New ‘Superhero’?

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  • Gregor

    I don’t think he’s very new, but he surely get’s named a lot these last few years, mostly for not doing anything

  • m4a4

    And for the irony:
    “Thoughts and prayers don’t do anything” man.

  • Yuki-Hime

    I was just talking about this the other day
    Mine is I can instantaneously (wow i spelled that right) give someone any terrible haircut i so choose, even if it means growing their hair out

    • Rev. Analbumcover

      It would be awesome to be able to Bill Gates someone like that.

    • The man that did that thing

      I can see instances where that would actually be incredibly useful.

      Some bad guy’s chasing you? Instantly give them a huge fringe so they can’t see where they’re going and trip over their own hair…

      • Yuki-Hime

        oh well you thought it out more than me
        i just wanted to devastate them

  • Shivers

    “Existential Angst Woman”.

    • Das Puggy

      Sometimes florescent lights fuck that up.

  • Carlos the Dwarf

    I have the ability to tell when a politician is lying.

    • perthaussieguy

      When they open their mouths?

      • Carlos the Dwarf

        You too share this power.

  • Matt

    I have the ability to turn rich dairy products unto diarrhea… I’m… LACTOSE INTOLERANT MAN!!!

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