2 months ago 2 months ago All this talk about banning straws when the eco friendly substitution has been there all along. by LolSnaps 2 months ago2 months ago Post PaginationPrevious PostPreviousNext PostNextLike it? Share with your friends! 27 27 points Gatekeeper I’ve been saying this for years! Carlos the Dwarf I feel better knowing I am not alone. Johnny Alpha WTf fuck is that!? A sun-dried dog-dick? Shivers Twizzler. Johnny Alpha aaand a ‘twizzler’ is what? Shivers Oh. Uh, it’s… hm. Imagine someone took a machine used to extrude penne pasta, and filled it with strawberry-flavoured gummi candy vaguely of the consistency of fresh licorice. Then imagine they spit out tubes about 20cm long each. That’s a twizzler. Das Puggy The strawberry ones suck ass. The actual licorice ones, on the other hand, suck…. Shivers I’m just reporting, not commentating. 😛 Trevor ‘Dork’ Kroeger Red Vine Shivers Isn’t that that comedy sci-fi TV show? (/s) Trevor ‘Dork’ Kroeger Are you thinking of Red Dwarf? Shivers That was why I put the /s tag on it, was a joke. Trevor ‘Dork’ Kroeger https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/414bf06d3d853e922f28dc3cdcd62a02638747ee7c023528ad351b1f574e61e8.jpg Shivers Haha, no offense was taken. Sorry. Hopefully none given, either. I ought to have added a 😛 or something to the previous post. Trevor ‘Dork’ Kroeger None taken. Didn’t know there was a sarcasm tag. This is why we need italics. Windosia And when this person collapses in a diabetic shock, they will use even fewer straws! Aidan Weiss-Rice Or they could just use paper straws, like they used to Sua Sponte Twizzlers do taste like plastic.