Baby elephant to mother, “Mum…mum….this creature looking at me is sooooooo cute… Can I keep it? huh?”
No, look what a mess it made in its own nest! mama elephant-probably
“His nose is soooo small, Mum”.
*Embarrassed guy pulls his pants back up*
Ok, but things we think are cute don’t usually shoot us and cut off our teeth. Or tie us up and force us to draw pictures. Or keep us held captive to have peanuts thrown at.
Don’t you think cats would if they could?
If they could, but they can’t. So we cuddle them and watch videos of the brethren on Youtube.
Or whipped and stabbed into obedience so they can bear riders.