All this talk about banning straws when the eco friendly substitution has been there all along.



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  • Gatekeeper

    I’ve been saying this for years!

  • Carlos the Dwarf

    I feel better knowing I am not alone.

  • Johnny Alpha

    WTf fuck is that!? A sun-dried dog-dick?

    • Shivers

      Twizzler.

      • Johnny Alpha

        aaand a ‘twizzler’ is what?

        • Shivers

          Oh. Uh, it’s… hm. Imagine someone took a machine used to extrude penne pasta, and filled it with strawberry-flavoured gummi candy vaguely of the consistency of fresh licorice. Then imagine they spit out tubes about 20cm long each. That’s a twizzler.

          • Das Puggy

            The strawberry ones suck ass. The actual licorice ones, on the other hand, suck….

          • Shivers

            I’m just reporting, not commentating. 😛

      • Trevor ‘Dork’ Kroeger

        Red Vine

        • Shivers

          Isn’t that that comedy sci-fi TV show?

          (/s)

  • Windosia

    And when this person collapses in a diabetic shock, they will use even fewer straws!

  • Aidan Weiss-Rice

    Or they could just use paper straws, like they used to

  • Sua Sponte

    Twizzlers do taste like plastic.

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