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  • BearnieZardoz
  • Fobia(Kadin)

    Got all their ducks in a row, I see

    • LOLWUT

      Got all their ducks in a snow…

  • Vee Unit

    I want to have a snowball fight using these, and every time I throw one at someone, I’ll yell…

    “DUCK!”

    • Das Puggy

      Give me a few minutes, and I’ll goose you.

      • Vee Unit

        You know how to ruffle my feathers.

        • Das Puggy

          If you were like my previous partner, you’d send me the bill.

          • Vee Unit

            Let’s get together and flock our brains out.

          • Das Puggy

            I’ve forgotten how, I’ll have to wing it.

          • Vee Unit

            Hawkward. Isn’t it a-parrot?

          • Das Puggy

            This is what happens when you bring boobies to a cock fight. No one gets down.

          • Vee Unit

            That’s a bit of ostrich.

          • Das Puggy

            I find it emu-sing

          • Vee Unit

            And here I thought you’d egret ever starting this conversation.

          • Das Puggy

            I’m only starling to get going.

          • Vee Unit

            Toucan play at that game.

          • Das Puggy

            I’m now Robin the bottom of my wits.

          • Vee Unit

            Oh, sparrow me. We both know that you just want me spread eagled.

          • Glaarg

            Jeez you two. Get a room already! O wait… you, um never mind.
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a1faa7178f189dbc3946c06a5d3956c9d23ea4ec8a4ecf73feb7c6c6af226923.jpg @Rich_Kralick:disqus
            Edit: Seriously this thread is funnier than the post!

  • Daemonius

    No if we just had a way to make them yellow…

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