7 months ago 7 months ago

Not as big an asshole after all…

by Staff 7 months ago7 months ago

Dante

… The hell does “please pree” mean?
- PATMAN
  
  Ikr?
- HoodieDog
  
  The good people at Urban Dictionary to the rescue… because pree seems like a stupid word:
  
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  - PATMAN
    
    Cheers mate. I’m frasmotic and compunctuous for causing such impericombobulations.
    - Chuck B
      
      Ow, my head!
      - PATMAN
        
        Don’t thank me, thank Blackadder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSYiT2iG08
Fobia(Kadin)

So.. You now have a way for the authorities to track the guy?
- Flockacox
  
  How would you track a laptop?
  - Fobia(Kadin)
    
    Login IP of the email account
    - https://www.facebook.com/app_scoped_user_id/442960499416716/ Sergio Cuquerella
      
      stolen laptop, false gmail account from a public library wireless… then what? unless he is dumb enough to login from home. Most likely police wont even bother, at least our police here… lazy bunch.
      - Mango
        
        Police barely have the resources to track down pedophiles online, let alone low-level thieves. If I went to my police department asking them to obtain a warrant using IP for a stolen laptop, they would literally laugh me out the door.
    - Flockacox
      
      How would you get the IP?
Jake

Honestly when my gopro got stolen… I would have paid him to keep the camera just give me the memory card
Jake

Honestly when my gopro got stolen… I would have paid him to keep the camera just give me the memory card. I can buy a new camera. But those videos are gone.
- rick
  
  My old work got broken into a year or so ago, and one of the guys had left this camera there; whoever broke in took the camera but left the SD card. Good guy/girl thief I guess. Sucks the same didn’t happen to you.
Flingebunt

Back in the flip phone days, a friend had her phone stolen. They called the phone and the thief answered. They couldn’t get him to return the phone, but he did write down all the phone numbers and send them to her.
Я Безымянный

When my phone was got stolen in university I found the guy and broke his arm.
Hans Krümel

Notiz an Sie selbst 😉

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