2 years ago 2 years ago Met this guy at Target today, he is 75. by Staff 2 years ago2 years ago Post PaginationPrevious PostPreviousNext PostNextLike it? Share with your friends! 2314 2314 points Amber Mari You know what? I ALMOST wish I would’ve gotten that as my last tattoo just to fuck with people who have to take care of me when I’m older. BearnieZardoz There must still be some tattoo real estate left on you, where you can have it, no? — A tramp-stamp of a toilet-paper roll and the text “TP for my bunghole!” Amber Mari Yep. BearnieZardoz Good 😀 Flingebunt I would suggest as tattoos a set of care instructions include – This side up (on the forehead) – Insert pizza and candy here (with arrows pointing to your mount) – Exit only, protective gear advised (where you might guess) Cayne Need someone to talk to. Just had a student bring a gun into my internet class that I was teaching. I am a little shaken. someone tell me a good story lizziesmama How frightening! 🙁 What age are these students? Cayne this one is 8. i teach 1 on 1 class over the internet for kids in China. they are normally amazing smart students. but with everything that happened with Vegas this really scared me. not for my sake. I was scared for him FizzPop Ahhh man that’s shitty! Had a similar case in South Africa last week, shocking http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/grade-2-pupil-takes-loaded-gun-to-school-gauteng-mec-20170928 http://ewn.co.za/2017/09/29/father-of-boy-7-who-took-loaded-gun-to-school-on-the-run lizziesmama I can’t think of a good story – but here’s a picture of two cats. Max and Ruby. My daughter named them when they were kittens – 9 years ago. She sometimes regrets naming them after cartoon bunnies – but their names seem to work. As I’m typing this I’m wondering if you know who Max and Rabbit the bunnies are. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/45b2b330be80b936f504851685fd6d5fc3f41659f3f84b96ea291ea4e512f159.jpg Cayne I know max was the predecessor to Micky mouse wasn’t he? or am I missing it. but they are adorable none the less. I have 2. lilly and cinder. they are sweet hearts Thatsquishy I went outside to catch a magikarp on pokemon go during a 2 am thunderstorm when I slipped on mud and managed to get stuck on a sturdy, low-hanging branch . The sad part was that my phone was in my pocket the entire time. It took a campus police office a minute to get me unstuck and untangled (long hair). Other cpos laugh at me now. Cayne that is an unfortunate but slightly hilarious story. thank you Dawn I have a story about a recent accomplishment, but I’m too tired to tell it well. I’m not sure if it’s what you’re looking for, anyway, as it’s not particularly funny. It just fills me with happiness. I might copy & paste it from Facebook anyway in the hopes it’ll distract you. Cayne that is an incredible accomplishment and a great story. thank you for sharing with me 😀 Dawn Thanks! It meant so much to me when it happened. I’m glad it didn’t bore you. http://www.thelundgren.com/ Totte Lundgren Hey Hoodie, wazzup with the fav icon? HoodieDog We’ll get it fixed. Thanks for the heads up. Exquisite Jesus I also still am able to upvote/downvotes as many times as I like. Which is great, cause I feel like God. But I probably shouldn’t have that power. AcidMan My inner child can confirm this @ Exquisite Jesus. Sans Ovaries No, I’m pretty sure 250 people upvoted this picture. AcidMan Yeah, definitely 2280 people for sure. HoodieDog Wait. You are a god. Yeah, we’re fixing that. Exquisite Jesus Okay, cool. Didn’t know if you guys knew yet. Also, I mean I am my father, so. HoodieDog Life is confusing. Why should the character and nature of god be any different? Amirite?