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  • Rokas Akanichas

    there’s always more Italy then necessary

    • https://www.youtube.com/user/theveganape Cole

      Too much is never enough!

  • Mister_B_Posters

    I’d like some lasagna wings with extra italy, with a side of unlimited stick, please.

    • Shivers

      Me too. That all sounds pretty interesting.

      • the dude

        looks like ill be stuck eating Italian citizens…

    • a455olds

      I absolutely do NOT want unlimited stick. Especially from a waitress with a wet voice.

      • seth clammy

        don’t be shy baby, TALK WET TO ME

      • lizziesmama

        That’s how you get a mouthful of secret soup.

  • seth clammy

    her mouth is full of secret soup. secret soup is not on the menu though, friend 4 is just very close with the chef.

    • Das Puggy

      That’s a happy chef.

      • brujah1381

        And relaxed, which is why he’s carelessly dumping excess Italy on the lasagna wings

  • Ryjaxius

    I can’t stop laughing. XD

  • Vee Unit

    It reads like an episode of Welcome to Night Vale.

  • Andre Poreskin

    Lmao, what could be considered food…

    Accurate description of the Olive garden.

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