6 months ago 6 months ago A not-so-fun fact by MoonMoon 6 months ago6 months ago Post PaginationPrevious PostPreviousNext PostNextLike it? Share with your friends! 35 35 points The People’s Poet Fun Fact: If your parachute doesn’t deploy…open your secondary parachute. If that doesn’t open, you are obviously really shit at packing parachutes. Johnny Alpha or you’d let your cheating husband pack them for you! https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/25/woman-admits-lying-about-actions-of-husband-accused-of-trying-to-kill-her Mister_B_Posters Or maybe you just keep pulling the wrong cord, perhaps. Shivers Reserve parachutes are required by law to be packed by certified riggers, so if you screwed up packing both of them… you REALLY screwed up, or your family is about to get to sue someone. PATMAN *extremely fucking short life.