I tried that by peeing on the other inmates, but I ended up just getting bloodied and bruised.
At least you weren’t in with R. Kelly. You might have ended up with a boyfriend.
Oh I ended up end up. Pretty sure he’s my boyfriend now.
Shouldn’t it read “Don’t Subtract from the population”?
I always get frustrated by things saying to stay out of the newspaper. You can get in the news for good things too (I have), and saying “stay out of the newspaper” makes an implicit assumption that if you are in the news, it is for bad things, which tells people you don’t think highly of them, encouraging them to not think highly of themselves.
It’s based on the idea that if you do something good that would get you in the papers, you should politely decline to be named, as you did the good thing because the good thing needed doing, not because you want to be praised. Seeking praise is what’s considered unseemly.
Well I’ll boo that attitude as well. Take pride in your work. Don’t do things for the sake of news, but if you do them for your own sake or for the sake of others, I say enjoy the news 😀
Don’t add or subtract from the population, so you need to kill someone and replace them to make it zero sum? I feel like this might attract attention, but when the 22nd Infantry Regiment asks you to do something, you do it. Where’s my hammer?