When David Attenborough is spot on

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  • Vladislav Richter
  • Rev. Analbumcover

    Come on, man. Use some imagination.
    You invite a sexy friend over, have a few drinks… “Look, I have to confess something to you. I can’t for the life of me get a fitted sheet onto a mattress by myself. My mattress is only half-sheeted now. Could you please help me…”

    • Rev. Analbumcover

      I mean even if all that happens is they help you put the sheet on, hey, the sheet’s on!

      • Michael Mason

        It’s actually win, win then.

    • Vava

      Then you get tongue-tied ’cause you’re nervous and you ask them to help sheet on your bed.

  • Tanya Wicht

    Bah humbug – clean sheets feel great, if they don’t buy better sheets! (If you can afford them of course –
    I can’t – but have good enough sheets, that they still feel pretty good) Even on your own, clean sheets feel great, and if you want a really great feeling, shave your legs (and moisturise) right before bed, clean smooth legs on fresh sheets… one of lifes little pleasures. If that is not your thing, you could try just a nice soak in a bath with some epsom salts, or nice shower. If your sheets are not feeling great, then learn to clean them properly, use enough laundry detergent – not too much, or it actually leaves them a bit sticky – preferably warm or hot wash – you can use a little white vinegar in the final rinse, or use a softener if you have no allergies – but the vinegar works well – and leaves no smell after they have dried. Pillowcases can be changed every night, for a mini boost, and it is better for your skin, if you have problem skin. TL:DR It is not in vain – they feel great! (It sounds like a shite advert – but you are worth it!)

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