I wanna be adopted by this family


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  • Dragonofarbitration

    So, dad wants the daughter to help him paint the shitter?

    • OhPoop

      Yep, and he will feed her pork.

    • Mounty1103

      i thought birth giver was the mother

      • Dragonofarbitration

        She says “Master” not Mistress.

        • Tanya Wicht

          Mistress sounds wrong, to say to a mother, I prefer “Lord and master of all I survey”. Never heard a guy call himself birth giver.

    • Johnny Alpha

      I read it as ‘paint the town red’ – guessed he didn’t have a big opinion of the neighbourhood.

    • Daniel Emberton

      i assume he means clean it..

  • the dude

    if my family talked to me like this, it would drive me insane.

    • Vader

      Is that what happened?

      • the dude

        more or less

        • Coffeeinator3000

          more, or less. Be specific spawn!

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  • Novo Caine

    This looks like a fabricated conversation, made by someone who goes around saying memes out loud irl.

  • Raedwulf

    I need to watch Coneheads again.

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