’ve been deprived enough to now be depraved enough that is probably still do her.

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      Let her smack ur face with her tits, wreck bawlz! πŸ˜‰ XD

  • Rattlehead

    Everyone deserves to have some fun…but that doesn’t look very comfortable for him o_O

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      Hey now, crush fetishism is real, some people get harder boners and clits from being crushed like that. Just heightens the arousal and makes them wanna bone harder n deeper! :3

      • Rattlehead

        Nope nope, count me out

        • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

          Awwww, cmon Rattley!!! I’m sure Big Bertha there would just loveeee you man! I mean, you’d get lost in her ass crack when you’re railing her dawggy style you dawg you. πŸ˜‰

          • Rattlehead

            She’d probably end up trying to do me doggy style o_O

  • Mel

    He looks dead.

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      Spectators be like: He gon die. XD

  • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

    Oh Baby!!! Smack dat ass n ride da waves!! Weeeeee~!!!! Faster Bertha, Faster!!

  • Trinity

    Spring break his back

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      Dick too. πŸ˜‰ Giggity! XD

  • Jodie Poppy Leonie Knowles-Bak

    Well something is going to break but it’s not Spring :O

  • tommy2X4

    That’s Titsapaloosa!

  • The Ragin Pagan

    When you’re fuckin’ a whale, your Spring Break has gone too far!

  • The People’s Poet

    The buttshark!

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      Bahahahaha, this episode had me rolling in the deep!!! XD

  • ThatGuy

    I have heard of dolphins attacking people, but not whales

  • Raquelle Dellaghetto

    What the hell is going on with her right arm? o_O

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