7 months ago 7 months ago

Wow…

by Staff 7 months ago7 months ago

Marcus

Bit of a dick move…
Dragonofarbitration

Penises
- perthaussieguy
  
  Penii ?
James Denman

Why though? Assuming that you spent exactly 1 second looking at each picture, you would need 185 days of uninterrupted time looking at them to see all of them. That seems like too much porn to be practical.

Also theres lots of porn just on the internet for free as well, you dont need to heist it……

This crime confuses me.
- IMHO
  
  Upvote for actually working out the math.
- John Matheson
  
  Dick hoarder I guess.
- Tanya Wicht
  
  The question is why the person made it up, and the answer is money – and to laugh at those who cannot tell fake news from real news.
- Shivers
  
  That, and trust me, all you need to do is make a few accounts on a few unnamed sites and you will get them sent to you voluntarily… and in large quantities…
Cbergsyo

That’s exactly what I expected a dick pic thief to look like
- BearnieZardoz
  
  AND to be named.
Carlos the Dwarf

With a name like that, she really had no choice.
- PATMAN
  
  Ikr? WANG…. looool
  - Carlos the Dwarf
    
    Oh, I meant Hillary……….:-)
- brilliant_observer
  
  Looking for a lost relative?
  - Carlos the Dwarf
    
    Would explain the terms she used in her search parameters.
The People’s Poet

Now to wait for the TSA agent to get caught with a collection of gloves that have been inserted into bodily offices.
- Glaarg
  
  More or less “Ewww!” ?
Rokas Akanichas

“government property”
Trevor ‘Dork’ Kroeger

Why are 16 million dick pics government property?
- Rev. Analbumcover
  
  I assumed they were selfies of government people.
https://m.facebook.com/khloebriglio BlackSwan

And this is why so many people have a problem with how much the government watches us.
- Gregor
  
  Truly, there have been jealous NSA people spying on their ex and TSA agents putting their ex on the no fly lists and any number of other wonderful abuses because those stupid politicians don’t want to think of what could go wrong
- Tanya Wicht
  
  Yeah, but this is not true https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics/
The009

I can not find any verified case of this on any real news site.

It is funny, but I am incredible skeptical that its true.
- Tanya Wicht
  
  It is satire – aka the really really fake news – LOL https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics/
  - The009
    
    So its like the onion. TY I did not know that.
Michael Mason

Redickulous
Tanya Wicht

Please, if you think this is real, go to The Onion – and to this ones page, there are lots of other stories that will horrify you and amaze you, and they are all true(ish) – LOL. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics/
Sua Sponte

What I got out of this is that my dick pic is classified secret and a matter of national security.

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