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  • Marcus

    Bit of a dick move…

  • Dragonofarbitration


    • perthaussieguy

      Penii ?

  • James Denman

    Why though? Assuming that you spent exactly 1 second looking at each picture, you would need 185 days of uninterrupted time looking at them to see all of them. That seems like too much porn to be practical.

    Also theres lots of porn just on the internet for free as well, you dont need to heist it……

    This crime confuses me.

    • IMHO

      Upvote for actually working out the math.

    • John Matheson

      Dick hoarder I guess.

    • Tanya Wicht

      The question is why the person made it up, and the answer is money – and to laugh at those who cannot tell fake news from real news.

    • Shivers

      That, and trust me, all you need to do is make a few accounts on a few unnamed sites and you will get them sent to you voluntarily… and in large quantities…

  • Cbergsyo

    That’s exactly what I expected a dick pic thief to look like

    • BearnieZardoz

      AND to be named.

  • Carlos the Dwarf

    With a name like that, she really had no choice.

    • PATMAN

      Ikr? WANG…. looool

      • Carlos the Dwarf

        Oh, I meant Hillary……….:-)

    • brilliant_observer

      Looking for a lost relative?

      • Carlos the Dwarf

        Would explain the terms she used in her search parameters.

  • The People’s Poet

    Now to wait for the TSA agent to get caught with a collection of gloves that have been inserted into bodily offices.

    • Glaarg

      More or less “Ewww!” ?

  • Rokas Akanichas

    “government property”

  • Trevor ‘Dork’ Kroeger

    Why are 16 million dick pics government property?

    • Rev. Analbumcover

      I assumed they were selfies of government people.

  • BlackSwan

    And this is why so many people have a problem with how much the government watches us.

  • The009

    I can not find any verified case of this on any real news site.

    It is funny, but I am incredible skeptical that its true.

  • Michael Mason


  • Tanya Wicht

    Please, if you think this is real, go to The Onion – and to this ones page, there are lots of other stories that will horrify you and amaze you, and they are all true(ish) – LOL.

  • Sua Sponte

    What I got out of this is that my dick pic is classified secret and a matter of national security.

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