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Patient slips Doctor a $20 bill. “How about u knock me out again!”

by Staff 3 months ago3 months ago

Vee Unit

So… eight eyes?
- Das Puggy
  
  We will have to get your vision checked again, woman.
  - Amber Mari
    
    Bro, you missed the joke…
    - Raedwulf
      
      ok, humor me.
      - Amber Mari
        
        double vision while coming out of anesthesia… 4 eyes will be 8
      - Raedwulf
        
        If you say so… I kind of woke up like I always do. It was a good nap.
      - Amber Mari
        
        Well good for you. When I go to an office that puts people under, I will request you as a patient.
    - Johnny Alpha
      
      what joke?
      - brujah1381
        
        When you’re coming out of anesthesia a lot of times you have double vision so the guy with four eyes will appear to have eight in your drug addled stupor.
      - Johnny Alpha
        
        given the drugs I use, I thought we already had 8 ….?
Rev. Analbumcover

That’s a stabbin’.