Simple but effective
Or if all people were cremated.
No thanks, I don’t want to be chased by zombie ashes.
Do dead people wear shoes? Seriously, I’ve only ever seen them from the waist up.
No, but from what they tell me, they get huge boners.
i believe they put formal clothes on dead people before burying them.
yes – but do they put shoes?
my grandpa wore a full suit.
I don’t know if this is the solution , but it would be very funny
Most bodies getting transported 5 miles or more have their shoelaces tied together so the corpse does not shift in the coffin. Some models come with a latch to attach to the tied shoelaces.