Best sensations


  • zenzen

    Will we let that snap call a fellow lolsnapper names?

  • Shai Hulud

    shower beer is an issue though as it warms up the beer.
    Go stouts.

    • Carlos the Dwarf

      You’re taking too long to rink it.

  • m4a4

    #1? OP must be a morning person…

  • Tanya Wicht

    What is/are pee shivers?

    • Mrs. R. Gumby

      I also wanna know

      • Coffeeinator3000

        girls will never know….

        • Mrs. R. Gumby

          Oh, it’s a male genitourinary thing, then hehe
          It sounds like something unpleasant, but it’s not? Interesting…

          • Michael Shepherd

            I don’t know that it is particularly male, but I am biologist so here goes the explanation. When you really need to pee doing the act can cause a shiver, a brief temperature shift that makes you react. There is some sketchy science on things but mostly from what I can see it results in temperature and Blood Pressure depression that are more pronounced in a standing person (e.g. not someone sitting to pee). That being said, to address above posts, girls ‘could know; but it probably isn’t worth it as the sensation isn’t particularly awesome.

    • Justin Geer

      When dudes pee, the release of bladder content causes a burst of the same reaction as if youre freezing.

      • Tanya Wicht

        Funny how some things are taken for granted, but I had never heard of this before.

        • Johnny Alpha

          me neither!!

    • Shivers

      Nothing to do with me!

      GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!

  • Harsh Puppy

    Read, read, read.
    Nope. Something’s missing.
    21. Punching Donald Trump in the face.
    22. Find a baseball bat and adapt step 21.

    • Justin Geer

      damn when will you losers just drop it already. I am not for or against the dude but yall are starting to look pathetic.

      • brujah1381

        We’ll stop when Trump and the Republican party stops embarrassing/ruining the country

        Or he gets removed from office, whichever comes first

        • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

          Both of those are subjective relativistic terms, one persons embarrassment/ruination is another’s pride-inducement/salvation-reclamation.

          By extreme gracious virtue of being the world’s SOLE Superpower++/Hyperpower, we are bestowed and afforded one of the most sought-after Luxuries that lesser Nations could only dream of attaining and wielding, that Luxury being the unique ability to simply disregard and dismiss criticisms levied at us at any whim necessary. In colloquial terminology, the ability to simply not give a fuck what anyone think about us or more so to the point: bitchings and moanings directed towards the United States and her citizens.

          Finally, he’s not going to be removed from office at all during this first term of his. That is simply a fact which I’ve touched upon in this post in the comments vis a vis the whole “Russia Scandal”, feel free to read at your discretion. https://lolsnaps.com/funny/2715002

          *Disclaimer* I am no ardent supporter of his (was during the campaign, and during the beginning of his term, not so much anymore), nor am I a Republican. Political ideology: American Nationalist. Political Party: Unaffiliated.

          • Johnny Alpha

            You’re right! But he will be an embarrassing *post mark* in American history!

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Again bro, subjective, relative, and purely opinionated. Talk to me in 3 more years (we all know he’s not going anywhere, this whole Russia farce will die by Summer next year if those perpetuating know what’s good for them AND the National Greater Good), and I’ll pass my judgment once all is actually said and DONE. Hell bro, they moved to try and Impeach him Wednesday and it was overwhelmingly defeated, only 58 out of 435 voted to Impeach. Who knows, with Year One almost coming to a close, he might pull some magic out of his ass for the other three, I see all the difficulties of this year as a myriad of learning experiences and what it really boils down to is a crude and grinding shifting of gears from decades of Conventional political thought/logic/practices/modicums to the Unconventional that this day and age has necessitated for itself by itself. Trump isn’t an embarrassment to the USA, he’s a quintessential indictment of it. He’s every stereotype of the USA all coalesced into one human Monument, and that monument was erected at a specific time and place to symbolize a IDGAF attitude which the USA proudly embodies, and honestly, rightly should given our history.

          • Johnny Alpha

            I don’t think he’s clever enough to be a player… Putin on the other hand ….I’m a mongrel, but European … national dick-waving has never been my style

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            You’d be surprised how often bumbling stupidity belies a superior keen intelligence. Sometimes those bumbling oafs who find themselves at the top of the ladder often get there by design and not solely by luck or happenstance. Never underestimate your opponent, Sun Tzu said that clearly. I personally love Putin, he’s objectively worth 10 of any Western “leader” these days. Even against Trump he’s superior. Finally, while I too have a mixed ethnic background, I was born in the USA and without the USA me and my family would not have anything that we currently have achieved, so because of that, I am unashamed to call myself an American Nationalist. I dislike Patriotism because it imposes limitations via values and principles, whereas Nationalism transcends it thereby providing you with incredibly powerful latitude.

        • Justin Geer

          If yall like being pathetic babies that’s fine. Meanwhile the rest of the world is progressing without you. Hopefully all the #not my president people will be deported or get kicked off the tit they’re biting.

          • brujah1381

            That’s a really American perspective there buddy: “you don’t like my opinion, get outta my country!”. Sorry chief, I can not like the president and still be a patriotic American. Were you saying the same thing for 8 years as the right bellyached about Obama?

          • Justin Geer

            Once again, I’m neither for or against the dude. Obama was horrible but rather than snowflaking I kept working and continued prospering. Yall snowflakes need to grow up. Doesn’t matter if you like him or not, if you’re not patriotic for our country then you don’t belong here.

      • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

        Honestly, they’ve startED looking pathetic the first round of demonstrations/protests/agitations post-election. We should really submit it to Guinness as the World’s Longest Temper Tantrum at this point.

      • Harsh Puppy

        Justin, I understand your point of view and your comment is valid, if maybe a little aggressive.
        I just really hate politicians. I make the same joke about Trudeau, and would have make it the same about Clinton.
        Trump is an easy punch line, and it is probably his fault.

    • Flingebunt

      23. Watching a bad person fail without making any effort yourself

  • slayz

    No. 4 and No. 9 for me. i still get goosebumps from old songs like did when i first heard them years ago.

    • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

      Dude, bigtime, this song for me has always done it for going on 16 years already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-6CesO8YPs

      • Johnny Alpha
        • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

          Aw fuck yeah, just heard five seconds of it and I’m already remembering my Catholic church services back in Rome! https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/72777821/non-nobus-domine-ave-maria-deus-vult.jpg

          • Johnny Alpha

            OK – the neighbours are now awake

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdnVVHfseA

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/73656718/what-can-i-say-except-youre-welcome.jpg

            Omfg, I fucking loveeee Rammshtein! Mutter is a definite winner, but my top 5 are in no particular order: Feuer Frie, Mein Teil, Mann Gegen Mann, Mein herz brent, and Moskau. :3

          • Johnny Alpha

            btw – the daughters were asking ’bout you “crazed Texan nutter” was their best way of describing you ;D

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Hahahahaa, wellll, given the circumstance, I’ll take that as a compliment. I’m all good bro, cannot complain one bit. It’s actually snowing here in Houston if you can believe it! So I’m internally jovial as fuuuu! Haha. Tell them all I said hello and I wish them the best of everything with whatever their current endeavors might be, annndddddd for putting up with your crazy ass! 😉 XD Hahaha.

          • Johnny Alpha
          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            You fugly?? Awww cmon bro, don’t talk about yourself that way! XD Seriously man, you got a blessed family, count your blessing bro. Would love to meet all y’all someday. Show off that crazed Texan nutter hospitality. Hahaha.

          • Johnny Alpha

            we have a plan! but I’m not sure I can get a visa – I’m on a list!!

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Whoa, seriously? If you are legitimately on a no-fly or do-not-admit list I can talk to a friend of mine. I’d have to have a good explanation by you as to why you were placed on it to begin with though. At any rate, I can always visit you there, while I wholly and vehemently despise how Europe has become the last 12 years, I still love and treasure the people I know there.

          • Johnny Alpha

            I have ‘military’ history …. the French & UK gov think “I’m good to go” – it’s complicated, say ‘Africa’ 0_o

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Wow, same here, except no restrictions, for me replace France and the UK with the USA and Russia, and replace Africa with Peru.

          • Johnny Alpha

            Peru? ‘Shining Path’ ? mad mofos!!

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Bingo, took out scores of them and performed more than my fair share of enhanced interrogations, it was one of the operations I was a part of that got their leadership.

          • Johnny Alpha

            genuine Q – could you sponser Ella? she wants to get out of Le H, she’ll finish her diploma next June (hotel management) – I know I can trust you … but can she?

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Remind me this same date come February, my situation between now and late January is…. volatile to say the least. Consider this a pinned topic. I cannot say anything definitive right now, but of course she can trust me. You know me as well as anyone else would know me in person, and if you want an eyewitness testimony, just ask my ex, Anh Thu.

          • Johnny Alpha

            It’s my ‘idea’ – have to sell it to Ella, ‘hang fire’ we’ll do it correctly ;D

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            *Hold your fire.

            Hang fire is when you fire a round but it doesn’t go off as it should, so place the weapon down and wait a bit before proceeding with securing it.

          • Johnny Alpha

            exactly! I’ve already told Ella it’s a possibility _ she has to decide !!

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Keep me posted bro.

          • Johnny Alpha

            *re-reading* you is correct, but I only wanted to say ‘pause’

            we have a different definition – this is ‘hang fire’ – toys for boyz

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93kGCTOwmow

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Ah, yep, hold your fire, or cease fire both work. Hold for intermittent situations, and cease for cases where an all-clear is imminent.

        • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

          Bro, you gotta check this one out, omg, actually made me tear up a bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc

          • Johnny Alpha

            listening now!

      • slayz

        being an 80’s kid, i listen mostly to rock music. guitar solos from songs like these still give goosebumps:-

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53jNYnoLu9M

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjqP9_xPuu0

        • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

          I’ve always loved this song tbh, the Judge being my favorite character in the music video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCMHmDnfD6I

          • slayz

            oh yeah, that’s a totally different kind of goosebump.

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            Hehehehe, well??? Tell me! XD

          • slayz

            i just did.

          • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

            You got a woody didn’t you? Damn Slashie! XD

      • Я Безымянный

        Ugh, I really prefer the new one, that has nothing to do with Lenin or the Party.

        • Jose Alvaro Hernandez

          I like the new one too, but the CCCP one was the first one I heard as a kid. I also liked the sound of the Patrioticheskaya Pesnya, very soothing.

  • lizziesmama

    Taking off your bra.

    • Pickles

      Taking off her bra for the first time.

  • clok

    #20 i have stuff from 10 + years ago with the plastic still on it.. I love how it annoys some people.

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