I’m an EMT. Found this at work today. Tempting… very tempting…

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  • Inaba

    you had the time to blog about it? i’d press it immediately incase by cruel turn of fate, someone tried to stop me

    • Carlos the Dwarf

      This is why we don’t leave the button around you.

  • perthaussieguy

    Its effect is not immediate. It was pushed a while back. It appears to be under way now.

    • http://yukigitsune.tumblr.com/ Yuki-Hime

      Probably starts some sorta rube goldberg machine that makes a butterfly effect of terrible occurrences

  • Tanya Wicht

    “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.” ― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

    • Gregor

      Damn, you beat me by a mere 6 hours

  • Gregor

    9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled “Danger: Do Not Push”. The big red button marked “Do Not Push” will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.


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