Fun Fact: If your parachute doesn’t deploy…open your secondary parachute. If that doesn’t open, you are obviously really shit at packing parachutes.
or you’d let your cheating husband pack them for you!
Or maybe you just keep pulling the wrong cord, perhaps.
Reserve parachutes are required by law to be packed by certified riggers, so if you screwed up packing both of them… you REALLY screwed up, or your family is about to get to sue someone.
*extremely fucking short life.