Name-a-cockroach is advanced build-a-bear


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  • The People’s Poet

    I wouldn’t be that mean to a cockroach.

    • Johnny Alpha

      but … but it would mean being nice to a meerkat … decisions, decisions!

      • Tanya Wicht

        Meerkat gets cockroaches, regardless of their names. Being named after a selfish asshole wont make the cockroach any better or worse. I doubt very much if they let you customize the cockroach with a few voodoo spells either – sigh – lol. (It would be a different approach though, instead of the usual acupuncture doll, being eaten by a Meerkat… )

  • Matt

    This has nothing to do with loving science… this is one of the many reasons I grew tired of IFLS

  • OhPoop

    You could do this with a Salmon at an Oregon Zoo.

    https://wset.com/news/offbeat/for-20-wildlife-images-will-put-your-exs-name-on-a-salmon-and-feed-it-to-a-bear-02-09-2019

    I looked it up. It looks like they are sold out this year.

  • Mona_Lisa

    feed the ex to the meerkat?

    • Flingebunt

      That implies your ex is an it, not a him or a her

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