the last one is actually important…
Better check the time to make sure it’s still the time I think it is.
Better check Instagram AGAIN to see if I have some new likes…etc…
The other day I was in my kitchen and I ran out of space in the drying rack so I put a cloth on the stove and put a large pot lid leaning against the the stove’s control panel and over the digital clock…I kept on looking at it every 20 seconds even though I couldn’t see the time. I had to perform some hard introspection into why I needed to know the time ALL THE TIME.
better click front page to see if there are new snaps.
Better have five copies of the floppies ‘cos they’re so.. darn-diddly-frustratingly-diddly-untrustable. Diddly. And floppy. Diddly!
Calm down, Ned.
Better keep reposting, to make sure everyone sees this 12 times.
Better double-check, so you don’t dribble down your leg (one for the older male Lolsnapiens)
Here in Essen in Germany, (even tho I’m a Brit), I always get so fucked off, and I want to SCREAM AT THE MOTHERFUCKERS. Reason: People waiting for a bus walk on to the middle of the road to see if the bus coming. Not once, but like 5 times in about 30 seconds. AS IF THE BUS WILL GET THERE FUCKING QUICKER!!!!