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  • perthaussieguy

    No, possibly not but it sure means we can’t trust anything you say (well, many of us haven’t been trusting you for a long time anyway)

    • Gatekeeper

      Yeah like”If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor” and “If you like your healthcare plan, then you can keep your healthcare plan”and the most famous “You will see a reduction of your premiums by $2500 per year”?

  • Carlos the Dwarf

    Nothing you do is a crime when you get to write the rule book.

    • Gatekeeper

      My guess is you know little to nothing about the American legal system. Congress makes the “laws” and the President enforced those laws, then SCOTUS decides if those laws meet Constitutional muster.

      • Carlos the Dwarf

        If we ignore the reality that the powerful are rarely subjected to the law, perhaps you know little to nothing about god.

        • Gatekeeper

          Yeah but nobody gave a flying piece of rat shit about any crooked shit that a POTUS did until DJT became president!! So everyone who condemns him after giving Clinton, GW Bush, and Obama passes can kiss my fucking ass!! Also I know plenty about GOD and this little douchebag who calls himself god has serious delusions of grandeur!!

          • Carlos the Dwarf

            You seem a bit tense or intense, you might want to give some serious consideration to medication and/or therapy.

          • Gatekeeper

            That’s what I figured, you’ve got nothing but shit talking when you are presented with truth!

          • Carlos the Dwarf

            What truth have you revealed?

          • Johnny Alpha

            Apparently nothing, apart from assumptions and bad grammar ……

          • Carlos the Dwarf

            Thanks, I was wondering if I had missed something.

          • Johnny Alpha

            Ooooo … look! He’s back 😀

          • Carlos the Dwarf

            Into every life a little rain must fall.

          • Gatekeeper
          • Johnny Alpha

            no one in a rational body will *clik* that site – scuff-sucker

          • Gatekeeper

            Oh darn spunkrag you were too smart for me! I couldn’t trick you into clicking my sneaky virus link!! You caught me posting a link to an Annie Lennox video singing Here Comes the Rain Again!!

          • Johnny Alpha

            as Carlos the PORG says, “a little rain must fall” – in Lolsnapien’ terms

            you have been up-graded to ‘cunt’ – if you persevere, the title ‘gay-lord’ will be awarded, there are other heights to climb

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj1ykZWtPYI

          • Gatekeeper

            You’re clever there my little cuntwhistle! But not clever enough!! I’ve seen that RickRoll before. You’ll have to do better than that!

          • Johnny Alpha

            definitely an UV for “cuntwhistle” ….. *thinks

            …. hmmmm … *go random*

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvrogxMHmlg

          • Gatekeeper

            That’s better than the GNR version!! I like you even though you’re a colossal asshat!! LOL

          • Johnny Alpha

            I love you too ! ;D

          • Johnny Alpha
          • Gatekeeper

            That ones good, but she over annunciates her words. Great instrumental though!!

          • Gatekeeper

            noun: grammar
            the whole system and structure of a language or of languages in general, usually taken as consisting of syntax and morphology (including inflections) and sometimes also phonology and semantics. I’m sorry knob end, I don’t see spelling being included in the definition for grammar. So tosspot, let me mansplain a little more for you. The POTUS does enforce the laws enacted by Congress through the DOJ/ Attorney General, FBI, ATF, DHS, etc which fall under the Executive Branch. Who is Head of the Executive Branch…Good Question…POTUS. So my inference that Carlos has little to no knowledge of the Justice System based on his statement and I quote”Nothing you do is a crime when you get to write the rule book.” is not an assumption but a fact!! MIC DROP!!

          • Carlos the Dwarf

            My comment was in reference to god, not your precious POTUS.

          • Johnny Alpha

            knob end – tosspot ….. loool!!

            “The POTUS does enforce the laws enacted by Congress through the DOJ/ Attorney General, FBI, ATF, DHS, etc which fall under the Executive Branch”

            as I said, Drumph does NOT ‘enforce’ the laws – time to look at your dictionary again …….. ;D

          • Gatekeeper

            Where’s the assumption or bad grammar?

          • Johnny Alpha

            “My guess is you know little to nothing about the American legal system. ”
            – assumption
            “Congress makes the “laws” and the President enforced those laws”
            *enforces – bad grammar – except he “upholds” the law, the police and governing bodies “enforce” it …..enough or should I go on?

          • pgok

            Hey now, plenty of people condemned GW Bush.
            Also, Clinton was actually impeached.

          • Gatekeeper

            But they were both re-elected though weren’t they?

          • pgok

            Clinton was impeached in his second term. The anti-war sentiment started in Bush’s first term but definitely didn’t reach it’s crescendo until his second term. So yeah they were re-elected because their major problems weren’t at Trump’s level until their second term.

  • Flockacox

    Clever

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