5 days ago 5 days ago Beware by Staff 5 days ago5 days ago Post PaginationPrevious PostPreviousNext PostNextLike it? Share with your friends! 36 36 points Coffeeinator3000 who the fuck…names their kid dave nowadays. Aidan Weiss-Rice I think Dave is the dog’s name Dragonofarbitration Your parents named you “coffeinator3000”! Entity It’s Sergeant Dave. Dave is his surname. Amber Mari Who the fuck…. names their kid Teddy/Theodore nowadays? The last person/thing I knew named that was my giant stuffed bear I got when I was five named Theodore because it was short for Teddy, but to me, Theodore was a grown ass bear. https://m.facebook.com/khloebriglio BlackSwan That gave me a chuckle. Amber Mari Well, if it’s a noodle, you don’t have to worry about this doodled girl. Noodles are dry/hard/sharp, limp/wet/sticky, or semi-soft/smothered in sauces and herbs that don’t belong in an adult bedroom setting. Also, who the hell just has ONE noodle? This is just ineffective on so many levels. Better Version: If on her skin she has some art, never, ever lets her touch your parts. There. I fixed it.