Sounds like a normal Monday morning to me



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  • Johnny Alpha

    Change your job m4a4……. pls, if you can!

    There is nothing more soul-destroying than doing a job you hate.
    Not good for you, your family, lovelife – even sense of well-being…

    dude! GET OUT OF THERE before you go postal…….

    what are you qualified to do?
    what do you want to do?
    where are you now?
    are you willing/able to change location?

    Post your replies here and we”ll see how Lolsnappiens work …. : )

    I’m in Normandy, France….. if I can help, I will ….

    • Das Puggy

      Normandy… that explains why you get a chuckle out of Quebecois French.

      • Johnny Alpha

        Toujours ;D

        et en plus il faut compris le ‘Chauchois’ & le ‘Ch’iti’ ici ….

        We have to remember that ‘modern’ French was formalised by Napoleon, that’s after the USA decided which language they were going to use …

        • Das Puggy

          In the US, one vote difference and they would be speaking German instead of English.
          As for Canada and Quebec… there is an Acadamie Francais Quebecois, which is entrusted to regulate and preserve the French language in Canada, but in the rest of Canada, we learn Parisian French. Never really understood that one.

          • Johnny Alpha

            They even passed a ‘law’ here in France that “you can’t advertise using English words” – yeah! right, like ‘le hamburger’ is going to disappear from the french vocab.
            The worst law was “you can only play 40% on non-french music over the radio” – result? everyone switched off the radio!! ( there are some still some good ‘talk’ stations left – the rest is just shite, crap la merde!!)

            l’Acadamie Francaise is supposed to protect the ‘French Language’, but given that American English has more ‘tradition’, what the fek are they trying to protect

            pretentious wankers I say

    • m4a4

      Aha, I posted this snap for the joke. I actually quite like my job as a programmer 😛

      • Johnny Alpha

        ah! but you forget we Lolsnappiens,
        we say what we think, think what we feel and are ready to make sure no one goes overboard! – we are few enough on the ground
        (think I might have fucked the boat metaphor but I’m sure you will forgive me)

        I’m a morning person (I can hear the “boo, hiss” already) I wake before the sun rises

        04:00 evey morning like clock-work and I don’t have an alarm!!

        BUT!! super bonus, my ‘rook’ family has decided they like trees better than my balcony –
        the fuckers have flown!!

        OK only 250m but this is waay better

        • m4a4

          Yup. But if I had a problem, I would personally go straight to the comments. But I don’t usually air my problems out in public 😛

          And morning person…………. that’s ok. I just stay up past midnight 😀

          • Johnny Alpha

            stay up past midnight! you risky devil, sometimes I do too!!
            I think it’s a mental ‘hang-over’ from when I was working the fishing boats …..

          • m4a4

            It gets so quiet in the house after midnight.

            And I’ve never been a morning person. I remember hating getting up for highschool (would have to get up at 8 lol)

          • Johnny Alpha

            ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
            Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
            The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
            In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
            The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
            While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
            And mamma in her ’kerchief, and I in my cap,
            Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap,
            When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
            I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.”

            and I told the fucker to “piss off” !!

  • Tanya Wicht

    You skipped the rest of it!
    “EUGENE, OR—Arriving back at work after a two-week winter vacation, local marketing assistant Matthew Bueso told reporters Monday he was happy to return to the office with a fresh and rejuvenated loathing for his job. “It’s always nice to get away for a few weeks, clear my head, and come back invigorated with a newfound disgust for my place of employment and the various responsibilities of my thoroughly depressing job,” said Bueso, 38, noting that his time away had inspired him to complete mind-numbing administrative tasks, engage in idle discussions with his aggravating coworkers, and listen to bullshit inspirational speeches from his boss with a rekindled sense of anger and despair. “I’m rested, my batteries are recharged, and I’m ready to despise my entire professional life more intensely than ever before!” At press time, a revitalized Bueso was furiously balling his fists at the sound of a nearby coworker’s loud typing.” https://local.theonion.com/man-returns-to-work-after-vacation-with-fresh-reenergi-1819574342

    • m4a4

      That makes more sense. The problem is that the place I pulled the picture from didn’t have the rest of it either…

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