he now has to make a difficult decision…do i aim for the nuts or the face?…
Where is the video showing what happened next?
…and then one of the elastic bands snaps and whips you in the face.
I think you’re looking for this, no?
Except in this particular case the band didn’t snap. That watermelon was all like “You know what? No, fuck you, I’m not going out like this” and just jumped back and fucker her face.
You ended that sentence with passion and I fuckin laughed haha
Pow! Right in the Kisser.
….and they still call it Football….